Homer was sitting on the coach watching TV. He wanted a can of beer but he really could not be bothered to walk aaaaaaaaaall the way to the fridge.

"I know" he said, " I'll train Millhouse to be a beer fetcher!"

Therefore, Millhouse turned into a mindless blob fetching beer for Homer for the rest of his pointless life. Homer liked having a beer fetcher so he drank more and more beer until he exploded. This annoyed Marge greatly, as she would have to clear up all the guts of the floor.

A/N Incase u didn't already know all of my fanfics end with someone either exploding or dieing.