The TempestXtreme Talk Show!

By TempestXtreme

The show opens to show Tempest chasing Goku (from Dragon Ball Z) around with a large hammer.

Tempest: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Come back here, you Saiyan wuss! BWAHAHAHAH!!* swings the hammer downwards and knocks out the Saiyan and breaking the hammer*

Rebecca: *SD's and turns to the audience* Welcome to the TempestXtreme Talk Show! Today, we talk to the villains from various video games and TV shows!

Tempest: BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! *beans a cameraman with a baseball bat* Our first guest, Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

Spike: *runs onto the stage in order to escape an enraged Lashana and her deadly fireballs* Uh, hi,

Lashana: *from backstage* I'LL GET YOU FOR TRYING TO BITE ME YOU STUPID BLOODY VAMPIRE!!

Spike: Suck my---!

Eve: *beans the vampire on the head with a sledgehammer* Watch your language!

Spike: *glares at Eve, then pales when he sees that Rebecca is casually juggling three fireballs* Uh… It's nice to be here…

Tempest: *is currently insane* So Spike! Tell me about your ears!

Spike: O.o My ears?! Why the bloody hell do you want to know about my ears?!

Tempest: Then how about your fangs? ^_^

Spike: O.o

Tempest: * starts to dance around the stage* Spiky's got big teeth! Spiky's got big teeth!

Spike: What bloody hell is wrong with him?! O.o

*Backstage*

Lashana: Telca, what's wrong with Tempest?

Telca: He's male.

Lashana: True, but that doesn't really explain why he's dancing around singing, "Spiky's got big ears," over and over again.

Telca: Did I mention the fact that he's male?

Lashana: *sighs*

*Onstage*

Tempest: *is doing the Tango with Rebecca and grinning like an idiot* ^_^

Rebecca: *is seriously wondering if her husband has finally lost his mind*

Spike: *is doing the stupid thing and hitting on Eve* So, you wanna go out sometime?

Eve: *calmly grabs the vampire and punts him into the wall, rendering him unconscious* No!

*Backstage*

Lashana: That's it! Tempest has finally lost his mind!

Telca: *is busy recording the entire scene on a camcorder* This is getting good! ^_^

*Onstage*

Eve: Uh…due to my father's sudden bout of insanity, I'll be taking over the show…

Males in Audience: WHOO HOO!! YEAH BABY!!!!!!! *they all get Kah-Meha-Meha-ed by a highly annoyed Eve* @_@

Eve: Now, from Final Fantasy 7, the villain, Sephiroth!

Audience: @_@

Sephiroth: *comes on stage and sits down* You will all be my servants! I will become one with the Planet and be a god!

Eve: *raises an eyebrow* Right… LASHANA! TELCA!!

Lashana and Telca: *walk on stage* What?

Eve: I got you a new test subject for your 'experiments' ^_^

Lashana and Telca: *cackle evilly and drag the poor villain away. Moments later he can be heard screaming as he is force-fed a Mazoku brand of chocolate, while at the same time being forced to watch videos of Xellos belly dancing on a constant loop*

Eve: For our final guest, Kuja from Final Fantasy 9!

Kuja: *walks on stage and sits down prettily* Hi!

Eve: Uh, hi. Kuja, can you tell us if it is true that you had a crush on the Eidolon Bahamut?

Kuja: Oh yes! I also had a crush on my brother Zidane, and that ugly elephant lady Queen Brahne turned me on!

Eve: *shudders and pulls a baseball bat out of nowhere* SICKO!! *starts to chase Kuja around the studio, smacking him over the head with the baseball bat until it breaks. Then she Dragon Slaves him for good measure* Well, that's all for tonight folks! Join us next week for another episode of the TempestXtreme Talk Show!

As the screen fades you can see Tempest chasing a bikini-clad Rebecca around the stage, grinning madly.

Tempest: Get back here you foxy lady! *purrs*