Title: Melly and CrazyKid: The VA's two youngest patients/horrors 3/?
Author: Murdock's Crazylady and Retard Mel
Rated: G for now..

Archive: Yes, with a comment card

Summary: Two 4 and 5-year-old patients terrorize the VA with pranks and other mischief...and Guess who's next....

Warning: Torment to all patients, including the real team, whom is running this VA, and to all clones (but mostly Face and Hannibal, hehe)
Disclaimer: I don't own the team. Not that I wouldn't mind having Dwight for a big brother though, I do own CrazyKid and Melly, they are my true child side, and Melly is a true friend of mine. He knows about this story, and is helping me write it.
Copyright: 2001 Murdock's CrazyLady (MCL) and Retard Mel (RM)
Author's notes :
PLEASE send comments. This is my first story of this nature. I know there isn't a real childrens ward at the VA, but in my version, there is. Please bare in mind that this is a fun story and that I am in no way normal..er, I mean well...just read it!! (please?!)





The First Victim: Melly and Crazykid get revenge





Sneaking around the VA during the rounds at 10pm was easy. Both of the security guards, BA and Worf, were off busy doing their rounds, and not able to watch for 2 kids as they snuck out for a night of terror.



Crazykid muffled a giggle as she and Mel slowly opened Hannibal's Bedroom door and slinked in.



Once they were both inside, Mel waved Crazykid and she closed the door, reaching into her backpack for a box of lime green jello. She put her backpack down and opened the Jello box, ripping the inside package open as she walked over to Hannibal's sock drawer.



Mel snickered in quiet as he watched Crazykid pour the dry powder into each one of the socks. Once the package was empty, Crazykid threw it in with the now sandy socks and fished around in her backpack for something else.



Mel reached into his and pulled out a big container of red kool-aid. He found Hannibal's boots on the floor and giving Crazykid a look of sneakiness, he poured it in.



Holding in a sneeze from the powder rolling back up at him, Mel then put the koolaid down and fished into his bag for something else. This time it was a jar of green stuff.



Crazykid nearly laughed a loud as she watched Mel put the green slimey mess into each of the boots with the red powder. Crazykid had 5 crayons in her hand as Mel did yet something else.



He took a small bowl from his backpack and sat it on the bed. The he took a bottle out, and turned the white cap. Upon opening the clear bottle, steam came pouring out. Mel poured the water into the bowl and Crazykid watched, confused.



Mel then closed the bottle and let it fall over onto the floor, spilling and causing a medium sized puddle. Mel picked up Hannibal's hand, carefully, and sat his finger tips into the bowl.



Crazykid couldn't figure this one out and decided she'd have to have him explain it to her later as he signaled for her to follow him and finish the plan. Crazykid nodded and carefully climbed up onto the bed beside the sleeping CO's head as he climbed up on the other side. Taking out his handful of red crayons, Mel bagan to write on the wall above Hannibal's head.



Mel drew a set of horns on wither side of Hannibal's head on the wall, and Crazykid giggled silently. Crazykid took her handful of purple crayons and drew an arrow from the horns and wrote 'Big Grey Meany' at the other end of the line. Mel giggled at it too.



Then he started to write. This time, as Crazykid helped, they wrote, 'We loves it when a torment came togther' right in between the horns and the big meany, in a rainbow bend. Crazykid laughed at it and stood up. She took her purple crayons and began to scrible above everything, creating a huge cloud. Inside it, she wrote, 'the 2 terrors was here.'



Then, Crazykid began to shake as she held in a laugh, and one of her crayons slipped out of her hand! Both of the kids suddenly held their breath as they watched as the crayon fell and..CONK! bounced right off of Hannibal's forehead! After a few seconds and he doesn't even stir in his sleep, the kids breathed again. Then as Mel went back to drawing, he suddenly felt a hand around his foot and looked down. His eyes grew when he saw that Hannibal had rolled over and had a hold of his foot!



"He gots my foot, Crazykid! He's got my foot!" Mel whispered in a panic. Crazykid looked down and saw that it was true, her grampa had her bestfriend's foot in a hug. "Uh..I.." Crazykid stammered as she looked around for a way to free Melly's foot without getting killed in the process. Then as Mel watched, he saw Crazykid going for the bib of her overalls.



"NO CrazyKid! NO, Don't--" Mel begged, but it was too late. Armed with her green ketchup, she pointed it at the sleeping colonel and squeezed it with all her might, closing her eyes and turning her head away from him.



Hannibal jumped and let go og Melly's foot, as he reached for his now slime green face. Seeing Mel was free, yelled, "Wun for you yife!!" and he lept over Hannibal, grabbed CrazyKid's hand, and drug her off of the bed with him as they hurled themselves out the wrecked room.



Laughing, the kids ran down the west wing and ran into the east wing, climbing into one of the hiding spots in the walls. This was the main room they ran to, it being the nicest one they'd built. It even had a laptop computer and a TV.



Once they were both safe and sound inside, they caught their breaths before laughing it all out again. After yet another laughing fit at the look of Hannbal's green mug, Crazykid looked at Mel and said, "Dat was too close!" Mel nodded his head in agreement.



"Yeah. I think we better hold off for a day. We maybe outta stay here tanight. Iffin the silver haired monster finds us..." Mel said, leaving the rest of the sentance blank for CrazyKid's imagination to fill in.



And it did, lose monitor for the rest of my life..straight jacket forever...*GULP*..a spanking..OR worse yet, never be allowed to play wth Mel again. Crazykid suddenly got wide eyed and Mel took notice as he tapped on the lap-top's keys.



He put the computer down and got up. He walked over and put his hand on CrazyKid's shoulder. She looked blankly at him at first, still wide eyed as ever.



At first, he thought she was having one her 'problems' and he was going to have to get a nurse and give away the best hiding spot they had, when he asked, "What's up?" Crazykid seemed to notice he was there and replied, "Wha-What if we do get catched an dey won't let us play together no more?" Crazykid asked, revealing her worst fear. Mel only smiled.



"They won't. Dontcha worry. we're gonna be okay." He said, trying to reassure her. "I hope you're wight Melly. You an me are the bestest prankers dat eber lived an I wanna keep it dat way! Sides, I was really bored for I metted you an I got lotsa stuff ta tell SKy now." Crazykid replied and Mel smiled. Crazykid felt a little better, and her fears had faded, but totally disappeared. She and Mel went to sleep soon after, in seperate sides of the room, all night after an extensive layout of our newest prank and victim.



The next victim would find out that it was a fool proof plan, and he could bet all his gold on it.



TBC