Most of us are familiar with the 'Footprints in the Sand' analogy of our walk with this God. For those who are not, I will briefly explain. The analogy is that our walk with God is down a beach and we (us and this God) leave prints in the sand. When we are obeying God's will, our footprints are directly in His. When we stray from His will, our footprints drift away from His. I have always hated this analogy, and I have heard many variations of it. So I have written a short rebuttal combining the versions I have heard with some ideas of my own. This said, I hope you like my little parody.

One night a man had a dream.

He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that as the path of his life grew longer, one set of footprints grew fainter until only the other remained. He also noticed that the faint set of footprints vanished when the very highest and happiest times of his life began.

This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it: "LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that the most successful times in my life begin when there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why you would leave me and not share my joy."

But the LORD was silent and unseen.

The man walked back and looked for the LORD. He noticed that, as he approached, the two sets of footprints appeared to merge and become one. He realized that the faint set of footprints had not vanished; it was not there. It was merely an illusion, an echo of the other footprints, visible only to a weak and gullible perception.

And the man knew there was only one set of footprints: His own.