Melly's Useless Fanfic
*Rydia-Melly
*Beatrix-Cassi
*Kuja-Arty
*Blank-Eric
*Rinoa-Rinny
*Squall-Squallah
*Garnet-Granny
*Zidane-Ziddy
*Selphie-
*Ivrine-
*Zell-
*Quistis-Tere
*Aerith-Abbydoo
*Rikku-Shadow
*Shadow -Mic
*Cecil-
*Yuffie-
*Tifa-
Rydia: Er O.o whats that smell?
Kuja: Kinda smells like hotdogs *grabs rydia's ass*
Rydia: *blushes* hrm... I GOT AN IDEA D *Drags kuja into a dorm and lockes the door*
Beatrix: I thought i was gonna sexor not them O.o;
*Noises heard from Rydia's Dorm*
Beatrix: Did she just say BONDAGE? O.O;
Blank: Oh jeez, those tew are at it again?
Rydia: *Comes outta Squalls Dorm with kuja*
Beatrix: WTH!! Whos in your dorm Rydia?
Rydia: HOLY SHIT! O_O;
Im not sure!
Kuja: Well im going to tell you a story about squal... once again.
*More Noises heard from Rydia's Dorm*
"OH ZELL!"
"OH RINOA"
Rydia: OH DEAR GOD! *throws shoe at door*
SHUT UP ALREADY BAKAS!
*Rin and Zell come out and pull up some chairs and sit*
Kuja: Okay this is how it goes...
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Squall: ...Whatever
I cant believe this shit happened to me!
*Kicks Ragnorark and watches it fall to pieces*
SHIT! This is not my goddamn day now is it -.-;
*Chocobo Walks By*
"Wark Wark!"
Squall: Arg not again... whatever
Chocobo: *WARK! Jumps on squall and does uhh to him*
Squall: SHIT! Ow OUCH! ow Hey this aint that bad again heh.. OUCH ..whatever
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Selphie: Squall gets bootched 2 times?
Firsts Rins story now this one?
Ivrine: Im clueless
Garnet: *Smacks forehead* SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN!
Ivrine: hehe dont get your panties tied ina knot.
Garnet: _!!! *Tackes Ivrine and beats the shit outta him*
Kuja: Dammit you guys!
Rydia: Let him get on with the goddamn story!
...
*everyone ignores her*
Rinoa: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
*Every one shuts up*
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Quistis: *Sees squall being bootched by a chocobo* Oh my! Might as well help
him eh?
*Walks over*
Squall: Ow OUCH!...
What do you want? OW!!!! .. whate OI!
Quistis:Well i came over here to help you now
your being rude! Sheesh
*whips chocobo off*
Squall: Thanks...
Quistis: NP ^.^
Squall: You know.. That chocobo kinda got me uh... hard hehehehe...
Quistis: Oh really? *takes off shirt*
*Unzips squalls pants* uhh er...
this is umm very small if you kno what i mean. Nothing to like
Kuja;s
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Rydia: WHAT!!!???
Kuja: Well erm.. She tied me down and raped me i swear!
Rydia: *teary eyed* Honest?
Kuja: Honest *huggles rydia* I wuff you
Zidane: AHEM!
Kuja: Oh yeah the story ^^;
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Squall: Im cold thats all
Quistis: Sure.. *puts shirt back on and leaves squall out in the middle of nowhere*
Squall: Damnit! *looks around* Here chocobo!
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Aerith: Is that it?
Kuja: Pretty much but its not done yet. Dont worry.
Rydia: I wanna *looks around and wispers in kuja's ear*
Kuja: OH @_@ i see..
EVERYONE TAKE A BREAK *runs into room with rydia*
Rinoa: Come Zell, i wanna goto the cafeteria.. anyone want anything?
Shadow: ... *throws 1.50 in gil* gimme a Orange Crush..
Rikku: ME TOO PLEASE ^.^
Cecil: Oo sessy Rikku
Rikku: U hittin on me boi!?
Cecil: Maybe i am..
Rikku: Oh really do tell mor..
*Quistis walks in and everyone shuts up*
Quistis: ... what? whats going on here?
Rinoa: Er *takes Zell and goes to get pop*
Quistis: ... i heard all of you guys talking so talk!
Aerith: Umm...
Tifa: Didja see how small *cough* Squalls *ahem* was?
Quistis: Yuh it was pretty lame. he said he was cold. .
Aerith: Oh really i bet he was lying ^.^
Quistis: he was. we had sex that night and that was the lamest ive ever had!
*Tifa and Aerith both look at each other*
Tifa: Care to go for a walk aerith?
Aerith: Sure thing hun ;p
*walking through balamb garden*
Tifa: Why did you call me hun?
Aerith: Oh *blush* why would you think i did?
Tifa: Er.. I dunno *stops and looks into aeriths eyes*
You have very pretty eyes.. aerith
Aerith: You do too.. tifa
*they continue walking.. only this time holding hands*
*Kuja and Rydia come outta the room and get back to the story*
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-- To be continued--
*Rydia-Melly
*Beatrix-Cassi
*Kuja-Arty
*Blank-Eric
*Rinoa-Rinny
*Squall-Squallah
*Garnet-Granny
*Zidane-Ziddy
*Selphie-
*Ivrine-
*Zell-
*Quistis-Tere
*Aerith-Abbydoo
*Rikku-Shadow
*Shadow -Mic
*Cecil-
*Yuffie-
*Tifa-
Rydia: Er O.o whats that smell?
Kuja: Kinda smells like hotdogs *grabs rydia's ass*
Rydia: *blushes* hrm... I GOT AN IDEA D *Drags kuja into a dorm and lockes the door*
Beatrix: I thought i was gonna sexor not them O.o;
*Noises heard from Rydia's Dorm*
Beatrix: Did she just say BONDAGE? O.O;
Blank: Oh jeez, those tew are at it again?
Rydia: *Comes outta Squalls Dorm with kuja*
Beatrix: WTH!! Whos in your dorm Rydia?
Rydia: HOLY SHIT! O_O;
Im not sure!
Kuja: Well im going to tell you a story about squal... once again.
*More Noises heard from Rydia's Dorm*
"OH ZELL!"
"OH RINOA"
Rydia: OH DEAR GOD! *throws shoe at door*
SHUT UP ALREADY BAKAS!
*Rin and Zell come out and pull up some chairs and sit*
Kuja: Okay this is how it goes...
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Squall: ...Whatever
I cant believe this shit happened to me!
*Kicks Ragnorark and watches it fall to pieces*
SHIT! This is not my goddamn day now is it -.-;
*Chocobo Walks By*
"Wark Wark!"
Squall: Arg not again... whatever
Chocobo: *WARK! Jumps on squall and does uhh to him*
Squall: SHIT! Ow OUCH! ow Hey this aint that bad again heh.. OUCH ..whatever
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Selphie: Squall gets bootched 2 times?
Firsts Rins story now this one?
Ivrine: Im clueless
Garnet: *Smacks forehead* SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN!
Ivrine: hehe dont get your panties tied ina knot.
Garnet: _!!! *Tackes Ivrine and beats the shit outta him*
Kuja: Dammit you guys!
Rydia: Let him get on with the goddamn story!
...
*everyone ignores her*
Rinoa: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
*Every one shuts up*
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Quistis: *Sees squall being bootched by a chocobo* Oh my! Might as well help
him eh?
*Walks over*
Squall: Ow OUCH!...
What do you want? OW!!!! .. whate OI!
Quistis:Well i came over here to help you now
your being rude! Sheesh
*whips chocobo off*
Squall: Thanks...
Quistis: NP ^.^
Squall: You know.. That chocobo kinda got me uh... hard hehehehe...
Quistis: Oh really? *takes off shirt*
*Unzips squalls pants* uhh er...
this is umm very small if you kno what i mean. Nothing to like
Kuja;s
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Rydia: WHAT!!!???
Kuja: Well erm.. She tied me down and raped me i swear!
Rydia: *teary eyed* Honest?
Kuja: Honest *huggles rydia* I wuff you
Zidane: AHEM!
Kuja: Oh yeah the story ^^;
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Squall: Im cold thats all
Quistis: Sure.. *puts shirt back on and leaves squall out in the middle of nowhere*
Squall: Damnit! *looks around* Here chocobo!
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Aerith: Is that it?
Kuja: Pretty much but its not done yet. Dont worry.
Rydia: I wanna *looks around and wispers in kuja's ear*
Kuja: OH @_@ i see..
EVERYONE TAKE A BREAK *runs into room with rydia*
Rinoa: Come Zell, i wanna goto the cafeteria.. anyone want anything?
Shadow: ... *throws 1.50 in gil* gimme a Orange Crush..
Rikku: ME TOO PLEASE ^.^
Cecil: Oo sessy Rikku
Rikku: U hittin on me boi!?
Cecil: Maybe i am..
Rikku: Oh really do tell mor..
*Quistis walks in and everyone shuts up*
Quistis: ... what? whats going on here?
Rinoa: Er *takes Zell and goes to get pop*
Quistis: ... i heard all of you guys talking so talk!
Aerith: Umm...
Tifa: Didja see how small *cough* Squalls *ahem* was?
Quistis: Yuh it was pretty lame. he said he was cold. .
Aerith: Oh really i bet he was lying ^.^
Quistis: he was. we had sex that night and that was the lamest ive ever had!
*Tifa and Aerith both look at each other*
Tifa: Care to go for a walk aerith?
Aerith: Sure thing hun ;p
*walking through balamb garden*
Tifa: Why did you call me hun?
Aerith: Oh *blush* why would you think i did?
Tifa: Er.. I dunno *stops and looks into aeriths eyes*
You have very pretty eyes.. aerith
Aerith: You do too.. tifa
*they continue walking.. only this time holding hands*
*Kuja and Rydia come outta the room and get back to the story*
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-- To be continued--
