HI AGAIN!! anyway this is the chapter where you'll meet Mr. Hot-Guy-From-
The-Mall,, just in case you were wondering =)
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DISCLAIMER: We do not own ANYTHING in this fic, exept for ourselves{Which is pretty pathetic}, the hot-guy-from-the-mall, and the green-lady,
so Please Don't Sue Us!!!!
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At the video store, Piccolo was watching one of Eminem's music videos.
Yeah, just go an' *BEEP*it yeah yeah just *BBBEEEEEPPPPP* it all!
I was *BEEP*in' it all *BEEP* oh yeah *BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* Whoo just go *BE-EP*
Picccolo thought to himself,
"Wow! he sings about the same stuff I think about."
" Who is that guy ?" He asked Julez.
" Who him? Oh that's Eminem. " She answerd
" You mean this guy ? " He pointed to the M&M guy on a M&M package.
" No stupid, this guy. Duh!" She said as she pointed to him in the magazine she was looking at.
Goku and Vegeta were near-by watching a WWF match.
"Ooooohhh! Thats gotta hurt!" Vegeta said as The Rock just whapped Triple H in the head with a folding chair.
" I could take that guy down like Piccolo in happy land." Goku said
" You can say that again." Vegeta said
" I could take that guy ..down....like...heh heh."
" Shut up!" Vegeta said
Piccolo was leafing through a Playboy magazine. Suddenly he opened it all the way open "WOWWEEEE!!!" He said.
Trunks came by and took a peek. "Hey!" He whispered "If you want to get a girl like that you got to act 'casual' '"
"Right." Piccolo said.
They both pulled out a pair of dark sunglasses.
"Lets go get some chicks!" Trunks said
" What!! " interrupted Piccolo " I don't want to date a chicken!! "
*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music Playimg)*~*~*~*~*~*~*
MEANWHILE....
Bulma was dragging Vegeta towards a Victoria's Secret. "Awww, come on honey, I don't wanna go in there," Vegeta said.
"Oh, really... I'll model for you...."
"What are we waiting for?!?!? Let's GO!"
Back in the video store, Gabby had a sudden idea, she grabbed Gohan and Krillan's hands and raced to the nearest beauty salon.
Gabriel set Gohan down on a stool, "O.K hon, First, we gotta change the hair!" She whipped out a bottle of instant hair color- "Let's get crackin'!"
Krillin tries to get a look at Gohan from behind Gabriel, but he couldn't see a thing.
After a few minutes, she steps back and starts to cackle evilly. She actually looked pretty scary with those plastic gloves on and her head thrown back.
Gabriel spun the stool around so Gohan could look at himself in the mirror.
His hair was now firey orange and standing up straight like Vegeta's, only shorter. It actually looked like his head was on fire.
"I dunno..." Gohan stuttered. "I--I just don't think orange is my color..."
"Oh, It's definitely you!" Gabby reassured him. Krillan was in the corner, doubled over in silent laughter.
Gabriel spun around with a make-up bag in her hand. " Oh, ho-ho! Think that's funny do ya??? You're next!"
"N-No! Uh-Uh! You wouldn't ..." Krillan was slowly backing away, but he couldn't escape "AHHH!"
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Bulma was now dragging Vegeta away from Victoria's Secret. "Please honey- Just one more outfit!" Vegeta was wailing.
"How 'bout not!" said Bulma. "Let's go find Goku." she said sternly.
They searched the mall for 15 minutes before they finally found him. He was in an arcade, glued to Resident Evil 2 and-- losing horribly, Chi-Chi was yawning near-by.
He shot at a zombie and missed by a good ten feet, "Take that you...umm" he started to shout.
Vegeta was watching from behind him "Man you suck," he said
"Hmph, and you could do better." retorted Goku. He aimed for another person and hit the wall.
"Um.. Lemme think- Yes."
"Wanna bet?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music Playing)~*~*~*~*~*~
Julia was stuck with the big losers, Trunks and Piccolo. "Well, Let's make the best of things, Come on!" Julez headed into a candle shop.
"What!" complained Piccolo, looking at the incense "You don't pick up girls in a....... WOAH!" Piccolo bent down and started sniffing all the insence, pretty soon, he was feeling a bit woozy.
Trunks was watching Piccolo who had been dancing around with a strange smile on his face for about 10 minutes now. "Well, Piccolo is now officially high." he said.
Julez brought him some more candles to keep him company. Piccolo looked aggravated. He turned around and started yelling at Julez, "I said I wanted Rainforest Breeze, not Sunday Flowers!" Julez dropped the candles looked up a good two feet, grabbed Piccolo's collar, and pulled him down so they were eye-to-eye.
"Oh, poor baby," she said softly " You're not pissed, are you? 'Cuz if you are, you can go shove these candles up your fat...green ass! Now shut up, or you're not getting anything." She let go of his collar and pushed him away.
Trunks was laughing his butt off, ruining his hair once again.
"What th' hell are you laughing at?" Piccolo said gruffy.
Trunks laughed a bit more then said, "Nothin' much, except you just got told by someone 2 feet shorter than you!"
"Let's go," said Julez," And Trunks, don't let Gabriel see your, hair, or she'll probably have a cow!"
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Chi-Chi and Bulma had finally pulled Vegeta and Goku away from the arcade after they spent a good $25 dollers on games- both losing at every single one. Now they were back at the Beauty salon looking for the little kids. "Hey Gabby, " said Goku, " where's Gohan?"
"Here I am Daddy!"
Chi-Chi screamed "YOU SON-OF-A--! WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM!!!"
"Isn't it great!" Gabriel said smiling.
"Actually, I have to agree with Gabriel, He looks pretty good." said Goku nodding.
Vegeta looked around, "What about Krillan?" he asked.
A young girl with BRIGHT blond hair walked up to Vegeta and stared at him for a good 2 minutes. ".......K-Krillan....?"
The platinum-blonde girl nodded
"HAHAHAHAH! OH-OH-OH!! THAT IS JUST TOO FUNNY!! AHA!! HOHOHO!!!"
Vegeta laughed ((no really?)), tears coming to his eyes "OH! MAN!! WHOOO!!" Vegeta was still laughing, and Krillan just stood there, looking angry. "THAT IS HILARIOUS!" Vegeta started to cough. "DOES ANYONE *cough*cough* HAVE A *wheeze* CAM-*hack*-CAMER-*hack-hack*-CAMERA!*coughcoughcough*" Vegeta was really choking now- he was bent over hacking and wheezing.
"Vegeta? You OK?" Asked Bulma. She thumped him on the back, but he kept coughing. "Oh, God!" sighed Julez. She ran over to Vegeta and whapped him on the back a couple times. When he didn't change, she put her hands around his waist and gave him the Heimlich. He sputtered and a giant blob of loogie flew out of his mouth and landed on Krillan's face.
Vegeta laughed nervously. Julez now laughing her butt off, wiped his face off with a tissue. When Julez had finished wiping him off, Krillan ran towards Vegeta and started punching him in the *ahem* wing-wang.
" OOOOWWWW!!!! It's O.K. I deserved that!! I am OOOOOK!!!" Vegeta said doubled over. Gabby ran over and pulled Krillin away from Vegeta. "Now Now," she said "such little people should not be so violent." she said. Krillin turned around and started punching her stomach. "OOOFF! HELP!! OOUCH OOF!! GET OFFA ME YOU FREAKIN' AWWW!"
Julez ran over to Krillin and pinched those 2 nerves in the back of his neck. he stopped hitting Gabriel and his head tilted back, Julez turned him around.
"Oh maaannn!!!!"Krillin said.
"OK little man, THIS," she punched him in the nose, "is for hitting my sister, And THIS" She punched his left eye "is for hitting my friend's husband, and THIS" she punched his other eye "is ..... for... hmmm... being gay!" Krillin reached for another tissue to wipe his bloody nose off.
Meanwhile, a VERY hot guy who had been passing by, was helping Gabby up, and making sure she was O.K. "Thank-YOU" she said.
"No, problem," he said, "How could I resist saving a beautiful young woman from the clutches of a crazed, 4 year-old, " he said.
Gabriel giggled, "How could I ever thank you?" she said coyly.
"How 'bout dinner for two?" he answered smiling.
In the backround Chi-Chi was coughing silently-- "corny!!! corny!!!"
At the same time, Trunks was talking to Julez, "Man," he said, "you're a pretty tough gal. First you tell off Piccolo, you gave the Heimlich to my ol' man, then you beat up someone half your size, very heroic."
"Oh, Really?" she said blushing, "Why thank-you...I don't know what to say...."
"Say you'll.... join me for dinner?..?"
Vegeta and Goku were singing "Love is In the Air" in the backround for Gabby and Julez.
Bulma and Chi-Chi were practically falling on the ground-- "CORNY!"
Gabriel and Julez both said, "Oh, I'd love to!" at the same time. They both had stars in their eyes and were practically floating.
Gohan sighed, "Can we GO NOW!! You promised to take us to Dorney Park!!!"
Vegeta and Goku's singing reached a cresendo:
"looooove is innnn the aiiiiiiiiiiiir!!!!"
*CrAsH*
Gabriel and Julez had stars in their eyes and were un-fazed as a mirror in the salon broke.
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*bowing* thank-you thank-you. ................Yeah.....
Ahem.
Well, I changed some things around a bit to make the chapter end better- which still isn't too hot but...oh well.
~BaBySmurf~
= }
If any of you have read this before you might noticed I changed my name-- it's just because it makes me feel safer- plus if any of my friends figure out I wrote this... I'd never live it down =)
*~*~*~*~*~* (Scooby-Doo Mystery Music Playing) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~
DISCLAIMER: We do not own ANYTHING in this fic, exept for ourselves{Which is pretty pathetic}, the hot-guy-from-the-mall, and the green-lady,
so Please Don't Sue Us!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music Playing)~*~*~*~*~*~*
At the video store, Piccolo was watching one of Eminem's music videos.
Yeah, just go an' *BEEP*it yeah yeah just *BBBEEEEEPPPPP* it all!
I was *BEEP*in' it all *BEEP* oh yeah *BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* Whoo just go *BE-EP*
Picccolo thought to himself,
"Wow! he sings about the same stuff I think about."
" Who is that guy ?" He asked Julez.
" Who him? Oh that's Eminem. " She answerd
" You mean this guy ? " He pointed to the M&M guy on a M&M package.
" No stupid, this guy. Duh!" She said as she pointed to him in the magazine she was looking at.
Goku and Vegeta were near-by watching a WWF match.
"Ooooohhh! Thats gotta hurt!" Vegeta said as The Rock just whapped Triple H in the head with a folding chair.
" I could take that guy down like Piccolo in happy land." Goku said
" You can say that again." Vegeta said
" I could take that guy ..down....like...heh heh."
" Shut up!" Vegeta said
Piccolo was leafing through a Playboy magazine. Suddenly he opened it all the way open "WOWWEEEE!!!" He said.
Trunks came by and took a peek. "Hey!" He whispered "If you want to get a girl like that you got to act 'casual' '"
"Right." Piccolo said.
They both pulled out a pair of dark sunglasses.
"Lets go get some chicks!" Trunks said
" What!! " interrupted Piccolo " I don't want to date a chicken!! "
*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music Playimg)*~*~*~*~*~*~*
MEANWHILE....
Bulma was dragging Vegeta towards a Victoria's Secret. "Awww, come on honey, I don't wanna go in there," Vegeta said.
"Oh, really... I'll model for you...."
"What are we waiting for?!?!? Let's GO!"
Back in the video store, Gabby had a sudden idea, she grabbed Gohan and Krillan's hands and raced to the nearest beauty salon.
Gabriel set Gohan down on a stool, "O.K hon, First, we gotta change the hair!" She whipped out a bottle of instant hair color- "Let's get crackin'!"
Krillin tries to get a look at Gohan from behind Gabriel, but he couldn't see a thing.
After a few minutes, she steps back and starts to cackle evilly. She actually looked pretty scary with those plastic gloves on and her head thrown back.
Gabriel spun the stool around so Gohan could look at himself in the mirror.
His hair was now firey orange and standing up straight like Vegeta's, only shorter. It actually looked like his head was on fire.
"I dunno..." Gohan stuttered. "I--I just don't think orange is my color..."
"Oh, It's definitely you!" Gabby reassured him. Krillan was in the corner, doubled over in silent laughter.
Gabriel spun around with a make-up bag in her hand. " Oh, ho-ho! Think that's funny do ya??? You're next!"
"N-No! Uh-Uh! You wouldn't ..." Krillan was slowly backing away, but he couldn't escape "AHHH!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music Playing)~*~*~*~*~*~
Bulma was now dragging Vegeta away from Victoria's Secret. "Please honey- Just one more outfit!" Vegeta was wailing.
"How 'bout not!" said Bulma. "Let's go find Goku." she said sternly.
They searched the mall for 15 minutes before they finally found him. He was in an arcade, glued to Resident Evil 2 and-- losing horribly, Chi-Chi was yawning near-by.
He shot at a zombie and missed by a good ten feet, "Take that you...umm" he started to shout.
Vegeta was watching from behind him "Man you suck," he said
"Hmph, and you could do better." retorted Goku. He aimed for another person and hit the wall.
"Um.. Lemme think- Yes."
"Wanna bet?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music Playing)~*~*~*~*~*~
Julia was stuck with the big losers, Trunks and Piccolo. "Well, Let's make the best of things, Come on!" Julez headed into a candle shop.
"What!" complained Piccolo, looking at the incense "You don't pick up girls in a....... WOAH!" Piccolo bent down and started sniffing all the insence, pretty soon, he was feeling a bit woozy.
Trunks was watching Piccolo who had been dancing around with a strange smile on his face for about 10 minutes now. "Well, Piccolo is now officially high." he said.
Julez brought him some more candles to keep him company. Piccolo looked aggravated. He turned around and started yelling at Julez, "I said I wanted Rainforest Breeze, not Sunday Flowers!" Julez dropped the candles looked up a good two feet, grabbed Piccolo's collar, and pulled him down so they were eye-to-eye.
"Oh, poor baby," she said softly " You're not pissed, are you? 'Cuz if you are, you can go shove these candles up your fat...green ass! Now shut up, or you're not getting anything." She let go of his collar and pushed him away.
Trunks was laughing his butt off, ruining his hair once again.
"What th' hell are you laughing at?" Piccolo said gruffy.
Trunks laughed a bit more then said, "Nothin' much, except you just got told by someone 2 feet shorter than you!"
"Let's go," said Julez," And Trunks, don't let Gabriel see your, hair, or she'll probably have a cow!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music Playing)~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chi-Chi and Bulma had finally pulled Vegeta and Goku away from the arcade after they spent a good $25 dollers on games- both losing at every single one. Now they were back at the Beauty salon looking for the little kids. "Hey Gabby, " said Goku, " where's Gohan?"
"Here I am Daddy!"
Chi-Chi screamed "YOU SON-OF-A--! WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM!!!"
"Isn't it great!" Gabriel said smiling.
"Actually, I have to agree with Gabriel, He looks pretty good." said Goku nodding.
Vegeta looked around, "What about Krillan?" he asked.
A young girl with BRIGHT blond hair walked up to Vegeta and stared at him for a good 2 minutes. ".......K-Krillan....?"
The platinum-blonde girl nodded
"HAHAHAHAH! OH-OH-OH!! THAT IS JUST TOO FUNNY!! AHA!! HOHOHO!!!"
Vegeta laughed ((no really?)), tears coming to his eyes "OH! MAN!! WHOOO!!" Vegeta was still laughing, and Krillan just stood there, looking angry. "THAT IS HILARIOUS!" Vegeta started to cough. "DOES ANYONE *cough*cough* HAVE A *wheeze* CAM-*hack*-CAMER-*hack-hack*-CAMERA!*coughcoughcough*" Vegeta was really choking now- he was bent over hacking and wheezing.
"Vegeta? You OK?" Asked Bulma. She thumped him on the back, but he kept coughing. "Oh, God!" sighed Julez. She ran over to Vegeta and whapped him on the back a couple times. When he didn't change, she put her hands around his waist and gave him the Heimlich. He sputtered and a giant blob of loogie flew out of his mouth and landed on Krillan's face.
Vegeta laughed nervously. Julez now laughing her butt off, wiped his face off with a tissue. When Julez had finished wiping him off, Krillan ran towards Vegeta and started punching him in the *ahem* wing-wang.
" OOOOWWWW!!!! It's O.K. I deserved that!! I am OOOOOK!!!" Vegeta said doubled over. Gabby ran over and pulled Krillin away from Vegeta. "Now Now," she said "such little people should not be so violent." she said. Krillin turned around and started punching her stomach. "OOOFF! HELP!! OOUCH OOF!! GET OFFA ME YOU FREAKIN' AWWW!"
Julez ran over to Krillin and pinched those 2 nerves in the back of his neck. he stopped hitting Gabriel and his head tilted back, Julez turned him around.
"Oh maaannn!!!!"Krillin said.
"OK little man, THIS," she punched him in the nose, "is for hitting my sister, And THIS" She punched his left eye "is for hitting my friend's husband, and THIS" she punched his other eye "is ..... for... hmmm... being gay!" Krillin reached for another tissue to wipe his bloody nose off.
Meanwhile, a VERY hot guy who had been passing by, was helping Gabby up, and making sure she was O.K. "Thank-YOU" she said.
"No, problem," he said, "How could I resist saving a beautiful young woman from the clutches of a crazed, 4 year-old, " he said.
Gabriel giggled, "How could I ever thank you?" she said coyly.
"How 'bout dinner for two?" he answered smiling.
In the backround Chi-Chi was coughing silently-- "corny!!! corny!!!"
At the same time, Trunks was talking to Julez, "Man," he said, "you're a pretty tough gal. First you tell off Piccolo, you gave the Heimlich to my ol' man, then you beat up someone half your size, very heroic."
"Oh, Really?" she said blushing, "Why thank-you...I don't know what to say...."
"Say you'll.... join me for dinner?..?"
Vegeta and Goku were singing "Love is In the Air" in the backround for Gabby and Julez.
Bulma and Chi-Chi were practically falling on the ground-- "CORNY!"
Gabriel and Julez both said, "Oh, I'd love to!" at the same time. They both had stars in their eyes and were practically floating.
Gohan sighed, "Can we GO NOW!! You promised to take us to Dorney Park!!!"
Vegeta and Goku's singing reached a cresendo:
"looooove is innnn the aiiiiiiiiiiiir!!!!"
*CrAsH*
Gabriel and Julez had stars in their eyes and were un-fazed as a mirror in the salon broke.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music Playing) *~*~*~*~*~*
*bowing* thank-you thank-you. ................Yeah.....
Ahem.
Well, I changed some things around a bit to make the chapter end better- which still isn't too hot but...oh well.
~BaBySmurf~
= }
If any of you have read this before you might noticed I changed my name-- it's just because it makes me feel safer- plus if any of my friends figure out I wrote this... I'd never live it down =)
