The 12 Pains of Christmas

The First Pain of Christmas that made its way to me,

Was putting up the Christmas tree

The Second pain of Christmas that made its way to me,

Was putting up the lights,

And Messing with the Christmas tree

The Third pain of Christmas that made its way to me,

Hanging up the Wreaths

Putting up the lights

And Messing with the Christmas tree

The Fourth pain of Christmas that made it's way to me,

Sending Christmas Cards

Hanging up the wreaths

Putting up the lights

And Messing with the Christmas tree

The Fifth pain of Christmas that made its way to me,

FIVE pounds of fruit cake!

Sending Christmas cards

Hanging up the wreaths,

Putting up the lights

And messing with the Christmas tree

The Sixth pain of Christmas that found its way to me

Wrapping up the presents

FIVE pounds of fruitcake!

Sending Christmas cards

Hanging up the wreaths

Putting up the lights

And messing with the Christmas tree.

The Seventh Pain of Christmas that made its way to me

Burning the turkey

Wrapping the presents

FIVE pounds of fruit cake!

Sending Christmas cards

Hanging up the wreaths

Putting up the lights

And Messing with Christmas tree!

The Eighth pain of Christmas that made its way to me,

Facing the in-laws

Burning the turkey

Wrapping the presents

FIVE pounds of fruit cake!

Sending Christmas cards

Hanging up the Wreaths

Putting up the lights

And Messing with the Christmas tree

The Ninth pain of Christmas that made its way to me

Family reunions

Facing the in-laws

Burning the turkey

Wrapping the presents

FIVE pounds of fruit cake!

Sending Christmas cards

Hanging up the Wreaths

Putting up the lights

And Messing with the Christmas tree

The Tenth pain of Christmas that made its way to me,

Ten Mall Santas

Family reunions

Facing the in-laws

Burning the turkey

Wrapping the presents

FIVE pounds of fruit cake!

Sending Christmas cards

Hanging up the Wreaths

Putting up the lights

And Messing with the Christmas tree

The Eleventh pain of Christmas that made its way to me,

Last minute shopping

Ten Mall Santas

Family reunions

Facing the in-laws

Burning the turkey

Wrapping the presents

FIVE pounds of fruit cake!

Sending Christmas cards

Hanging up the Wreaths

Putting up the lights

And Messing with the Christmas tree

The Twelfth that made it's way to me

Twelve annoying carols

Last minute shopping

Ten Mall Santas

Family reunions

Facing the in-laws

Burning the turkey

Wrapping the presents

FIVE pounds of fruit cake!

Sending Christmas cards

Hanging up the Wreaths

Putting up the lights

And Messing with the Christmas tree