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HARRY POTTER AND THE HOLY GRAIL

They have just left Hogwarts and yet Harry kept wondering what the Holy Grail was. He had heard about it before in stories that were told to him when he was younger but still, it made no sense that Hermione, Ron, and him were searching out for it.

"Stop talking already." Hermione said to Harry because he was thinking aloud.

Harry replied meekly with "Sorry". Ron just looked at them like they were both crazy.

They continued on with their journey till they reached a cave at the base of a mountain. Being that they were very curious, they started to go into the entrance of the cave.

"I wonder if the Holy Grail is inside" pondered Harry.

Just at that moment three men dressed in red garb jumped out of the cave.

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" cried one of them.

This startled the three young adventurers. And as quickly as they appeared, the three men dressed in red garb ran off.

"What was that?" said a shook-up Ron.

"I am not sure." replied Harry.

Hermione raised her brow and responded with "Interesting, interesting indeed."

Whatever that incident was, it had awoken an angry mountain troll that lived in the cave. It roared loudly and started to chase the children. After running a few paces, Harry stopped and turned towards the troll. He courageously tried to pull out his wand put instead came out a bouquet of flowers. He gave a frightened look when he realized that he was in trouble and that the flowers weren't going to help him in this situation.

"Run, Harry!" screamed Hermione.

At that moment, the troll squashed Harry, killing him instantly...

Thus ending that stupid book series...

...Nobody expected that.