The TempestXtreme Talk Show!
By TempestXtreme
The show opens to show Tempest chasing Goku (from Dragon Ball Z) around with a large hammer.
Tempest: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Come back here, you Saiyan wuss! BWAHAHAHAH!!* swings the hammer downwards and knocks out the Saiyan and breaking the hammer*
Rebecca: *SD's and turns to the audience* Welcome to the TempestXtreme Talk Show! Today, we talk to the villains from various video games and TV shows!
Tempest: BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! *beans a cameraman with a baseball bat* Our first guest, Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
Spike: *runs onto the stage in order to escape an enraged Lashana and her deadly fireballs* Uh, hi,
Lashana: *from backstage* I'LL GET YOU FOR TRYING TO BITE ME YOU STUPID BLOODY VAMPIRE!!
Spike: Suck my---!
Eve: *beans the vampire on the head with a sledgehammer* Watch your language!
Spike: *glares at Eve, then pales when he sees that Rebecca is casually juggling three fireballs* Uh… It's nice to be here…
Tempest: *is currently insane* So Spike! Tell me about your ears!
Spike: O.o My ears?! Why the bloody hell do you want to know about my ears?!
Tempest: Then how about your fangs? ^_^
Spike: O.o
Tempest: * starts to dance around the stage* Spiky's got big teeth! Spiky's got big teeth!
Spike: What bloody hell is wrong with him?! O.o
*Backstage*
Lashana: Telca, what's wrong with Tempest?
Telca: He's male.
Lashana: True, but that doesn't really explain why he's dancing around singing, "Spiky's got big ears," over and over again.
Telca: Did I mention the fact that he's male?
Lashana: *sighs*
*Onstage*
Tempest: *is doing the Tango with Rebecca and grinning like an idiot* ^_^
Rebecca: *is seriously wondering if her husband has finally lost his mind*
Spike: *is doing the stupid thing and hitting on Eve* So, you wanna go out sometime?
Eve: *calmly grabs the vampire and punts him into the wall, rendering him unconscious* No!
*Backstage*
Lashana: That's it! Tempest has finally lost his mind!
Telca: *is busy recording the entire scene on a camcorder* This is getting good! ^_^
*Onstage*
Eve: Uh…due to my father's sudden bout of insanity, I'll be taking over the show…
Males in Audience: WHOO HOO!! YEAH BABY!!!!!!! *they all get Kah-Meha-Meha-ed by a highly annoyed Eve* @_@
Eve: Now, from Final Fantasy 7, the villain, Sephiroth!
Audience: @_@
Sephiroth: *comes on stage and sits down* You will all be my servants! I will become one with the Planet and be a god!
Eve: *raises an eyebrow* Right… LASHANA! TELCA!!
Lashana and Telca: *walk on stage* What?
Eve: I got you a new test subject for your 'experiments' ^_^
Lashana and Telca: *cackle evilly and drag the poor villain away. Moments later he can be heard screaming as he is force-fed a Mazoku brand of chocolate, while at the same time being forced to watch videos of Xellos belly dancing on a constant loop*
Eve: For our final guest, Kuja from Final Fantasy 9!
Kuja: *walks on stage and sits down prettily* Hi!
Eve: Uh, hi. Kuja, can you tell us if it is true that you had a crush on the Eidolon Bahamut?
Kuja: Oh yes! I also had a crush on my brother Zidane, and that ugly elephant lady Queen Brahne turned me on!
Eve: *shudders and pulls a baseball bat out of nowhere* SICKO!! *starts to chase Kuja around the studio, smacking him over the head with the baseball bat until it breaks. Then she Dragon Slaves him for good measure* Well, that's all for tonight folks! Join us next week for another episode of the TempestXtreme Talk Show!
As the screen fades you can see Tempest chasing a bikini-clad Rebecca around the stage, grinning madly.
Tempest: Get back here you foxy lady! *purrs*
