CHAPTER SIX:

CHAPTER SIX:

DATE: May 28, 2001

TIME: 6:00 A.M.

LOCATION: Okinawa (?), Japan-Masaki Shrine

It was a bright and sunshiny day at the Masaki house. Ha! You wish! It was a dark and gloomy morning. No one was up yet. Too depressing it seems. Wait, is that humming I hear? DAMN! It IS a bright and sunshiny day! Damn Washu! Oh it WASN'T Washu? Oh…Damn that Ryoko! Happy just because the farmer boy said, 'I love you.'

What the heck is she doing?! She's CLEANING!? It's the end of the world everyone! Run for your lives! Ahhhh!!!!

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Aha, I'm okay. Anyway, it was a bright and sunshiny day at the Masaki house. The sun was out and the birds were…uh, aren't they supposed to be singing? Hmm, I think they're playing croquet. What the heck?! Birds can't play CROQUET! Oh wait, this is my world we're in. ^^;;;;

As I was saying, it was a bright and sunshiny day at the Masaki shrine. The sun was out and the birds were singing. Sasami was cooking and Ryoko was cleaning. What the heck?! I still don't understand this. Washu came out of the lab claiming she had made a dimension reality converter, whatever that is. (^_~) Mihoshi and Kiyone came back from an early patrol. Basically the family was ready for breakfast. (Shut up, shut up, shut up!)

"Breakfast is ready!" Sasami called out.

Everyone rushed down or to the table. *THUMP* "Oops. Sorry Nobuyuki," Ryoko called from the dinner table. "Didn't mean to run you over."

"Oomph, that's okay Ryoko," Nobuyuki answered while getting up. "I saw something interesting…POLKA DOT UNDERWEAR!" *WHAM* "Nobuyuki no baka," Ryoko said while walking back to the table. Everyone had sweat drops when they saw what happened to Nobuyuki. "So, what's for breakfast Sasami?" Ryoko asked sweetly.

"Uh…eggs and bacon or ham or is it lettuce…no, its noodles and brownies (Umm…ramyun and brownies…yummy.)…Uh…I don't remember how to say it in English," Sasami sweat dropped.

"That's okay!" ::Victory sign::

::sweat drops:: "Uh…Ryoko are you feeling well?" Kiyone asked.

"Yes! I am feeling ABSOLUTELY wonderful. I think we should eat now, don't you?" ::grin and glowing::

"…Uh…yes?"

"Sasami dearest! Could you pass me the eggs please?" Ryoko asked.

::nervous smile and sweat drop:: "Okay!" the princess replied while passing the bacon.

"Uh, Sasami - chan, this is bacon."

"Oh yes of course," Sasami took back the bacon and handed the eggs over to Ryoko. "Here you go!"

"Arigato!" (Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. Domo…domo… Tee hee! ^_~)

The rest of breakfast went by smoothly with only a few sweat drops and cries from the baby Mayuka. After thus the odd morn' all thee family members went about their days. The GP officers watched the odd contraption called the 'television'. Hopefully the evil demon whilst not take thine souls, good officers. Onto thee rest of the good people of Masaki shrine. Thee odd boy, Tenchi, chose to do some chores. One for the evil creature called, 'Ryo-Ohki'. ::shudder:: Please! Do not 'miya'! Ye frighten me, demon emperor! The kind, sweet princess washed the dishes with the help of the demon Ryoko. Ryoko da' bomb! ^_^ Anyway, Washu continued to work on her newest invention; Nobuyuki went to work and Katsuhito went to the shrine to read Shoujo manga…uh, I mean…he went to meditate. Yea…that's right. (Yes, Shoujo manga. The priest went to read GIRL'S COMIC BOOKS.) Anyway…up on the roof we see that Ryoko has finished cleaning the dishes. (Obviously!)

Ryoko was looking toward the sky meditating about the night before. Did Tenchi really mean what he said? (I hope not! J/k) Well, I hope so. Ryoko took a sip of her saki. Wonder why Ayeka hasn't called yet? Oh well, I'll call her later if I have time. *stepstepstep* "Ryoko, I wanted to talk to about last night," Tenchi said.

Ryoko turned around to see Tenchi walk towards her. "Yes, I wanted to talk to," Ryoko told the (dumb, dumb) boy. Tenchi sat next to the pirate. 'Ello maties(?)! This be tha sail boat Kimchi! Right na we be findin ut wat Tenchi gon' tell Ryoko. "Would you SHUT UP! I'm trying to find out too!" *THUNK* *BUMP* "Now what were you saying Tenchi?" Ryoko asked in her sweetest of voices.

::sweat drop:: "I just wanted to say that I really do love you." "Boo! Ryoko! You deserve better! Someone like human Kamidake, or Hotsuma, or future Trunks ::drool::, or boy Ranma, or young Yosho ::drool::, or Leon!" "I thought I told you to shut up! Where's that damn saki bottle?" "You mean this one?" ::Holds up bottle Ryoko threw at her(me):: "Argh! I'll kill you if you don't shut up!" "Fine! crybaby."

"I love you too, Tenchi. I always have. I love you sooo much!" ::bear hug::

"Ryoko…can't…breathe…"

"Oops! Gomen." Tenchi is blue in the face and can barely do anything. "Maybe this will help." Ryoko gives Tenchi a passionate kiss. Tenchi kisses back with much more passion. "Ahh, how cute," the girls, minus Sasami, say at once. "Ah, ah…it's not what you think!" Ryoko said. "We weren't going to do anything."

"We know!" "Ryoko," Kiyone says. "And Tenchi, its time to eat."

"We're coming," the prince said. And with that, they leave for lunch.

AN: Okay…I was NOT hyper. (Wish I was…) I decided to do something odd for this chapter. Hopefully ya'll want to read the rest of my story. Sorry if it scared you, but I needed something WAY different. My story was just…bleh; it was going down the drain. I had writer's block and this helped a bit. Hope ya guys liked it! ^_^ Oh yeah, that kiss thing…didn't know how to end the chapter. Review please! An-yung! (Good-bye!)