The sound of soft footprints awakened them on the day of action .
"Whazzat???" Sage asked sleepily.
"Nobody you've met, just someone from another story!!!" an intruder said cautiously
"Oh my GOD! Who put Link in this storyp? If I have to be working with him, I want a raise!!!" Malonhunter yelled.
"Oh- ain't nobody 'mportant, go back to sleep mon ami," Gambit muttered, still halfway asleep.
Malonhunter suddenly got up and walked out of the cave muttereing, "If you want something done right, do it yourself!! Even my friends are defective...."
"Where is she off to?" asked Storm.
"Who knows, who cares? I do hope she brings back some coffee, it would be superb!" Cyclops said.
"If she does happen to find some java, it'll be gone by the time she gets here and she'll be bouncin off the walls!" Ad said while dozing off.
"Suddenly Malonhunter ran back in with a chicken and yanked the hell out of it's tail to make the sorry sucker crow. Everyone immediately woke up and started spitting colorful phrases at her.
"I knew this would work better than coffee! Nothing like someone really tickin you off to start the day!!" malonhunter muttered, dodging the various projectiles being thrown at her.
"Oh YEAH!!! It's really the Folgers in my cup!" Sage yelled furiously.
"If you are so bloody mad, i'll leave!" Kristin yelled, blocking a rock thrown by Sage.
Malonhunter ran down the mountain, jumped on top of a monkey-lizard and flew away.
"What happened to her?" Storm asked.
"You should be more concerned about what's gonna happen to you!" Link cried, pointing a couple of really weird guns at everyone, " HANDS UP!!! I don't want to see anyone even trying to use their powers!!!"
Something flew passed Wolverine's head, knocking link out.
"Ok, I think that we should figure this out once and for all" Malonhunter said, followed by Kyr, Madame Zola and another Sage.
"Someone or something just MIGHT be controlling Link.... well, we are all hoping so, but anyways, once we figure this out, it will tell us who the REAL alien is!!!"
"The question is, will he talk?" Madame Zola asked.
"NOOOOO! NEVER! DEATH FIRST GERUDO SCUM!!!" Link yelled, waking up.
"Go! Banana Men, Peel Burst!" Kyr yelled.
"She been watchin' too many cartoons, no?" Gambit muttered.
The bananas flew towards Link, nearly hitting him, but he did something that even he didn't expect.
"SLICE AND DIIIIICE!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!" he yelled as he chopped up the purple bananas.
"And so ends the legacy of the Purple Bananas, let us have a moment of silence in their honor." Beast said quietly, bowing his head.
Thought they were all covered in chopped up banana bits, they lowered their heads in silent respect, everyone united for a precious moment.... once the moment was over, however, is a different story altogether.....
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!" both Sages and Links cried.
"Can they all be aliens?" Wolverine asked.
"Our super dee duper sensors detected one life form aboard that alien ship!!!" Cyclops exclaimed.
"Did you ever stop and think that the stupid sensors could be wrong? I mean, maybe the dang alien has morphing powers? I don't know, you are the bloody mutants here!!" Madame Zola screamed.
"OK, EVERYONE JUST STOP!" Kyr cried.
"There is only one logical way to figure this out! Every one of the humans- and whatever the heck Link is- line up on the wall!" Beast ordered.
"Now, we are going to ask you questions, and the Professor and Jean will use their mutant powers to see if you are telling the truth!" Storm said.
"Okay, de kid in de dress wid panty hose an' pointy ears, who lives at de ranch down dere?" Gambit asked.
"Malon, her father, and their hired workman Ingo, who is secretly evil!" Link answered.
"OK, Malonhunter, what are Sage's minions?" Wolverine asked.
"They are rabid monkeys who have REALLY BIG BAZOOKASTM- you can buy the defective version that blows up in your face at the nearest GUNS R US!" Malonhunter recited
"What is the shape-shifter's name on our side?" Beast asked
"MORPH!!!" both Sages cried.
"Kyr, what was your first minion?' Cyke asked.
"Constapated Flying Nuns- they died because their pipes got too backed up!" Kyr said.
"OKAY.... The moment of truth!" Professor X said mysteriously, "The alien-"
"C'mon hun, lets get the show on the road!" Link yelled.
"Well, it is my belief that nobody hear is an alien, just mutants who are trying out their powers!" Jean said grandly.
"Awwwww.... SO CLOSE!!! We are actually EVIL mutants!!!" Link cried.
"We are?????? Since when????" Madame Zola wondered.
Suddenly, a faint rumbling from the heart of death mountain grew louder and louder, until it erupted, killing them all. (how nice, eh?) The eruption was followed by a blinding flash and Lon Lon Ranch, Lake Hylia and Death Mountain disappeared.
Miles away, the REAL Sage, Kyr Madame Zola and Malonhunter felt a slight tremor.
"What was that?" Madame Zola shouted.
"Dunno, but we'd better get goin so we can TP Cyke's house!!!" Ad yelled.
THE END
Note- HEY, I had to end it somehow.......
"Whazzat???" Sage asked sleepily.
"Nobody you've met, just someone from another story!!!" an intruder said cautiously
"Oh my GOD! Who put Link in this storyp? If I have to be working with him, I want a raise!!!" Malonhunter yelled.
"Oh- ain't nobody 'mportant, go back to sleep mon ami," Gambit muttered, still halfway asleep.
Malonhunter suddenly got up and walked out of the cave muttereing, "If you want something done right, do it yourself!! Even my friends are defective...."
"Where is she off to?" asked Storm.
"Who knows, who cares? I do hope she brings back some coffee, it would be superb!" Cyclops said.
"If she does happen to find some java, it'll be gone by the time she gets here and she'll be bouncin off the walls!" Ad said while dozing off.
"Suddenly Malonhunter ran back in with a chicken and yanked the hell out of it's tail to make the sorry sucker crow. Everyone immediately woke up and started spitting colorful phrases at her.
"I knew this would work better than coffee! Nothing like someone really tickin you off to start the day!!" malonhunter muttered, dodging the various projectiles being thrown at her.
"Oh YEAH!!! It's really the Folgers in my cup!" Sage yelled furiously.
"If you are so bloody mad, i'll leave!" Kristin yelled, blocking a rock thrown by Sage.
Malonhunter ran down the mountain, jumped on top of a monkey-lizard and flew away.
"What happened to her?" Storm asked.
"You should be more concerned about what's gonna happen to you!" Link cried, pointing a couple of really weird guns at everyone, " HANDS UP!!! I don't want to see anyone even trying to use their powers!!!"
Something flew passed Wolverine's head, knocking link out.
"Ok, I think that we should figure this out once and for all" Malonhunter said, followed by Kyr, Madame Zola and another Sage.
"Someone or something just MIGHT be controlling Link.... well, we are all hoping so, but anyways, once we figure this out, it will tell us who the REAL alien is!!!"
"The question is, will he talk?" Madame Zola asked.
"NOOOOO! NEVER! DEATH FIRST GERUDO SCUM!!!" Link yelled, waking up.
"Go! Banana Men, Peel Burst!" Kyr yelled.
"She been watchin' too many cartoons, no?" Gambit muttered.
The bananas flew towards Link, nearly hitting him, but he did something that even he didn't expect.
"SLICE AND DIIIIICE!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!" he yelled as he chopped up the purple bananas.
"And so ends the legacy of the Purple Bananas, let us have a moment of silence in their honor." Beast said quietly, bowing his head.
Thought they were all covered in chopped up banana bits, they lowered their heads in silent respect, everyone united for a precious moment.... once the moment was over, however, is a different story altogether.....
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!" both Sages and Links cried.
"Can they all be aliens?" Wolverine asked.
"Our super dee duper sensors detected one life form aboard that alien ship!!!" Cyclops exclaimed.
"Did you ever stop and think that the stupid sensors could be wrong? I mean, maybe the dang alien has morphing powers? I don't know, you are the bloody mutants here!!" Madame Zola screamed.
"OK, EVERYONE JUST STOP!" Kyr cried.
"There is only one logical way to figure this out! Every one of the humans- and whatever the heck Link is- line up on the wall!" Beast ordered.
"Now, we are going to ask you questions, and the Professor and Jean will use their mutant powers to see if you are telling the truth!" Storm said.
"Okay, de kid in de dress wid panty hose an' pointy ears, who lives at de ranch down dere?" Gambit asked.
"Malon, her father, and their hired workman Ingo, who is secretly evil!" Link answered.
"OK, Malonhunter, what are Sage's minions?" Wolverine asked.
"They are rabid monkeys who have REALLY BIG BAZOOKASTM- you can buy the defective version that blows up in your face at the nearest GUNS R US!" Malonhunter recited
"What is the shape-shifter's name on our side?" Beast asked
"MORPH!!!" both Sages cried.
"Kyr, what was your first minion?' Cyke asked.
"Constapated Flying Nuns- they died because their pipes got too backed up!" Kyr said.
"OKAY.... The moment of truth!" Professor X said mysteriously, "The alien-"
"C'mon hun, lets get the show on the road!" Link yelled.
"Well, it is my belief that nobody hear is an alien, just mutants who are trying out their powers!" Jean said grandly.
"Awwwww.... SO CLOSE!!! We are actually EVIL mutants!!!" Link cried.
"We are?????? Since when????" Madame Zola wondered.
Suddenly, a faint rumbling from the heart of death mountain grew louder and louder, until it erupted, killing them all. (how nice, eh?) The eruption was followed by a blinding flash and Lon Lon Ranch, Lake Hylia and Death Mountain disappeared.
Miles away, the REAL Sage, Kyr Madame Zola and Malonhunter felt a slight tremor.
"What was that?" Madame Zola shouted.
"Dunno, but we'd better get goin so we can TP Cyke's house!!!" Ad yelled.
THE END
Note- HEY, I had to end it somehow.......
