Disclaimer:

The Slayer: Okay, I have never owned Invader Zim

GirChic: I wish I did!!!

The Slayer: Well you don't so get over it!

GirChic: Aw, then I will just have to go and have tea and crumpets with my good friend Mr Sewer Monster!!

The Slayer: HUH?

GirChic: Hello Mr Sewer Monster!! Come In!!! *GirChic brings the sewer monster into the studio*

The Slayer: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

*The Sewer Monster grabs The Slayer and starts to hug her violently and squeeze her tightly*

GirChic: Oh, ain't that just cute!! He likes you!!

The Slayer: Can't.....Breath!!!

GirChic: Why don't you go on and read The Slayer's song fic, it's from Dib's prospective, about Zim, K? Oh and The Slayer doesn't own the song, either!! Can you guess who originally sang it? It's just got a few changes in it, can you see them?



Dib's Song: DENYING!


By The Slayer


Verse One:

You think you're quick,
But I'd like to see you keep up with me,
You think you're slick,
But I'd like to see you pull a trick on me,
You think you're so cool,
But you're nothing at this skool,
You think you're smart,
But whom the hell do you think your talking to.

Everyone is gonna see what your are,
Take a look at yourself,
Tell me why keep on denying?

Chorus:

Everything you say [denying]
Everything you do,
So be a fool to yourself forever more,
[Trying] Every kind of move,
[Tell me] what's it gonna prove?
You may fool everybody,
You may fool everybody,
BUT ME!

Verse Two:

I know what you are,
But I know you don't wanna be seen that way,
Admit defeat, win or lose,
Who cares it's just a game we play,
I know you hate me,
And hopefully that's the way it's always gonna be,
You've got your style,
But I know what you have in store for me,

Everyone is gonna see what you are,
Take a look at yourself,
Tell me why keep on denying?

Chorus:

Everything you say [denying]
Everything you do,
So be a fool to yourself forever more,
[Trying] Every kind of move,
[Tell me] what's it gonna prove?
You may fool everybody,
You may fool everybody,
BUT ME!

Everyone is gonna see what you are,
Take a look at yourself,
Tell me why keep on denying?

Everything you say [denying]
Everything you do,
So be a fool to yourself forever more,
[Trying] Every kind of move,
[Tell me] what's it gonna prove?
You may fool everybody,
You may fool everybody,
BUT ME!

The End



GirChic: Well, did you like it? And have you guessed who sang that song originally?

The Slayer: ...H..EL...P!! *Is still being hugged by the Sewer Monster*

GirChic: Well, review this song fic for my good friend The Slayer!!!

The Slayer: HELP ME!!!