Harry! Dang blast it you've bin all over those yonder cornfields!
So
Those cornfields belong to slytherin! Which means oull have to answer to billy joe snape
I have a bone to pick with him he stole my lambone!
Well here he comes
Harry-bob took out his pitchfork aimed it at snapes head and struck a blow
Don't come near hermione-sue's barn agin
Wow harry-bob that was some mighty fine forkin
Thank you ron-joe-bob
Aww shucks you forked the slytherin farmer leader for me? Said hermione sue
Yup and I gonna go catch you the biggest fish in that there lake mmk?
Sure thing harry bob
That aint nothing hemrione-sue im gonna fork ya a hell of a deer
Aww shucks
Here comes my fair maiden ginny
Aww I cint get married ron-joe-bob
Hwy hermione sue?
I aint got no gosh tarn brothers
Aww too bad hermione-sue
I know I gots to get back to the out house old ma mccgonagal will have my guts for a pitchfork handle if she sees me slackin off
Bye hermione-sue
Its old man dumbledore!
Hello mine friends lets have a sing song
Oh I came form alabama with a banjomon my back
And so thye sang the night away in gryffindors alabama cornfield
authors comment- I must urge the people of the world to unite agains t scenes like this
every month one in ten of us will develop in breading through country music so please pledge a songfic a month to the hillbillys just say no campaign !
a true story.probably
my name was william I was going to the store when a group of hillbillys harrased me asked me if id like to by some corn half price then when I said no they pitchforked my butt and made me listen to a banjo non stop for 18 hours when they finally stopped I thought mi name was billybob and it took me three years of correctional therapy all for 18 hours of hillbilly fun
thank you for your time
So
Those cornfields belong to slytherin! Which means oull have to answer to billy joe snape
I have a bone to pick with him he stole my lambone!
Well here he comes
Harry-bob took out his pitchfork aimed it at snapes head and struck a blow
Don't come near hermione-sue's barn agin
Wow harry-bob that was some mighty fine forkin
Thank you ron-joe-bob
Aww shucks you forked the slytherin farmer leader for me? Said hermione sue
Yup and I gonna go catch you the biggest fish in that there lake mmk?
Sure thing harry bob
That aint nothing hemrione-sue im gonna fork ya a hell of a deer
Aww shucks
Here comes my fair maiden ginny
Aww I cint get married ron-joe-bob
Hwy hermione sue?
I aint got no gosh tarn brothers
Aww too bad hermione-sue
I know I gots to get back to the out house old ma mccgonagal will have my guts for a pitchfork handle if she sees me slackin off
Bye hermione-sue
Its old man dumbledore!
Hello mine friends lets have a sing song
Oh I came form alabama with a banjomon my back
And so thye sang the night away in gryffindors alabama cornfield
authors comment- I must urge the people of the world to unite agains t scenes like this
every month one in ten of us will develop in breading through country music so please pledge a songfic a month to the hillbillys just say no campaign !
a true story.probably
my name was william I was going to the store when a group of hillbillys harrased me asked me if id like to by some corn half price then when I said no they pitchforked my butt and made me listen to a banjo non stop for 18 hours when they finally stopped I thought mi name was billybob and it took me three years of correctional therapy all for 18 hours of hillbilly fun
thank you for your time
