Aletta: Hello again! And welcome to our second chapter of The Hogwarts
Talent Show! I'm your host along with Emerald, so let's get started!
Emerald: Yeah, last time I deleted the other chapter and...nevermind.
Aletta: ::rolls eyes::
Ron: ALETTA! IS THAT YOU?
Aletta: RON! ::runs to Ron and hugs him::
Hermione: WAHH!!
Ron: Crikey! I lost my Mojo!
Emerald: Um...
Aletta: Let's get strait to the show now shall we?
Harry: Uh...no?
Emerald: Shut up, Harry
Aletta: Now we'll have a number from our very own Games keeper, Hagrid! Along with the Beubatons Headmistress, Madame Maxine!
Hagrid: Wha's it we have ter do?
Ron: This I gotta see.
Emerald: You and Madam Maxine will....DUN DUN DA!! SING!
Madame Maxine: Vell, vat is ze song we have to sing?
Emerald: ::sniggers:: Tell her, Letti.
Aletta: ::whispers to Madame Maxine and Hagrid::
Madame Maxine: Zat is absurd! Absolutly not!
Hagrid: I's not that bad...
Emerald: ::Sniggers uncontrolably::
Aletta: Do it, for us...
Emerald: Are you crazy? If you say that they won't
Aletta: Yes they will.. BECAUSE...
All(monotone): You're the authors.
Emerald: GOOD! Now, everyone WATCH!
Hermione: You mean...read?
Harry: WHO CARES!
Hagrid: ::gets on stage:: I like big butts and I cannot lie, yeh other brothers can deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thin in yer face you geh...
Madame Maxine: ::pushes Hagrid out of the way with her ENOURMUS butt:: I don't sink you're ready for zis jelly, cause my body's too bootylicious for you!
Aletta: ::falls the the ground laughing::
Ron: ::falls on top of Aletta::
Emerald: ::kneels down with laughter::
Harry: ::glasses fall off from shaking so hard::
Emerald: Your a little anxious, huh Aletta?
Aletta: Mmm Hmm
Hermione: ::sniggers uncontrolably::
Aletta: ::gasp:: Ok... ::pant:: time for Snape ::giggles::
Harry: SNAPE?! WICKED!
Ron: Hey! That's my word!
Aletta: NO! YOURS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT!
Harry: That's two words.
Aletta: Whatever.
::Snape enters the room::
Aletta: Welcome to our secret volcano layer.
Emerald: Enough with the Austin Powers stuff!
Aletta: Sorry.
::long, uncomfortable pause::
Emerald: Guess what! I made up a new character!
Aletta: Is it a guy for you? ::giggles::
Emerald: No ::takes a box from a man wearing a Dominos jacket:: I'm hungry. Want some pizza, Letti?
Aletta: Pizza pizza!
Harry: Let me have some!
Emerald: No!
Harry: Why not?
Emerald: You called me Chopped Liver!
Harry: When?
Emerald: In the last chapter!
Harry: Who cares about the last chapter?
Emerald: Me and my pizza!
Hermione: Rrrrright.
Aletta: Hermione, go eat a pickle. It will rid you of your beaver fever
Hermione: I'm sure....
All: WE WANT SNAPE! WE WANT SNAPE!
Emerald: Okay, Snape!! Get Your Big Butt Over Here!
Harry: I always wanted to say that...thats not fair!
Emerald: Well, life isn't fair!
Harry: This isn't real life!
Emerald: Shut up, Harry!
Snape: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
Aletta: SNAPE SNAPE SMELLS LIKE AN APE!
Emerald: Um....
Emerald: Where'd that come from?
Aletta: Hey! It's a once-in a lifetime chance!
Emerald: I'm sure.....Well, anyways! Snape, you'll be singing ::wispers the song in his ear::
Snape: Now there is NO WAY I'm singing....THAT!
Aletta: MUHOHAHAHA!
Emerald: Shut up and sing!
::Snape gets on the stage and is silent::
Emerald: I said sing!
Snape: But I thought you told me to shut up?
Emerald: Since when did you start listening to me?
Snape: Never.
Emerald: Thats right! Now sing!
Snape: NO!
Emerald: YOU SING OR YOU DIE SNAPE!
Snape: Oh Really?
Aletta: ::reaches for Snape button::
Snape: FINE FINE! I'll sing it!
Aletta: Good. Now...GO!
Snape: ::cloths change to sixtys style, including red hair bandana:: ::voice changes from greasy to rock star:: JERIMIA WAS A BULL FROG ::dun da:: A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE!! ::dun da:: I NEVER UNDERSTOOD A SINGLE WORD HE SAID BUT WE ALWAYS HAD A MIGHTY-FINE TIME! ::dun da:: JOY TO THE WORLD!! ::dun da da:: ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS ::dun da da:: JOY TO THE FISHYS IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA, JOY TO YOU AND ME!!!
Aletta: ::under uncontroably sniggers:: Okay, that'll be enough.
Ron: YO PROFFESER!
Snape: Shut it, Weasley!
Emerald: Hey, don't dis Ron!
Snape: Who CARES if I dis Weasley?!
Aletta: ME!! SO DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! ::presses Snape button::
Snape: ::dies::
Harry: WOHOO!!! NO MORE POTIONS!!!
Hermione: Now thats something I'm happy about!
Emerald: Alright, now we need our next duet, Ron and Hermione!
Hermione: SCORE!
Ron: ::groans::
Aletta: WHAT? WHAT ABOUT ME?!!!
Emerald: Well, technicly, your not a charater.
Aletta: But-but-Ronnies mine!
Emerald: I said NO!!!
Aletta: ::Starts sobbing::
Emerald: JEEZ! He's just a character J.K Rowling made up!
Aletta: Hes not JUST a character, he's my Ronnie!!! WAHHH!!!
Emerald: Well, NEXT!
Hermione: YES!
Ron: NO LETTI! DON'T LET HER TAKE ME!
Hermione: ::tugs on Rons sleeve::
Aletta: ::sob:: The show ::sob:: must go on...
Emerald: Ohhh, this is fun...
Harry: Of course!
Emerald: Okay, Ron, this song you'll be singing with Hermione is ::wispers in ear::
Aletta: ::reluctantly whispers the song in Hermione's ear::
Hermione: Um...
Ron: Um.
Emerald: Don't you just love torturing the characters?
Aletta: NOT MY RONNIE!
Emerald: Lets just get started.
Ron: Do I hafta?
Emerald: I can make you like Hermione! I can make you do anything because IM the author!
Aletta: I can make him not because IM THE AUTHOR TOO!
Hermione: Jeez, people
Emerald: Alright, Lets began!
Aletta: You mean begin?
Ron: NOT AGAIN!
Emerald: ::reaches for Ron button::
Ron: HEY! DONT KILL ME OFF!
Emerald: Don't worry, I just have fun doing that!
Ron: ::muttering:: Mental...
Aletta: ::heart breaks into a bazillion pieces::
Emerald: Aww, Aletta, he;s a character, your an author, it would never work...
Aletta: It'll work if I say it'll work! Anyway.. there's always Rupert!
Ron: WHO'S RUPERT?!
Emerald: Hes the person who plays you in the Harry Potter movie.
Aletta and Emerald: ::dreamily:: Very.
Emerald: But the person who plays Harrys' even better
Harry: ::blushes::
Aletta: RUPERT BEATS ALL! DID YOU SEE HIM ON ROSIE? AHHH! ::dies::
Emerald: Did you see DANNY on Rosie ::Shudders:: He was...wonderful!!! I WANT HIM!!!
The Ghost of Aletta: Good, you have Dan I have Rupert
Emerald: I only caught the last part though....
Emerald: Aletta! Get back in...in...someonea body!
Aletta: ::gets into Britney Spears' Body::
Ron: WOW
Emerald: Can we START please?
Aletta/Britney: NO!! DONT LET HER TAKE RON AWAY FROM ME!!
Ron: But...But....Emerald? PLEASE!
Hermione: C'mon Emerald!
Ron: SHUT UP!
Emerald: Get on the stage you too!
Ron: ::growls::
Hermione: ::dances like an idiot::
Aletta/Britney: ::mutters:: show off
::robes change to white::
Ron: ::looks down in disgust::
Emerald: SING!
Ron: ::Sighs::
Hermione: They say we're young and we don't know, and wont find out 'bout love until we grow...
Ron: I dunno if all that's true but you got me and baby I got you...
Hermione & Ron: Babe, I've got you babe! I've got you babe! I've got you babe!
Aletta/Britney: ::sniffs::
Hermione: ::beams::
Emerald: Well...we better get going!
Ron: NO!! NO!!! LETTI!!! I LOVE YOU LETTI NOOOO!!!!!!
Aletta/Britney: Hit me baby one more time!
Harry: O.K. that's really freaky
Emerald: Well...er....we better get going now!
Aletta/Britney(the Britney side): Until next time, in the words of my boyfriend... BYE BYE BYE!
Emerald: Er...well...bye everyone! See you in chapter 2!!!
Hermione: Whatever.
Emerald: Yeah, last time I deleted the other chapter and...nevermind.
Aletta: ::rolls eyes::
Ron: ALETTA! IS THAT YOU?
Aletta: RON! ::runs to Ron and hugs him::
Hermione: WAHH!!
Ron: Crikey! I lost my Mojo!
Emerald: Um...
Aletta: Let's get strait to the show now shall we?
Harry: Uh...no?
Emerald: Shut up, Harry
Aletta: Now we'll have a number from our very own Games keeper, Hagrid! Along with the Beubatons Headmistress, Madame Maxine!
Hagrid: Wha's it we have ter do?
Ron: This I gotta see.
Emerald: You and Madam Maxine will....DUN DUN DA!! SING!
Madame Maxine: Vell, vat is ze song we have to sing?
Emerald: ::sniggers:: Tell her, Letti.
Aletta: ::whispers to Madame Maxine and Hagrid::
Madame Maxine: Zat is absurd! Absolutly not!
Hagrid: I's not that bad...
Emerald: ::Sniggers uncontrolably::
Aletta: Do it, for us...
Emerald: Are you crazy? If you say that they won't
Aletta: Yes they will.. BECAUSE...
All(monotone): You're the authors.
Emerald: GOOD! Now, everyone WATCH!
Hermione: You mean...read?
Harry: WHO CARES!
Hagrid: ::gets on stage:: I like big butts and I cannot lie, yeh other brothers can deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thin in yer face you geh...
Madame Maxine: ::pushes Hagrid out of the way with her ENOURMUS butt:: I don't sink you're ready for zis jelly, cause my body's too bootylicious for you!
Aletta: ::falls the the ground laughing::
Ron: ::falls on top of Aletta::
Emerald: ::kneels down with laughter::
Harry: ::glasses fall off from shaking so hard::
Emerald: Your a little anxious, huh Aletta?
Aletta: Mmm Hmm
Hermione: ::sniggers uncontrolably::
Aletta: ::gasp:: Ok... ::pant:: time for Snape ::giggles::
Harry: SNAPE?! WICKED!
Ron: Hey! That's my word!
Aletta: NO! YOURS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT!
Harry: That's two words.
Aletta: Whatever.
::Snape enters the room::
Aletta: Welcome to our secret volcano layer.
Emerald: Enough with the Austin Powers stuff!
Aletta: Sorry.
::long, uncomfortable pause::
Emerald: Guess what! I made up a new character!
Aletta: Is it a guy for you? ::giggles::
Emerald: No ::takes a box from a man wearing a Dominos jacket:: I'm hungry. Want some pizza, Letti?
Aletta: Pizza pizza!
Harry: Let me have some!
Emerald: No!
Harry: Why not?
Emerald: You called me Chopped Liver!
Harry: When?
Emerald: In the last chapter!
Harry: Who cares about the last chapter?
Emerald: Me and my pizza!
Hermione: Rrrrright.
Aletta: Hermione, go eat a pickle. It will rid you of your beaver fever
Hermione: I'm sure....
All: WE WANT SNAPE! WE WANT SNAPE!
Emerald: Okay, Snape!! Get Your Big Butt Over Here!
Harry: I always wanted to say that...thats not fair!
Emerald: Well, life isn't fair!
Harry: This isn't real life!
Emerald: Shut up, Harry!
Snape: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
Aletta: SNAPE SNAPE SMELLS LIKE AN APE!
Emerald: Um....
Emerald: Where'd that come from?
Aletta: Hey! It's a once-in a lifetime chance!
Emerald: I'm sure.....Well, anyways! Snape, you'll be singing ::wispers the song in his ear::
Snape: Now there is NO WAY I'm singing....THAT!
Aletta: MUHOHAHAHA!
Emerald: Shut up and sing!
::Snape gets on the stage and is silent::
Emerald: I said sing!
Snape: But I thought you told me to shut up?
Emerald: Since when did you start listening to me?
Snape: Never.
Emerald: Thats right! Now sing!
Snape: NO!
Emerald: YOU SING OR YOU DIE SNAPE!
Snape: Oh Really?
Aletta: ::reaches for Snape button::
Snape: FINE FINE! I'll sing it!
Aletta: Good. Now...GO!
Snape: ::cloths change to sixtys style, including red hair bandana:: ::voice changes from greasy to rock star:: JERIMIA WAS A BULL FROG ::dun da:: A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE!! ::dun da:: I NEVER UNDERSTOOD A SINGLE WORD HE SAID BUT WE ALWAYS HAD A MIGHTY-FINE TIME! ::dun da:: JOY TO THE WORLD!! ::dun da da:: ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS ::dun da da:: JOY TO THE FISHYS IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA, JOY TO YOU AND ME!!!
Aletta: ::under uncontroably sniggers:: Okay, that'll be enough.
Ron: YO PROFFESER!
Snape: Shut it, Weasley!
Emerald: Hey, don't dis Ron!
Snape: Who CARES if I dis Weasley?!
Aletta: ME!! SO DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! ::presses Snape button::
Snape: ::dies::
Harry: WOHOO!!! NO MORE POTIONS!!!
Hermione: Now thats something I'm happy about!
Emerald: Alright, now we need our next duet, Ron and Hermione!
Hermione: SCORE!
Ron: ::groans::
Aletta: WHAT? WHAT ABOUT ME?!!!
Emerald: Well, technicly, your not a charater.
Aletta: But-but-Ronnies mine!
Emerald: I said NO!!!
Aletta: ::Starts sobbing::
Emerald: JEEZ! He's just a character J.K Rowling made up!
Aletta: Hes not JUST a character, he's my Ronnie!!! WAHHH!!!
Emerald: Well, NEXT!
Hermione: YES!
Ron: NO LETTI! DON'T LET HER TAKE ME!
Hermione: ::tugs on Rons sleeve::
Aletta: ::sob:: The show ::sob:: must go on...
Emerald: Ohhh, this is fun...
Harry: Of course!
Emerald: Okay, Ron, this song you'll be singing with Hermione is ::wispers in ear::
Aletta: ::reluctantly whispers the song in Hermione's ear::
Hermione: Um...
Ron: Um.
Emerald: Don't you just love torturing the characters?
Aletta: NOT MY RONNIE!
Emerald: Lets just get started.
Ron: Do I hafta?
Emerald: I can make you like Hermione! I can make you do anything because IM the author!
Aletta: I can make him not because IM THE AUTHOR TOO!
Hermione: Jeez, people
Emerald: Alright, Lets began!
Aletta: You mean begin?
Ron: NOT AGAIN!
Emerald: ::reaches for Ron button::
Ron: HEY! DONT KILL ME OFF!
Emerald: Don't worry, I just have fun doing that!
Ron: ::muttering:: Mental...
Aletta: ::heart breaks into a bazillion pieces::
Emerald: Aww, Aletta, he;s a character, your an author, it would never work...
Aletta: It'll work if I say it'll work! Anyway.. there's always Rupert!
Ron: WHO'S RUPERT?!
Emerald: Hes the person who plays you in the Harry Potter movie.
Aletta and Emerald: ::dreamily:: Very.
Emerald: But the person who plays Harrys' even better
Harry: ::blushes::
Aletta: RUPERT BEATS ALL! DID YOU SEE HIM ON ROSIE? AHHH! ::dies::
Emerald: Did you see DANNY on Rosie ::Shudders:: He was...wonderful!!! I WANT HIM!!!
The Ghost of Aletta: Good, you have Dan I have Rupert
Emerald: I only caught the last part though....
Emerald: Aletta! Get back in...in...someonea body!
Aletta: ::gets into Britney Spears' Body::
Ron: WOW
Emerald: Can we START please?
Aletta/Britney: NO!! DONT LET HER TAKE RON AWAY FROM ME!!
Ron: But...But....Emerald? PLEASE!
Hermione: C'mon Emerald!
Ron: SHUT UP!
Emerald: Get on the stage you too!
Ron: ::growls::
Hermione: ::dances like an idiot::
Aletta/Britney: ::mutters:: show off
::robes change to white::
Ron: ::looks down in disgust::
Emerald: SING!
Ron: ::Sighs::
Hermione: They say we're young and we don't know, and wont find out 'bout love until we grow...
Ron: I dunno if all that's true but you got me and baby I got you...
Hermione & Ron: Babe, I've got you babe! I've got you babe! I've got you babe!
Aletta/Britney: ::sniffs::
Hermione: ::beams::
Emerald: Well...we better get going!
Ron: NO!! NO!!! LETTI!!! I LOVE YOU LETTI NOOOO!!!!!!
Aletta/Britney: Hit me baby one more time!
Harry: O.K. that's really freaky
Emerald: Well...er....we better get going now!
Aletta/Britney(the Britney side): Until next time, in the words of my boyfriend... BYE BYE BYE!
Emerald: Er...well...bye everyone! See you in chapter 2!!!
Hermione: Whatever.
