ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK
by Lady Firemyst a.k.a. the holy psychic invincable sword goddess ^_^
Author: Hiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee minna-chan! I'm back and scaryer than ever! The Dr. Pepper is kicking in! Caffene, a good thing!
Heero: No, it makes you hyper.
Author: SO!
Duo: When you're hyper you do weird things to us!
Heero: *raises an eyebrow*
Author: No, Heero! Get your mind out of the gutter! ANYWAY!...Disclamer. I don't own the G-Wing characters...
Duo: Thank God.
Author: You be quiet! HOWEVER!...I'm going to borrow them and have complete control over them for the duration of this fic.
Duo: *gulps*
Heero: *pales*
Author: *smirks* To continue, I also don't own the song "One Night in Bangkok." I don't remember who it's by, but it ain't mine.
NOW...let the fic begin!
Song lyrics look like this
*My commentary looks like this.*
Bangkok! Orientle setting
*Heero walks out of an airport with a BIG sign on it that says "Bangkok." He's dressed like a chess geek in plaid pants, a white shirt, and wearing coke-bottle glasses. He is carrying a suitcase. *
And the city don't know what the city is getting
*He pulls out a gun and scares passers by*
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but Yule Brenner
*The king of Siam himself walks by Heero*
Time flies! Dosen't seem a minute
*Heero looks at his watch, a gear pops out, signaling that it is broken*
Since the Tirolen Spa had the chess boys in it
*Our hero walks by a building with a BIG sign saying "Tirolean Spa." Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei walk out also dressed like chess geeks.*
All change! Don't you know that when you
*Heero glares at the author, she takes out her katana, he goes back to the fic.*
Play at his level there's no ordinary venue
It's Iceland-or the Philippines-or Hastings-or-or this place
*Heero is transported to Iceland, then the Philippines, then Hastings, then back. He glares at the author again, then backs away from the wrath of her katana*
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
*Heero chokes as the author makes him eat an oyster*
The Bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
*He starts caughing and spit's out a pearl*
You'll find a God in every golden cloister
*Heero walks into a golden temple*
And if your lucky then the God's a she
*Duo appears with flowers in his braid and wearing a long, pink dress (author snickers)*
I feel an angel sliding up to me
*Duo walks up to heero. Heero sweatdropps.* *Blackout*
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces brother
*Heero appears, stareing intently at some chess pieces shaped like the Gundums*
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city
*Heero has a chess board held up to his face like a book.*
Waddya mean? You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town you've-
*Heero once again trys to give the author his patanted death glare, and once again shrinks away from her katana*
Tea, girls, warm, sweet
*Relena comes in and glomps Heero*
Some are set up in the Somerset Mangham Suite
*Heero breaks free and runs into a building with a BIG sign that says "Sommerset Mangham"*
Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
*He sneaks out the back door and runs from Relena the stalker*
Whose every move is among the purest
*Heero calms down once safely away from Relena. He curses at the author, but she cuts a nearby fruitstand in half with her katana and he shuts up.*
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
*The author sidekicks Heero in the chest, he falls backwards. He gets up and she highkicks him in the same place (above his waist) back to the ground*
One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble
*Heero brushes the dust off himself and stands up*
Not much between dispair and ecasty
*Heero spots Relena again and runs into an alley*
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
*He trips and falls into the dust again*
Can't be to careful with your company
*He leavs the alley and heads back out into the street*
I can feel the devil walking next to me
*Unknowingly, Heero walks by the author, who is sharpening her katana* *Blackout*
Siam's gonna be the witness
*Wing Zero appears*
To the ultimat test of ceribral fitness
*Heero starts mumbling that he's the only one mentaly strong enough forr the zero system. HEERO ON ZERO, BABY!*
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or a reclining Buddha
*Heero in Wing Zero narrowly misses crishing a statue of Buddha*
But thank god I'm only watching the game
*Author smirks "Enough of that"*
Controling it
*Author sharpens katana* *Blackout*
I don't see you guys rating
*Heero appears in the street*
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
*Duo appears, still in the dress*
I'de let you watch, I would Invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
*A delicate tiara materializes on Duo's head*
So you'de better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors
*Heero appears in a bar, Duo in a temple, and the other three G-boys in front of a massage parlor (conviently where some otakus were hanging out. Firestar, Shadow, Fishy, Dancy, they're all yours...FOR NOW!)*
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
*Author makes Heero eat another oyster*
The bars are temples but the pears ain't free
*He starts choking and hacks up another pearl*
You'll find a God in every golden cloister
*Heero walks into another golden temple*
A little flesh, a little history
*Yep, you guessed it! Duo, still in the pink dress.*
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
*Duo coyly walks twords Heero*
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
*Heero trips over the author's foot*
Not much between dispare and extacy
*Heero's vision is fuzzy, and he mistakes Duo for Relina*
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
*Heero stands up, only to fall again*
Can't be to careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
*Author sits quietly watching the amusing scene, sharpening her katana again*
Author: It's DONE! YAY!
Duo: Yay! I don't have to wear a dress anymore!
Heero: Don't you ever do that to us again!
Author: Shut up you! *points her oh-so-sharp-by-now-katana at the boys* I just might be forced to write a sequel! Ya know, maybe I should save the others from those otakus.....nah!
