Ok. We don't own any of the characters or songs and whatnot. Me and Emerald were hyper one day and had just finished reading "Harry, Ron, Hermione, and their Apple Juice." SO DON'T GET MAD CARLY AND MARADITH! YOU ARE OUR INSPIRATION! WOOO! LoL! Ok, R/R

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Aletta: Hello everyone! I'm Aletta and welcome to the first annual Hogwarts Talent Show!

Harry: ::whispers to Ron:: Who ARE these people?

Ron: I donno, but they sure are mental!

Emerald: Don't question the authors, scar boy!

Aletta: Yeah! We're the reason your here in the first place! NOW BE THANKFUL AND LISTEN!

::crickets::

Hermione: Whatever!

Emerald: Chosen Your songs?

ALL: NO!

Emerald: Well, that's too bad.

Aletta: We'll have to chose for you!

Harry: What?!

Emerald: Well, we've chosen!

Hermione: That was quick

Amanda: MACORONI!

Aletta: Where'd you come from?

Emerald: Its me with a different name.

Aletta: How'd you do that?

Emerald: Its called 'Power of the author!' Don't you read?

Aletta: I've got to get out more.

Ron: ::wispers to Harry:: metal those two, I'm tellin ya.

Aletta: SILENCE!

Ron: How'd you hear me?

Aletta: Well, I AM writing most of what you're saying aren't I?

Emerald: Actually, I wrote it

Aletta: Same difference...

Amanda: ATTACK THE PICKLE!

Ginny: NO! PICKLES ARE GOOD!

Aletta: Ginny? How'd you get here?

Ginny: YOU!

Aletta: Oh yeah, duh

Ginny: Its not MY fault I got put into this.

Ron: Can we get on with this already?

Hermione: Whatever.

Ron: There's using that word, Hermione, and then there's overdoing it.

Hermione: Whatever!

Harry: SHUT UP HERMIONE!

Aletta: Let's get moving shall we?

Emerald: I concur.

Ron: Concur?

Hermione: Honestly, Ron!

Harry: ::wispering to Ron:: it means agree, Weasley

Aletta: I didn't know that either...

Ron: Wow, we should hook up!

Emerald: Don't try to get with Ron Aletta!

Aletta: Awww...

Ron: Cool!

Emerald: She has an obbsesion with you, Ron

Ron: See, that's even cooler!

Aletta: ::blushes::

Hermione: Whatever.

Harry: STOP HERMIONE!

Emerald: Aletta, lets get on with it, and STOP GOOGLING RON!

Aletta: I at LEAST get a mushy song duet...

Ron: I SECOND THAT!

Emerald: Then I get a song duet with Harry!

Harry: What about Cho?

Aletta: She's not here.

Harry: Why?

Aletta: BECAUSE I SAID SO! IM THE AUTHOR HERE!

Emerald: Cho's shallow anyway, Harry. SHE WANTS YOU FOR YOUR MONEY!

Aletta: Does she even KNOW about his money?

Emerald: Well too bad, she does know!

Aletta: ::inches closer to Harry:: Hi Harry...

Ron: WHAT ABOUT ME?!?

Emerald: Aletta, did you take your Ritilan today?

Aletta: Err... No... ::bounces off the walls::

Emerald: Don't mind her, shes hyperactive!

Ron: I like that in a woman.

Emerald: I'm sure you do....

Emerald: She's got the attention span of a flea!

Aletta: I resent that... OH LOOK! A BUTTERFLY! ::chases the butterfly::

Hermione: Rrrrrrright.

Emerald: Can we START please?!

Emerald: OWW!!! CANDY!!!! ::eats and gets sugar high::

Aletta: Yeah, we've got some great stuff for you tonight! ::steals some candy::

Emerald: Hand over the Twizzlers!

Aletta: ::gives them to Emerald::

Aletta: Let's do Hermione first...

Emerald: MUHUHAHAHAHA!!!!! I AM THE RULER OF TWIZZLERS!

Hermione: Do I have to?

Aletta: It's for half of your grade!

Emerald: SING!

Hermione: ::starts to sing::

Ron: STOP!

Emerald: You must sing a specific song!

Hermione: What's that?

Emerald: ::whispers in Hermiones ear::

Hermioine: EW! NO WAY!

Aletta: You're going to do it! Do you know why?

All: Why?

Emerald and Aletta: BECAUSE WE'RE THE AUTHORS!

Hermione: ::walks reluctantly onto the stage:: ::cloths change to strapless, pink body suit:: You're all mental, you know that?

Aletta and Emerald: Yup!

Aletta: WAIT! We need a boy from the audience!

Harry: Pick me!

Hermione: Ohhh.

Aletta: ::sniggers:: Draco Malfoy!

Malfoy: You should wear that everyday mudblood.

Harry: How DARE you Emerald!

Emerald: Hush Harry, we're starting.

Hermione: This is ridiculous! Can't I have another song?

Emerald and Aletta: NO!

Hermione: ::starts dancing as if under the Imperious Curse:: ::starts to sing:: All you people look at me like I'm a little girl. Well, did you ever think it'd be O.K. for me to this world? Always sayin' little girl don't step into the club. I'm just tryin' to find out why cause dancin's what I love.

Hermione: ::starts to dance around Malfoy making horrified faces:: I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it. I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it.

Aletta(in fits of laughter): That's enough for this act. ::snorts:: Give it up for the lovely Hermioine and her handsome assistant, Draco!

All(in monotone): Yay.

Emerald: Now, Harry, its your turn.

Harry: ::looks horrified::

Aletta: Don't worry! It's a solo act!

Harry: I still don't trust you.

Emerald: Harry, it's not about trust, it's about getting through school alive.

Harry: ::gulps::

Harry: What do I have to do?

Emerald: ::whispers to Aletta::

Aletta: ::smiles and whispers to Harry::

Harry: Oh God no!

Aletta: You fought a Hungarian Horntail, you can certainly do this!

Amanda: FRENCH CHEESY!

Aletta: We will.. we will.. STOP DOING THAT! STOP DOING THAT!

Emerald: ::Waves wand and changes Harry wardrobe to a cute sailor outfit::

Harry: ::looks down and gags::

Aletta: Come on Harry! Unless you want an encore...

Emerald: ::over fits of laughter:: Aww, Harry!

Harry: ::climbs onto the stage mumbling::

Ron: Lookin' good!

Aletta: Who me?

Ron: Both of ya!

Emerald: That was really gay, Ron.

Aletta: Hey! I wrote that!

Emerald: ::eating rasberry twizzler:: Ron, GET CANDY AND BE HAPPY!

Ron: ::gets candy:: ::is happy::

Emerald: Alright! Let's began!

Aletta: You mean begin.

Emerald: Whatever.

Ron: Oh no! The word's contagious!

Emerald: Ok everyone shut up! Harry, sing!

Harry: Every.. oh do I really have to do this?

Aletta: Yes! Do you know why?

All: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE AUTHOR!

Aletta: Precisely! Now sing!

::microphone appears in Harry's hand::

Harry: Every night in my dreams, I see you I feel you! I Do NOT know how to go ooooonnnnnnnnnn!!! NEEEEEAAAAAARRRRR!!!!! FFFFFFFAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!! Where EVER YOU ARE! YOU ARE SAFE IN MY HEART AND MY HEART WILL GO ONNNNN ANDDDDDD OOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!

Ron: ::has fits of laughter and falls out of seat::

Malfoy: For a person who defeated You-Know-Who, you sure can't sing!

Aletta: ::mumbles:: you can say that again.

Harry: ::wardrobe returns to normal:: Oh, I feel loved...

Aletta: Have me get up there and that'll make two of us. Anywhoo

Ron: Wow, you're really cute, Aletta.

Aletta: Whoa, and I didn't even write that.

Emerald: Wait, who did write that?

Aletta: You mean it wasn't you?

Emerald: Nope

Ron: It was me! Duh!

Aletta: ::backs away::

Emerald: Wow! The charters are taking control....uh-oh...

Aletta: ::runs a hand through Ron's hair:: that's not necessarily bad...

Hermione: Hey, that's my man you got your hand on!

Aletta: SHOVE IT, BEAVER WOMAN!

Emerald: Uh-oh

Harry: Hey, is there a girl for me?

Emerald: Not unless you want me or Hermione.

Harry: Forget it.

Ginny: Hey people, your forgetting me!

Aletta: Oh yeah, hey Gin.

Emerald: Well, its either me, Ginny, or Hermione.

Harry: I WANT ALETTA!

Emerald: What am I? Chopped Liver?!

Harry: No, but you sure look like it!

Aletta: Er, this can't be good.

Emerald: Shove it, scar boy

Harry: But I thought you said I was cute!

Emerald: IT'S NOT FAIR! EVERYONE WANTS YOU!!!

Malfoy: I think your cute Emerald

Emerald: NEXT!!!

Neville: H-hi Emerald...

Emerald: WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Aletta: Don't worry, Emerald! Harry wants you!

Harry: No I don't! She's mental!

Aletta: Yes you do.. BECAUSE...

All: You're the author..

Aletta: MUHUWAHAHA!

Emerald: Harry, you know what I said to myself today?

Harry: What?

Emerald: I said 'Self: Order a large pizza'

Harry: What does that have to do with anything?

Emerald: It explains the fact to your theory, that, I REALLY AM CRAZY!!!! MUHUHAHAHA!!!



Hermione: Whatever.

All: Shut up!

Emerald: Ron, its your turn.

Ron: ::walks by Aletta and slicks back hair::

Emerald: ::Gags::

Aletta: ::smiles and waves::

Emerald: STOP IT!

Aletta: ::pant pant drool::

Ron(all manly): So, what do I have to do?

Aletta: ::swoons::

Emerald: You have to sing, duh.

Ron: ::drops pose:: Sing what?

Aletta: ::gets really close to Ron's ear and wispers the song::

Emerald: Jeez, Aletta! Get a room!

Aletta: Sounds good to me!

::both race up the spiral staircases togther::

Emerald: GET BACK HERE ALETTA!

Aletta: But I don wanna!

Emerald: NOW!

Aletta: ::trudges downstairs holding Ron's hand::

Ron: ::walks to the stage:: So what's this song again?

Aletta: ::whispers it to Ron::

Ron: You've got to be kidding.

Aletta: Sorry

Emerald: MUHUHAHAHA!!

Ron: er... Cause I can feel you breathe. It's washing over me, and suddenly i'm melting into you. There's nothing left to prove, baby, all we need is just to be... Caught up in the touch a slow and steady rush. Baby, isn't that the way that love's suppose to be? I can feel you breathe.

Ron: JUUUUUUST BREATHEE!!

Aletta: ::giggles uncontrollably::

Emerald: ::snorts::

Ron: ::smiles and bows::

Harry: Go Ron! ::laughs uncontrollably::

Hermione: Rrrrright.

Ron: ::rushes down and sits next to Aletta::

Emerald: Whatever.

Aletta: ::giggles and forgets her que::

Emerald: ::clears throught:: Ok then.

Aletta: Oh, right.

Emerald: Jeez.

Aletta: And next, we'll have a number from our very own Deapty Headmistriss, Professor McGonagall!

Emerald: Boo!

Harry: Shut up.

McGonagall: Miss Zara! Why, really, do you think I should?

AlettaLeeZara: Aletta: ::grins evily:: I insist.

Emerald: ::Falls onto the floor with a fit of laughter::

Aletta: I think. ::whispers to McGonagall::

McGonagall: It's not very tasteful, but if you insist.

Emerald: Oh yes, we do. ::snorts uncontrollably::

McGonagall(in shrilly opera voice): Somebody hit the lights, so we can rock it day

and night! People getting down that's right, from A.M to P.M!

All: ::silent::

All: ::burst out laughing::

McGonagall: I wasn't that bad!

Aletta: if only you knew.

Emerald: DIE! DIE! DIE!

McGonagall: ::dies::

Emerald: Cool!

Ron: NO MORE TRANSFIGURATION!

Hermione: ::sobs:: P-p-professor!

Harry: WooHoo!

Harry: You're cute Emmy!

Emerald: Don't call me Emmy you suck up!

Aletta: ::snorts::

Harry: ::screams at Emerald:: Chopped Liver!

Emerald: Where in the heck did that come from?

Ron: Will you two stop?

Emerald: Oh, go french kiss Aletta, lover boy!

Aletta: ::gives deathley glare::

Emerald: Please don't hurt me.

Ron: ::puts his arm around Aletta:

Aletta: I wouldn't. ::smiles::

Emerald: SOMEONE HELP!

Amanda: Hello!

Emerald: HELP ME, MYSELF WITH A DIFFERENT NAME!

Amanda: NO! ::disappears from Fan fic::

Harry: ::points and laughs:: You cant even save yourself!

Emerald: And I thought you were cute!!

Harry: I am!

Emerald: I know...

Hermione: Whatever.

Emerald: YOUR CUTE BUT I HATE YOU HARRY!!

Emerald: HERMIONE! SHUT UP!

Aletta: ::sings:: Emotions running high... la la la la la

Emerald: Oh, Kiss her Ron, so she'll shut up!

Ron: ::looks at Aletta::

Aletta: ::looks at Ron::

::both run to a dark corner::

Emerald: ::Runs to the restroom to throw up from sickness::

Aletta: ::comes out of the corner, her hair all messed up::

Ron: ::follows:: That was fun

Harry: This is getting a little sick

Emerald: I think we outta end this now!

Harry: OH, PLEASE!

Ron: NOO!!! DON'T LEAVE ME ALETTA!

Aletta: Oh, Ron! ::kisses Ron:: ::smiles:: It's only for a little while!

Ron: Wha... what do you mean?

Emerald: ::gags:

Aletta: Because Hogwarts 2nd Annual Talent show is coming soon! Acts will be by Hagrid, Madame Maxine, Snape, and more! And I'll see you then, k, Ronnie?

Ron: Oh, ok... bye...

Harry: Ohh....God, please no...

Emerald: BYE

Harry: Bye everyone! And don't forget to buy the next book in my series, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix!

Aletta: If it comes out anytime soon.

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YAY! O.k.. a sequel is coming. the Second Hogwarts Talent Show! Bigger and better acts. Bwahahaha! LoL! Ok ok I'm done.