(And now, another short ficlet... enjoy!)

Disclaimer: Don't own GW or its characters (though I'm slowly buying stock in Bandai), don't own the emoticons, but the idea is all mine.

Warnings: GW emoticon abuse, yaoi

Rating: WT (for "What The...?!?!?")

Category: Humor, fluff

Feedback: Always welcome!

Archive: If you really want to archive this piece of procrastination silliness, please feel free, just let me know first!

Notes: ...bear with me... for those who want to skip the interpretive part, an illustrated translation

follows... it makes sense, I promise... :p

Love is the Mother of Invention

by quelirain



~fic starts here~



//}\{\\

//^/_^\\ ----- //(0)/_(0)\\

///.0

//((0))/_((0))\\ 8

///.@!

//} 8.................//}\ ------.......

...------ /{\\..........8 {\\

//} 8.....//}\ ------.......

//} 8 || /{\\

//t/_t\\ || /{\\

//T/_T\\ || ///_v

///o^*

.....\,

**//}{\\**

~owari~



Love is the Mother of Invention

(subbed version)

//}\{\\

(Quatre wants to kiss Trowa, but that darn unibang is in the way!)

//^/_^\\ ----- //(0)/_(0)\\

(Quatre _wants_ to kiss Trowa! The unibang must die!)

///.0

(...uh-oh...)

//((0))/_((0))\\ 8

(Quatre's solution? Scissors!)

///.@!

(...eep!)

//} 8.................//}\ ------.......

(Run away, Trowa, run away!)

...------ /{\\..........8 {\\

(Run faster, Trowa, Quatre's going to catch you and cut off your unibang!)

//} 8 .....//}\ ------.......

(Run, Trowa, run!!!)

//} 8 || /{\\

(Trowa hides behind a door! Quatre can't cut off his unibang now!)

//t/_t\\ || /{\\

(Quatre pouts. He just wants to kiss Trowa, and that unibang gets in the way!)

//T/_T\\ || ///_v

(Quatre _pouts_. He really wants to kiss Trowa. Trowa's sad.)

///o^*

(Trowa has an idea!)

.....\,

**//}{\\**

(Trowa uses a barette to pin back his unibang so he and Quatre can kiss.)

~the end~

(okay, back to NLYG...)