The TempestXtreme Talk Show – Pokemon Vs. Digimon – PART ONE

By TempestXtreme

Rebecca: *is wearing a tight red dress that has all the males ogling her* Hello and welcome back to the TempestXtreme Talk Show! Here's your host, Tempest!

Tempest: *is preparing to blast the audience with a Giga Slave spell, but decides to run the show for now* Yes! Welcome back to my show *glares at an audience member who was about to open his mouth* Today we have a special event happening: Pokemon Vs. Digimon!

Audience: O.O ?!?!

Rebecca: See, I TOLD you that this week's show would stun them into silence!

Tempest: Yeah, yeah…

Rebecca: *grins smugly*

Tempest: We'll be back after this commercial break.

COMMERCIAL #1

Announcer: Are… *doesn't get the chance to finish as a man-eating sausage-dog eats him*

Man-eating sausage dog: URP!! ^_^

BACK TO THE SHOW

Tempest: *looks up sharply from where he was smooching Rebecca* Uh, welcome back! *under his breath to the stage manager* Why didn't you tell me we were on air??

Stage Manager: Sore wa himitsu desu!

Tempest: O.o  Uh, anyway, back to our show… Ahem! Our first guest: Pikachu!

Pikachu: Pika! Pika-pi!

Xellos: *sees Pikachu and screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Tempest: And our second guest, from Digimon: Gatomon!

Gatomon: Hello there!

Tempest: Greetings, Gatomon. Glad to have you on the show…O.o

Gatomon: *has now skinned Pikachu and is devouring it* Glad to be here! ^_^

Tempest: Great, she just ATE our first guest -_-

Blackwargreymon: *from backstage* You make that sound like it's a bad thing!

Gatomon: That voice sounded familiar… But he's dead.

Tempest: *snickers* Introducing our second and third guests, Lashana Inferno and Blackwargreymon!

Gatomon: *does a double-take at the sound of the Mega-Digimon's name* O.o

Lashana: Well at least Xellos isn't around.

Xellos: Hello, Lashana-chan!

Blackwargreymon: *INTO a microphone* DON'T CALL HER 'CHAN'! *blinks as the entire studio suddenly shakes* Oops…

Everybody except Blackwargreymon: @_@

Tempest: Right, now that I've lost 65% of my hearing… So Lashana! How've you been? ^_^

Lashana: * after glaring at her Bonded* Fine, and yourself?

Tempest: Great! I got my own show, and it's a hit! ^_^ Right, audience?

Audience: *clap wildly because Rebecca is once again causing a massive meteor to hover dangerously above them*

Blackwargreymon: O.o And I thought that the David Show was odd…

Gatomon: Why are you still alive, Blackwargreymon??

Blackwargreymon: Hey! It's Gatomon! Where's that brat friend of yours?

Gatomon: Her name is Kari! And she's at home watching this.

MEANWHILE – IN TAI AND KARI'S HOUSE

Kari: O.o BLACKWARGREYMON IS ALIVE?!?! I have to tell the others!

BACK IN THE STUDIO

Lashana: Why did you invite me here?

Tempest: You're Bonded to a Digimon, and today's show centres around Digimon and Pokemon. Gatomon already ate Pikachu.

Lashana: And that's a bad thing?

Blackwargreymon: That's what I said.

Tempest; Right…

The wall suddenly gets blasted inwards and Imperialdramon and Wargreymon are standing in the hole.

Wargreymon: Gatomon! Kari is out back! We'll take care of Blackwargreymon!

Blackwargreymon: Oh not again!

Tempest: * backs away from Lashana as an aura of power swirls around her* Uh oh.

TO BE CONTINUED