The B-Senshi's Adventures

Episode 2:WHY WHY MY HQ??????

(Tseng and Tseio-ohki both walk into the B-Senshi's HQ kitchen at the same Time..they both Spot an Riceball on the plate-Spagati Western Music
begins to play)
Tseng:So do you think your lucky..do you ya..Punk?
Tseio-ohki:Yeh i do...
(The Two stand there and then dash for the rice-ball)
Tseng:You little punk that riceball's mine!!!
Tseip-ohki:I saw it first....!
(The Two colide the Riceball flys into Nurdbot's hand as he walks into the Kitchen reading MST's weekly)
Nurdbot:Thanks....*Takes a Bite out the Riceball and swallows hole*
T&T:........WAHHHHH!!!!
*BLACKOUT*
(A Grey screen apears..it has Insert Random theme tune...you hear a coin clink and the Futurama Themetune starts playing it shows shot's of Tseng
,Tseio-ohki,Faux,Jedi Gorgack and Nurdbot)]
*BLACKOUT-Open to last time*
Tseng:*sobbing*WHY...WHY !!!
Nurdbot:And they say i am Melodramatic....
Faux:*Runs in with the Demon buster (The Masumine )in her hand..the blade looks glimmers in a way to stop Tseng sobbing*SHUT UP SAILOR MOON'S ON..
All:YAY!! Young Girls in Mini-Skirts!!!
Tseng:Out of my way cabbit ¬¬
Tseio-ohki:How dare you say that to yourself...i am half of you soul you know....
(All start shoveing they arive the the Lounge and watch Sailor Moon)
Jedi Gorgack:Nurdbot...will you stop tilting your head....
Nurdbot:*whiney*But i want a look up there Skirts....
Faux:Your As Perverted as Jim...
Nurdbot:HEY...i owe him..he sold me the Undubbed Episode of OVA 4...
Tseng:Hey wait a sec..how long have you had that Tenchi Episode....
Nurdbot:In my room....
All:O-0...
Jedi Gorgack:Charrrrgggeee!!!
*Cavalry Trumpet charge as our Group run up the Stair's,Tseng Puts his head in an Tseng shaped hole..an door opens.Gorgack put his hand on an red Door
pad..it ping's and Turns Green then They all grab poll's slide down into an Old Libary Tseio-ohki pulls a book of an Shelf the Shelf swings around*
Tseng:Gentlemen welcome to GAHHHHHH!!!!!
*Pan out of Techno Tokyo..Earth...The Universe..we can still hear the Scream....*
Tseng:AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Faux:what the hell????
Jedi Gorgack:*Turns on the Light*Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nurdbot:The Horror..the Horror THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR!!!!!!!
(The Basement where the B-Senshi keep all there Otako stuff is destroyed....the wall scrolls have been ripped in half,The Video's have been trambled and snapped
The Manga's torn apart...the cd bent)
Tseng:*sinking to his Knee's sobbing*WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Tseio-ohki:My god...The Horror
Nurdbot:HEY that was my line...
Faux:Shut up..we gotta find who did this so we can punnish them easly....
Tseng:The Assassins right..YAH *Tseng power's up..his White Aura surrounds him..the rest of the B-Senshi Follow*
(The Lot walk around the shredded room-Tseng starts sobbing again)
Tseng:..Why..me....
Tseio-ohki:Hey Guys look what i have found here...
(Nurdbot puts his Flashlight eyes on and Flashes under an Table where a tatterd remains of an Mihoshi sculptre is..the Light shine on those EVIL
Baby's of that Stupid Show RugRats)
The B-Senshi:Awwww.....
(They Get an Evil Red glow in there eye's one of them Bites Tseio-ohki)
Tseio-ohki:OW THAT LITTLE BASTERD BIT ME!!!!
Nurdbot:There eye's are glowing...MY GOD THIS IS LIKE THE GARLIC JNR SAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jedi Gorgack:JUMP!!
*The B-Senshi jump away from the Tablle...the Baby's are not huge And powerful...evil doer's...told ya they where evil*
???:I am Tommy Tomi..and i want BABE's for my sick deed's
Tseng:Not on my watch you S.O.B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The B-Senshi:Yeah!!!
Tseng:We are the B-Senshi and you have just preformed EVIL Sackrelidge..Now you must Pay..FOR THE CITIZENS OF TECHNO TOKYO AND OUT OTAKO STUFF!!!!!!!!
The B-Senshi charge at the Demon Tseio-ohki flys through the window*
Tseng:Little Buddy!! YAHHHH *Tseng Starts slashing at the red Haired Demon he cuts a huge chunk out*
Faux:M-A-S-U-M-I-N-E B-GAHHHHH
*The Demon Twins send Faux Smashing through the HQ into the Busy Streets of TT*
Jedi Gorgack:Half Brother!!!!!GAHHH*Gorgack is smashed through the HQ followed by the Remaining B-Senshi-The HQ colapses when the
EVIL RugRat Demons arive*
Nurdbot:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tseng:Our HQ!!!
Tseio-ohki:I gotta warn the Citizens to TT...*Tseio-ohki leaps into the Air and changes to an cabbit ship*
Jedi Gorgack:Good Luck Tseio-ohki!!!!
Tseng:Ok...so who's gonna fight first??
Nurdbot:i am....
Chucky:Ill fight you Metel Man!!!!
Nurdbot:Fine by me...AGHHHHHHH*Nurdbot Powers up and Starts TO pummel Chuckly*
Nurdbot:Oh and this is for my Manga YAHHH*He Kness Khuckie in the Groin And sends the EVIL demon flying into the Ground*
Chucky:GLARE*The metel eye's shoot a Beam of Grey Ki at Nurdbot it hit's Nurdbot and sends him flying into an Building*Ahahha*THUMP*
Tseng:Is Nurdbot ok Gorgack???
Jedi Gorgack:I still sence his presence...
Chucky:*weakly*Hel-p..m-e..To-mmy
Tommy:...*Stamp's on Chucky's Neck*
The B-Senshi:O_0!!!!
Tommy:The Little S.O.B Was the weakest of the Bunch...The Next fight will be Longer.....
Tseng:So who's gonna fight now??
Faux:Id like to Fight the Next oppoment's....
Tommy:Verry well...
Tseng:(Under his breath)Retard...
P&L:We are the Twin's and we chalenge you
Faux:i accept the Chalenge!!!!!YAHHHH*Faux Powers up to his strongest Power level (21000)
P&L:21000..how weak..YAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!*They both power up...to 26000 each*
Nurdbot:My god look at there Power level's!!!!!
Faux:...i don't care Hai *Faux Leaps into the air and Dodges the Punches and Kicks the Twins Give him...he pullso ut 2 shrunkens
from his pocket..he put them in his hands and Throws them*SHRUNKEN HAIL!!!!*The 2 shrunkens turn to Green Energy hten double up..there is
now 60 green spinning Energy shrunkens heading into P's direction they hit and Cut him up to pieces which slop onto the Ruined rubble
of the B-Senshi's Ex HQ*
Faux:*catches the 2 now normal Shrunkens and puts them in his Assassin suit pocket*Now..lets..Get..readdy..to...die...L....
L:Noooooo!!!
Faux:*Pulls out the Demon buster*M-A-S-U-M-I-N-E -B-E-A-*SMASH*
Tseng:What the Hell??
*Faux Smashes into the Ground..the Demon Buster Clatters near the Corpse of Chucky*
*FLASHBACK*
Faux:M-A-S-U-M-I-N-E B-
L:Punch of Pain...
*PRESENT*
Tommy:*chuckles*The Winner...L...the Loser's P and your freind....
Tseng:The Demon Buster!!!!!
Tommy:*Kicks it into an wall*That thing won't be needed....next match...
Jedi Gorgack:Its seem's im the only one left that can fight now...
Tommy:Verry well..you shall Fight Angelica
Angelica:Heheh i am going to Enjoy this....
Jedi Gorgack:AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Gorgack's Powerlevel go's to its mightyest..21000*
Angelica:Hump *Powers up-Powerlevel 24000*
Jedi Gorgack:Hah!!
Angelica:DIIIIIIEEEEE*She starts Punches Faux the 2 starts Punching and Kicking like crazy then there is an salm*
Jedi Gorgack:FORCE PUSH ATTACK *A huge gust of wind sends Angelica flying into an Building*
Jedi Gorgack:She's not dead Yet...*Ignites his Lightsabre*
Angelica:HHHHHHAAAAAAAA*She smashes into Gorgack headon and wind's him..she then Starts Punching the Hell
outta the Jedi*
Tseng:Gorgack use the Force!!!!
Faux:*Getting up*Hence ANOTHER Cliche....
Jedi Gorgack:GRARRGHHHH
Angelica:Heh heh he AGGGHHHH *Angelica is punched by something Invisable blood flys from Her Mouth Gorgacks swings
at her with his Lightsabre takeing on her right Arm...then a blast of Beam From nowhere sneds the Jedi into a Building*
Tseng:?????
Tommy:Loseing the Limbs was illegal...Look's like you Hvae Lost B-Senshi...but there is nothing
of intrest for us on this Plannet now....
Tseng:....
Tommy:..so we are going to Destory it!!!
The B-Senshi:*FaceFault*
Tseng:I will never let you Destroy this plannet i grew up on it!!!!!!!
Tommy:Tough...Angelica...L finnish him
A&L:Yes Master
*The Two Powerup and charge at Tseng ready to blast him*
Tseng:*Thinking*If i die..the plannet will be next...my Famly will die..and Linex will get Kyoko..NOoo
L:AAHHHHH
Tseng:HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Nurdbot:*still trying to get up but can't*Oh my God's!! Tseng powerlevel is 35000!!!!!!!
Tseng:hHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nurdbot:Now 40000 (Forty thousand)
Angelica:No..This can't be..HAI *She Fire's 2 or 3 Grey Ki balls at Tseng but he just beat's them off*
Tseng:My Turn!!!!*He Start's Punching and Kicking Angelica till she is an Bloody pulp*
Angelica:L Help
Tseng:*Throws Angelica Down into the Rubble and Does the same Treatment to L*
L:Sorry he just to powerful..
Angelcia:...RANDOM ATTACK...SPEACHEL BEAM CANNON!!!
*Piccolo's attack jsut misses Tseng But burns his Cape*
L:Random Attack Solar Flare
Tseng:*covers his eyes*Gahh
*L and A leap up and Start Pummeling Tseng but he just stand's ther unharmed*
L:Why won't he go Dow-
Tseng:Yah*Kicks L and A in the Gut*Time to destroy you 2 once and For all....
L:Come on Angelica we can do this
Tseng:CHAOS KI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*100 White Ki orbs Fly out of Tseng's hand and Smash into A and L ripping them apart there blood evaparates
before it hits the Ground..*
Nurdbot:Bloody Hell !!!!
Tommy:NANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tseng:*panting*you...are...next...
Tommmy:NO...my guards and i have planned this break out for Genarations..you HQ had layers of Ki dust from your attack..we
gatherd anuff to Transform...and nox..the plan's gone to bits...but i can still destroy the Plannet...
BY SUCKING IT INTO THE RETARDED ZONE!!!!!!
Jedi Gorgack:no!!!!
Tseng:The Same zone where all those Despised in the Anime Universe Go???
Tommy The Very same....
Faux:Oh HFIL!!!!
Tseng:Kuso!!
Nurdbot:By Lo no!!!!!
*Tommy Leap into the Air and starts to Powerup*
Tommy:AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*An Orange portal opens and starts to suck thing's in like a Vac..the remains of the B-Senshi's HQ
along with 2 body's Dissapear...*
Tseng:Quick Everyone gather round...
*The B-Senshi gatther around Tseng he make's an White Shield*
Faux:This is BAD
Jedi Gorgack:We are Missing something..
Tseng:Tseio-ohki!!!!
(we see an Swirley Eye Tseio-ohki pass the Energy dome)
Tseng:I am not going to let my soul Brother Perish...Faux can you hold the Dome for an sec?
Faux:Sure...
Tseng:Thanks..
*Tseng Phases out and Grabs Tseio-ohki he phases back into the Dome*
Nurdbot:Guys..i think my Roter is busted....i can't move my Legs...
Faux:I think we should be worried about that..*points to the Retarded Zone*
Gorgack:and i regret no makeing Love to Lita (Makato)ass well...
Tseng:Heh heh heh we are all going to Die...
Tseio-ohki:Ouch my head...what happend...
Jedi Gorgack:Well we beat the Demon's..except the Guy in the Sky Who has opened the portal to
the Retarded zone...
Nurdbot:Long Story short...we are all screwed if we can't think of something...
Jedi Gorgack:we are all still weak from the Battle's we all thought...
Tseng:And i don't think i can hold this dome up for Long...
Nurdbot:Tseng's right...his power level is One Thousand and forty five...
Faux:Damn Damn Kuso and Damn...
(The Energy dome starts to flicker)
Jedi Gorgack:Oh Boy this is it....
Tommy:yOu ShALl PaY FoR RuINiG My PlAN!!!!!!!!!
Tseio-ohki:OK Nurdbot can we panic now..
Nurdbot:No
Tseio-ohki:Now?
Nurdbot:No...
Tseio-ohki:Now?
Nurdbot:NO!!!!
Jedi Gorgack:..we could be watching DBZ or Tenchi right know...
Faux:i KNEW We should of called for the Ki cleaners...But nooo
Nurdbot:Anybody Hungry???i got some Soup in my head..
Tseng:No Nurdbot...
(The Dome Disapears)
Nurdbot:This is ITTTTTTTTT!!!!
(Nurdbot is swept up first followed by Faux then Gorgack then Tseio-ohki)
Tseng:No..im not going down this Easy...WOAHAHAHA*Tseng is swept up but something glints
Tseng look's and spots Faux's Masumine the Demon Buster it's blade still clean*
Tseng:I just gotta get that...
*Tsengs silver tail grabs the Masumine and Hides it behind his back he passes Tommy*
Tommy:The World is des-
Tseng:Suprise
*Tseng Plunges the Kittana deep into Tommy's chest Tommy scream's Tseng rips The Masumine out..Tommy Falls to the ground with an Crash
The Portal of the Retarded Zone closes and Drops Nurdbot,Faux,Gorgack and Tseio-ohki to the Ground*
Tommy:*asping and clutching his wound*I..have..not..lost...
Tseng:*Powers up and Throws the Kittana to Faux*Here is the Demon Buster Faux...
Faux:*catches it and sheaves it*Thank's...
Tseng:And as for you Tommy..say hi to Your Freinds for me in HFIL WHITE BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*A huge White Ki blast hits Tommy destroying him*
Nurdbot:.The Earth is saved....again *THUMP*
*BLACKOUT*