A/N: Another sugar high Christmas song! This time Freezer is back and he's after some "Monkeys!"
Freezer is Coming to Town!
To be sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to town!
Oh, ya better not cry
Don't make a sound,
I don't care if you're nice,
Time to hide underground
Cause I am coming to town!
Checking my scouter,
It's so freaking exciting,
Gonna find out where you
Monkeys are hiding,
Cause I am coming to town!
I know with whom you're sleeping,
I know they make you pay!
You better give me all your presents,
Or I'll blast you all away!
Oh, you better believe,
I'm really not dead!
I don't want you presents,
All I want is your head,
Cause I am coming to town!
I don't want cookies,
Bulma made them; they're crud,
I like chocolate milk but
I really want your blood!
Cause I am coming to town!
(Insert sounds of blasting and screaming)
I don't trust anybody,
I killed the stupid reindeer,
Dancer was a good lay,
But that Rudolph was a queer!
Oh ya better not cry
Don't make a sound,
I don't care if you're nice,
Time to hide underground
Cause I am coming to town!
Whew! That was…..disturbing…. This was based on the song Santa Claus is Wielding a Gun. Dunno who wrote it though. Lol! R/R people!
