1.1.1 Disclaimer: I own nothing but the toucans and Lord Roldeskirt.
A/N: This is soooo sappy! R/H fic that is just a bit weird. Well, here goes!
1.1.2
"Ron, I..." Hermione gazed into the eyes of Ron Weasley. She had never felt like this before. So warm, so happy, so peaceful.
"Shhhh..." Ron put his finger to Hermione's lips. He held Hermione close. She closed her eyes and started to lean toward him. Ron noticed what she was doing and did the same. Ron was enjoying this. Ever since his first year at Hogwarts this is what he wanted to do. Kissing Hermione...
"WHAT IN CHARLIE CHAPLIN'S BLOODY ELEPHANT SKIN PAJAMAS IS GOING ON HERE??!?!?!?!?!?!" Harry bellowed.
"AAAHH!!" Ron let go of Hermione at once. "Harry! Wh-what are you... s- sneaking up on... wh-wha..." He felt like he wanted to hide under a rock. Or in a hole. Or in another dimension. Not that he was embarrassed about kissing Hermione ... it was just that ... his best friend...and he enjoyed it! He looked at Hermione. She was white with shock. Or was it horror? Embarrassment? Or was she dead? Or fainted? Whatever it was, he was sure that she wasn't happy.
"I just came in here to ask you if you had found the toffees yet, Ron, and I find you snogging HERMIONE!!!" Harry yelled.
"Look, Harry, it's er... not what it looks- HARRY! Are you alright?!?!"
A huge, horrendous... thing had just swooped in through the open window, and started pecking Harry's eye.
"Oh no! Harry!" Hermione struggled to get thing off of him with her bare hands.
"Hermione! Use one of those spells! Hex it! Curse it! Do something!" Ron shouted.
"Oh! Right!" Tears were streaming down her face. She pulled her wand out of her pocket.
"Er.... Petrificus Totallus!"
The thing suddenly went rigid and fell on top of Ron where he was trying to inspect Harry's eye.
"Nife, Herfione." Ron's voice was muffled by the thing's wing.
"Oh! Sorry! Mobiliarus!" The thing shot across the room and hit a bookshelf.
"Thanks. I'll go have a look at the...thing, and you tend to Harry." Ron felt a strange sense of satisfaction. For once, he was telling Hermione what to do.
"Oh! He's unconscious! I'll try and revive him." Hermione took out her wand and raised it above her head.
"No, Hermione, if he's unconscious, then take him to Madam Pomfrey. She will know best for him." Ron said. 'I love this!' he thought.
"Alright. But be careful. That thing won't stay that way forever." She hesitated, and then gave him a peck on the cheek. "Just in case," she gave him a wink.
Ron blushed and smiled. "Right, I'll be fine, Hermy."
He watched Hermione walk out of the room with Harry behind her in invisible ropes.
(a/n: I know, I know. it was awful. But read the rest, please. LoL **sweetest smile**)
A/N: This is soooo sappy! R/H fic that is just a bit weird. Well, here goes!
1.1.2
"Ron, I..." Hermione gazed into the eyes of Ron Weasley. She had never felt like this before. So warm, so happy, so peaceful.
"Shhhh..." Ron put his finger to Hermione's lips. He held Hermione close. She closed her eyes and started to lean toward him. Ron noticed what she was doing and did the same. Ron was enjoying this. Ever since his first year at Hogwarts this is what he wanted to do. Kissing Hermione...
"WHAT IN CHARLIE CHAPLIN'S BLOODY ELEPHANT SKIN PAJAMAS IS GOING ON HERE??!?!?!?!?!?!" Harry bellowed.
"AAAHH!!" Ron let go of Hermione at once. "Harry! Wh-what are you... s- sneaking up on... wh-wha..." He felt like he wanted to hide under a rock. Or in a hole. Or in another dimension. Not that he was embarrassed about kissing Hermione ... it was just that ... his best friend...and he enjoyed it! He looked at Hermione. She was white with shock. Or was it horror? Embarrassment? Or was she dead? Or fainted? Whatever it was, he was sure that she wasn't happy.
"I just came in here to ask you if you had found the toffees yet, Ron, and I find you snogging HERMIONE!!!" Harry yelled.
"Look, Harry, it's er... not what it looks- HARRY! Are you alright?!?!"
A huge, horrendous... thing had just swooped in through the open window, and started pecking Harry's eye.
"Oh no! Harry!" Hermione struggled to get thing off of him with her bare hands.
"Hermione! Use one of those spells! Hex it! Curse it! Do something!" Ron shouted.
"Oh! Right!" Tears were streaming down her face. She pulled her wand out of her pocket.
"Er.... Petrificus Totallus!"
The thing suddenly went rigid and fell on top of Ron where he was trying to inspect Harry's eye.
"Nife, Herfione." Ron's voice was muffled by the thing's wing.
"Oh! Sorry! Mobiliarus!" The thing shot across the room and hit a bookshelf.
"Thanks. I'll go have a look at the...thing, and you tend to Harry." Ron felt a strange sense of satisfaction. For once, he was telling Hermione what to do.
"Oh! He's unconscious! I'll try and revive him." Hermione took out her wand and raised it above her head.
"No, Hermione, if he's unconscious, then take him to Madam Pomfrey. She will know best for him." Ron said. 'I love this!' he thought.
"Alright. But be careful. That thing won't stay that way forever." She hesitated, and then gave him a peck on the cheek. "Just in case," she gave him a wink.
Ron blushed and smiled. "Right, I'll be fine, Hermy."
He watched Hermione walk out of the room with Harry behind her in invisible ropes.
(a/n: I know, I know. it was awful. But read the rest, please. LoL **sweetest smile**)
