Melly's Useless Fanfic

*Rydia-Melly

*Beatrix-Cassi

*Kuja-Arty

*Blank-Eric

*Rinoa-Rinny

*Squall-Squallah

*Garnet-Granny

*Zidane-Ziddy

*Selphie-

*Ivrine-

*Zell-

*Quistis-Tere

*Aerith-Abbydoo

*Rikku-Shadow

*Shadow -Mic

*Cecil-

*Yuffie-

*Tifa-



Rydia: Er O.o whats that smell?

Kuja: Kinda smells like hotdogs *grabs rydia's ass*

Rydia: *blushes* hrm... I GOT AN IDEA D *Drags kuja into a dorm and lockes the door*

Beatrix: I thought i was gonna sexor not them O.o;

*Noises heard from Rydia's Dorm*

Beatrix: Did she just say BONDAGE? O.O;

Blank: Oh jeez, those tew are at it again?

Rydia: *Comes outta Squalls Dorm with kuja*

Beatrix: WTH!! Whos in your dorm Rydia?

Rydia: HOLY SHIT! O_O;

Im not sure!

Kuja: Well im going to tell you a story about squal... once again.

*More Noises heard from Rydia's Dorm*

"OH ZELL!"

"OH RINOA"

Rydia: OH DEAR GOD! *throws shoe at door*

SHUT UP ALREADY BAKAS!

*Rin and Zell come out and pull up some chairs and sit*

Kuja: Okay this is how it goes...

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Squall: ...Whatever

I cant believe this shit happened to me!

*Kicks Ragnorark and watches it fall to pieces*

SHIT! This is not my goddamn day now is it -.-;

*Chocobo Walks By*

"Wark Wark!"

Squall: Arg not again... whatever

Chocobo: *WARK! Jumps on squall and does uhh to him*

Squall: SHIT! Ow OUCH! ow Hey this aint that bad again heh.. OUCH ..whatever

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Selphie: Squall gets bootched 2 times?

Firsts Rins story now this one?

Ivrine: Im clueless

Garnet: *Smacks forehead* SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN!

Ivrine: hehe dont get your panties tied ina knot.

Garnet: _!!! *Tackes Ivrine and beats the shit outta him*

Kuja: Dammit you guys!

Rydia: Let him get on with the goddamn story!

...

*everyone ignores her*

Rinoa: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

*Every one shuts up*

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Quistis: *Sees squall being bootched by a chocobo* Oh my! Might as well help

him eh?

*Walks over*

Squall: Ow OUCH!...

What do you want? OW!!!! .. whate OI!

Quistis:Well i came over here to help you now

your being rude! Sheesh

*whips chocobo off*

Squall: Thanks...

Quistis: NP ^.^

Squall: You know.. That chocobo kinda got me uh... hard hehehehe...

Quistis: Oh really? *takes off shirt*

*Unzips squalls pants* uhh er...

this is umm very small if you kno what i mean. Nothing to like

Kuja;s

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Rydia: WHAT!!!???

Kuja: Well erm.. She tied me down and raped me i swear!

Rydia: *teary eyed* Honest?

Kuja: Honest *huggles rydia* I wuff you

Zidane: AHEM!

Kuja: Oh yeah the story ^^;

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Squall: Im cold thats all

Quistis: Sure.. *puts shirt back on and leaves squall out in the middle of nowhere*

Squall: Damnit! *looks around* Here chocobo!

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Aerith: Is that it?

Kuja: Pretty much but its not done yet. Dont worry.

Rydia: I wanna *looks around and wispers in kuja's ear*

Kuja: OH @_@ i see..

EVERYONE TAKE A BREAK *runs into room with rydia*

Rinoa: Come Zell, i wanna goto the cafeteria.. anyone want anything?

Shadow: ... *throws 1.50 in gil* gimme a Orange Crush..

Rikku: ME TOO PLEASE ^.^

Cecil: Oo sessy Rikku

Rikku: U hittin on me boi!?

Cecil: Maybe i am..

Rikku: Oh really do tell mor..

*Quistis walks in and everyone shuts up*

Quistis: ... what? whats going on here?

Rinoa: Er *takes Zell and goes to get pop*

Quistis: ... i heard all of you guys talking so talk!

Aerith: Umm...

Tifa: Didja see how small *cough* Squalls *ahem* was?

Quistis: Yuh it was pretty lame. he said he was cold. .

Aerith: Oh really i bet he was lying ^.^

Quistis: he was. we had sex that night and that was the lamest ive ever had!

*Tifa and Aerith both look at each other*

Tifa: Care to go for a walk aerith?

Aerith: Sure thing hun ;p

*walking through balamb garden*

Tifa: Why did you call me hun?

Aerith: Oh *blush* why would you think i did?

Tifa: Er.. I dunno *stops and looks into aeriths eyes*

You have very pretty eyes.. aerith

Aerith: You do too.. tifa

*they continue walking.. only this time holding hands*

*Kuja and Rydia come outta the room and get back to the story*

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-- To be continued--