Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other show I use. Sorry.
P.S. The pink thing with Relena is due to all the pink things she has.( car, clothes.get the point) Also it is a small nod to all the anti-Relena fics out there.(right now she not bothering me.) The Gundam boys are out of character but not far from what most writers put them in. I just push it a little bit farer than most. The zwitter stuff is from my other fic with the same name. This is a stupid story. Really. And the heavy use of frell is just to avoid typing(expanding your view of the world) cuss words. Think of it as a learning experience. I hope to finish this pointless in two chapters. Thanks for the reviews!!!! On with the story!!!
Kissing Under the Mistletoe part 4
While Herro was reacting violating after see who Duo was lusting after, Trowa and his sister Kathy came to the party.
" Trowa"
" Yes, Kathy."
" Is that." Kathy pointed towards the punch table where Relena was goggling over the cute guys Quatre invited.
" Who are you pointing at?" Trowa was a bit confused.
" Is that.. A DIMOND CUSTED PUNCH BOWL FULL OF..." Kathy screamed as she run towards the punch table like a rabid fan boy over the new girle comic book.
"KATHY!!!!!" screamed Trowa. (Trowa screamed?!?) "COME BACK HERE!!!!" Trowa changed full speed ahead to stop mad woman Kathy form taking the punch bowl. As he got half way across the overly decorated ballroom, Trowa trip and fell onto the most beautiful woman in the world.
"Opps! I'm sorry!" Trowa said after colliding into the woman. The woman turned around and looked deep into Trowa's eyes. Trowa was spellbound by this woman's stare. He felt her eyes pierced deep into his soul. He gulped, slowly feeling himself falling in love with the goddess of a woman. (kill the sap crap! Kiss my beep!)
The woman giggled as Trowa slow turned into a puddle of sugary sweet goo. She kissed Trowa under the main mistletoe. The kiss was too much for him. Trowa, the Gundam pilot, turned in goo and melted on the floor.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! TROWA HAS MELTED ON THE FLOOR!!!!!AHHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Hilde like a banshee in heat. Quatre and Heero run to Hilde to see what she was screaming about. Both Quatre and Heero stopped dead on their feet when they saw what was left of Trowa.
"Well Herro?"
"Hn."
"My thoughts exactly" Quatre replied looking sadly down at the pink sugary goo of Trowa Barton.
"Well.." Asked Quatre to Heero
"Well.." Heero replied in answering Quatre's question.
"Someone needs to clean up Trowa and put him in solid form."
" I. I will." Hilde answered in a quivering voice. "It's my fault anyways, I kiss him." Quatre and Heero turned to Hilde and gave her their patent pending Death Glare. Hilde just started again bawling after the LOOK.
While Quatre and Heero was dealing with bawling Hilde, Wufei and the sexy Sally Po entered the ballroom. All the men expect the lovely three Gundam pilots, all turned and gawked at Sally.
"Baka Onna." Wufei mumbled under his breath as both of them reached the punch table.
" WHAT WUFEI! DID YOU CALL ME WHAT I THINK YOU DID!!!" exploded Sally at Wufei. (it's their time of the month)
"NO!!!! HER!!!" pointed Wufei towards Hilde.(who now is putting Trowa in a bucket to take care of the problem.
"I'm sorry! Please forgive me." Sally quietly asked.
Wufei just smiled. He and Sally where having a few stiff drinks, when the Queen of the World, owner of Mary Kay's car, came and offer them some chocolate. Wufei and Sally eyed the chocolate like two mad dogs over a bone.
"It's MINNNEEEE!" yelled Wufei as he dove towards Relena and the chocolate.
"NO! YOU ZWITTER!!! IT'S MINE!" cried Sally as she bum rushed Relena.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOO SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!" yodel Relena in Relena fashion.
"What frell is going on!!!" asked Herro as he heard Relena's scream of death as Sally and Wufei fought over the chocolate.
"Wufei and Sally are here." Stated Quatre in a tone like "Is the sky blue?"
" Don't tell me.."
" Yup Herro. It's their time of the month. You know women and chocolate."
Herro and Quatre just stood there and watched as Relena was being torn to pieces by Wufei and Sally over some chocolates.
During all this madness, Duo slowly made it a crossed the ballroom to find the One. The one goddess of his lust. Duo reached the doors at lead out to the gardens and he saw her. Duo collapsed on the floor, holding his hand over his heart. There she was.
Duo got back up and as he began to open the door, a gut piercing scream broke his lust cover fog.
"ZZZZEEEEEEEECCCCCCCHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! SSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!" screamed the now chocolated cover Relena.
The golden hair god came in and ripped apart Sally and Wufei.
" Ha ha onna. I got the chocolate." Wufei teased Sally
"Oh shut the frell up you zwitter!"
Wufei just stuck out his tongue in response.
As Zechs was dealing Sally and Wufei, Heero noticed something about him. He nudged Quatre.
"Hey."
"What Herro?" Quatre was beginning to get annoy with Herro.
" Does Zechs look like Yue? (CCS if you didn't know) Quatre look at Zechs as he help his little sister up.
" You're right Heero! He really does look like Yue!!
Quatre and Heero stood in disbelief as they watched Zechs talked Sally and Relena out of killing Wufei. Wufei was still dancing around like a mad man with his chocolates.
Again from the bad Dragonball Z announce: Will Duo ever met his object of lust? Can this party get any dumber? Are you having fun with this?
P.S. I have a touch of writer's block soooooo I might redo this chapter. I really don't know. But hopefully, I will finish this story soon in the next chapter. I know how I want to end it, but getting there is the problem. Oh frell! (
P.S. The pink thing with Relena is due to all the pink things she has.( car, clothes.get the point) Also it is a small nod to all the anti-Relena fics out there.(right now she not bothering me.) The Gundam boys are out of character but not far from what most writers put them in. I just push it a little bit farer than most. The zwitter stuff is from my other fic with the same name. This is a stupid story. Really. And the heavy use of frell is just to avoid typing(expanding your view of the world) cuss words. Think of it as a learning experience. I hope to finish this pointless in two chapters. Thanks for the reviews!!!! On with the story!!!
Kissing Under the Mistletoe part 4
While Herro was reacting violating after see who Duo was lusting after, Trowa and his sister Kathy came to the party.
" Trowa"
" Yes, Kathy."
" Is that." Kathy pointed towards the punch table where Relena was goggling over the cute guys Quatre invited.
" Who are you pointing at?" Trowa was a bit confused.
" Is that.. A DIMOND CUSTED PUNCH BOWL FULL OF..." Kathy screamed as she run towards the punch table like a rabid fan boy over the new girle comic book.
"KATHY!!!!!" screamed Trowa. (Trowa screamed?!?) "COME BACK HERE!!!!" Trowa changed full speed ahead to stop mad woman Kathy form taking the punch bowl. As he got half way across the overly decorated ballroom, Trowa trip and fell onto the most beautiful woman in the world.
"Opps! I'm sorry!" Trowa said after colliding into the woman. The woman turned around and looked deep into Trowa's eyes. Trowa was spellbound by this woman's stare. He felt her eyes pierced deep into his soul. He gulped, slowly feeling himself falling in love with the goddess of a woman. (kill the sap crap! Kiss my beep!)
The woman giggled as Trowa slow turned into a puddle of sugary sweet goo. She kissed Trowa under the main mistletoe. The kiss was too much for him. Trowa, the Gundam pilot, turned in goo and melted on the floor.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! TROWA HAS MELTED ON THE FLOOR!!!!!AHHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Hilde like a banshee in heat. Quatre and Heero run to Hilde to see what she was screaming about. Both Quatre and Heero stopped dead on their feet when they saw what was left of Trowa.
"Well Herro?"
"Hn."
"My thoughts exactly" Quatre replied looking sadly down at the pink sugary goo of Trowa Barton.
"Well.." Asked Quatre to Heero
"Well.." Heero replied in answering Quatre's question.
"Someone needs to clean up Trowa and put him in solid form."
" I. I will." Hilde answered in a quivering voice. "It's my fault anyways, I kiss him." Quatre and Heero turned to Hilde and gave her their patent pending Death Glare. Hilde just started again bawling after the LOOK.
While Quatre and Heero was dealing with bawling Hilde, Wufei and the sexy Sally Po entered the ballroom. All the men expect the lovely three Gundam pilots, all turned and gawked at Sally.
"Baka Onna." Wufei mumbled under his breath as both of them reached the punch table.
" WHAT WUFEI! DID YOU CALL ME WHAT I THINK YOU DID!!!" exploded Sally at Wufei. (it's their time of the month)
"NO!!!! HER!!!" pointed Wufei towards Hilde.(who now is putting Trowa in a bucket to take care of the problem.
"I'm sorry! Please forgive me." Sally quietly asked.
Wufei just smiled. He and Sally where having a few stiff drinks, when the Queen of the World, owner of Mary Kay's car, came and offer them some chocolate. Wufei and Sally eyed the chocolate like two mad dogs over a bone.
"It's MINNNEEEE!" yelled Wufei as he dove towards Relena and the chocolate.
"NO! YOU ZWITTER!!! IT'S MINE!" cried Sally as she bum rushed Relena.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOO SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!" yodel Relena in Relena fashion.
"What frell is going on!!!" asked Herro as he heard Relena's scream of death as Sally and Wufei fought over the chocolate.
"Wufei and Sally are here." Stated Quatre in a tone like "Is the sky blue?"
" Don't tell me.."
" Yup Herro. It's their time of the month. You know women and chocolate."
Herro and Quatre just stood there and watched as Relena was being torn to pieces by Wufei and Sally over some chocolates.
During all this madness, Duo slowly made it a crossed the ballroom to find the One. The one goddess of his lust. Duo reached the doors at lead out to the gardens and he saw her. Duo collapsed on the floor, holding his hand over his heart. There she was.
Duo got back up and as he began to open the door, a gut piercing scream broke his lust cover fog.
"ZZZZEEEEEEEECCCCCCCHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! SSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!" screamed the now chocolated cover Relena.
The golden hair god came in and ripped apart Sally and Wufei.
" Ha ha onna. I got the chocolate." Wufei teased Sally
"Oh shut the frell up you zwitter!"
Wufei just stuck out his tongue in response.
As Zechs was dealing Sally and Wufei, Heero noticed something about him. He nudged Quatre.
"Hey."
"What Herro?" Quatre was beginning to get annoy with Herro.
" Does Zechs look like Yue? (CCS if you didn't know) Quatre look at Zechs as he help his little sister up.
" You're right Heero! He really does look like Yue!!
Quatre and Heero stood in disbelief as they watched Zechs talked Sally and Relena out of killing Wufei. Wufei was still dancing around like a mad man with his chocolates.
Again from the bad Dragonball Z announce: Will Duo ever met his object of lust? Can this party get any dumber? Are you having fun with this?
P.S. I have a touch of writer's block soooooo I might redo this chapter. I really don't know. But hopefully, I will finish this story soon in the next chapter. I know how I want to end it, but getting there is the problem. Oh frell! (
