Author's Note: I did not make up this parody. A band friend of mine did, and I thought it was funny enough to go up in Fanfiction.Net. So I don't remember all of it, but I remember most... It is about a flute/piccolo, Ruthann, who is one of the biggest band geeks anybody knows. the original title of the song was "Ruthann, the Bay High Band Dork", but it is Band Geeks, peoplez. Little bit of info you need 2 know. Our band director is Eddie Page, Ruthann nickname is Rufas, Medusa is a band game where you have to stand at attention and stay perfectly still even when people are tickling you and making faces at you.

Ruthann,

The Bay High Band Geek

(Band Geek)

Had a lot of Bay High pride,

And if you ever saw her,

(Saw Her)

You would even run and hide,

All of the other Band Geeks,

(Band Geeks)

Used to laugh and call her names

(Like Rufas)

They never let poor Ruthann

(Ruthann)

Join in any Bands Geek games,

(Like Medusa)

Then one warm ol' Christmas concert,

Eddie came to say,

(March, March, March)

Ruthann, with your flute so bright,

Won't you play a song tonight,

Then all the Band Geeks loved her,

(Loved Her)

As they played out with glee,

(Yipee!)

Ruthann the Bay High Band Geek,

(Band Geek)

You'll go down in history,

(Like Judge Turner)



Please read and review!!!!!!