Adventures of the B-Senshi
Tseng:Last time we battled EVIL Demons wanting to Destroy the Earth.Well we Blasted Tommy's demon helpers
to HFIL but Tommy was the Hardest when he opened the Retarded Zone.Thanks to Faux Demon Buster we maiged to ecape that
Horrible zone but now we are Manga and HQ less..Enjoy..PS R&R DAMN YOU!!!!
(Themetune Ranma)
(The Screen goes Blury we see The B-Senshi apart from Nurdbot Gathered around an Hospital bed)
Nurdbot:Ouch my head..and why can't i move my legs..
Tseio-ohki:Man that blow to the computer was worse than i though right Tseng
Tseng:Yeah...
Faux:You don't remember the Fight???
Jedi Gorgack:THAT was an Chalenge...
Nurdbot:but what happend....
Tseng:Well..
*FLASHBACK*
Tommy:The Word is dest-
Tseng:Suprise *Stabs The Demon Buster into Tommy's chest and Pulls it out*
*PRESENT*
Nurdbot:Oh yeah....then Our HQ and Anime stuff....is all gone....
Tseio-ohki:Yep...the cop's have went to the site...just dust and Rubble...
Jedi Gorgack:Oh and the bad News is That your roter is busted
Nurdbot:NANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faux:Gorgack!!!
Jedi Gorgack:NANI?
Nurdbot:Explain some detail's of the Battle are Preety Sketchy..i remember the Hole of the Retard zone and you
guys Power level's...
Tseio-ohki:Well you where first to battle...
*FLASHBACK*
Chucki:GLARE!!!*An beam of Grey Ki hits Nurdbot and sends him flying into some Building reduceing them to rubble*
*PRESENT*
Nurdbot:That impact must of brok my roter..NOOOOOO MY FIGHTING DAYS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tseng:Woah there...me and the rest of the B-Senshi heard the location of the DragonBalls
Faux:Are plan is to gather the DragonBalls summon Shenlong and grant our Wishes
Nurdbot:Which Would be?
Faux:3 extra Girlfreinds
Tseng:*Kicks Faux*The Roter you moron!!!!
Jedi Gorgack:Faux ment ask Shenlong to make your Roter invinceble...
Nurdbot:So i WILL walk again???
Tseio-ohki:Give the Bot an Manga he just Guessed...
Nurdbot:...The Weird thing was had this Crazy dream...
Tseng:Uhhuh...
Nurdbot:We where all singing and then a Metel Version of Tseng jumped out of My Hat and we where chased around by
Cat Beasts....
T,F,T-O,G:*Stare at Nurdbot Strangely*
Tseio-Ohki:Have you been takeing Electritcy Nurdbot???
Nurdbot:..NANI!! no i am not a Druggie you Baka...
Jedi Gorgack:Well...we bought some Ranma and Tenchi Manga's to keep you alive...
Nurdbot:*snatching the Manga's away from Gorgack*Thank the Maker!!!!
Nurse:Visiting hours our over Sir's
*The B-Senshi leave*
Nurdbot:I could do with an Drink....
Nurse:Oil sir?
Nurdbot:.....*Lights an Cigar*
Nurse:SIR!!!*She grabs an Table and smacks Nurdbot over the head with it*
Nurdbot:What the hell was th-ARRGHHH*Nurdbot spits up cigar ashes*Ouch...
Tseng:Ok guys we gotta viset Washu..she will Transport us to the DragonBalls location..
Faux:But Washu prods us and Injects uf with Stuff when we are not looking...
Tseio-ohki:Oh Grow up..your an Assassin and member of the Watch
Jedi Gorgack:*A Portal Opens*Wel guys...we gotta do it for all of us...*Jedi Gorgack Turns and runs but
Tseng Grabs him And Throws the Jedi into the Portal First*
Faux:Ok ok lets go!!!
*The B-Senshi go through the Portal-They end up in OVA Washu's Lab*
Tseng:Oh Little Washu where are yo-OW!!!
Faux:Told you...
Washu:*Holding a syringe with a white Glowing liquid*You got Strange blood Tseng..what couler Band-Aid do you want
Tseng:Blue.WAIT where here for a Purpuse Washu..
Washu:What couler Band-Aid?
Tseng:Thats not the bloody Point!!
Washu:Wow amazeing your Blood is turning Black
Faux:#Told you told tolf you told you#
Washu:HEY..where is you Kletomanic freind?
Jedi Gorgack:Who?
Washu:That Robot Who always steals my stuff...
Tseng:Ohhh Nurdbot...well you see this is why we came here..
*Tseng explains the Battle to Washu*
Washu:Wow saved by Faux's Masumine...Does it still have the Demon Blood on it...
Faux:*Unsceathes it and hands it to Washu*
Washu:*Takes the Masumine and Puts in on an Table*Hmm the Blood is orange..Normal Demons have green blood....
Jedi Gorgack:Also Nurdbot had an Starnge dream...
*Gorgack explains the Dream to Washu*
Washu:Oh i can't help you with that...
*Washu scrapes some Orange blood of the Masumine Blade and Hands The Sword back to Faux*
Faux:Thanks *Sceathes it*
Washu:Now *activates her Holo-Top*Get Ready Guys i am sending you to random points on the Plannet..you may feal a slight tingle in your feet
if this fails you won't be near them...
Tseio-ohki:That's an Relief (!)
Washu:Good luck *Misses the Enter Button*Opps..*presses it the B-Senshi Disapear*
(There is an Flash and an Thud)
Tseng:Ouch..where the Hell are we Tseio-ohki?
Tseio-ohki:*sniffs*Smells like Afghanistan....
Tseng:DUCK*They Both Duck as Gunfire is exchanged*
Tseio-ohki:I think we are Better off just locating the Dragonball...over there
*The 2 Phases out*
(Faux Comes put an Building in France holding the 4th Dragonball)
Faux:Thanks Girls...Best 3 buck's i have ever spent...
(There is an Flash and an Splat of Mud)
Jedi Gorgack:Erggh where the Hell am I
(There is some Bleeping and Wistleing)
Jedi Gorgack:PC-6 That's where you have been..
*More Whistleing*
Jedi Gorgack:Where is it take me there...
*We pan out to See Jedi Gorgack in an Muddy WW1 Trench*
PC-6:*beep wistle beep* (Mind the Corpses)
Jedi Gorgack:At Last i found my Side Kick...
(Back in Afghanistan)
Tseng:Woah..it looks like an Model City
Tseio-ohki:No..its an Mice City..
Tseng:AGGHHHHHH!!!an mice city!!!!..i bet they Have Mallets and Frying pans..im not going in there
Tseio-ohki:Look the Number 6 DragonBall!!!!!!
Tseng:Where....*Groans*At the End of the City!!!!
TBC
Tseng:Last time we battled EVIL Demons wanting to Destroy the Earth.Well we Blasted Tommy's demon helpers
to HFIL but Tommy was the Hardest when he opened the Retarded Zone.Thanks to Faux Demon Buster we maiged to ecape that
Horrible zone but now we are Manga and HQ less..Enjoy..PS R&R DAMN YOU!!!!
(Themetune Ranma)
(The Screen goes Blury we see The B-Senshi apart from Nurdbot Gathered around an Hospital bed)
Nurdbot:Ouch my head..and why can't i move my legs..
Tseio-ohki:Man that blow to the computer was worse than i though right Tseng
Tseng:Yeah...
Faux:You don't remember the Fight???
Jedi Gorgack:THAT was an Chalenge...
Nurdbot:but what happend....
Tseng:Well..
*FLASHBACK*
Tommy:The Word is dest-
Tseng:Suprise *Stabs The Demon Buster into Tommy's chest and Pulls it out*
*PRESENT*
Nurdbot:Oh yeah....then Our HQ and Anime stuff....is all gone....
Tseio-ohki:Yep...the cop's have went to the site...just dust and Rubble...
Jedi Gorgack:Oh and the bad News is That your roter is busted
Nurdbot:NANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faux:Gorgack!!!
Jedi Gorgack:NANI?
Nurdbot:Explain some detail's of the Battle are Preety Sketchy..i remember the Hole of the Retard zone and you
guys Power level's...
Tseio-ohki:Well you where first to battle...
*FLASHBACK*
Chucki:GLARE!!!*An beam of Grey Ki hits Nurdbot and sends him flying into some Building reduceing them to rubble*
*PRESENT*
Nurdbot:That impact must of brok my roter..NOOOOOO MY FIGHTING DAYS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tseng:Woah there...me and the rest of the B-Senshi heard the location of the DragonBalls
Faux:Are plan is to gather the DragonBalls summon Shenlong and grant our Wishes
Nurdbot:Which Would be?
Faux:3 extra Girlfreinds
Tseng:*Kicks Faux*The Roter you moron!!!!
Jedi Gorgack:Faux ment ask Shenlong to make your Roter invinceble...
Nurdbot:So i WILL walk again???
Tseio-ohki:Give the Bot an Manga he just Guessed...
Nurdbot:...The Weird thing was had this Crazy dream...
Tseng:Uhhuh...
Nurdbot:We where all singing and then a Metel Version of Tseng jumped out of My Hat and we where chased around by
Cat Beasts....
T,F,T-O,G:*Stare at Nurdbot Strangely*
Tseio-Ohki:Have you been takeing Electritcy Nurdbot???
Nurdbot:..NANI!! no i am not a Druggie you Baka...
Jedi Gorgack:Well...we bought some Ranma and Tenchi Manga's to keep you alive...
Nurdbot:*snatching the Manga's away from Gorgack*Thank the Maker!!!!
Nurse:Visiting hours our over Sir's
*The B-Senshi leave*
Nurdbot:I could do with an Drink....
Nurse:Oil sir?
Nurdbot:.....*Lights an Cigar*
Nurse:SIR!!!*She grabs an Table and smacks Nurdbot over the head with it*
Nurdbot:What the hell was th-ARRGHHH*Nurdbot spits up cigar ashes*Ouch...
Tseng:Ok guys we gotta viset Washu..she will Transport us to the DragonBalls location..
Faux:But Washu prods us and Injects uf with Stuff when we are not looking...
Tseio-ohki:Oh Grow up..your an Assassin and member of the Watch
Jedi Gorgack:*A Portal Opens*Wel guys...we gotta do it for all of us...*Jedi Gorgack Turns and runs but
Tseng Grabs him And Throws the Jedi into the Portal First*
Faux:Ok ok lets go!!!
*The B-Senshi go through the Portal-They end up in OVA Washu's Lab*
Tseng:Oh Little Washu where are yo-OW!!!
Faux:Told you...
Washu:*Holding a syringe with a white Glowing liquid*You got Strange blood Tseng..what couler Band-Aid do you want
Tseng:Blue.WAIT where here for a Purpuse Washu..
Washu:What couler Band-Aid?
Tseng:Thats not the bloody Point!!
Washu:Wow amazeing your Blood is turning Black
Faux:#Told you told tolf you told you#
Washu:HEY..where is you Kletomanic freind?
Jedi Gorgack:Who?
Washu:That Robot Who always steals my stuff...
Tseng:Ohhh Nurdbot...well you see this is why we came here..
*Tseng explains the Battle to Washu*
Washu:Wow saved by Faux's Masumine...Does it still have the Demon Blood on it...
Faux:*Unsceathes it and hands it to Washu*
Washu:*Takes the Masumine and Puts in on an Table*Hmm the Blood is orange..Normal Demons have green blood....
Jedi Gorgack:Also Nurdbot had an Starnge dream...
*Gorgack explains the Dream to Washu*
Washu:Oh i can't help you with that...
*Washu scrapes some Orange blood of the Masumine Blade and Hands The Sword back to Faux*
Faux:Thanks *Sceathes it*
Washu:Now *activates her Holo-Top*Get Ready Guys i am sending you to random points on the Plannet..you may feal a slight tingle in your feet
if this fails you won't be near them...
Tseio-ohki:That's an Relief (!)
Washu:Good luck *Misses the Enter Button*Opps..*presses it the B-Senshi Disapear*
(There is an Flash and an Thud)
Tseng:Ouch..where the Hell are we Tseio-ohki?
Tseio-ohki:*sniffs*Smells like Afghanistan....
Tseng:DUCK*They Both Duck as Gunfire is exchanged*
Tseio-ohki:I think we are Better off just locating the Dragonball...over there
*The 2 Phases out*
(Faux Comes put an Building in France holding the 4th Dragonball)
Faux:Thanks Girls...Best 3 buck's i have ever spent...
(There is an Flash and an Splat of Mud)
Jedi Gorgack:Erggh where the Hell am I
(There is some Bleeping and Wistleing)
Jedi Gorgack:PC-6 That's where you have been..
*More Whistleing*
Jedi Gorgack:Where is it take me there...
*We pan out to See Jedi Gorgack in an Muddy WW1 Trench*
PC-6:*beep wistle beep* (Mind the Corpses)
Jedi Gorgack:At Last i found my Side Kick...
(Back in Afghanistan)
Tseng:Woah..it looks like an Model City
Tseio-ohki:No..its an Mice City..
Tseng:AGGHHHHHH!!!an mice city!!!!..i bet they Have Mallets and Frying pans..im not going in there
Tseio-ohki:Look the Number 6 DragonBall!!!!!!
Tseng:Where....*Groans*At the End of the City!!!!
TBC
