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of the B-Senshi (Tseng,Tseio-ohki,Jedi Gorgack,Faux-D-Cunning,Nurdbot)And there all charicters i have invented.You want them to apear in you
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The B-Senshi's Adventures:Episode 1 'Nurdbot Gets commited'
(Techno Toyko-day,The Streets are filled with Anime and other Cartoon charicters makeing an Liveing,we see an Red
Bender Doppleganger (That Robot from Futurama)wearing an green jacket and a Fishing hat.)
Nurdbot:There once was a bot who had a name N-U-R-D- N..here we go...
(Nurdbot takes out some Keys we pan out to see an Cubelike Building with an Small bunch of Apartments on top..and sign
near it has "The home of the B-Senshi-Heros of Techno Tokyo...FanGirls please leave photo's of your selves under the plant)
Nurdbot:...*Opens door and walks in we hear an CRUNCH*
Nurdbot:Erggghhh Crap...Faux Left the Caltraps down again*Nurdbot wipe's the Blowfish Venom of his foot-cuffs and sits at the Desk*
Nurdbot:*Puts on light-The wall's are red with a bit of clothing on them*
Nurdbot:Strange..i don't remember painting the Wall's red..Meh *Lights a Cigar and Smokes it*
(The Old b- i mean LADY from "Sylvester and Tweety' comes in with the Demon Bird in the Cage)
Old Lady:Are you Demon hunters?
Nurdbot:That's what the sign says...*takes another Puff of his Cigar*
Old Lady:Filthy... i have a Demon ca-
Nurdbot:WOAH WOAH!! what does that sign over there say??
(Nurdbot Points to an sigh saying "All Anti-Cat people shall NOT be served)
Old Lady:But y-
Nurdbot:WOAH the My Demoniter is going off....*Takes out an Machine with a 'Property of Washu'Sticker on it-he points it at the Bird
The Machine is reduced into an fireball*..There's your real Problem lady...ill solve it for free.
*Nurdbot makes a Grab for the cage but the Old Lady hit's him on the head with an Umbrella*
Nurdbot:What the hell was that for???
Old Lady:Don't touch my Tweety
Nurdbot:*Gets out memo-pad and starts writeing*Tweety..there we go i wil do that later right know i need the Bird...
*Nurdbot makes another Grab for the EVIL bird...same Results*
Old Lady:That's it...sick him fido.
*That EVIL dog bursts through the window*
Nurdbot:You Basterd!! that window cost one eighty five!!!
*Nurdbot starts Pummeling and Kicking the Dog-The Dog Whimpers in pain and is backed into a Corner*
Nurdbot:AHAHAHAHAHHA.....*starts Powering up-a white Aura Surrounds him like in DBZ*No your going to see why they call
me the Powerfullest Robot in the World...Chaos Ki...LEVEL 3!!!!*Nurdbot shoots 100 Red Ki balls with fire and Lighting they hit the dog create
a Huge Hole in the wall and incinarate the dog-Only the skull remains.It wizzes out the window and Smashes onto Ray Moor's head*
Nurdbot:*Powering down*Woah look at the Size fo that hole...Tseng's gonna kill me...YOINK *Nurdbot arm Expands and smashes into the cage
drags the Demon bird by his Robotic hand*
Nurdbot:My god!! if this thing grow's up it could destroy the earh..my scanner reads 5 95959 power level now...TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!!!
*Nurdbot starts crushing the Evil Bird with his Hand winceing when he hears a sqwelch*
Nurdbot:Ewwwww *Drops the bloody pile of flesh and Oragans That was Tweety on the Ground..he then wipes his hand on the shcoked old
Lady's dress*
Old Lady:You horrile metel THING
Nurdbot:The Bird was EVIL it had to go
*The Old Lady starts smacking him on the head with her umbrella*
Nurdbot:Im metel have no feelings dumbass...*the smacking gets harder*This os getting Stupid....Ok lady you got 5 secs to stop the smacking
or i am going to Do something that i would Regret....*The Smacking gets harder*THAT IS IT!!! *he Grab's the Umbrella and we cut outside where a bunch
of Galaxy police ships are hoveing*
GP man:Your under areest Mr Liverpool Nurdbot...for murdering 2 Animals and shoveing an Umbrella up an old ladys a-
Nurdbot:The Other charges?
GP man:*sweatdrops*
(Cut to the Cell's of Techno Toyko-Nurdbots sitting on the Top bunk Looking depresssed his Robot Lawer is talking to him through the Bars)
Robot Lawer:So That's why you have not got an Snowball's chance...
Nurdbot:I see....and what options could i have..
Robot Lawer:All my Clients pleade Insanty
Nurdbot:..a few Months at a Robot insane Asylm...
Robot Lawer:Uhhuh...i leave you to Yourself...
*He Leaves*
(Tseng,Tseio-ohki,Jedi Gorgack,and Faux come into and stand Outside the cell)
Tseng:Nurdbot old freind when you taught me how to fight you said ALLWAYS SHOOT KI BLASTS OUTSIDE!!!
Faux:I had to cancel a Date with Raye Nurdbot!!!
Tseio-ohki:Nurdbot you given the B-Senshi a bad reputatoin look!!*Tseio-ohki pulls out an Newspaper that we cant se the front page*
Nurdbot:Washu beats Nixon in polls?
Tseio-ohki:Whoops wrong one...
*He Pulls out another one*
Nurdbot:Vegeta torches a bus full on Nuns?
Tseio-ohki:DAMNIT *Tosses that one away and Pulls out another one*
Nurdbot:Battle of The Breasts? RyokoVS Sailor Jupiter????
Tseng:Is this the one you want Tseio-ohki?*Pulls out an Paper*
Tseio-ohki:Yes!! Thank the god's!!!
*Tseio-ohki Tosses the other Paper away and snatches the one in Tseng's hand-we the the front page it has "WHAT THE B STANDS FOR IN
THE B-SENSHI"And there is a photo of an Officer holding a Desgusting loking Umbrella at Arm's Length and the other is a pic of Nurdbot
being Arested by the Galaxy Police*
Faux:You spoiled the rep of the B-Senshi..
Jedi Gorgack:...umm what does the 'B' stand for in the B-Senshi
All:.......
Tseio-ohki:Never mind that..Nurdbot..looks like your going on Trial tommow.
Nurdbot:And?
Jedi Goegack:*Hands a Letter to Nurdbot*
Nurdbot:*Looks at the letter*NOOOOOOOOOO*Get on his knee's and starts beating the floor*DAMN YOU JURY DUTY DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!
Tseng:Umm?? ar'nt you being a little Melodratic?
Nurdbot:This is the first time!!!
Faux:No it is not!!!
Nurdbot:Name one time...
*FLASHBACK*
TV:And now Tenchi in Tokyo
Nurdbot:*Drops bowl of Ramin*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*PRESENT*
Jedi Gorgack:And the other time....
*FLASHBACK*
Nurdbot:*reading Paper*PROABISON NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*PRESENT*
Nurdbot:Ok ok!!!,the point is guys Why WHY do you have to be in my Jury..
Tseng:It said we had to..read the small Print..
Nurdbot:'come of we will blow up your HQ'....now i know how Aeka felt dureing the cookiejar incident
*FLASHBACK*
(Courtroom,the B-Senshi plus the Tenchi Gang apart from Aeka are in the Jury)
Prosacuter:So who ate all the Cookies in the cookie jar...
Sasami:IT WAS HER I SAW HER EAT THEM
*PRESENT*
Tseio-ohki:WOAH we are missing Difrent strokes...,gotta go Big Red Guy....Good luck
*The B-Senshi leave*
Nurdbot:WHHYYYYYY*He beats the ground till it crack's dramatic Music is heard in the Background-cut to outside TT's GP Station we
can Hear Nurdbot sobs and Shouting 'WHY?'
(The Court-room.It has the B-Senshi and some other Fammiler face's as well-The Judge come in..he is about 45 has
an posh accent and white Hair*
Judge:Will the Court Rise?
*The Court rises*
Judge:Good-we are hear over a Messy Murder case..will the Convicted Jump up and down like a Moron?
Nurdbot:Ohh me me!! *Nurdbot starts Jumping*
Robot Lawer:*slaps face with hand*
(3 hours later)
Judge:Ok lets review...look at the evadence....A:The Rather Dirty umbrella and B plus C the Remains
of the Bird and Dog with Metel Fibres....and you say you are Innocent?
Nurdbot:Ok ok i admit i am Lieing..but the good thing was i did not do it on Purpus...
Jury:*Stare at Nurdbot Weirdly*
Nurdbot:What?
Tseng:Err you Ohner there something you should see..*Takes off the Sun Glasses Tseio-ohki is wearing..he is fast Asleep*
Judge:Wake up..
Tseio-ohki:*wakes up*Did i miss Blue Submarine 6 yet???
Tseng:Shhh
Tseio-ohki:Oh the Court thingie....
Faux:*slaps his hand on his face*
Tseng:*Sets the Sun Glasses on fire with his White Ki*Ok lets continue...
Nurdbot:Traitor!!!!
Robot LawerL:Time for Plan B...
Nurdbot:Plan B?
Robot Lawer:The insane thing..
Nurdbot:ohhh...
Robot Lawer:Ya Ohner my client has pleaded Insanity...
Judge:Any proof that he is insane...
Robot Lawer:Just look at his cloths..
Nurdbot:NANI???
Robot Lawer:And look what he did..i mean a Decent Killer would Never impale an Old lady in the Anus with
an Umbrella...
Nurdbot:NANI?????...You Little son of a...
Judge:i see your right *Pulls out a Gun and shoots at Nurdbot missing him*
Nurdbot:HEY!!!Now that Psycho...
Judge:Nurdbot Liverpool..i declare you INSANE..take him to the Robot Loony bin...
*The Bailifs wrap Nurdbot in bubble wrap stamp 'Defective Product' oh his head put him in the Box seal the box and roll it
down the Court to the doors*
Nurdbot:*CLANK*ow my arm *CLANK*Ow my chin ETC
*An Convayer Belt-there are loads of Robots on it..includeing Nurdbot.*
Nurdbot:ow ow ow Bloody thing won't stop Jerking...i am going to KILL that Lawer when i get back..*Jerk*
(Nurdbot arives at an Metel Detector Area-The Two Guards there look like Murdock and Noodle from
Gorrillaz)
Nodel:We must take all your persanol Item;s now...
Nurdbot:NANI??All of them?????
Murdock:*shrugs*we don't make the Rules..hand them over...
Nurdbot:£$%*)"*(&$ *Nurdbot takes off his Green Jacket and Fishing hat..he then opens his chest plate door and drops an
Entire pile of Anime stuff and walks through the door*
Nurdbot:Wow...i feal so..Ordanery...
*Another Guard hands him an No backed Paper robe*
Nurdbot:Thanks..*Puts it on*
*A Trapdoor opens from Under Nurdbot*
Nurdbot:eeeeeeee!!!!!
(Nurdbot falls into an Chair in an Office-there is an Robot with an Glass head with electrity
in it)
Robot doc:Hello Mr Liverpool...You have been Admitted hear to the Aslym for Traumitized Murders..am i correct..
Nurdbot:Yyyeeeesss....
Robot Doc:Good *presses a Button that shocks Nurdbot-the robot can't take that mutch Electricty
and he passes out-he wakes up on an Metel Padded cell the size of an Closet*
Nurdbot:Man this is gonna be tough...i lost all i loved in one day..all i own is this paper
Robe and this piece of gum stuck on my Cufflink....
(Next Morn-Nurdbot walks into the Big Room full of couches and Robot Nuts)
Nurdbot:Oh Joy (!)....
(a Robot that looks like R2D2 comes up)
T2T3:*in an Jamacan Accent*you brother trying to get da hang og dis place...
Nurdbot:..wait a sec i gotta bost up my Translater.....yep..
T2T3:Dis is da Magazine room..no da screw dont let us have robot porn...
Nurdbot:Damn...
T2T3:And dat is the wall you claw on for Freedom but never get through*points to an wall that looks scratched
up..there is 3 piles of rust and a old looking Robot scratching at it*
Nurdbot:....
T2T3:And dats there dis da TV...there only one channel on it do...
TV:Next on Discovery..
Nurdbot:...NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I AM IN ROBOT HELL AHAHAHAHHA*Gets shocked*..wow that feels good..
T2T3:Don't get adicted....we only get 3 blasts a week...
Nurdbot:*Getting up*So..AHHHHH*Trys powering up but fails*
T2T3:if ya one of dos Young Robot Fighter who think dat dere the strongest ya can't even get
a decent power up...dat coller around your neck stops ya from powering up..
Nurdbot:..How long have i had this on???
T2T3:Now Nurdbot Liverpool..my brother saw dat cat fight.,he kicked majer Robot booty..ya look like him right
Nurdbot:Dat.. i mean the last robot Tournament was 20 years ago !!!
T2T3:What ever...
(We pan across the room...we se a BIG robot beating an Small one)
BigBot:Pay me you little...
Nurdbot:Who's that baka...
T2T3:Dat's BigBot..he is the best fighter around..da screws are to scared to pat Da coller on him...
*There is an Light Green flash*
Nurdbot:He just sent that little robot to HFIL!!!
T2T3:Nothing ya can do unless your De Nurdbot...
Nurdbot:*sadly*Yeah...*Nurdbot mind*Damn coller..
T2T3:Wooo Lunch Time follow me...
*Nurdbot follows the R2-Unit down the a cafateria*
Nurdbot:*sniffs*Oil.Oil,Oil and Oil...
T2T3:Da Screws won't let us have alchol we stay alive Via Da Oil...
Nurdbot:TT are you a Pimp..
T2T3:Well....
Nurdbot:God i am Hungry..and i wish i had my cigars on me...
T2T3:Lets get some of Dat food...Hye Benny
Benny:Hi *serves Oil on a Tray*
T2T3:Mmmmm Dat' good Oil
*Nurdbot and T2T3 sit on a Lunch Table with other insane robots*
Robot 1:So Newbie waht are you in for??
Nurdbot:Murder..
All:ohhhh
T2T3:BigBot her for..*looks around and whispers*He..is..an..nonce
Nurdbot:NANI!!!!!!!
(BigBot Apears out of Nowhere T2T3 cowers*
BigBot:what you say??
T2T3:Nothing sir...
BigBot:Ohhh a Newbie..Time to Haze
*BigBot slams Nurdbot into his Tray of oil*
T2T3:The Bad new's is you only get one tray a day...
Nurdbot:..i hate this place.....
(Nurdbots Cell-night)
Nurdbot:*Thinking*I wonder what the others are doing now??? Dissing bad Fics,Killing Demons
drinking beer going on dates with there Girl Freinds...argueing on who's cuter over Mihoshi or Ami..
*sigh*God i miss the place already...Tseng and Tseio-ohki are Fighting over the Riceball by the sound
of it...*Explosions and curses of 'Baka' and 'Kuso' our heard..Nurdbot eye cover roll' down*
(Next Morn)
*Nurdbot is at the Scratching wall trying to get out sobbing every 3.2 secends..there is an Ping of
an Egg timer he stops*
Nurdbot:My Turn is done....
*He Leaves another Robot runs up to the Wall and starts scratching it like hell sobbing*
Nurdbot:*sigh*man This is Boreing...*Then he spots an Ranma manga in the comic section*MINE!!!
*Nurdbot runs to the Magazine are and grabs the Manga he opens it and starts Reading*
Ranma just gave Akane a Flower *Starts jumping around like an Moron (Again)then there is an clang*
BigBot:Hey Watch it weakling..oh whats this??? a Ranma...MINE *Snatches the Manga from Nurdbot*
Nurdbot:But *CRASH* OjI Sama We HaVe an PUrPle MonKEy....
(Shots Of Nurdbot getting beaten up with Cypris Hills insane in the menbrain playing in the Background)
Nurdbot:...5 weeks down..45 more to go....Im gonna die!!!!
(There is screaming)
Nurdbot:Oh Gods what now???
(we see BigBot with his hand over a Female Robot Nurses Wrist)
BigBot:Come to daddy..i NEED Suagr
Nurdbot:Leave her alone?
BigBot:Why should i runt...*Punches Nurdbot to the ground*
Nurdbot:*Getting up*You..basterd...AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!*The Room starts to go al wavy the Power coller
around Nurdbot neck melts then an Aura apears*
BigBot:..NO..No..NO!!
T2T3:Woah a power level of 500034...you must be..HIM!!!
Nurdbot:Your right my freind i the mighty Robot have had enough....
BigBot:No..please..it aint true..NO DON'T KILL ME?!!!!
Nurdbot:All of you should Leave
*The Robots and Robot Nurses run out of the room*
BigBot:NO *Punches at Nurdbot but Nurdbot catches it*
Nurdbot:No..This is an Real Punch
(There is an Crack and BigBot is sent halfway across the room thudding against the Metel Wall*
Nurdbot:For 5 weeks i have put up with all your crap..Now..It ends...R-E-D -W-A-V-E -O-F -D-E-A-T-H!!!!!
*A Huge Red Ki beam blasts from Nurdbots arms and smashes into BigBot destroying him*
Nurdbot:Now that settled....*Jumps and Flys to the coridoors..the Nurses are long Gone but the
Insane Robot's are still here*
Nurdbot:I shall bring you guys FREEDOM!!!
Robots:YEAH!!!!
(The small Group on loonys walks down the Coridoor..Nurdbot tosses the odd Red Ball of Ki at
any Guards..they reach the Office where there stuff is kept-Noodle and Murdock are standing guard)
Nurdbob:Stand aside puny Humans...
Murdock:You think we should
Noodle:*shrugs*Hell i don't know...
*The 2 stand aside and Nurdbot and the other Robots enter the room*
Nurdbot:i sence my posesions...there *He Pull off the door of an Locker with ease and Pull out his Anime
Stuff...he puts it in his chest Compartment..he then pulls out his Green Jacket and Fishing hat*
Nurdbot:At Last...*Dons the two*I am back baby!!!
T2T3:*Rolls in dressed as a Pimp*Lets go!!
Nurdbot:Wait-you need weapons..
T2T3:Got dem already...
Nurdbot:Then lets go...
(Nurdbot and co dressed as normal Robots head for the damiged room)
Nurdbot:Now lets see if this wall is Un blastable HAAAAAAIIII*Fires a Ball of ki..the wall colapses*
T2T3:FREEDOM!!!..*The bots run outisde
(A Day Later)
Nurdbot:Wah???
(Nurdbot look's around-he is back in the cell..this time he is hung Upsidedown in an Straight jacket
his hat has fallen off...then he see's a Bunch of Pissed of Members of The B-Senshi)
Nurdbot:..Epp
Tseio-ohki:...Nurdbot can you read this?
Nurdbot:Powerfulest Robot kill's 44 innocent robots...oh crap...
Faux:Yepp..you don't remeber do you????
Jedi Gorgack:You leg your Followers to an Abandoned house where the cops Ambushed you..
you survived but your Freinds where pepperd full og hole's...
Guard:Your bail has been payed Nurdbot *Opens Door and Shoot's Nurdbot down from the ceiling*
Tseng:You owe us 6607 wong...little moron...
*The B-Senshi leave*
Nurdbot:..errr a little help???
Tseng:*sighs and drags Nurdbot out*
(Washu's lab)
Washu:There done!! Thanks to the New Chip your freind has all the Stuff we might have in our Heads...Soul conchence...
Tseng:And all it took was 34 crates of his fav Beer ^^
Nurdbot:I learned my lesson *drinks beer*
(BLACKOUT)
Washu:if that chip does not work i take the beer away...
Nurdbot:Errr...i feel your love ^^
END
Authors notes:Wow..this is the first episode beleve it of not...R&R Please ^^,OCCT and Tseio-ohki
of the B-Senshi (Tseng,Tseio-ohki,Jedi Gorgack,Faux-D-Cunning,Nurdbot)And there all charicters i have invented.You want them to apear in you
fic?Just email me at Tseng15@aol.com.Hope you like the fic.
The B-Senshi's Adventures:Episode 1 'Nurdbot Gets commited'
(Techno Toyko-day,The Streets are filled with Anime and other Cartoon charicters makeing an Liveing,we see an Red
Bender Doppleganger (That Robot from Futurama)wearing an green jacket and a Fishing hat.)
Nurdbot:There once was a bot who had a name N-U-R-D- N..here we go...
(Nurdbot takes out some Keys we pan out to see an Cubelike Building with an Small bunch of Apartments on top..and sign
near it has "The home of the B-Senshi-Heros of Techno Tokyo...FanGirls please leave photo's of your selves under the plant)
Nurdbot:...*Opens door and walks in we hear an CRUNCH*
Nurdbot:Erggghhh Crap...Faux Left the Caltraps down again*Nurdbot wipe's the Blowfish Venom of his foot-cuffs and sits at the Desk*
Nurdbot:*Puts on light-The wall's are red with a bit of clothing on them*
Nurdbot:Strange..i don't remember painting the Wall's red..Meh *Lights a Cigar and Smokes it*
(The Old b- i mean LADY from "Sylvester and Tweety' comes in with the Demon Bird in the Cage)
Old Lady:Are you Demon hunters?
Nurdbot:That's what the sign says...*takes another Puff of his Cigar*
Old Lady:Filthy... i have a Demon ca-
Nurdbot:WOAH WOAH!! what does that sign over there say??
(Nurdbot Points to an sigh saying "All Anti-Cat people shall NOT be served)
Old Lady:But y-
Nurdbot:WOAH the My Demoniter is going off....*Takes out an Machine with a 'Property of Washu'Sticker on it-he points it at the Bird
The Machine is reduced into an fireball*..There's your real Problem lady...ill solve it for free.
*Nurdbot makes a Grab for the cage but the Old Lady hit's him on the head with an Umbrella*
Nurdbot:What the hell was that for???
Old Lady:Don't touch my Tweety
Nurdbot:*Gets out memo-pad and starts writeing*Tweety..there we go i wil do that later right know i need the Bird...
*Nurdbot makes another Grab for the EVIL bird...same Results*
Old Lady:That's it...sick him fido.
*That EVIL dog bursts through the window*
Nurdbot:You Basterd!! that window cost one eighty five!!!
*Nurdbot starts Pummeling and Kicking the Dog-The Dog Whimpers in pain and is backed into a Corner*
Nurdbot:AHAHAHAHAHHA.....*starts Powering up-a white Aura Surrounds him like in DBZ*No your going to see why they call
me the Powerfullest Robot in the World...Chaos Ki...LEVEL 3!!!!*Nurdbot shoots 100 Red Ki balls with fire and Lighting they hit the dog create
a Huge Hole in the wall and incinarate the dog-Only the skull remains.It wizzes out the window and Smashes onto Ray Moor's head*
Nurdbot:*Powering down*Woah look at the Size fo that hole...Tseng's gonna kill me...YOINK *Nurdbot arm Expands and smashes into the cage
drags the Demon bird by his Robotic hand*
Nurdbot:My god!! if this thing grow's up it could destroy the earh..my scanner reads 5 95959 power level now...TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!!!
*Nurdbot starts crushing the Evil Bird with his Hand winceing when he hears a sqwelch*
Nurdbot:Ewwwww *Drops the bloody pile of flesh and Oragans That was Tweety on the Ground..he then wipes his hand on the shcoked old
Lady's dress*
Old Lady:You horrile metel THING
Nurdbot:The Bird was EVIL it had to go
*The Old Lady starts smacking him on the head with her umbrella*
Nurdbot:Im metel have no feelings dumbass...*the smacking gets harder*This os getting Stupid....Ok lady you got 5 secs to stop the smacking
or i am going to Do something that i would Regret....*The Smacking gets harder*THAT IS IT!!! *he Grab's the Umbrella and we cut outside where a bunch
of Galaxy police ships are hoveing*
GP man:Your under areest Mr Liverpool Nurdbot...for murdering 2 Animals and shoveing an Umbrella up an old ladys a-
Nurdbot:The Other charges?
GP man:*sweatdrops*
(Cut to the Cell's of Techno Toyko-Nurdbots sitting on the Top bunk Looking depresssed his Robot Lawer is talking to him through the Bars)
Robot Lawer:So That's why you have not got an Snowball's chance...
Nurdbot:I see....and what options could i have..
Robot Lawer:All my Clients pleade Insanty
Nurdbot:..a few Months at a Robot insane Asylm...
Robot Lawer:Uhhuh...i leave you to Yourself...
*He Leaves*
(Tseng,Tseio-ohki,Jedi Gorgack,and Faux come into and stand Outside the cell)
Tseng:Nurdbot old freind when you taught me how to fight you said ALLWAYS SHOOT KI BLASTS OUTSIDE!!!
Faux:I had to cancel a Date with Raye Nurdbot!!!
Tseio-ohki:Nurdbot you given the B-Senshi a bad reputatoin look!!*Tseio-ohki pulls out an Newspaper that we cant se the front page*
Nurdbot:Washu beats Nixon in polls?
Tseio-ohki:Whoops wrong one...
*He Pulls out another one*
Nurdbot:Vegeta torches a bus full on Nuns?
Tseio-ohki:DAMNIT *Tosses that one away and Pulls out another one*
Nurdbot:Battle of The Breasts? RyokoVS Sailor Jupiter????
Tseng:Is this the one you want Tseio-ohki?*Pulls out an Paper*
Tseio-ohki:Yes!! Thank the god's!!!
*Tseio-ohki Tosses the other Paper away and snatches the one in Tseng's hand-we the the front page it has "WHAT THE B STANDS FOR IN
THE B-SENSHI"And there is a photo of an Officer holding a Desgusting loking Umbrella at Arm's Length and the other is a pic of Nurdbot
being Arested by the Galaxy Police*
Faux:You spoiled the rep of the B-Senshi..
Jedi Gorgack:...umm what does the 'B' stand for in the B-Senshi
All:.......
Tseio-ohki:Never mind that..Nurdbot..looks like your going on Trial tommow.
Nurdbot:And?
Jedi Goegack:*Hands a Letter to Nurdbot*
Nurdbot:*Looks at the letter*NOOOOOOOOOO*Get on his knee's and starts beating the floor*DAMN YOU JURY DUTY DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!
Tseng:Umm?? ar'nt you being a little Melodratic?
Nurdbot:This is the first time!!!
Faux:No it is not!!!
Nurdbot:Name one time...
*FLASHBACK*
TV:And now Tenchi in Tokyo
Nurdbot:*Drops bowl of Ramin*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*PRESENT*
Jedi Gorgack:And the other time....
*FLASHBACK*
Nurdbot:*reading Paper*PROABISON NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*PRESENT*
Nurdbot:Ok ok!!!,the point is guys Why WHY do you have to be in my Jury..
Tseng:It said we had to..read the small Print..
Nurdbot:'come of we will blow up your HQ'....now i know how Aeka felt dureing the cookiejar incident
*FLASHBACK*
(Courtroom,the B-Senshi plus the Tenchi Gang apart from Aeka are in the Jury)
Prosacuter:So who ate all the Cookies in the cookie jar...
Sasami:IT WAS HER I SAW HER EAT THEM
*PRESENT*
Tseio-ohki:WOAH we are missing Difrent strokes...,gotta go Big Red Guy....Good luck
*The B-Senshi leave*
Nurdbot:WHHYYYYYY*He beats the ground till it crack's dramatic Music is heard in the Background-cut to outside TT's GP Station we
can Hear Nurdbot sobs and Shouting 'WHY?'
(The Court-room.It has the B-Senshi and some other Fammiler face's as well-The Judge come in..he is about 45 has
an posh accent and white Hair*
Judge:Will the Court Rise?
*The Court rises*
Judge:Good-we are hear over a Messy Murder case..will the Convicted Jump up and down like a Moron?
Nurdbot:Ohh me me!! *Nurdbot starts Jumping*
Robot Lawer:*slaps face with hand*
(3 hours later)
Judge:Ok lets review...look at the evadence....A:The Rather Dirty umbrella and B plus C the Remains
of the Bird and Dog with Metel Fibres....and you say you are Innocent?
Nurdbot:Ok ok i admit i am Lieing..but the good thing was i did not do it on Purpus...
Jury:*Stare at Nurdbot Weirdly*
Nurdbot:What?
Tseng:Err you Ohner there something you should see..*Takes off the Sun Glasses Tseio-ohki is wearing..he is fast Asleep*
Judge:Wake up..
Tseio-ohki:*wakes up*Did i miss Blue Submarine 6 yet???
Tseng:Shhh
Tseio-ohki:Oh the Court thingie....
Faux:*slaps his hand on his face*
Tseng:*Sets the Sun Glasses on fire with his White Ki*Ok lets continue...
Nurdbot:Traitor!!!!
Robot LawerL:Time for Plan B...
Nurdbot:Plan B?
Robot Lawer:The insane thing..
Nurdbot:ohhh...
Robot Lawer:Ya Ohner my client has pleaded Insanity...
Judge:Any proof that he is insane...
Robot Lawer:Just look at his cloths..
Nurdbot:NANI???
Robot Lawer:And look what he did..i mean a Decent Killer would Never impale an Old lady in the Anus with
an Umbrella...
Nurdbot:NANI?????...You Little son of a...
Judge:i see your right *Pulls out a Gun and shoots at Nurdbot missing him*
Nurdbot:HEY!!!Now that Psycho...
Judge:Nurdbot Liverpool..i declare you INSANE..take him to the Robot Loony bin...
*The Bailifs wrap Nurdbot in bubble wrap stamp 'Defective Product' oh his head put him in the Box seal the box and roll it
down the Court to the doors*
Nurdbot:*CLANK*ow my arm *CLANK*Ow my chin ETC
*An Convayer Belt-there are loads of Robots on it..includeing Nurdbot.*
Nurdbot:ow ow ow Bloody thing won't stop Jerking...i am going to KILL that Lawer when i get back..*Jerk*
(Nurdbot arives at an Metel Detector Area-The Two Guards there look like Murdock and Noodle from
Gorrillaz)
Nodel:We must take all your persanol Item;s now...
Nurdbot:NANI??All of them?????
Murdock:*shrugs*we don't make the Rules..hand them over...
Nurdbot:£$%*)"*(&$ *Nurdbot takes off his Green Jacket and Fishing hat..he then opens his chest plate door and drops an
Entire pile of Anime stuff and walks through the door*
Nurdbot:Wow...i feal so..Ordanery...
*Another Guard hands him an No backed Paper robe*
Nurdbot:Thanks..*Puts it on*
*A Trapdoor opens from Under Nurdbot*
Nurdbot:eeeeeeee!!!!!
(Nurdbot falls into an Chair in an Office-there is an Robot with an Glass head with electrity
in it)
Robot doc:Hello Mr Liverpool...You have been Admitted hear to the Aslym for Traumitized Murders..am i correct..
Nurdbot:Yyyeeeesss....
Robot Doc:Good *presses a Button that shocks Nurdbot-the robot can't take that mutch Electricty
and he passes out-he wakes up on an Metel Padded cell the size of an Closet*
Nurdbot:Man this is gonna be tough...i lost all i loved in one day..all i own is this paper
Robe and this piece of gum stuck on my Cufflink....
(Next Morn-Nurdbot walks into the Big Room full of couches and Robot Nuts)
Nurdbot:Oh Joy (!)....
(a Robot that looks like R2D2 comes up)
T2T3:*in an Jamacan Accent*you brother trying to get da hang og dis place...
Nurdbot:..wait a sec i gotta bost up my Translater.....yep..
T2T3:Dis is da Magazine room..no da screw dont let us have robot porn...
Nurdbot:Damn...
T2T3:And dat is the wall you claw on for Freedom but never get through*points to an wall that looks scratched
up..there is 3 piles of rust and a old looking Robot scratching at it*
Nurdbot:....
T2T3:And dats there dis da TV...there only one channel on it do...
TV:Next on Discovery..
Nurdbot:...NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I AM IN ROBOT HELL AHAHAHAHHA*Gets shocked*..wow that feels good..
T2T3:Don't get adicted....we only get 3 blasts a week...
Nurdbot:*Getting up*So..AHHHHH*Trys powering up but fails*
T2T3:if ya one of dos Young Robot Fighter who think dat dere the strongest ya can't even get
a decent power up...dat coller around your neck stops ya from powering up..
Nurdbot:..How long have i had this on???
T2T3:Now Nurdbot Liverpool..my brother saw dat cat fight.,he kicked majer Robot booty..ya look like him right
Nurdbot:Dat.. i mean the last robot Tournament was 20 years ago !!!
T2T3:What ever...
(We pan across the room...we se a BIG robot beating an Small one)
BigBot:Pay me you little...
Nurdbot:Who's that baka...
T2T3:Dat's BigBot..he is the best fighter around..da screws are to scared to pat Da coller on him...
*There is an Light Green flash*
Nurdbot:He just sent that little robot to HFIL!!!
T2T3:Nothing ya can do unless your De Nurdbot...
Nurdbot:*sadly*Yeah...*Nurdbot mind*Damn coller..
T2T3:Wooo Lunch Time follow me...
*Nurdbot follows the R2-Unit down the a cafateria*
Nurdbot:*sniffs*Oil.Oil,Oil and Oil...
T2T3:Da Screws won't let us have alchol we stay alive Via Da Oil...
Nurdbot:TT are you a Pimp..
T2T3:Well....
Nurdbot:God i am Hungry..and i wish i had my cigars on me...
T2T3:Lets get some of Dat food...Hye Benny
Benny:Hi *serves Oil on a Tray*
T2T3:Mmmmm Dat' good Oil
*Nurdbot and T2T3 sit on a Lunch Table with other insane robots*
Robot 1:So Newbie waht are you in for??
Nurdbot:Murder..
All:ohhhh
T2T3:BigBot her for..*looks around and whispers*He..is..an..nonce
Nurdbot:NANI!!!!!!!
(BigBot Apears out of Nowhere T2T3 cowers*
BigBot:what you say??
T2T3:Nothing sir...
BigBot:Ohhh a Newbie..Time to Haze
*BigBot slams Nurdbot into his Tray of oil*
T2T3:The Bad new's is you only get one tray a day...
Nurdbot:..i hate this place.....
(Nurdbots Cell-night)
Nurdbot:*Thinking*I wonder what the others are doing now??? Dissing bad Fics,Killing Demons
drinking beer going on dates with there Girl Freinds...argueing on who's cuter over Mihoshi or Ami..
*sigh*God i miss the place already...Tseng and Tseio-ohki are Fighting over the Riceball by the sound
of it...*Explosions and curses of 'Baka' and 'Kuso' our heard..Nurdbot eye cover roll' down*
(Next Morn)
*Nurdbot is at the Scratching wall trying to get out sobbing every 3.2 secends..there is an Ping of
an Egg timer he stops*
Nurdbot:My Turn is done....
*He Leaves another Robot runs up to the Wall and starts scratching it like hell sobbing*
Nurdbot:*sigh*man This is Boreing...*Then he spots an Ranma manga in the comic section*MINE!!!
*Nurdbot runs to the Magazine are and grabs the Manga he opens it and starts Reading*
Ranma just gave Akane a Flower *Starts jumping around like an Moron (Again)then there is an clang*
BigBot:Hey Watch it weakling..oh whats this??? a Ranma...MINE *Snatches the Manga from Nurdbot*
Nurdbot:But *CRASH* OjI Sama We HaVe an PUrPle MonKEy....
(Shots Of Nurdbot getting beaten up with Cypris Hills insane in the menbrain playing in the Background)
Nurdbot:...5 weeks down..45 more to go....Im gonna die!!!!
(There is screaming)
Nurdbot:Oh Gods what now???
(we see BigBot with his hand over a Female Robot Nurses Wrist)
BigBot:Come to daddy..i NEED Suagr
Nurdbot:Leave her alone?
BigBot:Why should i runt...*Punches Nurdbot to the ground*
Nurdbot:*Getting up*You..basterd...AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!*The Room starts to go al wavy the Power coller
around Nurdbot neck melts then an Aura apears*
BigBot:..NO..No..NO!!
T2T3:Woah a power level of 500034...you must be..HIM!!!
Nurdbot:Your right my freind i the mighty Robot have had enough....
BigBot:No..please..it aint true..NO DON'T KILL ME?!!!!
Nurdbot:All of you should Leave
*The Robots and Robot Nurses run out of the room*
BigBot:NO *Punches at Nurdbot but Nurdbot catches it*
Nurdbot:No..This is an Real Punch
(There is an Crack and BigBot is sent halfway across the room thudding against the Metel Wall*
Nurdbot:For 5 weeks i have put up with all your crap..Now..It ends...R-E-D -W-A-V-E -O-F -D-E-A-T-H!!!!!
*A Huge Red Ki beam blasts from Nurdbots arms and smashes into BigBot destroying him*
Nurdbot:Now that settled....*Jumps and Flys to the coridoors..the Nurses are long Gone but the
Insane Robot's are still here*
Nurdbot:I shall bring you guys FREEDOM!!!
Robots:YEAH!!!!
(The small Group on loonys walks down the Coridoor..Nurdbot tosses the odd Red Ball of Ki at
any Guards..they reach the Office where there stuff is kept-Noodle and Murdock are standing guard)
Nurdbob:Stand aside puny Humans...
Murdock:You think we should
Noodle:*shrugs*Hell i don't know...
*The 2 stand aside and Nurdbot and the other Robots enter the room*
Nurdbot:i sence my posesions...there *He Pull off the door of an Locker with ease and Pull out his Anime
Stuff...he puts it in his chest Compartment..he then pulls out his Green Jacket and Fishing hat*
Nurdbot:At Last...*Dons the two*I am back baby!!!
T2T3:*Rolls in dressed as a Pimp*Lets go!!
Nurdbot:Wait-you need weapons..
T2T3:Got dem already...
Nurdbot:Then lets go...
(Nurdbot and co dressed as normal Robots head for the damiged room)
Nurdbot:Now lets see if this wall is Un blastable HAAAAAAIIII*Fires a Ball of ki..the wall colapses*
T2T3:FREEDOM!!!..*The bots run outisde
(A Day Later)
Nurdbot:Wah???
(Nurdbot look's around-he is back in the cell..this time he is hung Upsidedown in an Straight jacket
his hat has fallen off...then he see's a Bunch of Pissed of Members of The B-Senshi)
Nurdbot:..Epp
Tseio-ohki:...Nurdbot can you read this?
Nurdbot:Powerfulest Robot kill's 44 innocent robots...oh crap...
Faux:Yepp..you don't remeber do you????
Jedi Gorgack:You leg your Followers to an Abandoned house where the cops Ambushed you..
you survived but your Freinds where pepperd full og hole's...
Guard:Your bail has been payed Nurdbot *Opens Door and Shoot's Nurdbot down from the ceiling*
Tseng:You owe us 6607 wong...little moron...
*The B-Senshi leave*
Nurdbot:..errr a little help???
Tseng:*sighs and drags Nurdbot out*
(Washu's lab)
Washu:There done!! Thanks to the New Chip your freind has all the Stuff we might have in our Heads...Soul conchence...
Tseng:And all it took was 34 crates of his fav Beer ^^
Nurdbot:I learned my lesson *drinks beer*
(BLACKOUT)
Washu:if that chip does not work i take the beer away...
Nurdbot:Errr...i feel your love ^^
END
Authors notes:Wow..this is the first episode beleve it of not...R&R Please ^^,OCCT and Tseio-ohki
