Hi! This is written by the authors Sailor Potter and Zero Tsubasa no Kami (Yes.. I'm the one that wrote Heero's Pet Cow Gave Birth to a cat but this one isn't THAT pointless...)

So here it is: the disclaimer: I do not own any thing that might continue from this point on so there!

Rating: PG
Chapter By: Zero Tsubasa no Kami
Pairings: Don't ask


One bee-yoo-ti-full day, Syaoran was just walking along with an umbrella, followed by a storm cloud that rained only on him. So he walked down the street and a black cat crossed his path and brushed its tail against his legs.

"AAHH!!!" Syaoran fainted.

The next day Sakura was walking down a stormy lane, except a spot of pure air, which followed her around. So she walked down that same street and a black cat crossed her path and brushed its tail against her legs.

"AAHH!!!" Sakura fainted.

So there they were. Lying right next to eachother, on the same corner of the street, next to the same black cat, both unknowingly listening to Keroberus calling them to make him pancakes.

And that's when IT came along. IT was just a baby, 1000 years ago, that is. So this 1000 year old IT was walking past this telephone booth (in perfectly normal weather), when the phone rang. "Hello?"

"Is this the IT that's been scaring the crap out of everyone by turning into a black cat and trying to take over the White House using Clow Cards in Japan?" said the voice.

"No. This is the IT that's been scaring the bejeezes out of everyone by turning into a black cat and trying to take over the White House using Clow Cards in Japan."

"Oh. Sorry. Bye!" said the voice. The voice hung up and walked away.

While in the authors universe...

"Was it IT?" asked Sailor Potter.

I (Zero) shook my head. "No. It was scaring the bejeezes out of everyone. Not the crap."

Sailor Potter opened her mouth to talk: "-----------! -------------?!? --------!!"

"What?" I ask.

"----------------------!!! @%$#!"

"What" I ask again.

"Wow! The editors are fast!" said Sailor Potter. Hearing this, I get a massive sweatdrop and collapse onto the floor. Then came along a black cat...


Okay, now you have to wait for Sailor Potter to write the next part.