The TempestXtreme Talk Show – Episode 6: ^____^

By TempestXtreme

As the show starts, Telca can be seen chasing Wargreymon around with a hot glue gun and a can of silly string.

Telca: GET BACK HERE!!

Wargreymon: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Rebecca: *glances over to Telca* Welcome to another episode of the TempestXtreme Talk Show! Here's your host, Eve!

Guy in Audience: Where's Tempest?

TRIVADIA NATIONAL INSANE ASSYLUM –

Tempest: *can be seen grinning idiotically in a straight jacket* ^___________^

BACK AT THE SHOW –

Eve: Welcome, welcome! Today we're interviewing the Power Puff Girls!

Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: Hi! ^_^

Eve: Welcome to our show! So tell me, how old are you, really?

Blossom: Uh…4…

Eve: And you fly around fighting crime??

Buttercup: Yeah! We fly around and kick butt!

Bubbles: Yeah, because we're the Power Puff Girls!

Telca: *from where she's torturing Wargreymon* YEAH RIGHT! MORE LIKE THE POWDER PUFFY GIRLS!!

Blossom: What did you say?!

Telca: YOU HEARD ME!!

Buttercup: Let's get her!

They fly off to pummel Telca…and seconds later they're tied up, gagged and are being forced to watch Xellos do his striptease with Selphie.

Eve: *shudders* That was evil, Telca.

Telca: Thanks! ^_^

Eve: O.o Right… Well, after the break, we'll be interviewing Rinoa Heartilly from FF8!

COMMERCIAL#1:

Announcer: Are you bored out of your mind? Do you want a little excitement in your life? Then call today and rent out Lashana for a day! Yes, you can -- *gets cut off when he's blasted by a full power 'Terra Destroyer'*

Blackwargreymon: YOU ARE NOT HIRING OUT MY BONDED!!

Lashana: That's right! *fireballs the announcer*

BACK TO OUR SHOW!

Rinoa: *sits down in a chair* Hi! I'm happy to be on your show, Eve!

Rebecca: *under her breath* SURE you are! You just want to try and upstage me.

Eve: It's nice to have you here, Rinoa! So tell me, are you and Squall ever going to get married?

Rinoa: Me? Marry Squall? No!

Eve: Uh…then whom are you going to marry?

Rinoa: *grins and glomps Xellos, who just happened to be stripping nearby* Xelly-poo!

Xellos: ^___________^

Telca: ACCCCCCCCCCK!! *fireballs the both of them at the exact same time as Rebecca does, the resulting explosion sending them both through the roof* That girl needs help…

Rebecca: You want to know what the scary part is?

Telca: What?

Rebecca: Rinoa's a Sorceress like us.

Telca: Oh great, a Sorceress who loves Xellos -_- That's all we need.

Selphie: * runs onstage in a wet t-shirt and a g-string* Where's my Xelly-poo?

Telca, Rebecca and Eve: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Male Audience Members: ^___________________^

Rebecca: Telca, you and I will blast Selphie. Eve, take care of the male audience members.

Eve: Right.

Rebecca and Telca: *send four full-power fireballs at Selphie, sending her through the same hole as Rinoa and Xellos*

Telca: Rebecca?

Rebecca: Yes?

Telca: Your dimension is really bizarre.

Rebecca: I'm not the one who has a fruitcake as a Harem member.

Telca: Point.

Eve: *freezes the entire audience* There! ^_^

Rebecca: When we come back, we'll be interviewing a mystery guest! Stay tuned!

COMMERCIAL#2:

Announcer: *is screaming too loudly at the sight of leather-clad Xellos to say anything*

BACK TO OUR SHOW!!

Eve: Welcome back! Now, we're interviewing a mystery guest!

Mystery Guest: *walks on stage wearing a hooded-cloak with the hood shadowing his face so that you cannot see who it is* Hello there. I am pleased to be here.

Eve: Tell me, what do you do for a living?

Mystery Guest: I host a talk show.

Eve: Really? What's it called?

Mystery Guest: * throws off his hood to reveal…Tempest!* The TempestXtreme Talk Show! A show of insane proportions! ^_^ I'm baaaaaack!

Eve: AAAACK! DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!! *beans her father over the head with a baseball bat, frowning when the baseball bat breaks*

Tempest: ^_^ Well, that's all for today! Tune in next week for another insane episode of the TempestXtreme Talk Show!

Power Puff Girls and Wargreymon: *have all fainted from having to watch a looped video of Xellos strip teasing* @_@