Aletta: Hello again! And welcome to our second chapter of The Hogwarts Talent Show! I'm your host along with Emerald, so let's get started!

Emerald: Yeah, last time I deleted the other chapter and...nevermind.

Aletta: ::rolls eyes::

Ron: ALETTA! IS THAT YOU?

Aletta: RON! ::runs to Ron and hugs him::

Hermione: WAHH!!

Ron: Crikey! I lost my Mojo!

Emerald: Um...

Aletta: Let's get strait to the show now shall we?

Harry: Uh...no?

Emerald: Shut up, Harry

Aletta: Now we'll have a number from our very own Games keeper, Hagrid! Along with the Beubatons Headmistress, Madame Maxine!

Hagrid: Wha's it we have ter do?

Ron: This I gotta see.

Emerald: You and Madam Maxine will....DUN DUN DA!! SING!

Madame Maxine: Vell, vat is ze song we have to sing?

Emerald: ::sniggers:: Tell her, Letti.

Aletta: ::whispers to Madame Maxine and Hagrid::

Madame Maxine: Zat is absurd! Absolutly not!

Hagrid: I's not that bad...

Emerald: ::Sniggers uncontrolably::

Aletta: Do it, for us...

Emerald: Are you crazy? If you say that they won't

Aletta: Yes they will.. BECAUSE...

All(monotone): You're the authors.

Emerald: GOOD! Now, everyone WATCH!

Hermione: You mean...read?

Harry: WHO CARES!

Hagrid: ::gets on stage:: I like big butts and I cannot lie, yeh other brothers can deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thin in yer face you geh...

Madame Maxine: ::pushes Hagrid out of the way with her ENOURMUS butt:: I don't sink you're ready for zis jelly, cause my body's too bootylicious for you!

Aletta: ::falls the the ground laughing::

Ron: ::falls on top of Aletta::

Emerald: ::kneels down with laughter::

Harry: ::glasses fall off from shaking so hard::

Emerald: Your a little anxious, huh Aletta?

Aletta: Mmm Hmm

Hermione: ::sniggers uncontrolably::

Aletta: ::gasp:: Ok... ::pant:: time for Snape ::giggles::

Harry: SNAPE?! WICKED!

Ron: Hey! That's my word!

Aletta: NO! YOURS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT!

Harry: That's two words.

Aletta: Whatever.

::Snape enters the room::

Aletta: Welcome to our secret volcano layer.

Emerald: Enough with the Austin Powers stuff!

Aletta: Sorry.

::long, uncomfortable pause::

Emerald: Guess what! I made up a new character!

Aletta: Is it a guy for you? ::giggles::

Emerald: No ::takes a box from a man wearing a Dominos jacket:: I'm hungry. Want some pizza, Letti?

Aletta: Pizza pizza!

Harry: Let me have some!

Emerald: No!

Harry: Why not?

Emerald: You called me Chopped Liver!

Harry: When?

Emerald: In the last chapter!

Harry: Who cares about the last chapter?

Emerald: Me and my pizza!

Hermione: Rrrrright.

Aletta: Hermione, go eat a pickle. It will rid you of your beaver fever

Hermione: I'm sure....

All: WE WANT SNAPE! WE WANT SNAPE!

Emerald: Okay, Snape!! Get Your Big Butt Over Here!

Harry: I always wanted to say that...thats not fair!

Emerald: Well, life isn't fair!

Harry: This isn't real life!

Emerald: Shut up, Harry!

Snape: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!

Aletta: SNAPE SNAPE SMELLS LIKE AN APE!

Emerald: Um....

Emerald: Where'd that come from?

Aletta: Hey! It's a once-in a lifetime chance!

Emerald: I'm sure.....Well, anyways! Snape, you'll be singing ::wispers the song in his ear::

Snape: Now there is NO WAY I'm singing....THAT!

Aletta: MUHOHAHAHA!

Emerald: Shut up and sing!

::Snape gets on the stage and is silent::

Emerald: I said sing!

Snape: But I thought you told me to shut up?

Emerald: Since when did you start listening to me?

Snape: Never.

Emerald: Thats right! Now sing!

Snape: NO!

Emerald: YOU SING OR YOU DIE SNAPE!

Snape: Oh Really?

Aletta: ::reaches for Snape button::

Snape: FINE FINE! I'll sing it!

Aletta: Good. Now...GO!

Snape: ::cloths change to sixtys style, including red hair bandana:: ::voice changes from greasy to rock star:: JERIMIA WAS A BULL FROG ::dun da:: A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE!! ::dun da:: I NEVER UNDERSTOOD A SINGLE WORD HE SAID BUT WE ALWAYS HAD A MIGHTY-FINE TIME! ::dun da:: JOY TO THE WORLD!! ::dun da da:: ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS ::dun da da:: JOY TO THE FISHYS IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA, JOY TO YOU AND ME!!!

Aletta: ::under uncontroably sniggers:: Okay, that'll be enough.

Ron: YO PROFFESER!

Snape: Shut it, Weasley!

Emerald: Hey, don't dis Ron!

Snape: Who CARES if I dis Weasley?!

Aletta: ME!! SO DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! ::presses Snape button::

Snape: ::dies::

Harry: WOHOO!!! NO MORE POTIONS!!!

Hermione: Now thats something I'm happy about!

Emerald: Alright, now we need our next duet, Ron and Hermione!

Hermione: SCORE!

Ron: ::groans::

Aletta: WHAT? WHAT ABOUT ME?!!!

Emerald: Well, technicly, your not a charater.

Aletta: But-but-Ronnies mine!

Emerald: I said NO!!!

Aletta: ::Starts sobbing::

Emerald: JEEZ! He's just a character J.K Rowling made up!

Aletta: Hes not JUST a character, he's my Ronnie!!! WAHHH!!!

Emerald: Well, NEXT!

Hermione: YES!

Ron: NO LETTI! DON'T LET HER TAKE ME!

Hermione: ::tugs on Rons sleeve::

Aletta: ::sob:: The show ::sob:: must go on...

Emerald: Ohhh, this is fun...

Harry: Of course!

Emerald: Okay, Ron, this song you'll be singing with Hermione is ::wispers in ear::

Aletta: ::reluctantly whispers the song in Hermione's ear::

Hermione: Um...

Ron: Um.

Emerald: Don't you just love torturing the characters?

Aletta: NOT MY RONNIE!

Emerald: Lets just get started.

Ron: Do I hafta?

Emerald: I can make you like Hermione! I can make you do anything because IM the author!

Aletta: I can make him not because IM THE AUTHOR TOO!

Hermione: Jeez, people

Emerald: Alright, Lets began!

Aletta: You mean begin?

Ron: NOT AGAIN!

Emerald: ::reaches for Ron button::

Ron: HEY! DONT KILL ME OFF!

Emerald: Don't worry, I just have fun doing that!

Ron: ::muttering:: Mental...

Aletta: ::heart breaks into a bazillion pieces::

Emerald: Aww, Aletta, he;s a character, your an author, it would never work...

Aletta: It'll work if I say it'll work! Anyway.. there's always Rupert!

Ron: WHO'S RUPERT?!

Emerald: Hes the person who plays you in the Harry Potter movie.

Aletta and Emerald: ::dreamily:: Very.

Emerald: But the person who plays Harrys' even better

Harry: ::blushes::

Aletta: RUPERT BEATS ALL! DID YOU SEE HIM ON ROSIE? AHHH! ::dies::

Emerald: Did you see DANNY on Rosie ::Shudders:: He was...wonderful!!! I WANT HIM!!!

The Ghost of Aletta: Good, you have Dan I have Rupert

Emerald: I only caught the last part though....

Emerald: Aletta! Get back in...in...someonea body!

Aletta: ::gets into Britney Spears' Body::

Ron: WOW

Emerald: Can we START please?

Aletta/Britney: NO!! DONT LET HER TAKE RON AWAY FROM ME!!

Ron: But...But....Emerald? PLEASE!

Hermione: C'mon Emerald!

Ron: SHUT UP!

Emerald: Get on the stage you too!

Ron: ::growls::

Hermione: ::dances like an idiot::

Aletta/Britney: ::mutters:: show off

::robes change to white::

Ron: ::looks down in disgust::

Emerald: SING!

Ron: ::Sighs::

Hermione: They say we're young and we don't know, and wont find out 'bout love until we grow...

Ron: I dunno if all that's true but you got me and baby I got you...

Hermione & Ron: Babe, I've got you babe! I've got you babe! I've got you babe!

Aletta/Britney: ::sniffs::

Hermione: ::beams::

Emerald: Well...we better get going!

Ron: NO!! NO!!! LETTI!!! I LOVE YOU LETTI NOOOO!!!!!!

Aletta/Britney: Hit me baby one more time!

Harry: O.K. that's really freaky

Emerald: Well...er....we better get going now!

Aletta/Britney(the Britney side): Until next time, in the words of my boyfriend... BYE BYE BYE!

Emerald: Er...well...bye everyone! See you in chapter 2!!!

Hermione: Whatever.