Wun day as I was finishing from my "shok" of seein de lockness monsta I
took a walk through the forest, to see if I could find my greandma. We all
tink she was oldlady-napped by da mofia. Ya never kno dese days. Owell,
back to de walkin. Im walkinnn and walkinn. And suddenly I see a foot print
almost az big as mah greandma's bum. Im like "oh my gosh-didlyosh! That
foot print is almost as big as mah greandma's bum! So I decided to follow
it (it was a moving magik footprint, I sware). Soo I folloed de print and
it led me inta a big cave. So im in the cave makin sur to talk to myself
reel quiet like. Talking to mahself is a lil nervous disorder I picked up
in hanalala. So im like walkin in this cave, and suddenly I see. NOTHIN! So
I keep walkin. So I see this genetically inhanced (by the mafia of course)
giant cow. Just for kicks I start to call him big foot. Because first of
all, he has a big foot! So im like hey mista beeg foot, can I have mah
greandma bak? And hes like mooooooo im beeg foot! And he ate me and I died.
THE END or is it?
So im in his stomach swirlin round like dem blewd cells and im like ooohhh this is not fun! So I ate his lung! Remember that kids, whenever ur getting eetin by a giant genetically enhanced cow named beeg foot, always make sur to eet his lung. So I ate his lung and hes like OOH! You ate my lung. Reel pissed off, he pooed me out in his purple genetic poo. So im lik ahha im in your poo. And I pooed out his lung on his face. So we r both sittin there in poo and he sits on me. That's about when I recognize his bum! That's my greandma's bum I shouted gimme it back. So I took out a slege hamma and beet his bum purple and cut it off with a herring. I took it and ran away to my house where I went to sleep.
THE END or is it?
So im in his stomach swirlin round like dem blewd cells and im like ooohhh this is not fun! So I ate his lung! Remember that kids, whenever ur getting eetin by a giant genetically enhanced cow named beeg foot, always make sur to eet his lung. So I ate his lung and hes like OOH! You ate my lung. Reel pissed off, he pooed me out in his purple genetic poo. So im lik ahha im in your poo. And I pooed out his lung on his face. So we r both sittin there in poo and he sits on me. That's about when I recognize his bum! That's my greandma's bum I shouted gimme it back. So I took out a slege hamma and beet his bum purple and cut it off with a herring. I took it and ran away to my house where I went to sleep.
