Disclaimer: I do not own Gir, or the tune to this song. I did however, make
up new words
1 Gir's Song
(Tune to "Somewhere over the Rainbow"
Somewhere, I've never been to, Someplace near
There's a place that serves tacos, every single year
Somewhere I've never been to, cupcakes bake
There are plenty of muffins, all of which I can take
Someday I'll travel right to there
Grab a muffin and watch the scary monkey
Where everything I watch is good
And tuna tastes like tuna should
That's where I will go
Someplace I want to go to, and eat things
Other's been to this place
Then why, can't I just grow wings
If some one else can eat right there
And bake a cupcake
Why, then, o why can't I
1 Gir's Song
(Tune to "Somewhere over the Rainbow"
Somewhere, I've never been to, Someplace near
There's a place that serves tacos, every single year
Somewhere I've never been to, cupcakes bake
There are plenty of muffins, all of which I can take
Someday I'll travel right to there
Grab a muffin and watch the scary monkey
Where everything I watch is good
And tuna tastes like tuna should
That's where I will go
Someplace I want to go to, and eat things
Other's been to this place
Then why, can't I just grow wings
If some one else can eat right there
And bake a cupcake
Why, then, o why can't I
