Aright. Since SOMEONE has not been writing their part of the story :cough: Zero :cough: I have taken the liberty of doing so. I think she would have done it earlier but she was a little :cough: preoccupied with Van….

So anyhoo, we turn around to see awful, mean, dreaded, terrible, unpleasant, bad, good-for-nothing, unlikable, horrible

"OH HURRY UP AND INTRODUCE HIM ALREADY" Who said that?

"I DID!!!! ME!!! THE VOICE!!! Ummmmmmmmmm… right so anyways he turns out to be an awful, unpl--- *mad glaring everywhere* aright! He turns out to be Mr. Spei--- hey wait a minute wait a minute johto matei johto matei. It can't be Mr. Speidel my gym teacher can it? But he's nice!!! But NO it actually turns out to be Mr. Speifjakdnodinfdjinfelfjsfjlsfjlssjfhkfsnei. Oh my! That's a whole lot of my mind! I thought he was IT….

            "JUST MOVE ON!!!!" Oooh theres that VOICE again. Geez ok! Just shutup already!

            So we say who we are to Mr. Speifjakdnodinfdjinfelfjsfjlsfjlssjfhkfsnei.

Starting with the Sacred Goat:

"Hi! I'm the Sacr—" Idiot! Don't tell him ur real name! Geez! I telepathically tell him.

"I mean I'm ummmm, Mr. Spoon!"

Mr. Speifjakdnodinfdjinfelfjsfjlsfjlssjfhkfsnei thinks at that, and then asks us, "Are you in any relation to Miss Fork?"

"Yes! She's um, my, um, um, um, third cousin's daughter's grandmother's niece by law's daughter's son's 9th uncle's mom! Or was it ---" We get the point.

"I never knew she was married!"

"um,um,um,um,um,um, She wasn't. She had a child out of wedkey. I mean Wedlock..

ok skip the whole entire intro thing. Basically we all get weird "undercover" names. (ahem, notice the quotes)

Zero pokes me: ahem, Sailor Potter, I think I found a mistake in our story… wasn't the Sacred Goat evil…..

I breath in. I breath out.  ZERO HOW COULD YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO PUT THAT HE SAW THE WRONGS THAT HE DID AND THAT THERE WAS FREE PIZZA FOR SOME GOOD GUYS AND DECIDED TO TURN TO OUR SIDE!

Ayah! Sometimes she forgets the biggest things!

Boinky boinky boinky boinky! In comes that Ministry dude. "times up!" why is every single time he does that different from the last? And he skips chapters too!

"AM I INVISIBLE? TIMES UP!" okok geez you would think that a gal could get a little more time or something but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Ah well. I guess better be going. My time is up. Anyhoo I've got school tommorow in the real world and its always a killer for me waking up at 6 every single solitary day.

"Is it just me or do you incompetent of following these words. YOUR TIME IS UP." Aright aright… HEY! Wait a minute! Johto matei! I can CONTROL what happens in this story! I just realized that! Which means I can kill you off!

"wait! But I didn't mean to—"  I clap my hands. Three house elves come suddenly into the scene saying "At your service! At your service! At your service!" and bowing several times simultaneously.

Zero pokes me again. WHAT THE *()&&*^^&*$^#%^#$^ (wow, they ARE quick) do u want now!

"Um, you shouldn't use the word scene cuz we're not in like a movie or play or anything."

Uhhh, hello? Yeah we are…. See? There's the director Yoshimoto Kinji, theres the producer, theres the nice guy that has our food, theres OOOOh hey, theres me typing away at my computer! OOOOOOh cool!

"I didn't mean that! I meant ----" house elves cut in

" What would you like us to do for you oh great master?" What? OOOOOh, I remember now! Kill the ministry dude. "At your service!" and the run and kill the ministry dude.

Zero pokes again. WHAT NOW! " um, you were supposed to kill off the sacred goat… you told me you would…" AYAH! GEEZ! FINE! ILL FIND SOME WAY TO KILL HIM OFF!

"What? I have to be killed? Awwwww.." Well only til I decide to raise you again….

Zero shouts, " JUST KILL HIM ALREADY!" Alright! You know these things take time to do and I might now even --- ok suddenly The Sacred Goat finds some food and gobbles it up and chokes due to comepletely natural purposes. There. Happy now Zero??? Sheesh. Aight I have to sleep soon. Ill submit this to fanfiction.net tommorow.