Rice Doesn't Come in Stalks?!
Haruka learns a new thing Rated: Pg By: Ari-chan
Notes and disclaimers: I'm back with a new fic! Not many people read and review my more serious ones so I'm back with a humorous one. Once again, Haruka is somewhat out of character. If you don't like that go read my serious stuff! (Read them anyway) WARNING: This is a very, very, very strange and very short thing.
Haruka and Michiru belong to Naoko-sama and her gang, Hello Kitty belongs to Sanrio and you really can buy the rice cooker. (If you have 75 bucks that is)
Read and review please!
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"Michiru!" Haruka called to her lover. "Come see what I bought!"
Michiru who was currently drying her hair sighed. 'Probably some thing for her car again.' She tied her bath robe tighter around her wait and proceeded to go down stairs.
"What is it?"
Haruka stood grinning proudly with a box in her hands. The box was pink and had a large picture of hello kitty on it. "It's a rice maker!" She held it out so that Michiru could get a better look at it.
"Who's it for?" Michiru asked.
"Us silly, who else? I saw it and knew I had to get it." The flipped that box around. "Look, it even says that it's easy to use! That means even I can use it."
"But we don't need one. I can make rice just fine."
"That's just it love," Said Haruka turning slightly serious. "I don't always want you slaving over the stove cutting the rice and all that stuff. Now you can just throw in the whole stalks!"
Michiru shook her head. "Haruka, rice doesn't come in stalks."
"It doesn't? Oh well! We needed it anyway."
"Well, are you going to use it?"
"Use what?"
"The rice cooker."
"Now?"
"Yes, now."
"How could I care about rice while you're standing there with you're robe half open?"
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Yes, I know that was pretty stupid, but what can I say? I'm trying to keep my fans supplied while I continue on my long one. What's that? You want a preview? Why of course I'll let you read tiny bit of it!
~ Chapter Twenty- six
"Makako is dead," Kya sat down on the couch. "Mayumi found her in the pool. She had not only drown but her face was... it was half gone. The worst part is that the leading suspect is Father. He has been arrested. You'll probably see it on the news soon, that's why I told you, I didn't want you to here from some news anchor."
"But...but how I mean who would have done it? If it's father like everyone thinks why would he do such a thing? That's terrible."
Kya nodded. "Yes Michiru I know it's terrible. I don't know why father would have done such a thing. I don't believe it was him though. I really don't. " He pulled Michiru close to him. "And I know that we haven't been together for very long but I have to go because of this. Mother wants you to stay here. She thinks that it's important for you to stay in school and not see the body. I think that's the right choice. So Michiru please stay here, don't try to come home. It may cause more problems."
Michiru embraced Kya tightly. "if you think it's better for everyone then I'll stay here. But if anything else happens and you feel your life is in danger come back. " Kya smiled.
"I'll be coming back someday anyway. I'm leaving tonight. Mother needs someone. Remember Michiru I'll miss you."
There ya go! ^^
Haruka learns a new thing Rated: Pg By: Ari-chan
Notes and disclaimers: I'm back with a new fic! Not many people read and review my more serious ones so I'm back with a humorous one. Once again, Haruka is somewhat out of character. If you don't like that go read my serious stuff! (Read them anyway) WARNING: This is a very, very, very strange and very short thing.
Haruka and Michiru belong to Naoko-sama and her gang, Hello Kitty belongs to Sanrio and you really can buy the rice cooker. (If you have 75 bucks that is)
Read and review please!
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"Michiru!" Haruka called to her lover. "Come see what I bought!"
Michiru who was currently drying her hair sighed. 'Probably some thing for her car again.' She tied her bath robe tighter around her wait and proceeded to go down stairs.
"What is it?"
Haruka stood grinning proudly with a box in her hands. The box was pink and had a large picture of hello kitty on it. "It's a rice maker!" She held it out so that Michiru could get a better look at it.
"Who's it for?" Michiru asked.
"Us silly, who else? I saw it and knew I had to get it." The flipped that box around. "Look, it even says that it's easy to use! That means even I can use it."
"But we don't need one. I can make rice just fine."
"That's just it love," Said Haruka turning slightly serious. "I don't always want you slaving over the stove cutting the rice and all that stuff. Now you can just throw in the whole stalks!"
Michiru shook her head. "Haruka, rice doesn't come in stalks."
"It doesn't? Oh well! We needed it anyway."
"Well, are you going to use it?"
"Use what?"
"The rice cooker."
"Now?"
"Yes, now."
"How could I care about rice while you're standing there with you're robe half open?"
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Yes, I know that was pretty stupid, but what can I say? I'm trying to keep my fans supplied while I continue on my long one. What's that? You want a preview? Why of course I'll let you read tiny bit of it!
~ Chapter Twenty- six
"Makako is dead," Kya sat down on the couch. "Mayumi found her in the pool. She had not only drown but her face was... it was half gone. The worst part is that the leading suspect is Father. He has been arrested. You'll probably see it on the news soon, that's why I told you, I didn't want you to here from some news anchor."
"But...but how I mean who would have done it? If it's father like everyone thinks why would he do such a thing? That's terrible."
Kya nodded. "Yes Michiru I know it's terrible. I don't know why father would have done such a thing. I don't believe it was him though. I really don't. " He pulled Michiru close to him. "And I know that we haven't been together for very long but I have to go because of this. Mother wants you to stay here. She thinks that it's important for you to stay in school and not see the body. I think that's the right choice. So Michiru please stay here, don't try to come home. It may cause more problems."
Michiru embraced Kya tightly. "if you think it's better for everyone then I'll stay here. But if anything else happens and you feel your life is in danger come back. " Kya smiled.
"I'll be coming back someday anyway. I'm leaving tonight. Mother needs someone. Remember Michiru I'll miss you."
There ya go! ^^
