The Adventures of the B-Senshi
Episode 4:Dragonballs Gatherd
Tseng:Hello Adoreing Fans (And FanGirls) last time Nurdbot woke up in Techno Tokyo Hospital descovering
his Roter was Broken and he could not Move.So The B-Senshi decided to help there Robotic Freind by colecting
the Dragonball's things have got off to an Great Start...
(Themetune-Tenchi OVA)
(Open to the entrence of the Mouse City)
Tseng:DAMN IT!!!!
Tseio-ohki:What's so scary about Mice?
Tseng:Well if these Mise could Build a city....THEY COULD USE MALLETS!!! LIKE IN TOM AND JERRY AHGHHHHHH!!!!!
Tseio-ohki:*sweatdrops*oookkkkaaaaaayyyy.......
Tseng:.....GAHHH
Tseio-ohki:*Jumps up and slams Tseng in the fave with A Garden Trowl (Mr Whappy Jnr)Your the Earth Prince of Ctarl Ctarl's!!!!
why should you be afraid of little Sqwerts like them?
Tseng:UmmmThose?
Tseio-ohki:What??
*Tseng Points at Mini B-52's*
Tseio-ohki:NANI!!!
Tseng:We better Duck for Kami sake..Mmmmm Duck soup...
*The 2 duck with Ease the B-52 dropp mini bombs on them*
Tseng:YOU LITTLE BAKA'S THIS SUIT I AMANI!!!
*Tseng powers up the White Aura Surrounds him*
Tseio-ohki:Ummm
*Tseng Blasts through the City and Grabs the DragonBall..he then Turns around and Chaos Ki's the city*
Tseng:What?
Tseio-ohki:Ummm ^^ Never mind..lets find those Other Dragonball's
Tseng:Gotcha ^^
Mouse Presadent:I deied doing what i loved *Diez*
(Meanwhile...)
Jedi Gorgack:So PC-6 while we are looking for that Dragonball...why the hell are you working hear?
PC-6:*Beap wistle and Crap..*
Jedi Gorgack:I seeeee.....and you slept with her to get this job?
PC-6:*Bleep*
Jedi Gorgack:..or it was that or Tiger Feeder.....we REALLY need to get an Translater...
*crunch*
Jedi Gorgack:Damn skull's....
(Yet another Meanwhile)
Faux:My god!!! this might be the Hardest chalenge yet!!!
*Pan out to show the IRS building*
Faux:Thank god Senshi heros don't have to pay tax's....
Beurocrat 1:Hello sir
Faux:GAHHHH *Unsceathes the Demon Buster and Slices the Beurocrat in half*
Beurocrat 2:I would like to show you your Ta-
*Faux Stabs this one with an Assassin dagger*
Faux:Bugger off all of you!!!!!!!!
*Faux climbs the Building cutting up all IRS Beurocrats (Except for the HOT feamale Interns) till he reached the head of the IRS*
Faux:Dr Evil???
Dr Evil:That's fricken right...you have destoyed my Evil Empire Mr Powers...
Faux:Its D-Cunning...
Dr Evil:Whatever....now.........
Faux:....
Dr Evil:.....
Faux:....
Dr Evil:..ah screw this kill him Kangaroo Boy....
(Jimmy (The HAM radio Nerd) come's in dressed as an Kangaroo hops in)
Jimmy:Ok Course Unki Evil
Dr Evil: For Fricks sake your 15 call me Dr Evil or the Slave Girls won't come to your house anymore
Faux:I killed you...oh well ill try again M-A-S-U-M-I-N-E B-E-A-M!!!!!
*An red and Orange Ki blasts blasts from the Demon Hunter Hits and sends Jimmy Flying through the 21 story window and into the Fountin*
Faux:And now for...Where The Hell Did Dr Evil go...
(At the Rooftop)
Rufus:Ahh man i love the candy this place sells
*Rufus Grabs the Helecopter thingie but then-)
Dr Evil:Push off
Rufus:GAHAHHHHHHHHH*Gets Caught by his Fan Girls*Yay..umm girls what with that look in your eye..ummm HEEELLLPPP!!!
Dr Evil:Drive the Evil compter..
(Back to the Office)
Faux:*Looking around*Where the hell did he go?
*Faux Turns around we see Rufus pass clawing the air*
Faux:Ahh forget it...now...where is that DragonBall......
*Faux spots something Glinting at Docter Evils Desk*
Faux:...HEY...Dr Evil Left GUMMI BEAR'S!!!!
*Faux runs up to the Desk pull it open Grabs the pack of the Gummi bears and eats them*
Faux:Oh....*Picks up the 1st DragonBall*Ok my Mission is done ^^
*Faux blasts through the IRS building Window's and spots an Odd Scene..Rufus running away from His FanGirls*
Faux:They Must be in heat..Meh...
(Back at the WW1 Trenches)
Jedi Gorgack:Hmmm Tseng's got 1 and Faux has 2...3 more DragonBalls to find.....
PC-6:*Bleep bleep..bleep*
Jedi Gorgack:Yeah-what ever...
*crunch*
Jedi Gorgack:God Dammnit ¬¬!!!!!!!!!..how mutch Ferther PC-6???
PC-6:*Bleep wistle Bleep twerp*
Jedi Gorgack:Thank god I-
*The Two Turn around the corner*
Jedi Gorgack:*Eyes bugging out*It-i-its not possible...IT'S YOU!!!
*We pan the Camra around the Corner and we see The Guy Who Wears Womens Bra's..dressed as Darth Vader..there is Orange bloood on his right
arm his eye Glow Demonicly*
T.G.W.W.W.B:MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice to meet you hear 'freind'
Jedi Gorgack:What the Hell Happend to you?
T.G.W.W.W.B:i got layed by a Hot Demon Women..she said i was hot..she told me about the Retarded Zone where she lived.I want to live
there i said to her she bit me and Disapeared to her Dimension so i am Colecting the DragonBall's so i can open the Retarded Zone
and Join my Love...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Jedi Gorgack:*thinking*My god he has Flipped!!!!
PC-6:*Bleep wistle Tworp*(Look Behind him!!!)
Jedi Gorgack:Wha?...*Jedi Gorgack Look's TGWWWB has the 3rd and 2nd DragonBalls*My god...
T.G.W.W.W.B:AHAHAHAHA don't even think about it..2 more Tried before you..now look at them...
*T.G.W.W.W.B points at a rotting pile of Flesh*
Jedi Gorgack:You sicken me....*Powers up to an new Level..23000 and Ignites his lightSabre*
T.G.W.W.W.B:You wan't to fight?? fine by me MWHAHAHAHAH *Ignites his Purple Light Sabre*
Jedi Gorgack:*Thinking*His Powerlevel is 27000??? last time we checked it was 300?..that fling with the Girl must of Improved him..and drove
him to Insanity...*Outloud*PC-6 Find some place to hide...
PC-6:*Bleep and hides*
T.G.W.W.W.B:Hah *Throws Orange Ki Balls at Gorgack who bats them Back with his LightSabre*
Jedi Gorgack:Force Ki HAH *A Huge ball of White Ki starts to build up till it's an size of an Namek DragonBal..then It splits into 10...*
T.G.W.W.W.B:is that all you got??
Jedi Gorgack:HAH*He fires the Ki balls but TGWWWBs dodges them and gets Ready to Strikes with his Light Sabre*
T.G.W.W.W.Bs:PREPERE TO DIE!!!!!!!!
*Gorgack and T.G.W.W.W.Bs light Sabre Meets they slash dodge And Parry..they both slash and knock there Lightsabres out of there Hands*
T.G.W.W.W.B:NO!!!
Jedi Gorgack:*Thinking*Now's your chance *Gorgack Punches T.G.W.W.W.B in the gut and sends him flying into the Barbed wire*
T.G.W.W.W.B:No It cant end this way!!!
*Jedi Gorgack grabs an old Machine Gun uses the Force to Remove all the dirt and Grime and Fill T.G.W.W.W.B..Orange Blood Drips into the
Trench*
Jedi Gorgack:*Picking up and Deactivateing his LightSabre*PC-6 you can come out now..
*PC-6 rolls out of an Shell hole*
Jedi Gorgack:*Picks up the 2 DragonBalls and Put's them in his pocket*There...*Grabs the Sack T.G.W.W.W.Bs had and stuff's PC-6 in..he then Flys
off*
(Meanwhile-In the scorching Dessert of Afghanistan)
Tseng:...Washu tell me most of the B-Senshi have the DragonBalls...there only 1 left...
Tseio-ohki:Man this is quick Work....
Tseng:Yeah....ACK!!!
Tseio-ohki:What is it???OH GOOD GOD'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(We pan out to see an Smurf Villedge there all Happy and Merry Crap)
Tseng:No...NO NOT MY CHILDHOOD FEAR OF SMURFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tseio-ohki:*sighs*Lets Just Past quitly...they probley Won't notice
*The creep Quitly a gust of wind blows Tsengs Amani Jacket up..he is whereing his 'Nuke the Smurfs' T-shirt
Smurfs:*Spot the T-Shirt and gasp*
Tseio-ohki:HOLY SHIT!!!! Tseng why did you have to wear that today?
Tseng:My 'Ami is Hot' one is in the Wash...
Papa Smurf:Now see Here what's your problem of us *Waks near Tseng*
Tseng:AHHHHH*Starts Stamping on Papa Smurf...a pool of Blue Blood Gathers around his shoe*Opps.....
Smurf 1:Ahh no Papa Smurf...we must Avenge his death...
smurf 4:come fellow Smurfs lets go to project totototot
smurf 5:Lets kick this guys ass...
Tseio-ohki:Kuso Tseng you can't go anywhere without pissing somebody off..
Tseng:i call it "Talent"Tseio-ohki
Tseio-ohki:Baka ¬¬
*The Smurfs Run into an Rock..they Stumble around and open the rock then go inside*
Tseng:..I got a bag Fealing about this.....
*The Ground starts to Rumble*
Tseio-ohki:..Me to Tseng...
*The Villedge ground Bursts sending Huts and Other crap Flying..Tseng anf Tseio-ohki shiled there Eyes from the dirt*
Tseng:What the hell????
*The Smoke Clears to Show an Mecha-Smurf*
Tseio-ohki:oh HFIL!!!!!!!!!!
Smurf 56 through P/A:We have Spent 60 Years Createing this Mecha and at last we have Finnished...
Tseng:*Telepathcily* [Tseio-ohki that think Power Level is 6000!!!!..i can whop its ass Easly]
Tseio-ohki:[Shall i tape this??]
Tseng:[..nah]
Tseng:You wan't a fight?*Takes off his White Zorro Hat and Cape and flings them on the ground..we can see his black hair and Cat Ears*
Smurf 34:AHAHAH he has Cat Ears...
Tseng:*thinking*wait a sec...thats the final Dragonball in that hat???i must get it...
Tseio-ohki:I see it to Tseng...when you snatch it ill turn into an Ship ready to Head back to Techno Tokyo....
Tseng:Okay then *crosses arm's*YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Smurf 67:Holy diddlbuns his Power level is 26000!!!!!!!
Tseng:Thats right you picked the Wrong Guy to Piss off HAH!!! *Tseng Leaps at the the Mecha-Smurf and Starts Pummeling it
ripping into the Metel crushing Random smurfs getting there Blue Blood Over his white Amani suit and Black Leather Gloves*
Tseio-ohki:Grab that Dragon Ball Now!!!
Tseng:Right.*Snatches the Last DragonBall from the batterd robot and Elbow slams it into the Ground*
Smurf 45:Papa..Smurf....we...failed...
Tseng:*Grabs his Cape and White Zorro like Hat and put them Back on*..i suppose putting then Out of there Misery would
be the Humane thing to do?..*sighs*fine..WHITE BLAST!!! *The Huge White Blast of Ki incinarates the Villedge..its nothing
but an Smokeing hole*
Tseng:Beam me up Tseio-ohki..
Tseio-ohki:Rodger..*beam's Tseng up*Next stop Washu's Lab your inflight movie will be Tenchi Muyo in Love...
(Back at Washu's Lab)
Washu:Wow..your done already..
Faux:Was not easy..i had to kill alot of People for this DragonBall..
Tseng:Wait arnt they seven DragonBalls?
Tseio-ohki:Oh no we forgot one!!!
Washu:Relax!!!...Dende let me borrow one to experiment on...
Tseng:Thank gods...Can we have it?
Washu:Sure ^^ i got Something new to Experiment on now
*Show the Testube of Tseng Blood*
Washu:Its goe Black when you are Angry....and white when Normal...
Tseng:Must of inherited that from my Farther...he was an Oni you know...
Jedi Gorgack:We better Summon ShenLong now
The B-Senshi:Right...
*They out all 7 of the DragonBalls in order*
Tseng:Oh Mighty Dragon...we summon YOU!!!
*The Lab goes Black..there is thundering the ball beging to glow and Out Emerges Shenlong with Thunder and other stuff..he hits his head on the top of Washu's Lab
Shenlong:*Normal Voice*Dammnit Washu i said Make your lab ceiling higher..
Washu:ermmm sorry about that i must have forgot ^^
Tseng:Why would you need to see Washu Shenlong?
Shenlong:ScaleProblem...oh right *Deep echoing voice*What have you summond me for?
Tseng:Well..We want the One Named Nurdbot Livepool here and with an Invincible Roter..
Shenlong:Done...
*FLASH*
Nurdbot:Woohooo i can move again!!!
Faux:And our 2nd Wish is to have our HQ back to Normal with all our Anime Stuff..oh and take us there to...
Shenlong:Done...
*There is an Flash..Washu Blinks the DragonBall rise from the Wall somehow get out the Lab and The B-Senshi Dissapear*
Ryoko:OW what the Hell...MOM stop Throwing stuff at me..
Washu:*sweatdrops*Sorry Dear....
(Back at the B-Senshi's HQ)
Tseng:*Walking into the Kitchen at the same time as Tseio-ohki..they Both Stop and spot the last Bowl of Rice*
Tseio-ohki:Back off...the rice is mine!!
Tseng:No its mine..My House my rice
Tseio-ohki:HAH
Tseng:YOAH
*The Two colide Once more Jedi Gorgack Passes and catches the rice and starts eating it all*
PC-6:*Bleep wistle*(You two make such an Mess!!!!}
Tseng:Gorgack your Neat Freak R2 Unit is pissing me off...
Nurdbot:*Comeing through the door holding an brown Box*Hey Guys look what i found on our Door step..its ticking...you
think it could be an Clock
Faux:HIT THE DECK!!!
*BLACKOUT*
BANNNGGGGG
Tseng:Damn it..another Mail Bomb from Dav and his Freinds
Jedi Gorgack:He is starting to anoyme
Faux:Who care's Tenchi's on...and its the undubbed OVA 4
The B-Senshi:WOOO
*Stampede sounds*
END
Authors notes:What happend to the Guy Who Wears Womens Bra's and that Dream of Nurdbot??? stay Tuned for the next Episode fans...
Episode 4:Dragonballs Gatherd
Tseng:Hello Adoreing Fans (And FanGirls) last time Nurdbot woke up in Techno Tokyo Hospital descovering
his Roter was Broken and he could not Move.So The B-Senshi decided to help there Robotic Freind by colecting
the Dragonball's things have got off to an Great Start...
(Themetune-Tenchi OVA)
(Open to the entrence of the Mouse City)
Tseng:DAMN IT!!!!
Tseio-ohki:What's so scary about Mice?
Tseng:Well if these Mise could Build a city....THEY COULD USE MALLETS!!! LIKE IN TOM AND JERRY AHGHHHHHH!!!!!
Tseio-ohki:*sweatdrops*oookkkkaaaaaayyyy.......
Tseng:.....GAHHH
Tseio-ohki:*Jumps up and slams Tseng in the fave with A Garden Trowl (Mr Whappy Jnr)Your the Earth Prince of Ctarl Ctarl's!!!!
why should you be afraid of little Sqwerts like them?
Tseng:UmmmThose?
Tseio-ohki:What??
*Tseng Points at Mini B-52's*
Tseio-ohki:NANI!!!
Tseng:We better Duck for Kami sake..Mmmmm Duck soup...
*The 2 duck with Ease the B-52 dropp mini bombs on them*
Tseng:YOU LITTLE BAKA'S THIS SUIT I AMANI!!!
*Tseng powers up the White Aura Surrounds him*
Tseio-ohki:Ummm
*Tseng Blasts through the City and Grabs the DragonBall..he then Turns around and Chaos Ki's the city*
Tseng:What?
Tseio-ohki:Ummm ^^ Never mind..lets find those Other Dragonball's
Tseng:Gotcha ^^
Mouse Presadent:I deied doing what i loved *Diez*
(Meanwhile...)
Jedi Gorgack:So PC-6 while we are looking for that Dragonball...why the hell are you working hear?
PC-6:*Beap wistle and Crap..*
Jedi Gorgack:I seeeee.....and you slept with her to get this job?
PC-6:*Bleep*
Jedi Gorgack:..or it was that or Tiger Feeder.....we REALLY need to get an Translater...
*crunch*
Jedi Gorgack:Damn skull's....
(Yet another Meanwhile)
Faux:My god!!! this might be the Hardest chalenge yet!!!
*Pan out to show the IRS building*
Faux:Thank god Senshi heros don't have to pay tax's....
Beurocrat 1:Hello sir
Faux:GAHHHH *Unsceathes the Demon Buster and Slices the Beurocrat in half*
Beurocrat 2:I would like to show you your Ta-
*Faux Stabs this one with an Assassin dagger*
Faux:Bugger off all of you!!!!!!!!
*Faux climbs the Building cutting up all IRS Beurocrats (Except for the HOT feamale Interns) till he reached the head of the IRS*
Faux:Dr Evil???
Dr Evil:That's fricken right...you have destoyed my Evil Empire Mr Powers...
Faux:Its D-Cunning...
Dr Evil:Whatever....now.........
Faux:....
Dr Evil:.....
Faux:....
Dr Evil:..ah screw this kill him Kangaroo Boy....
(Jimmy (The HAM radio Nerd) come's in dressed as an Kangaroo hops in)
Jimmy:Ok Course Unki Evil
Dr Evil: For Fricks sake your 15 call me Dr Evil or the Slave Girls won't come to your house anymore
Faux:I killed you...oh well ill try again M-A-S-U-M-I-N-E B-E-A-M!!!!!
*An red and Orange Ki blasts blasts from the Demon Hunter Hits and sends Jimmy Flying through the 21 story window and into the Fountin*
Faux:And now for...Where The Hell Did Dr Evil go...
(At the Rooftop)
Rufus:Ahh man i love the candy this place sells
*Rufus Grabs the Helecopter thingie but then-)
Dr Evil:Push off
Rufus:GAHAHHHHHHHHH*Gets Caught by his Fan Girls*Yay..umm girls what with that look in your eye..ummm HEEELLLPPP!!!
Dr Evil:Drive the Evil compter..
(Back to the Office)
Faux:*Looking around*Where the hell did he go?
*Faux Turns around we see Rufus pass clawing the air*
Faux:Ahh forget it...now...where is that DragonBall......
*Faux spots something Glinting at Docter Evils Desk*
Faux:...HEY...Dr Evil Left GUMMI BEAR'S!!!!
*Faux runs up to the Desk pull it open Grabs the pack of the Gummi bears and eats them*
Faux:Oh....*Picks up the 1st DragonBall*Ok my Mission is done ^^
*Faux blasts through the IRS building Window's and spots an Odd Scene..Rufus running away from His FanGirls*
Faux:They Must be in heat..Meh...
(Back at the WW1 Trenches)
Jedi Gorgack:Hmmm Tseng's got 1 and Faux has 2...3 more DragonBalls to find.....
PC-6:*Bleep bleep..bleep*
Jedi Gorgack:Yeah-what ever...
*crunch*
Jedi Gorgack:God Dammnit ¬¬!!!!!!!!!..how mutch Ferther PC-6???
PC-6:*Bleep wistle Bleep twerp*
Jedi Gorgack:Thank god I-
*The Two Turn around the corner*
Jedi Gorgack:*Eyes bugging out*It-i-its not possible...IT'S YOU!!!
*We pan the Camra around the Corner and we see The Guy Who Wears Womens Bra's..dressed as Darth Vader..there is Orange bloood on his right
arm his eye Glow Demonicly*
T.G.W.W.W.B:MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice to meet you hear 'freind'
Jedi Gorgack:What the Hell Happend to you?
T.G.W.W.W.B:i got layed by a Hot Demon Women..she said i was hot..she told me about the Retarded Zone where she lived.I want to live
there i said to her she bit me and Disapeared to her Dimension so i am Colecting the DragonBall's so i can open the Retarded Zone
and Join my Love...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Jedi Gorgack:*thinking*My god he has Flipped!!!!
PC-6:*Bleep wistle Tworp*(Look Behind him!!!)
Jedi Gorgack:Wha?...*Jedi Gorgack Look's TGWWWB has the 3rd and 2nd DragonBalls*My god...
T.G.W.W.W.B:AHAHAHAHA don't even think about it..2 more Tried before you..now look at them...
*T.G.W.W.W.B points at a rotting pile of Flesh*
Jedi Gorgack:You sicken me....*Powers up to an new Level..23000 and Ignites his lightSabre*
T.G.W.W.W.B:You wan't to fight?? fine by me MWHAHAHAHAH *Ignites his Purple Light Sabre*
Jedi Gorgack:*Thinking*His Powerlevel is 27000??? last time we checked it was 300?..that fling with the Girl must of Improved him..and drove
him to Insanity...*Outloud*PC-6 Find some place to hide...
PC-6:*Bleep and hides*
T.G.W.W.W.B:Hah *Throws Orange Ki Balls at Gorgack who bats them Back with his LightSabre*
Jedi Gorgack:Force Ki HAH *A Huge ball of White Ki starts to build up till it's an size of an Namek DragonBal..then It splits into 10...*
T.G.W.W.W.B:is that all you got??
Jedi Gorgack:HAH*He fires the Ki balls but TGWWWBs dodges them and gets Ready to Strikes with his Light Sabre*
T.G.W.W.W.Bs:PREPERE TO DIE!!!!!!!!
*Gorgack and T.G.W.W.W.Bs light Sabre Meets they slash dodge And Parry..they both slash and knock there Lightsabres out of there Hands*
T.G.W.W.W.B:NO!!!
Jedi Gorgack:*Thinking*Now's your chance *Gorgack Punches T.G.W.W.W.B in the gut and sends him flying into the Barbed wire*
T.G.W.W.W.B:No It cant end this way!!!
*Jedi Gorgack grabs an old Machine Gun uses the Force to Remove all the dirt and Grime and Fill T.G.W.W.W.B..Orange Blood Drips into the
Trench*
Jedi Gorgack:*Picking up and Deactivateing his LightSabre*PC-6 you can come out now..
*PC-6 rolls out of an Shell hole*
Jedi Gorgack:*Picks up the 2 DragonBalls and Put's them in his pocket*There...*Grabs the Sack T.G.W.W.W.Bs had and stuff's PC-6 in..he then Flys
off*
(Meanwhile-In the scorching Dessert of Afghanistan)
Tseng:...Washu tell me most of the B-Senshi have the DragonBalls...there only 1 left...
Tseio-ohki:Man this is quick Work....
Tseng:Yeah....ACK!!!
Tseio-ohki:What is it???OH GOOD GOD'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(We pan out to see an Smurf Villedge there all Happy and Merry Crap)
Tseng:No...NO NOT MY CHILDHOOD FEAR OF SMURFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tseio-ohki:*sighs*Lets Just Past quitly...they probley Won't notice
*The creep Quitly a gust of wind blows Tsengs Amani Jacket up..he is whereing his 'Nuke the Smurfs' T-shirt
Smurfs:*Spot the T-Shirt and gasp*
Tseio-ohki:HOLY SHIT!!!! Tseng why did you have to wear that today?
Tseng:My 'Ami is Hot' one is in the Wash...
Papa Smurf:Now see Here what's your problem of us *Waks near Tseng*
Tseng:AHHHHH*Starts Stamping on Papa Smurf...a pool of Blue Blood Gathers around his shoe*Opps.....
Smurf 1:Ahh no Papa Smurf...we must Avenge his death...
smurf 4:come fellow Smurfs lets go to project totototot
smurf 5:Lets kick this guys ass...
Tseio-ohki:Kuso Tseng you can't go anywhere without pissing somebody off..
Tseng:i call it "Talent"Tseio-ohki
Tseio-ohki:Baka ¬¬
*The Smurfs Run into an Rock..they Stumble around and open the rock then go inside*
Tseng:..I got a bag Fealing about this.....
*The Ground starts to Rumble*
Tseio-ohki:..Me to Tseng...
*The Villedge ground Bursts sending Huts and Other crap Flying..Tseng anf Tseio-ohki shiled there Eyes from the dirt*
Tseng:What the hell????
*The Smoke Clears to Show an Mecha-Smurf*
Tseio-ohki:oh HFIL!!!!!!!!!!
Smurf 56 through P/A:We have Spent 60 Years Createing this Mecha and at last we have Finnished...
Tseng:*Telepathcily* [Tseio-ohki that think Power Level is 6000!!!!..i can whop its ass Easly]
Tseio-ohki:[Shall i tape this??]
Tseng:[..nah]
Tseng:You wan't a fight?*Takes off his White Zorro Hat and Cape and flings them on the ground..we can see his black hair and Cat Ears*
Smurf 34:AHAHAH he has Cat Ears...
Tseng:*thinking*wait a sec...thats the final Dragonball in that hat???i must get it...
Tseio-ohki:I see it to Tseng...when you snatch it ill turn into an Ship ready to Head back to Techno Tokyo....
Tseng:Okay then *crosses arm's*YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Smurf 67:Holy diddlbuns his Power level is 26000!!!!!!!
Tseng:Thats right you picked the Wrong Guy to Piss off HAH!!! *Tseng Leaps at the the Mecha-Smurf and Starts Pummeling it
ripping into the Metel crushing Random smurfs getting there Blue Blood Over his white Amani suit and Black Leather Gloves*
Tseio-ohki:Grab that Dragon Ball Now!!!
Tseng:Right.*Snatches the Last DragonBall from the batterd robot and Elbow slams it into the Ground*
Smurf 45:Papa..Smurf....we...failed...
Tseng:*Grabs his Cape and White Zorro like Hat and put them Back on*..i suppose putting then Out of there Misery would
be the Humane thing to do?..*sighs*fine..WHITE BLAST!!! *The Huge White Blast of Ki incinarates the Villedge..its nothing
but an Smokeing hole*
Tseng:Beam me up Tseio-ohki..
Tseio-ohki:Rodger..*beam's Tseng up*Next stop Washu's Lab your inflight movie will be Tenchi Muyo in Love...
(Back at Washu's Lab)
Washu:Wow..your done already..
Faux:Was not easy..i had to kill alot of People for this DragonBall..
Tseng:Wait arnt they seven DragonBalls?
Tseio-ohki:Oh no we forgot one!!!
Washu:Relax!!!...Dende let me borrow one to experiment on...
Tseng:Thank gods...Can we have it?
Washu:Sure ^^ i got Something new to Experiment on now
*Show the Testube of Tseng Blood*
Washu:Its goe Black when you are Angry....and white when Normal...
Tseng:Must of inherited that from my Farther...he was an Oni you know...
Jedi Gorgack:We better Summon ShenLong now
The B-Senshi:Right...
*They out all 7 of the DragonBalls in order*
Tseng:Oh Mighty Dragon...we summon YOU!!!
*The Lab goes Black..there is thundering the ball beging to glow and Out Emerges Shenlong with Thunder and other stuff..he hits his head on the top of Washu's Lab
Shenlong:*Normal Voice*Dammnit Washu i said Make your lab ceiling higher..
Washu:ermmm sorry about that i must have forgot ^^
Tseng:Why would you need to see Washu Shenlong?
Shenlong:ScaleProblem...oh right *Deep echoing voice*What have you summond me for?
Tseng:Well..We want the One Named Nurdbot Livepool here and with an Invincible Roter..
Shenlong:Done...
*FLASH*
Nurdbot:Woohooo i can move again!!!
Faux:And our 2nd Wish is to have our HQ back to Normal with all our Anime Stuff..oh and take us there to...
Shenlong:Done...
*There is an Flash..Washu Blinks the DragonBall rise from the Wall somehow get out the Lab and The B-Senshi Dissapear*
Ryoko:OW what the Hell...MOM stop Throwing stuff at me..
Washu:*sweatdrops*Sorry Dear....
(Back at the B-Senshi's HQ)
Tseng:*Walking into the Kitchen at the same time as Tseio-ohki..they Both Stop and spot the last Bowl of Rice*
Tseio-ohki:Back off...the rice is mine!!
Tseng:No its mine..My House my rice
Tseio-ohki:HAH
Tseng:YOAH
*The Two colide Once more Jedi Gorgack Passes and catches the rice and starts eating it all*
PC-6:*Bleep wistle*(You two make such an Mess!!!!}
Tseng:Gorgack your Neat Freak R2 Unit is pissing me off...
Nurdbot:*Comeing through the door holding an brown Box*Hey Guys look what i found on our Door step..its ticking...you
think it could be an Clock
Faux:HIT THE DECK!!!
*BLACKOUT*
BANNNGGGGG
Tseng:Damn it..another Mail Bomb from Dav and his Freinds
Jedi Gorgack:He is starting to anoyme
Faux:Who care's Tenchi's on...and its the undubbed OVA 4
The B-Senshi:WOOO
*Stampede sounds*
END
Authors notes:What happend to the Guy Who Wears Womens Bra's and that Dream of Nurdbot??? stay Tuned for the next Episode fans...
