Title: Melly and CrazyKid: The VA's two youngest patients/horrors 3/?
Author: Murdock's Crazylady and Retard Mel
Rated: G for now..
Archive: Yes, with a comment card
Summary: Two 4 and 5-year-old patients terrorize the VA with pranks and other mischief...and
Guess who's next....
Warning: Torment to all patients, including the real team, whom is running this VA, and to all
clones (but mostly Face and Hannibal, hehe)
Disclaimer: I don't own the team. Not that I wouldn't mind having Dwight for a big brother though,
I do own CrazyKid and Melly, they are my true child side, and Melly is a true friend of mine. He
knows about this story, and is helping me write it.
Copyright: 2001 Murdock's CrazyLady (MCL) and Retard Mel (RM)
Author's notes : PLEASE send comments. This is my first story of this nature. I know there isn't a
real childrens ward at the VA, but in my version, there is. Please bare in mind that this is a fun
story and that I am in no way normal..er, I mean well...just read it!! (please?!)
The First Victim: Melly and Crazykid get revenge
Sneaking around the VA during the rounds at 10pm was easy. Both of the security guards, BA and
Worf, were off busy doing their rounds, and not able to watch for 2 kids as they snuck out for a
night of terror.
Crazykid muffled a giggle as she and Mel slowly opened Hannibal's Bedroom door and slinked in.
Once they were both inside, Mel waved Crazykid and she closed the door, reaching into her
backpack for a box of lime green jello. She put her backpack down and opened the Jello box,
ripping the inside package open as she walked over to Hannibal's sock drawer.
Mel snickered in quiet as he watched Crazykid pour the dry powder into each one of the socks.
Once the package was empty, Crazykid threw it in with the now sandy socks and fished around in
her backpack for something else.
Mel reached into his and pulled out a big container of red kool-aid. He found Hannibal's boots on
the floor and giving Crazykid a look of sneakiness, he poured it in.
Holding in a sneeze from the powder rolling back up at him, Mel then put the koolaid down and
fished into his bag for something else. This time it was a jar of green stuff.
Crazykid nearly laughed a loud as she watched Mel put the green slimey mess into each of the
boots with the red powder. Crazykid had 5 crayons in her hand as Mel did yet something else.
He took a small bowl from his backpack and sat it on the bed. The he took a bottle out, and turned
the white cap. Upon opening the clear bottle, steam came pouring out. Mel poured the water into
the bowl and Crazykid watched, confused.
Mel then closed the bottle and let it fall over onto the floor, spilling and causing a medium sized
puddle. Mel picked up Hannibal's hand, carefully, and sat his finger tips into the bowl.
Crazykid couldn't figure this one out and decided she'd have to have him explain it to her later as
he signaled for her to follow him and finish the plan. Crazykid nodded and carefully climbed up
onto the bed beside the sleeping CO's head as he climbed up on the other side. Taking out his
handful of red crayons, Mel bagan to write on the wall above Hannibal's head.
Mel drew a set of horns on wither side of Hannibal's head on the wall, and Crazykid giggled
silently. Crazykid took her handful of purple crayons and drew an arrow from the horns and wrote
'Big Grey Meany' at the other end of the line. Mel giggled at it too.
Then he started to write. This time, as Crazykid helped, they wrote, 'We loves it when a torment
came togther' right in between the horns and the big meany, in a rainbow bend. Crazykid laughed
at it and stood up. She took her purple crayons and began to scrible above everything, creating a
huge cloud. Inside it, she wrote, 'the 2 terrors was here.'
Then, Crazykid began to shake as she held in a laugh, and one of her crayons slipped out of her
hand! Both of the kids suddenly held their breath as they watched as the crayon fell and..CONK!
bounced right off of Hannibal's forehead! After a few seconds and he doesn't even stir in his
sleep, the kids breathed again. Then as Mel went back to drawing, he suddenly felt a hand around
his foot and looked down. His eyes grew when he saw that Hannibal had rolled over and had a
hold of his foot!
"He gots my foot, Crazykid! He's got my foot!" Mel whispered in a panic. Crazykid looked down
and saw that it was true, her grampa had her bestfriend's foot in a hug. "Uh..I.." Crazykid
stammered as she looked around for a way to free Melly's foot without getting killed in the
process. Then as Mel watched, he saw Crazykid going for the bib of her overalls.
"NO CrazyKid! NO, Don't--" Mel begged, but it was too late. Armed with her green ketchup, she
pointed it at the sleeping colonel and squeezed it with all her might, closing her eyes and turning
her head away from him.
Hannibal jumped and let go og Melly's foot, as he reached for his now slime green face. Seeing
Mel was free, yelled, "Wun for you yife!!" and he lept over Hannibal, grabbed CrazyKid's hand, and
drug her off of the bed with him as they hurled themselves out the wrecked room.
Laughing, the kids ran down the west wing and ran into the east wing, climbing into one of the
hiding spots in the walls. This was the main room they ran to, it being the nicest one they'd built.
It even had a laptop computer and a TV.
Once they were both safe and sound inside, they caught their breaths before laughing it all out
again. After yet another laughing fit at the look of Hannbal's green mug, Crazykid looked at Mel
and said, "Dat was too close!" Mel nodded his head in agreement.
"Yeah. I think we better hold off for a day. We maybe outta stay here tanight. Iffin the silver haired
monster finds us..." Mel said, leaving the rest of the sentance blank for CrazyKid's imagination to
fill in.
And it did, lose monitor for the rest of my life..straight jacket forever...*GULP*..a spanking..OR
worse yet, never be allowed to play wth Mel again. Crazykid suddenly got wide eyed and Mel took
notice as he tapped on the lap-top's keys.
He put the computer down and got up. He walked over and put his hand on CrazyKid's shoulder.
She looked blankly at him at first, still wide eyed as ever.
At first, he thought she was having one her 'problems' and he was going to have to get a nurse
and give away the best hiding spot they had, when he asked, "What's up?" Crazykid seemed to
notice he was there and replied, "Wha-What if we do get catched an dey won't let us play together
no more?" Crazykid asked, revealing her worst fear. Mel only smiled.
"They won't. Dontcha worry. we're gonna be okay." He said, trying to reassure her. "I hope you're
wight Melly. You an me are the bestest prankers dat eber lived an I wanna keep it dat way! Sides, I
was really bored for I metted you an I got lotsa stuff ta tell SKy now." Crazykid replied and Mel
smiled. Crazykid felt a little better, and her fears had faded, but totally disappeared. She and Mel
went to sleep soon after, in seperate sides of the room, all night after an extensive layout of our
newest prank and victim.
The next victim would find out that it was a fool proof plan, and he could bet all his gold on it.
TBC