Short and stupid – written in under a minute on a sugar high. This is weak- this is sooooo weak (DON'T expect much from this)

Vashu the Red Clad Gunman
(A Trigun Christmas Carol)

(You know Knives and Legato, Middie and Monev,
E.G. and Neon, Raidei and Leonov.
But do you recall the most famous gunman of all?)

Vashu, the red clad gunman
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it
You would even want to run

All of the other gunmen
Used to laugh and call him names
(like BAKA!)
They'd never let poor Vashu
Play in any Gunman games

Then one foggy gunsmoke night
Wolfwood came to say
Vashu with your gun so bright
Lets go kick some butt tonight

Then how the gunmen feared him
And they tried not to pee:
'Vashu the red clad gunman
you'll go down in history.'

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Please tell me I didn't have to tell you this was to Rudolph the red nosed reindeer?

Note: I just got my Monev the Gale figure today... Picture this: Me walking around the mall (already boggles the mind...) singing this to myself, while toting around my Monev figure. I had a WIDE berth of personal space today... somehow, I think I frightened the natives...