By TempestXtreme
As the show starts, Telca can be seen chasing Wargreymon around with a hot glue gun and a can of silly string.
Telca: GET BACK HERE!!
Wargreymon: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Rebecca: *glances over to Telca* Welcome to another episode of the TempestXtreme Talk Show! Here's your host, Eve!
Guy in Audience: Where's Tempest?
TRIVADIA NATIONAL INSANE ASSYLUM –
Tempest: *can be seen grinning idiotically in a straight jacket* ^___________^
BACK AT THE SHOW –
Eve: Welcome, welcome! Today we're interviewing the Power Puff Girls!
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: Hi! ^_^
Eve: Welcome to our show! So tell me, how old are you, really?
Blossom: Uh…4…
Eve: And you fly around fighting crime??
Buttercup: Yeah! We fly around and kick butt!
Bubbles: Yeah, because we're the Power Puff Girls!
Telca: *from where she's torturing Wargreymon* YEAH RIGHT! MORE LIKE THE POWDER PUFFY GIRLS!!
Blossom: What did you say?!
Telca: YOU HEARD ME!!
Buttercup: Let's get her!
They fly off to pummel Telca…and seconds later they're tied up, gagged and are being forced to watch Xellos do his striptease with Selphie.
Eve: *shudders* That was evil, Telca.
Telca: Thanks! ^_^
Eve: O.o Right… Well, after the break, we'll be interviewing Rinoa Heartilly from FF8!
COMMERCIAL#1:
Announcer: Are you bored out of your mind? Do you want a little excitement in your life? Then call today and rent out Lashana for a day! Yes, you can -- *gets cut off when he's blasted by a full power 'Terra Destroyer'*
Blackwargreymon: YOU ARE NOT HIRING OUT MY BONDED!!
Lashana: That's right! *fireballs the announcer*
BACK TO OUR SHOW!
Rinoa: *sits down in a chair* Hi! I'm happy to be on your show, Eve!
Rebecca: *under her breath* SURE you are! You just want to try and upstage me.
Eve: It's nice to have you here, Rinoa! So tell me, are you and Squall ever going to get married?
Rinoa: Me? Marry Squall? No!
Eve: Uh…then whom are you going to marry?
Rinoa: *grins and glomps Xellos, who just happened to be stripping nearby* Xelly-poo!
Xellos: ^___________^
Telca: ACCCCCCCCCCK!! *fireballs the both of them at the exact same time as Rebecca does, the resulting explosion sending them both through the roof* That girl needs help…
Rebecca: You want to know what the scary part is?
Telca: What?
Rebecca: Rinoa's a Sorceress like us.
Telca: Oh great, a Sorceress who loves Xellos -_- That's all we need.
Selphie: * runs onstage in a wet t-shirt and a g-string* Where's my Xelly-poo?
Telca, Rebecca and Eve: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Male Audience Members: ^___________________^
Rebecca: Telca, you and I will blast Selphie. Eve, take care of the male audience members.
Eve: Right.
Rebecca and Telca: *send four full-power fireballs at Selphie, sending her through the same hole as Rinoa and Xellos*
Telca: Rebecca?
Rebecca: Yes?
Telca: Your dimension is really bizarre.
Rebecca: I'm not the one who has a fruitcake as a Harem member.
Telca: Point.
Eve: *freezes the entire audience* There! ^_^
Rebecca: When we come back, we'll be interviewing a mystery guest! Stay tuned!
COMMERCIAL#2:
Announcer: *is screaming too loudly at the sight of leather-clad Xellos to say anything*
BACK TO OUR SHOW!!
Eve: Welcome back! Now, we're interviewing a mystery guest!
Mystery Guest: *walks on stage wearing a hooded-cloak with the hood shadowing his face so that you cannot see who it is* Hello there. I am pleased to be here.
Eve: Tell me, what do you do for a living?
Mystery Guest: I host a talk show.
Eve: Really? What's it called?
Mystery Guest: * throws off his hood to reveal…Tempest!* The TempestXtreme Talk Show! A show of insane proportions! ^_^ I'm baaaaaack!
Eve: AAAACK! DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!! *beans her father over the head with a baseball bat, frowning when the baseball bat breaks*
Tempest: ^_^ Well, that's all for today! Tune in next week for another insane episode of the TempestXtreme Talk Show!
Power Puff Girls and Wargreymon: *have all fainted from having to watch a looped video of Xellos strip teasing* @_@
