Rebecca: Hello and welcome to another episode of the TempestXtreme Talk show!
Audience: *clap frantically because Tempest has a large cannon and is preparing to use it…on them*
Rebecca: TEMPEST!!
Tempest: Huh? What? Oh, we're on the air? *puts away the cannon, much to the relief of the audience* Today's first guest: Selphie Tilmitt from FF8!
Selphie: *half-skips, half-hops onto the stage* Heey! Stormy! Hi!
Tempest: I've asked you not to call me that -_-
Suicidal guy in audience: "STORMY"?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *gets fried by multiple fireballs*
Rebecca: Tempest…
Tempest: I know, I know… I'm not supposed to fry the audience.
Rebecca: No…the fireballs were too small ^_^ They should have been this size! *fries the same man with multiple bus-sized fireballs*
Selphie: O.o
Tempest: Hmm…yes, those fireballs were bigger! Now, Selphie, your boyfriend is Irvine Kinneas, correct?
Selphie: What? Irvine? My boyfriend? NO! Xel is my boyfriend!
Xellos: *'ports in from backstage* Selphie! ^_^
Selphie: Xelly-poo! ^___^ *glomps Xellos*
Tempest, Rebecca and the audience: O.o
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Selphie and Xellos: ^_____________^
Rebecca: *snaps* FIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEBALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! *sends a double-deck-bus-sized fireball at them and blows them through the roof* THAT was the single most disturbing thing I have ever had the misfortune of seeing!
Tempest: *is catatonic* O.o
Rebecca: Uh, we'll be back after these commercial breaks…
COMMERCIAL#1:
Announcer: Well, Christmas is coming folks, and y'all know what that means! Yes! FRUITCAKE! Order our fruitcake today; it's fruit-a-licious! *takes a bite out of the fruitcake* What's this stuff made from anyway?
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Announcer: O.O AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'VE BEEN POISONED!!
COMMERCIAL#2:
Squall: Whatever.
Uh…back to our show, I guess…
Rebecca: And welcome back! I'm your hostess, Rebecca Angelheart! Tempest was, uh, indisposed!
Tempest: *can be seen hyperventilating after finding Xellos and Selphie skinny-dipping*
Rebecca: * a little TOO eagerly* Our next guest is somebody who looks up to me and worships the ground I walk on –
Guy in Audience: YEAH RIGHT! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! *gets zapped by 50 bolts of lightning*
Rebecca: As I was saying… Our next guest is…ULTIMECIA?! AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHH!!
Ultimecia: *appears out of nowhere and sits down* I am happy to be on the show. I will now steal your powers and--- *gets cut off by the large meteor that rams into her, crushing her between the stage and the meteor*
Rebecca: I hate that woman -_-
Voice: Uh, hello? Am I too late?
Rebecca: Ah good! You're here! Ladies and gentleman, allow me to introduce to you, from the world Thimballen, Gwendolyn.
Gwendolyn: *is a pretty woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes wearing a blue dress* It's a pleasure to be here, Rebecca.
Rebecca: It's a pleasure to have you here, Gwen. How go the dead?
Gwendolyn: Well, a spirit told me the other day that your husband will—
Tempest: REBECCA! WHY ARE YOU HIDING PEANUTS IN THE ARM OF MY GUNDAM?!
Gwendolyn: --never mind. I was going to say that he found your secret stash of chocolate-covered peanuts ^_^
Rebecca: Uh…hehehe…. So! Gwen, why did you hardly appear sane in the Darksword Trilogy?
Gwen: What are you talking about? I appeared in quite a few chapters of the last two books sane. I was sane when I met Joram and I was sane when I walked into the Beyond—
Tempest: --but you were insane when you came out and started talking to the dead. Only in the last two chapters of the last book were you sane!
Gwen: -_- I hate you both. *literally disappears into thin air*
Rebecca and Tempest: *grin smugly*
Tempest: And now for another commercial break!
COMMERCIAL#3:
Announcer: I am not doing this commercial. It will get me fireballed many, many times. *gets Dragon Slaved*
Rebecca: Was that better?
Announcer: @_@ Never mind…
BACK TO OUR SHOW!
Tempest: Welcome back to the show! Our last guest for today is Zidane Tribal from the planet Gaia in FF9!
Zidane: *walks on stage and eyes Rebecca* Hmm…sexy queen…
Tempest; If you so much as look at my wife again I will rip that tail off and shove it up your ass and then down your throat many, many times -_-
Zidane: O.o *frantic nod*
Tempest: Good ^_^ So Zidane, is Kuja really gay?
Zidane: Why are you asking me? I didn't have a threesome with Kuja and…uh oh… Uh…
Tempest: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Zidane: O.o I'm outta here! *runs out*
Rebecca: …That ends today's show, I guess…
A/N: Do ya want more??
