Disclaimer: I dun own anyone in this fic. but i own you *points at mirror which shows memi*
Memi:u ARE me. baka.
Disclaimer: Oh ya.
Memi: *sad sigh* *shoes the disclaimer away*
Disclaimer: how can u shoe me away when i ish you?
Memi: cause i said so now go....
Disclaimer: *somehow disappears*
Heero:*still lying on the floor with his eyes lowered*
Memi: *blank stare*
Duo: *tugs memi's shirt*
Memi: Yes duo-kun?
Duo: *points to heero*We must get Heero to talk.
Memi: sadly we do.
Wufei: u sure sadly describes it?
Memi: No.
Wufei: then why did you use sadly?
Memi: because sadly describes it.
Wufei: *shrieks* Gah?? DUN CONFUZZLE ME! *bangs head against table repeatedly*
Memi: *sweat drop* relax wufei. I was just kidding. your don't have to go INSANE!
Wufei: *shows fist* but i dun like it when you do that!!!!
Duo: *puts wufei's fist down* okay can we get him to talk now??
Wufei: No.
Memi: *b0nks wufei* Yes. Yes we can.
Duo: but how??
Memi: *cackles insanely* I got an idea! *snickers*
Duo and Wufei: O.o
Memi: *cackles insanely some more* I WILL BE BACK!!!!! MWAUHAHH!
*door bell rings*
Duo and Wufei: Uh oh.
Memi: *runs back and jumps on heero* door u baka. answer it.
Heero: *glares*
Memi: fine i'll get relena. *gets up and prances to the telephone*
Heero: Your lying.
Memi: *shakes head* Hell no. *snickers* *begins to dial relena's phone number*
Heero: *hops up and runs to the door*
Memi: *snickers*
Duo: it's ur plan isn't it?
Memi: what is?
Wufei: the door.
Memi: *nods and cackles insanely*
Duo: Who's at the door?
Memi: you'll find out in *looks at watch* 3...2...1...
Relena: HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! *hours later* HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO- KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN!
HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! *runs where the others are* (i dare ya to scream that out loud for about 10 times and see the reaction you get from people...but it won't be fun if no one is around)
Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Duo: YOUR PLAN WAS RELENA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Wufei: EVILNESS!
Memi: dun u mean injustice?
Wufei: Evilness just worked.
Memi: Ah i see. *long pause* Yes it was duo-kun *pats duo*
Heero: *reaches into his pants and pulls out gun* *points it at Relena* Omae wo korosu. Mission : Kill Relena.
Memi: See.*points to heero* It worked. he talked. *smiles*
Duo: the first time heero talks he says "Omae wo korosu". How nice, no?
Memi: what do u expect him to say? "hey it's relena! My friend!" *throws relena out*
Duo: hmmm you got a point, but it would of been better for something else....
Heero: *stomps towards memi* *growls*
Duo: is he some sort of dog?
Wufei: *nods stupidly*
Memi: AHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Wufei: *roll eyes* it wasn't that funny baka....
Memi: *stops* *silence you* *Glares* *continues to laugh*
Heero: *points gun at memi*
Memi: *stops*O.O
Heero: New mission. Kill fanfic writer.
Memi: *starts to laugh again*
Duo: *whispers to wufei*What's so funny?
Wufei: *whispers to duo* beats me.
Memi: *stops and glares at Heero* Are you baka?
Heero: If to be baka i gotta shoot you then ima baka.
Memi: *laughs* You are baka! *pop sound heard* *a lil wand appears*
Heero: What's this? A weapon? A stick? *laughs*
Memi: *glares* *whacks heero with stick*
Heero: Hey!!! What'd i do? *rubs forehead*
Memi: This tis muh fanfic wand *gives it to duo*
Duo: *fashions off wand*
Memi: I can make u do what i want whenever i want.
Heero: *gets ready to shoot*
Memi: *gets wand back and whacks heero*
Duo: *whispers to wufei* some wand....
Wufei:*whispers to duo* ya i'll say...
Memi: *glares at duo and wufei* *points wand at them*
Duo and Wufei: EEP! *hides under table*
Memi: wimps...
Heero: That ain't a wand. U just smack people with it.
Memi: Your point?
Heero:...
Memi: u expect me to have magical powers? *laughs* are you kidding me???!?!!!
Heero: u mean u don't?
Memi: yeah. I do. watch this!
Heero: *magically ends up in a room full of relena clones* EEK! CLONES!
Memi:*snickers* *writes down "clones" on a piece of paper*
Duo: *peaks over memi's shoulder* Why'd u write clones?
Memi: Fanfic idea.
Duo: NOOOO!!!!
Memi: *pats duo* dun worry muh dear. If u get scared i can give u some ice cream! or pocky!
Wufei: hey....wheres the blonde brat and the dude with the hair...oh what's their names...you know...those guys....those one that gives you yaoi dreams.....*snaps fingers repeatedly trying to remember*
Memi:Quatre and trowa.......?
Wufei: Yes them!
Duo: oh they're in the bedroom. dun go in there or u'll be scorn for life.
Memi: *nods* *zaps heero back*
Heero: *magically ends up back with the others* Death. to. clones.
to be continued.
Yamato: *runs to spotlight* *puts arm on takeru's shoulder* hey buddddddd- ay.
takeru: *raises eyebrow* Whatta want?
Yamato: What do i want? Can't i say buddy without wanting something?
Takeru: No.
Yamato: Fine. Your no fun. I'll give u 50 bucks to do this and the next to be continued thing.
Takeru: And...
Yamato: i'll make hikari go on a date with you.
Takeru: Deal! *shakes yamato's head* *smiles*
Yamato: *snickers* *runs outta here*
Takeru: Next time on 'Insanity is what i bring' umm......stuff happens.....i dunno...anyhoo....*pause* I GOT A DATE WITH HIKARRRRIIIIIIIIIII *skips off smiling*
Memi:u ARE me. baka.
Disclaimer: Oh ya.
Memi: *sad sigh* *shoes the disclaimer away*
Disclaimer: how can u shoe me away when i ish you?
Memi: cause i said so now go....
Disclaimer: *somehow disappears*
Heero:*still lying on the floor with his eyes lowered*
Memi: *blank stare*
Duo: *tugs memi's shirt*
Memi: Yes duo-kun?
Duo: *points to heero*We must get Heero to talk.
Memi: sadly we do.
Wufei: u sure sadly describes it?
Memi: No.
Wufei: then why did you use sadly?
Memi: because sadly describes it.
Wufei: *shrieks* Gah?? DUN CONFUZZLE ME! *bangs head against table repeatedly*
Memi: *sweat drop* relax wufei. I was just kidding. your don't have to go INSANE!
Wufei: *shows fist* but i dun like it when you do that!!!!
Duo: *puts wufei's fist down* okay can we get him to talk now??
Wufei: No.
Memi: *b0nks wufei* Yes. Yes we can.
Duo: but how??
Memi: *cackles insanely* I got an idea! *snickers*
Duo and Wufei: O.o
Memi: *cackles insanely some more* I WILL BE BACK!!!!! MWAUHAHH!
*door bell rings*
Duo and Wufei: Uh oh.
Memi: *runs back and jumps on heero* door u baka. answer it.
Heero: *glares*
Memi: fine i'll get relena. *gets up and prances to the telephone*
Heero: Your lying.
Memi: *shakes head* Hell no. *snickers* *begins to dial relena's phone number*
Heero: *hops up and runs to the door*
Memi: *snickers*
Duo: it's ur plan isn't it?
Memi: what is?
Wufei: the door.
Memi: *nods and cackles insanely*
Duo: Who's at the door?
Memi: you'll find out in *looks at watch* 3...2...1...
Relena: HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! *hours later* HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO- KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN!
HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! HEERO-KUN! *runs where the others are* (i dare ya to scream that out loud for about 10 times and see the reaction you get from people...but it won't be fun if no one is around)
Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Duo: YOUR PLAN WAS RELENA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Wufei: EVILNESS!
Memi: dun u mean injustice?
Wufei: Evilness just worked.
Memi: Ah i see. *long pause* Yes it was duo-kun *pats duo*
Heero: *reaches into his pants and pulls out gun* *points it at Relena* Omae wo korosu. Mission : Kill Relena.
Memi: See.*points to heero* It worked. he talked. *smiles*
Duo: the first time heero talks he says "Omae wo korosu". How nice, no?
Memi: what do u expect him to say? "hey it's relena! My friend!" *throws relena out*
Duo: hmmm you got a point, but it would of been better for something else....
Heero: *stomps towards memi* *growls*
Duo: is he some sort of dog?
Wufei: *nods stupidly*
Memi: AHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Wufei: *roll eyes* it wasn't that funny baka....
Memi: *stops* *silence you* *Glares* *continues to laugh*
Heero: *points gun at memi*
Memi: *stops*O.O
Heero: New mission. Kill fanfic writer.
Memi: *starts to laugh again*
Duo: *whispers to wufei*What's so funny?
Wufei: *whispers to duo* beats me.
Memi: *stops and glares at Heero* Are you baka?
Heero: If to be baka i gotta shoot you then ima baka.
Memi: *laughs* You are baka! *pop sound heard* *a lil wand appears*
Heero: What's this? A weapon? A stick? *laughs*
Memi: *glares* *whacks heero with stick*
Heero: Hey!!! What'd i do? *rubs forehead*
Memi: This tis muh fanfic wand *gives it to duo*
Duo: *fashions off wand*
Memi: I can make u do what i want whenever i want.
Heero: *gets ready to shoot*
Memi: *gets wand back and whacks heero*
Duo: *whispers to wufei* some wand....
Wufei:*whispers to duo* ya i'll say...
Memi: *glares at duo and wufei* *points wand at them*
Duo and Wufei: EEP! *hides under table*
Memi: wimps...
Heero: That ain't a wand. U just smack people with it.
Memi: Your point?
Heero:...
Memi: u expect me to have magical powers? *laughs* are you kidding me???!?!!!
Heero: u mean u don't?
Memi: yeah. I do. watch this!
Heero: *magically ends up in a room full of relena clones* EEK! CLONES!
Memi:*snickers* *writes down "clones" on a piece of paper*
Duo: *peaks over memi's shoulder* Why'd u write clones?
Memi: Fanfic idea.
Duo: NOOOO!!!!
Memi: *pats duo* dun worry muh dear. If u get scared i can give u some ice cream! or pocky!
Wufei: hey....wheres the blonde brat and the dude with the hair...oh what's their names...you know...those guys....those one that gives you yaoi dreams.....*snaps fingers repeatedly trying to remember*
Memi:Quatre and trowa.......?
Wufei: Yes them!
Duo: oh they're in the bedroom. dun go in there or u'll be scorn for life.
Memi: *nods* *zaps heero back*
Heero: *magically ends up back with the others* Death. to. clones.
to be continued.
Yamato: *runs to spotlight* *puts arm on takeru's shoulder* hey buddddddd- ay.
takeru: *raises eyebrow* Whatta want?
Yamato: What do i want? Can't i say buddy without wanting something?
Takeru: No.
Yamato: Fine. Your no fun. I'll give u 50 bucks to do this and the next to be continued thing.
Takeru: And...
Yamato: i'll make hikari go on a date with you.
Takeru: Deal! *shakes yamato's head* *smiles*
Yamato: *snickers* *runs outta here*
Takeru: Next time on 'Insanity is what i bring' umm......stuff happens.....i dunno...anyhoo....*pause* I GOT A DATE WITH HIKARRRRIIIIIIIIIII *skips off smiling*
