Slam Dunk's :Who wants to be a millionaire!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the slam dunk characters. They all belong to the great
Inoue Takehiko-sama. * bows *
Neither do I own or have anything to do with the show "Who wants to be a
millionaire"

Now, on with the story....

Who wants to be millionaire (SD style) part 8


Regis: Welcome back everyone, tonight, we have Mitsui from Shohoku. He is at a thousand
dollars.
So, Mitsui, are you ready for question?

Mitsui: Hai.

Regis: Alright then, here it is.
What is the name of the Egyptian god who has a jackal's head?
A) Ra
B) Horus
C) Isis
D) Osiris

Mitsui: Ato...sonno...let's see. * pause *
My answer is B.

Regis: Is that your final answer?

Mitsui: Hai.

Regis: And your answer is correct!

Mitsui: * phew *

Regis: Are you ready to double your money?

Mitsui: Yep.

Regis: Alright then.

~Later~

Regis: Now, for a quarter of a million.
In what year did the Great Fire of London take place?
A) 1665
B) 1666
C) 1589
D) 1600

Mitsui: * why do I get all the weird questions? * I would like to use my 50:50.

Regis: Alright then, let's use 50:50 to take away two incorrect answers.

* Both C and D disappeared. *

Regis: That did not help much did it?

Mitsui: Nope. I knew that both C and D were to early.

Regis: You could always take your money and leave.

Mitsui: No thanks.

Regis: Okay.

Mitsui: * thinks * I guess my answer will be B.

Regis: Are you sure? You could lose a lot of money of you get this wrong.

Mitsui: Yep. 'please tell me that it's right..'

Regis: The Great Fire of London took place in 1666.
You have just won two hundred and fifty thousand.

Mitsui: * phew *

Regis: Are you ready for your next question?

Mitsui: Yep.

Regis: Alright then, for half a million.
What is the scientific name of Death's-head Hawk-moth?
A) Catocala sponsa
B) Callistege mi
C) Acherontia atropos
D) Rhodometra sacraria

Mitsui: 'kuso!' Ano... I think I will take the money and leave.

Regis: Are you sure?

Mitsui: Yes.

Regis; Alright then, now, I want you to just pick an answer. Any answer.

Mitsui: I had a feeling that it was C, so... my answer would have been C.

Regis: Ohh...you would have gotten it correct.

Mitsui: * has an 'oro' expression on his face *

Regis: Congratulations on you winning the two hundred and fifty thousand.

Mitsui: * still dazed * Aa. * walks of stage *

Regis: Now, let's bring on our last contestant. Kiyota from Kainan high.

Sakuragi: AHAHAHAHA * points at Kiyota *

Kiyota: Urusai!

* Whack *

Sakuragi: Itai. * rubs his head *

Kiyota: hahaha... * trips over his feet and lands on his face *

Sakuragi: * snicker *

Kiyota: * gets up and rubs his nose *
Kuso!

Regis: Ah... Kiyota, do you mind coming up to the seat?

Kiyota: Aa.

Regis: Welcome. I'm sure you had a long wait, so, are you ready to play who wants to be a
millionaire?

Kiyota: Hai.

Regis: Alright then, here is you first question...

Sakuragi: Boo boo... * has his fist clenched and his thumb pointing downwards *

Ayako: * stands in front of Sakuragi, with her fan in hand *

Sakuragi: ahehehe... * sweatdrop *

Rukawa: Do'aho.

Sakuragi: TEME!

* whack * * whack *

* both Rukawa and Sakuragi get up with bumps on their heads *

Rukawa: * gets back on his seat and starts sleeping * zzzzzzzzzz...* drool * zzzzzzzzzzz

Sakuragi: Hn!

Regis: Like I was saying, your first question.

~Later~

Regis: Now, for two thousand dollars.
What is the name of the sunken city in many myths and legends?
A) Alexandria
B) Tantalus
C) Olympus
D) Atlantis

Kiyota: Hm...easy. My final answer is C.

Sakuragi: * snicker *

Regis: * sweatdrop * Are you sure about that?

Kiyota: Hai.

Regis: Well, I'm sorry, but Olympus is not the correct answer. The answer was D, Atlantis.

Kiyota: Impossible, I read it somewhere before.

Sakuragi: Ahahahaha

Rukawa: Futari dono do'aho. * both of you are do'ahos *

Sakuragi & Kiyota: NANI!

* Both pounce on Rukawa *

S. Guntai: Oi, Sakuragi, yamette.

Akagi: * walks into the fight and hits to people on the head *

Both Rukawa and Kiyota are seen with bumps on their heads.

Sakuragi: AHAHAHA...* points and the two boys *

* whack *

Sakuragi: ITAI!

Miyagi: Right on the spot.

Sakuragi: TEME! * jumps on Miyagi *

Haruko: Sakuragi-kun...

Sakuragi: Aa...Haruko-san.

* Wham *

Akagi: What do you think you are doing?

Sakuragi: Hm!

Regis: * Sweatdrops * Anyway, in total, three million, two hundred and sixty nine thousand
and two hundred dollars will be donated to charity by our sponsors. Thanks for watching who
wants to be a millionaire. We hope to see you soon. Good night!

~After the Show~

On the train back home...

Akagi: Everyone, one cm above your seat!

Other passengers: * sweatdrop *

Kogure: Akagi, not here.

Shohoku members: * all sweating with the obvious look of pain all over their faces *

This goes on until all of them reached their stop.

~owari~

Done!...So fast...* sniff sniff * Arigatou minn-san, pls r&r and let me know what you think of this story, ne?
Ja ne!