Tortallan Wheel Of Fortune
Chapter 2 ~ Spin, Spin, Spin!
Pat: Welcome back! I have a feeling this is going to be an interesting and VERY eventful episode. We have viewers tuning in to see the catastophes from Scanran to New York. Anyway, let's take a look at today's special prizes for our contestants...
Announcer: Courtesy of Raven Armoury, today's winner will get a free silver sword with sharp, serrated blades complete with a top quality leather scabbard enscribed with golden runes! *the audience oohs and aahs* Yep, that's right folks! And the second place contestant will get an all expenses paid trip to the Scanra Hilton! I'd watch what I ate there though. They're not on friendly terms with Tortallans and they might be inclined to slip something poisonous into your room service! And our third place contestant gets... NOTHING! You are the loser and we will all laugh in your face! Thank you.
Pat: Yup, that's right. You'll win those prizes plus the money you make. Now, Buri you have been randomly selected to go first! Our category is... Tortallan Royalty!
Buri: Wow! This is so cool! I could NOT believe my ears when the Goddess told me I was specially selected to be transported to a parallel universe with lots of technology. And THEN to discover there were books written about Tortall? Far out! And this wheel thingy? Rad man!
*She spins the giant wheel and it slowly turns around to land on $100. Vanna walks to the screen which is displaying the blank spaces for the words. Buri seems to be confused about what to do.*
Buri: Ummm... Okay, I spun the wheel! Now what the hell do I do? I haven't watched this friggin show before. Help me out here!
Pat: You think about the category and what words might fit into the spaces on that screen. Then you ask a common letter or one you think is in the word to try and figure out what it is. You just spun $100 and if you guess a correct consanant you can keep that money. Vowels cost extra because they're common letters.
Buri: Oh. Okay, I get it now! This is kinda fun! I'll choose J!
Pat: Yes! We have 1 J!
*Vanna presses the screen and a J appears at the beginning of the second word. Buri spins the wheel flexing her muscular arms. The wheel whirs and hums then flies off its socket.*
Buri: Oopsie!
Pat: Bring in the replacement wheel. *he sighs resignedly*
*Two workers carry on the huge wheel of fortune and lever it onto the axle. The game resumes.*
Buri: Okay, this time I won't be so spastic. *she giggles*
*The wheel spins and stops at $1000. Buri is very excited.*
Buri: Okay, I guess an Y!
Pat: I'm sorry. There aren't any Ys in this word. It's now Raoul's turn.
*Buri pouts. Raoul spins the wheel and it lands on $700.*
Raoul: I'll take an N!
Pat: Yes! We have 3 Ns!
*Vanna presses the screens and 3 Ns light up. The word is Prince Jasson of Conte but only the audience knows this. Raoul spins again, gets $400 and chooses the letter C.*
Pat: Yes! We have two Cs! You're really rocking this house, RahRah!
Raoul: Excuse me? Did you just call me RahRah?
Pat: *meekly* Ummm... yes?
Raoul: I'm sorry I will be forced to kill you.
Buri: *tugging on his arm* Umm... I don't think your prospects of winning would be too good if you murdered the host of the show.
Raoul: You've got a point. Okay, Pat. You can live, but one more slip up and you're mincemeat!
Kel: *giggling hysterically* Mincemeat is such a funny word!
Raoul: I'd shut up if I were you girlie. Or I might be forced to kill you.
*Kel shut up. Raoul spins the wheel and chooses the letter T. He gets $250. He continues in this pattern until every letter is taken except for the vowels and R. This appears to confuse all of the contestants. Raoul choses the letter X and loses. Keladry of Mindelan spins the wheel and it lands on $600.*
Kel: Finally! I thought you guys would never finish. I choose R!
Pat: Yes!!! We have an R!
Kel: Wahooo! Uhuh! Yeah baby! Come on! Give it to me! Pretty Mama! Who is da champion? Kel, You are the champion! You are da best!
*She spins again. It lands on bankrupt. Kel bursts into tears.*
Buri: Look who's the loser now, huh? I know exactly what it is! Prince Jasson of Conte! So, can I have my prize?
Pat: Yes Buri you are the winner of this round! But there's still another round before the finale.
Buri: What you mean I have to win that too?
Pat: Um.. yes. But the special prize of this round is a... *He whispers to the cameraman about what the hell the prize actually was* piece of old, rotten, stinky, smelly, crap covered, ewy, gooey cheese! Yeah!
Buri: Ummm.. Okay, whatever. Oh! I heard Kel say she wanted it!
Kel: No I didn't!
Pat: Too late! You get the cheese anyway.
Vanna: Since Pat is being an incompetent jackass right now I will officially dismiss us for a commercial break!
Pat: Vanna baby! Don't say that!
Vanna: Well you are! You're an stupid, lazy piece of horse [--CENSORED--]!!
Buri: After these two lovebirds stop arguing, we'll be on with the show. Thank you!
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A/N: Well? Was it worth it? Did you like my new chapter? Should I bother finishing the show? You have to R/R people! I decided to make this story more appropriate than my last humour one.
Chapter 2 ~ Spin, Spin, Spin!
Pat: Welcome back! I have a feeling this is going to be an interesting and VERY eventful episode. We have viewers tuning in to see the catastophes from Scanran to New York. Anyway, let's take a look at today's special prizes for our contestants...
Announcer: Courtesy of Raven Armoury, today's winner will get a free silver sword with sharp, serrated blades complete with a top quality leather scabbard enscribed with golden runes! *the audience oohs and aahs* Yep, that's right folks! And the second place contestant will get an all expenses paid trip to the Scanra Hilton! I'd watch what I ate there though. They're not on friendly terms with Tortallans and they might be inclined to slip something poisonous into your room service! And our third place contestant gets... NOTHING! You are the loser and we will all laugh in your face! Thank you.
Pat: Yup, that's right. You'll win those prizes plus the money you make. Now, Buri you have been randomly selected to go first! Our category is... Tortallan Royalty!
Buri: Wow! This is so cool! I could NOT believe my ears when the Goddess told me I was specially selected to be transported to a parallel universe with lots of technology. And THEN to discover there were books written about Tortall? Far out! And this wheel thingy? Rad man!
*She spins the giant wheel and it slowly turns around to land on $100. Vanna walks to the screen which is displaying the blank spaces for the words. Buri seems to be confused about what to do.*
Buri: Ummm... Okay, I spun the wheel! Now what the hell do I do? I haven't watched this friggin show before. Help me out here!
Pat: You think about the category and what words might fit into the spaces on that screen. Then you ask a common letter or one you think is in the word to try and figure out what it is. You just spun $100 and if you guess a correct consanant you can keep that money. Vowels cost extra because they're common letters.
Buri: Oh. Okay, I get it now! This is kinda fun! I'll choose J!
Pat: Yes! We have 1 J!
*Vanna presses the screen and a J appears at the beginning of the second word. Buri spins the wheel flexing her muscular arms. The wheel whirs and hums then flies off its socket.*
Buri: Oopsie!
Pat: Bring in the replacement wheel. *he sighs resignedly*
*Two workers carry on the huge wheel of fortune and lever it onto the axle. The game resumes.*
Buri: Okay, this time I won't be so spastic. *she giggles*
*The wheel spins and stops at $1000. Buri is very excited.*
Buri: Okay, I guess an Y!
Pat: I'm sorry. There aren't any Ys in this word. It's now Raoul's turn.
*Buri pouts. Raoul spins the wheel and it lands on $700.*
Raoul: I'll take an N!
Pat: Yes! We have 3 Ns!
*Vanna presses the screens and 3 Ns light up. The word is Prince Jasson of Conte but only the audience knows this. Raoul spins again, gets $400 and chooses the letter C.*
Pat: Yes! We have two Cs! You're really rocking this house, RahRah!
Raoul: Excuse me? Did you just call me RahRah?
Pat: *meekly* Ummm... yes?
Raoul: I'm sorry I will be forced to kill you.
Buri: *tugging on his arm* Umm... I don't think your prospects of winning would be too good if you murdered the host of the show.
Raoul: You've got a point. Okay, Pat. You can live, but one more slip up and you're mincemeat!
Kel: *giggling hysterically* Mincemeat is such a funny word!
Raoul: I'd shut up if I were you girlie. Or I might be forced to kill you.
*Kel shut up. Raoul spins the wheel and chooses the letter T. He gets $250. He continues in this pattern until every letter is taken except for the vowels and R. This appears to confuse all of the contestants. Raoul choses the letter X and loses. Keladry of Mindelan spins the wheel and it lands on $600.*
Kel: Finally! I thought you guys would never finish. I choose R!
Pat: Yes!!! We have an R!
Kel: Wahooo! Uhuh! Yeah baby! Come on! Give it to me! Pretty Mama! Who is da champion? Kel, You are the champion! You are da best!
*She spins again. It lands on bankrupt. Kel bursts into tears.*
Buri: Look who's the loser now, huh? I know exactly what it is! Prince Jasson of Conte! So, can I have my prize?
Pat: Yes Buri you are the winner of this round! But there's still another round before the finale.
Buri: What you mean I have to win that too?
Pat: Um.. yes. But the special prize of this round is a... *He whispers to the cameraman about what the hell the prize actually was* piece of old, rotten, stinky, smelly, crap covered, ewy, gooey cheese! Yeah!
Buri: Ummm.. Okay, whatever. Oh! I heard Kel say she wanted it!
Kel: No I didn't!
Pat: Too late! You get the cheese anyway.
Vanna: Since Pat is being an incompetent jackass right now I will officially dismiss us for a commercial break!
Pat: Vanna baby! Don't say that!
Vanna: Well you are! You're an stupid, lazy piece of horse [--CENSORED--]!!
Buri: After these two lovebirds stop arguing, we'll be on with the show. Thank you!
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A/N: Well? Was it worth it? Did you like my new chapter? Should I bother finishing the show? You have to R/R people! I decided to make this story more appropriate than my last humour one.
