Slam Dunk's :Who wants to be a millionaire!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the slam dunk characters. They all belong to the great
Inoue Takehiko-sama.
Neither do I own or have anything to do with the show "Who wants to be a
millionaire"
So, on with the story…
Who wants to be a millionaire, Slam Dunk style. \
Sakuragi was late as usual, everyone had already arrived and they were waiting for him.
Rukawa, like his usual self fell asleep on the keypad and was starting to drool on it when…
Sakuragi: MHAHAHAHAHA!!! Wait no longer minna-san. The Tensai is here so we can start the
show.
Rukawa: * at the corner * do'aho
Sakuragi: TEME KITSUNE!!! * approaches the super rookie, intending to pick a fight, but
later finds himself surrounded by rukawa's fans *
Fan #1: What do you think you are doing?
Fan #2 : Yeah! First you are late and made all of us wait for you and then you try to pick
a fight with 'our' Rukawa.
Sakuragi backs off.
Sakuragi: TEME KITSUNE! I'll let you go this time. * Stomps off to his seat *
~ Show Begins ~
Regis: Good Evening everone, and welcome to who wants to be a millionaire charity special.
Tonight, we have some very talented and tall contestants. You probably guessed it, yes, we
have some of the most talented basketball players from the kanagawa prefecture. And here
they are.
* camera focuses on each contestant slowly as their names flash across the bottom of the
screen. *
The camera focuses on Sakuragi…
Sakuragi: * waves * * Hears Haruko's voice in the audience and starts to blush *
Next was Rukawa…
Rukawa: * zzzzzzzzzzz * * drool * * stirs * *wakes up * * blinks at camera * * zzzzzz *
This went on until every one of the contestants were introduced. Amongst them were the
Shohoko starting members, Sendoh and Fukuda from Ryonan, Fujima from Shoyo, Kiyota and Jin
from Kainan.
Regis: Why, don't we have a lively cast today. * camera focuses on Rukawa who was still
asleep *
Ahem. Anyway, time for our fastest fingers first question.
Regis: Put the names of these people in alphabetical order.
* stares at the names *
A) Uozumi
B) Kogure
C) Maki
D) Hanagata
* Everyone in the studio sweatdrops and stares at the four people who were seated in the
front row *
~ 10 seconds later ~
Regis: Okay, now lets see the answers to the fastest fingers first question.
D) Hanagata
B) Kogure
C) Maki
A) Uozumi
Regis: Now lets see the contestants results.
* everyones name lights up on the screen except Sakuragi's and Kiyota's *
Sakuragi & Kiyota: TEME!!! * walks up to Regis *
Sakuragi: How can the Tensai not have the correct answer!
Kiyota: And the Ace too.
* in the background *
Rukawa: Do'aho.
Sakuragi: TEME KITSUNE! * but pauses as he hears Haruko shout his name *
Regis: ahem. Well so, and the first to get to the hot seat is…Rukawa Kaede! * ?? *
At this, the Rukawa cheerleaders stood up and started cheering.
Everyone else in the studio watched them and started sweatdropping.
Regis: So Rukawa, are you ready to play the game.
Rukawa: * ignores him and walks towards the seat *
Regis: Um hmm… so everyone, lets play who wants to be a millionaire!
Regis: So Rukawa, are you ready to begin your climb to a million dollars for charity.
Rukawa: * stares at Regis *
Regis: * sweatdrop * Okay. For a hundred dollars.
Who is the captain of the Ryonan basketball team?
A) Akagi Takenori
B) Fujima Kenji
C) Uozumi Jun
D) Sendoh Akira
Rukawa: * glares at Regis who looks equally as confused as he was * My final answer is C.
Regis: Okay. Your final answer C. Lock it in. And you got a hundred dollars.
Sakuragi: che! Anyone with a brain can answer that.
Rukawa: * turns around * But you don't, do'aho.
Sakuragi: *grits his teeth * I will not hit him. I will not hit him. I will not hit him.
* continues *
Regis: * sweatdrop * Back to the game. Whispers: boy is this going to be a long night.
~ Minutes later ~
Regis: For sixty-four thousand dollars,
What does letter does the universal peace sign represent?
A) B
B) V
C) P
D) C
Rukawa: * thinks for awhile * My final answer is B.
Regis: And you just won sixty-four thousand dollars.
Regis: Whoa, Rukawa, you are four questions away from a million dollars and you still have
not used a single lifeline, you must be excited.
Rukawa: * zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *
Regis: * sweatdrop * Whispers: How does anyone fall asleep in such a short time anyway.
Sakuragi: HAHAHAHA… * points at the scene before him *
Akagi: * Hits Sakuragi on the head * BAKA!
Sakuragi: ITAI!! TEME GORI! * pounces on gori.
Haruko: Sakuragi-kun. Onegai yamette. * stands at her seat and looks at Sakuragi with puppy
dogs eyes *
Rukawa: * wakes up * do'aho. * walks up to the big fight and knocks Sakuragi on the head *
Sakuragi: TEME KITSUNE!
Rukawa: * stands there and stares at his hand * *blinks * * walks away *
Sakuragi: KORA RUKAWA!
Mitsui, Miyagi & Ayako: Stop it Sakuragi! * three of them tries in vain to hold him back *
Regis: I think we should go for a commercial break now.
When we come back, we'll see if Rukawa will make it to the magical million.
Stay with us.
~*@*~
Hehehe…gomenasai minna-san. I was really bored and this idea came across my mind. I know I
am really bad at writing humor but…hehe can't say I didn't try. Pls r&r and let mi know what
you think and whether I should continue this…hehe. ARIGATOU!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the slam dunk characters. They all belong to the great
Inoue Takehiko-sama.
Neither do I own or have anything to do with the show "Who wants to be a
millionaire"
So, on with the story…
Who wants to be a millionaire, Slam Dunk style. \
Sakuragi was late as usual, everyone had already arrived and they were waiting for him.
Rukawa, like his usual self fell asleep on the keypad and was starting to drool on it when…
Sakuragi: MHAHAHAHAHA!!! Wait no longer minna-san. The Tensai is here so we can start the
show.
Rukawa: * at the corner * do'aho
Sakuragi: TEME KITSUNE!!! * approaches the super rookie, intending to pick a fight, but
later finds himself surrounded by rukawa's fans *
Fan #1: What do you think you are doing?
Fan #2 : Yeah! First you are late and made all of us wait for you and then you try to pick
a fight with 'our' Rukawa.
Sakuragi backs off.
Sakuragi: TEME KITSUNE! I'll let you go this time. * Stomps off to his seat *
~ Show Begins ~
Regis: Good Evening everone, and welcome to who wants to be a millionaire charity special.
Tonight, we have some very talented and tall contestants. You probably guessed it, yes, we
have some of the most talented basketball players from the kanagawa prefecture. And here
they are.
* camera focuses on each contestant slowly as their names flash across the bottom of the
screen. *
The camera focuses on Sakuragi…
Sakuragi: * waves * * Hears Haruko's voice in the audience and starts to blush *
Next was Rukawa…
Rukawa: * zzzzzzzzzzz * * drool * * stirs * *wakes up * * blinks at camera * * zzzzzz *
This went on until every one of the contestants were introduced. Amongst them were the
Shohoko starting members, Sendoh and Fukuda from Ryonan, Fujima from Shoyo, Kiyota and Jin
from Kainan.
Regis: Why, don't we have a lively cast today. * camera focuses on Rukawa who was still
asleep *
Ahem. Anyway, time for our fastest fingers first question.
Regis: Put the names of these people in alphabetical order.
* stares at the names *
A) Uozumi
B) Kogure
C) Maki
D) Hanagata
* Everyone in the studio sweatdrops and stares at the four people who were seated in the
front row *
~ 10 seconds later ~
Regis: Okay, now lets see the answers to the fastest fingers first question.
D) Hanagata
B) Kogure
C) Maki
A) Uozumi
Regis: Now lets see the contestants results.
* everyones name lights up on the screen except Sakuragi's and Kiyota's *
Sakuragi & Kiyota: TEME!!! * walks up to Regis *
Sakuragi: How can the Tensai not have the correct answer!
Kiyota: And the Ace too.
* in the background *
Rukawa: Do'aho.
Sakuragi: TEME KITSUNE! * but pauses as he hears Haruko shout his name *
Regis: ahem. Well so, and the first to get to the hot seat is…Rukawa Kaede! * ?? *
At this, the Rukawa cheerleaders stood up and started cheering.
Everyone else in the studio watched them and started sweatdropping.
Regis: So Rukawa, are you ready to play the game.
Rukawa: * ignores him and walks towards the seat *
Regis: Um hmm… so everyone, lets play who wants to be a millionaire!
Regis: So Rukawa, are you ready to begin your climb to a million dollars for charity.
Rukawa: * stares at Regis *
Regis: * sweatdrop * Okay. For a hundred dollars.
Who is the captain of the Ryonan basketball team?
A) Akagi Takenori
B) Fujima Kenji
C) Uozumi Jun
D) Sendoh Akira
Rukawa: * glares at Regis who looks equally as confused as he was * My final answer is C.
Regis: Okay. Your final answer C. Lock it in. And you got a hundred dollars.
Sakuragi: che! Anyone with a brain can answer that.
Rukawa: * turns around * But you don't, do'aho.
Sakuragi: *grits his teeth * I will not hit him. I will not hit him. I will not hit him.
* continues *
Regis: * sweatdrop * Back to the game. Whispers: boy is this going to be a long night.
~ Minutes later ~
Regis: For sixty-four thousand dollars,
What does letter does the universal peace sign represent?
A) B
B) V
C) P
D) C
Rukawa: * thinks for awhile * My final answer is B.
Regis: And you just won sixty-four thousand dollars.
Regis: Whoa, Rukawa, you are four questions away from a million dollars and you still have
not used a single lifeline, you must be excited.
Rukawa: * zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *
Regis: * sweatdrop * Whispers: How does anyone fall asleep in such a short time anyway.
Sakuragi: HAHAHAHA… * points at the scene before him *
Akagi: * Hits Sakuragi on the head * BAKA!
Sakuragi: ITAI!! TEME GORI! * pounces on gori.
Haruko: Sakuragi-kun. Onegai yamette. * stands at her seat and looks at Sakuragi with puppy
dogs eyes *
Rukawa: * wakes up * do'aho. * walks up to the big fight and knocks Sakuragi on the head *
Sakuragi: TEME KITSUNE!
Rukawa: * stands there and stares at his hand * *blinks * * walks away *
Sakuragi: KORA RUKAWA!
Mitsui, Miyagi & Ayako: Stop it Sakuragi! * three of them tries in vain to hold him back *
Regis: I think we should go for a commercial break now.
When we come back, we'll see if Rukawa will make it to the magical million.
Stay with us.
~*@*~
Hehehe…gomenasai minna-san. I was really bored and this idea came across my mind. I know I
am really bad at writing humor but…hehe can't say I didn't try. Pls r&r and let mi know what
you think and whether I should continue this…hehe. ARIGATOU!
