A/N: Sugar High! Yamcha bashing at it's best for Christmas! Oh well just read it and you'll see what I mean! Special thanks to pyro freak and megami_juhachigou (who called it "Funny as Fuck!) for making me post this! I didn't think it was good since I wrote it in about 20 minutes!
Woman's Underwear
A song by Yamcha to annoy Vegeta and give humor to countless others
Sing to the tune of Winter Wonderland
Lacy things, your wife is missin,
Didn't ask for, her permission,
I'm wearing her clothes,
Her silk panty hose,
Walkin around in women's underwear!
In the capsule, there's a thong,
On a girl, it's just wrong,
It holds me so tight,
Just like Marron last night,
Walkin around in women's underwear!
In the Z-gang there's a guy named Choazu,
He pretends, that I am Oolong in a gown,
He'll say "Let's go stripping tonight," and I'll say "whoa man!"
"Let's wait until my boyfriend Chibi Usa's outta town!
Later on, if you think,
We can dress, like N*sync!
Get into your air car,
Come down to the gay bar, and go
Walkin around in women's underwear!
Sparkly things, we wearing,
Condoms, we be carryin,
We're swinging tonight,
Yall be there right? Cause we'll be
Walkin around in women's underwear!
Walkin around in women's underwear!
Walkin around in women's underwear!
This song was based on Walkin around in Women's Underwear by Bob Rivers from the album Twisted Chistmas. Both of which I don't own. I wrote this to bash Yamcha not gay people so please don't be offended. I have many friends who are gay. Swinging if you don't know…is swapping sexual partners…then again you should be at least 13 to be reading this! So wadaya think? R/R please!
