Where Do We Put That?





The night was chilled with the touch of deaths icy fingers. Batman clenched his jaw tightly

and drew his cape about his frame. He turned to see Robin...swinging through the air.

"Batman!" Robin cried landing next to the caped crusader. "It's Joker, he and Catwoman are getting away look there in that 100 gallon cowboy hat!. We should go after them !"

Batman smiled then . He knew that the foul villains would fall before him.

"Great plan Robin," he mumbled " but to pull it off I'll need a boat and some fish net stockings.

"No problem Batman!"

"Alright watch as I swing down Robin then you can finally go on your first date.

"Alright Batman"



"Ha we have you now Joker..we-- thawak!!! Batman glared at Robin.

"What!!" Robin exclaimed "I only hit him once. I didn't think I was being to extreme ....man what a wussy. I mean it's not like I kissed him or something!!!"

"Robin, where's Catwoman"

" oh..I just let her get away"

Batman shook his head.

"Robin when are you going to learn that the baterang comes back to you, so don't turn your back on it.

Huh?"

"And another thing how come your only wearing green underwear. I'm sure your costume came with leggings."

"Simple, you'll be amazed how well wearing no pants distracts the bad guys"

"..............."

"I mean let's face it my costumes isn't exactly camouflage colours. Your dressed in black and more black and me, I might as well be wearing a target that says shoot me. A little distraction works in my favor...most of the time.

"Rriiiight......oookkk...um.......end?"

"Sounds good to me"





End