One Fart

One fart can make a difference
One choice can change it all
Should we, have Indian curries?
Or just the safe plate of meatballs?

Would you eat the plain boiled rice
If you knew that it was right?
When the fart's right there, you can feel inside
Will you let it out? And will you scream and shout?

Chorus:
Cause there's a power inside you
And there's a trip that should be done
Go to the bathroom, before it comes out
The way it always has before
That's what loos are there for
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

One day, you'll hear another's
So loud, your ears will bleed
You'll see, that you're just disgusting
You did, a yucky deed

And you'll eat that plain boiled rice
Just because you know it's right
And you'll say you're sorry and leave the room
You can't stay and smile
Farting the whole darn while

There's a power inside you (inside you)
There's a trip that should be done (be done, be done)
Use the bathroom, before it comes out
The way it always has before
That's what loos are there for

That's what loos are there for
Yeah
We'll go outside
'Cos your farts they grace
Every star in space
There's a power inside you (can you feel the power,
can you feel it, feel it)
There's a trip that should be done (Trip that should be done)
Use the bathroom, before it comes out
The way it always has before
That's what loos are there for