Disclaimer: I, in no conceivable way, own Gundam Wing or the characters
that I have used in the following fanfic. That is all!!! Now on to the
fic.
Kitchen Fun
By: Anime PornStar
(Thwack)
"Hard."
(Thump)
"No, hard!"
(Smack)
"Harder."
"Heero, if I hit any harder, the handle's gonna break off."
"Hn. It's not going to be good unless you hit hard."
"I don't want to do this anymore. My hand hurts."
"Fine. I'll just have to do it myself. AGAIN."
"FINE."
(Thwack, thump, smack, splat, twing, flang, fwang, thump, thwack, smack.)
"God you really are a masochist, huh?"
(Thwack, thwack, thwack, thwack, thwack, twing, ~SNAP~)
"Told you."
"Omae o korosu."
"Now what are you gonna use, hmm?"
"A plate." (Heero's weird battle laugh)
"You sick fuck."
"Duo (thwack) it's just (thwack) a piece (thwack) of meat." (thwack, thwack)
"But what did it ever do to you?"
"Shut UP!!!" (Thwack, thwack)
"What in the Blue Hell are you two freaks up to now?" yells Wufei as he walks into the kitchen.
"Have you been spying on us, Wuffers?"
"Yes, and I want to know what your doing to my precious kitchen?"
"I'm teaching Duo how to make Chicken Fried Steak, what the hell did you think we were doing?"
"Something totally else." Wufei said before running out with a hand to his nose.
Duo and Heero shrug and go back to their task of making their Chicken Fried Steak.
"Heero?"
"Yeah?"
"Why do they call it Chicken Fried Steak?"
"I have no clue."
-Owari
^__^
Did you like it? I hope so. Please R&R!!!
Kitchen Fun
By: Anime PornStar
(Thwack)
"Hard."
(Thump)
"No, hard!"
(Smack)
"Harder."
"Heero, if I hit any harder, the handle's gonna break off."
"Hn. It's not going to be good unless you hit hard."
"I don't want to do this anymore. My hand hurts."
"Fine. I'll just have to do it myself. AGAIN."
"FINE."
(Thwack, thump, smack, splat, twing, flang, fwang, thump, thwack, smack.)
"God you really are a masochist, huh?"
(Thwack, thwack, thwack, thwack, thwack, twing, ~SNAP~)
"Told you."
"Omae o korosu."
"Now what are you gonna use, hmm?"
"A plate." (Heero's weird battle laugh)
"You sick fuck."
"Duo (thwack) it's just (thwack) a piece (thwack) of meat." (thwack, thwack)
"But what did it ever do to you?"
"Shut UP!!!" (Thwack, thwack)
"What in the Blue Hell are you two freaks up to now?" yells Wufei as he walks into the kitchen.
"Have you been spying on us, Wuffers?"
"Yes, and I want to know what your doing to my precious kitchen?"
"I'm teaching Duo how to make Chicken Fried Steak, what the hell did you think we were doing?"
"Something totally else." Wufei said before running out with a hand to his nose.
Duo and Heero shrug and go back to their task of making their Chicken Fried Steak.
"Heero?"
"Yeah?"
"Why do they call it Chicken Fried Steak?"
"I have no clue."
-Owari
^__^
Did you like it? I hope so. Please R&R!!!
