Note: This story was pitifully and falsely continued on by fag(s)
who will remain nameless (of course, it IS pretty obvious). However, the story you are reading now, (not to worry) is the REAL
continuation of the orginal Banging On the Ragnarok Floor, thus
it is Chapter 2 of it. Please disregard all "false" stories written for
this, for I did not give any permisson to duplicate whatsoever.

Thank You, (lol).


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Tellah: Dammit the fags in this world!

Rosa: Heyyy that's not nice, fag is such a misused word, don't
you agree?

Cid (FF7, lol): $#$@$, well why don't we just call them chocobo &###^$!

Palom: *cracks up hysterically* Ahahahahah, so whatever happened to Mr. Serious-ly in love with Chocobos.

Porom: Wow, I am suprised you did not use foul language brother, nice job. *smiles*

Palom: Ah, fuck you bitch, I was just making a fucking statement.

Porom: Palom....THAT IS FUCKING IT DAMN YOU MOTHER FUCKER DIE BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *casts Fire on him*

Palom: Holy *coughs up ash* Shit! I didn't know you knew fire, aren't you a White Mage?

Porom: Shut up!

Kuja: Well lets catch up on Squall, shall we *pulls curtain string*
Now Squall had made his way back to Balamb Garden after taming a few chocobos. . . .
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Squall: Oh Choccoooboooooo....don't stop!!! CHOCOBO!! WARK WARK WARK!

Irvine: *walks in Squall's dorm* WHAT IN THE H IS GOING ON HERE BOY? *shields eyes*

Squall: ....whatever. *zips up pants* Don't you know how to knock?

Irvine: I thought Fuujin and Raiijin were in here...I guess not....*looks at Chocobo porn magazines all over the floor* I .. . I gotta...go yeah! Sexy ladies are awaiting me . . *runs out faster than a speeding bullet*

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Kuja: Meanwhile, In a spare Balamb Classroom . . . . . . .

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Rinoa: *tugs at Zell's jeans* Come in here Romeo, coast is clear.

Quistis: No its not *appears from under the teacher's desk and wipes off mouth*

Rinoa: Oh my . . .!

Zell: Sucky Sucky. . . five dollah!

Rinoa: Heheh *laughs nervously and spanks Zell* Shush!

Headmaster Cid: *ziiiiip* *appears from behind a swivel chair* What was that?

Zell: It was sucky sucky..fivedollah..*whispered Zell trailing off and scratched the back of his neck, his strong arms being revealed*

Rinoa: *giggled back in a whisper* Hello Headmaster Cid, How are you?

Headmaster Cid: Ah, Rinoa, I am fine. I was just conducting a brief meeting with Miss. Trepe here. We must all rejoice for Balamb has welcomed her back as an Instructor.

Quistis: *nods and smiles*

Rinoa: *claps* Congratulations Quistis!

Zell: Yeah *whispers* sucky sucky- *gets spanked by Rinoa*

Quistis: What can I do for you Rinoa and Zell? This is my new classroom.

Zell: Ah, eh, we were just............wandering around.

Rinoa: Yeah and WE really got to go.

Quistis: *taps foot and crosses arms* Of course, it's lunch.

Zell: Hot..dogs.....! *grabs Rinoa and darts downstairs*

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Steiner: No action, dammit!

Kuja: Just wait and see.

Palom: Sucky Sucky 5 dollah.

Kuja: *tapes Palom's mouth* Once inside the cafeteria . . .

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Zell: *reads big arsh neon sign over cafteria counter - HOTDOG DAY* Wow, it's the shiznit!!!! BOoooo Ya! *runs in line* Get us a seat Rin Rin XD~ *winks*

Rinoa: Mmkays, *finds a seat neat to Irvine, Selphie who are making out madly, but stop*

Irvine: Ey' there *tips hat*

Selphie: Heya Rinnykins! *straightens out skirt qnd whispers* Were we causing a scene?

Irvine: *shrugs* So what? It's good for my lady image!

Selphie: Lady image, *raises eyebrow* I thought I WAS YOUR LADY?

Irvine: Heh heh, *chuckle* just kiddin'!

Zell: Yo *comes back with 10 hotdogs on a tray* Here's one for you Rin Rin.

Rinoa: Aww thanks!

Irvine: What about us?

*sits across from Rinoa next to Irvine,diagnoal from Selphie*

Zell: No, get your own! These are mine *scoffs them down*

Irvine: Fine dammit! *sits back in chair*

Selphie: So anyway Irvine go on about how you became a sharpshooter *heheheheheh*

Irvine: *blahs on randomly*

Zell: *continues chomping on hotdogs*

Selphie: *oohs and aahs over Irvine's blabbering*

Rinoa: *looks at Zell and sucks on hotdog .;;*

Zell: *looks at Rinoa, and drops hotdog, wide mouthed, then in a mischevious smirk*

Irvine: Then! I shot a Behemoth RIGHT through the nose!

Rinoa: *continues sucking on hotdog, getting Zell's attention more and more*

Zell: *gets idea*

*suddenly*

Balamb Garden Student 1: Ewww, look at that FREAK! He is eating Gyshal Greens!

*everyone turns to look at Squall Leonhart sitting by himself DEVOURING Gyshal Greens*

Rinoa: *drops hotdog and cracks up*

Zell: *gets out of stare and cracks up also*

Irvine: *falls off his chair*

*the whole cafeteria roars with laughter as Squall shovels more in his mouth not looking at anyone*

Squall: *gets up* KWEHHHH! WARK!!!! *starts walking around like a Chocobo, making the entire cafeteria ROAR some more*

Irvine: *crawls under the table, turning red from laughing so hard* *looks up Selphie's skirt*

Selphie: *looks under table and says in a flirty tone* Stooppp it 3

Squall: KWEEHHH WARK!! *gallops by table and runs out the door dropping Gyshal Greens

Irvine: *surfaces and sits back down, tears from laughter in his eyes* That is one fawked up dude.

Zell: *holds stomach* Yeah! God!

Rinoa: *laughs and looks at Zell* You done?

Zell: Yep.

Rinoa: So. . .wanna go back to your dorm and talk?

Zell: Sure! *grabs Rinoa's hand* Let's go.

*they walk to the dorm*

Irvine: So Selphie, I think Zell and Rinoa have a thing going on!

Selphie: Well DUH *finishes up a Diet Pepsi*

Irvine: Oh, you know?

Selphie: 'Course I do, silly. *throws can in recycle bin* It is very obvious.

Irvine: Yeah.Selphie: I bet right now they got so madly horny they went to go sex0r right now!

Irvine: Kind of like me!

Selphie: Hehe, seriously, but Irvine this is what, the twentieth time today?

Selphie: The looks, the constant being together, not to mention the craziness of Squall. It all adds up.

Irvine: Wow!



Irvine: So?

Selphie: Oh fine *drags him to the Training Center*

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*Zell and Rinoa approach the Student Dorm area*

Rinoa: One thing *rips off necklace and grabs Griever ring* *chucks it at Squall's door and wears her own ring*

Zell: I remember when I did that for you, God I was so jealous of him.

Rinoa: Jealous? Of him!? Don't be, he was nice in the beginning but a prick in the end.

Zell: Oh, well he may kick ass at the gunblade but NEVER martial arts like me *throws air punches*

Rinoa: *laughs*

Zell: Ok, *unlocks dorm door* It's a bit messy, but who gives.

Rinoa: *looks around at Zell's dorm, clothes are tossed on the floor, a punching bag sits in the right corner of the room, on the left side a bed with black sheets and a black comforter*

Zell: Sorry....it's VERY messy *kicks jeans to the side*

Rinoa: Nah, I love messy rooms.

Zell: *puzzled* You do?

Rinoa: Yeah, because Squall's was NEVER messy, it was always organized. *shakes head* Too perfect.

Zell: Boring life?

Rinoa: Extremely.

Zell: Well *sits on bed* that sucks.

Rinoa: Yeah . . *immeadiatly tackles him, knocking him backwards onto the bed* *sits on him and makes out with him*

Zell: *reaches under Rinoa's shirt*

Rinoa: *throws off duster*

Zell: *stops making out* Rinoa, would it be okay if we?

Rinoa: Had sex?

Zell: Yeah.

Rinoa: Fine with me.

*they both jump under the covers*

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Kuja: That is all I can say about that.

Everyone: Awwwwwwwwww!

Tellah: Kuja, come on detail.

Edward: *plays harp*

Tellah: *rips harp in half* SHUT UP SPOONY BARD.

Edward: *cries* Wahahahahhaah, no no, my pretty beautiful harp!

Palom: *is still taped* Mmmph Mmpph Fmmph!

Rydia: Well, Kuja why don't you just *whip* give them what happens to be going on in Seifer's room at the same time.

Kuja: Ok..so now we switch to Seifer's dorm..which is RIGHT next to Zell's.

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Seifer: *stares at collection of pills* Hummm..which one today? Ecstacy? Ritalin? Decisions . .. . Decisions . . .

(Warning Kids: Drugs are bad! Don't take them, they can fuck you up, and its not attractive)

*LOUD BED SPRINGS ARE HEARD*

Seifer: What the fuck? *table starts to shake and spills drugs all over the table and they all fall in the trash* My drugs, noooo!

*OHH ZELLL!!!!*

*OHH RINOA!!!*

Seifer: God dammit, you would think it was some wild giraffes! *whips gunblade out* That is it! *whole room starts shaking* I need peace and quiet. *begins hitting wall with gunblade*

*Suddenly the P.A System Interupts*

P.A : Attention, would all SeeDs of Balamb Garden, and Seifer Almasy, report to the Main Lobby, I repeat, All SeeDs of Balamb Garden and Seifer Almasy Report to Balamb Garden.

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Rosa: Oh no! What happens!

Aerith: Awww, you have to tell us!

Kuja: Ok, this is the part of the story all you ladies might love *winks at Rydia*. For the ladies, we leave off in Zell's room . . .after the P.A Announcement and the sex0r..so everyone is wearing clothes now . . .

Steiner: Dammit!

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Zell: What could be up?

P.A: Warning! All SeeDs please report NOW to the Main Lobby!

Zell: Stay right here Rinoa, It sounds like an emergency! *kisses her forehead*

Rinoa: *grips covers and nods*

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Kuja: Zell Dincht runs to the Main Lobby to find all SeeDs assembled there. It is a rather large crowd. He stands next to Irvine Kinneas, who was made a SeeD right after the defeat of Ultimecia.

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Zell: What's up?

Irvine: I dunno man, but this can't be good, ya know what I mean.

Headmaster Cid: *emerges from the elevator and stands before the SeeDs* Esthar has been under attack from the Galbadian army for over four hours. They need our help.