Right

Right. Here's my part of the story.

Disclaimer: All characters are not mine I do NOT take any credit whatsoever so whoever wants to sue, sue Zero. Got it? Cool.

One thousand years earlier – the fifth dimension

"In the eyes of the angels, you won't remember me! THAT, you have failed me! In fact, you no longer deserve to be capitalized. So there! I will now create IT and she will now carry on my plan to rule the world!"

*ringring* "Pizza here!"

"Hey what!?!? I didn't even order pizza!"

"Sorry, that's mine…." I say. (Oops.. 0_o) "Keep going oh Sacred Goat!"

"I CAN'T GO ON UNLESS YOU GET YOUR %^&% FINGERS BACK ONTO THE KEYBOARD YOU DUMB*^&%&!

"Oh Sor ry."

*Clears throat.* "Now. Where was I? Oh yes. I will now create an IT and she will now carry on my plan to rule the world!"

"Ahem, excuse me, but she? Aren't most characters like these guys?" says Mewy's friend, the practical one.

"Well, yes but I figured once I'm ruling the world, she'll won't be very busy and maybe I could have my wa ----

"NO TALKING LIKE THAT IN THIS STORY! WE HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE BLEEPING OUT THE ^*&^&*ING CURSE WORDS!" A little guy supposedly from the Ministry of Anti Violence department pops up and starts yelling at Eth--- wait, the Sacred Goat.

"OK, OK! Keep it going! I need to finish this before Zero starts getting on my nerves about it!"

*deep breath* "Right. Ahem. *clears throat* I will now create an IT and she will carry on my plan to rule the world!

"YOU I%^%^ PIZZA --- why'd you bleep that out? I was just saying idi*^&%…. *sigh* whatever. YOU IDIOT PIZZA BOY! I WANTED MUSHROOMS AND MEATBALLS! THIS? THIS IS MEATBALLS AND MUSHROOMS! BRING ME ANOTHER ONE OR BATMAN WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS! I MEAN IT! Ahem *clears throat* go on Sacred Goat."

*nearly having seizures* "Ok, please, NO MORE INTERUPTIONS PLEASE! I will create an IT and she will carry out my plans to destroy the world! *looks around and sees/hears no interruptions* Now this IT will have all the features of a per---

"OK, Times up! Zero is writing the next chapter if anyone wants to read it." The annoying ministry guy is out again.

"JFKLAJFIOJNIVNEINEIWNOWPNCWPW ^&^$*&f%%^&*^&*$@@%^^%&#$%^^!"

"Um, Sacred Goat, are you OK?" Sacred Goat doesn't (or perhaps can't) answer. He is too busy banging his head on the wall. Suddenly the wall vanishes and he crashes in another wall which vomits on ---

"Sailor Potter you must stop writing. It's time for Zero's chapter. She's already here!"

"Hey, that's not Zero, that's the pizza boy! Finally! It abou---

"SAILOR POTTER!"

"OK, OK!" I'm out! *mutters* sheesh what an old hag---

"WHAT DID I HEAR YOU SAY?!?!?!"

"Um, you um, you um, I said um, um, I should really get out shouldn't I?" I rush out and the pizza guy stands waiting for his --- hey, wait, if I'm not here then why am I still writing?