Disclaimer: I do not own Gir, or the tune to this song. I did however, make up new words

1 Gir's Song

(Tune to "Somewhere over the Rainbow"

Somewhere, I've never been to, Someplace near

There's a place that serves tacos, every single year

Somewhere I've never been to, cupcakes bake

There are plenty of muffins, all of which I can take

Someday I'll travel right to there

Grab a muffin and watch the scary monkey

Where everything I watch is good

And tuna tastes like tuna should

That's where I will go

Someplace I want to go to, and eat things

Other's been to this place

Then why, can't I just grow wings

If some one else can eat right there

And bake a cupcake

Why, then, o why can't I