The B-Senshi's Adventure's

Tseng VS Friday the 13th

(Themetune-Trigger Happy tv)

(The B-Senshi's Kitchen..Tseio-ohki is munching on an Piece of Toast when Gorgack come in)
Gorgack:Morn Tseio-ohki?where's Tseng??
Tseio-ohki:Check the Date on the Calinder
Jedi Gorgack:What..*shrugs*Meh..*Checks Calinder*HOLY CRAP!!!!!
Tseio-ohki:That's right...Friday the 13th....
Faux:*come's in*Tseng's Not gonna be happy when he wakes up...
Nurdbot:*comes in*When's that?
*There is an Thump arggh crack*
Tseio-ohki:About....now...
(Tseng Limps in)
Tseng:Hi..ow...hi all...what date is it?
Faux:Errr.errrrr...errrr
Tseng:*Peer's at the Calinder*No..NO NOT TODAY NOT TODAY ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Jedi Gorgack:So who's turn is it to shop at Wal-mart?
Tseio-ohki:Tseng's...
Nurdbot:Ooochh...
Tseng:There is no way in hell am i going to that hole..
Nurdbot:Do it...or i will give THESE pics to Kiyoko...
Tseng:NOO!!! not the pic of me in an Normal Bunch of clothes..FINE
Faux:Good...now lets watch Anime while Tseng toil's ^^...
Tseng:$%^&*((*&^$£**^(_)*&^$!"$%^&
*Tseng goes out the front door*

Tseng:My god..the HORROR!!!
Free Sample Girl:Would you like to try a Free sample of Kitty-chow...
Tseng:I don't bloody Eat Cat Food..HERE IS WHAT I THINK OF THAT DAMMED KITTY-CHOW *Grabs
the Tray and flings it behind him..the Tray hit an Cash Register guy killing him instanly*
FSG:eerrrrrr...ok *runs off*
Tseng:Lets see...what to get? Hentai Crunchy's? Nurdbot's breakfast Cerials get weirder
and weirder....*walks down 20 Aisles passing Skelingtons,corpses and Starving lost people*
Free Sample Guy:Would you like an GAH*Tseng shove the tray in his mouth and keep's walking,Zoom out to see a HUGE
Wal-Mart as big as 5 or 6 WareHouses*
Tseng:...panicpanicpanicpanicpanicpanicpanicpanicpanic!!!!!!!!!!!!..*sighs*Oh well what can go
wrong...*Tseng walks under an Ladder a black cat crosses his path and His elbow hit and smashes an
mirror*D'OH!!!!
P/A:Wal-Mart will close in 2 hour's..SO GET YOUR ASSES IN HEAR NOW SHOP SHOP SHOOOPPP!!
Tseng:*Oh gods!!
*Tseng passes more Dieing shoppers*
Tseng:Damn black Mail...Thank the god's the cerial Aisle at Last..*CRUNCH*KUSO..damn Skelingotn's
ohh a Walet..and another one..and another one...*Tseng pickpocets the dead People and grabs a Box of
Hentai Crunchy's*
Tseng:Next on the List....Bread..meh..
*Tseng smashes through the wall with ease*
Tseng:Bre-CRUNCH*Baka!!!
*Tseng Grabs the Bread and look's at the List*Crisps?Walkers..oh god!!!
*Tseng Hops over many Aisles-we see a HUGE Crowd*
Tseng:Crap..im gonna have to Power up for this..YAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Tseng powers up and blasts through the Cround punching them into (And over)The Aisles*
Tseng:*Grabs Bag of Walkers crisps*Thank..god..that..was..the..last..one..on..the..list
*Nurdbot Phases to the Checkout line..all stall are closed apart from the one with the dead guys in..there is an
VERY Long line*
Tseng:Screw this...*walks out the door*
Securty guy:He-*BOOM*
Tseng*Ahh..they felt good...*Pan out to see an Blasted Wal-Mart*

*Tseng walking down the street with a shopping bag wistleing*
Tseng:My name is WHAT.. wicca wic-ACK!!!!NO not Anti-Cat Protesters!!!
*A bunch of Pinko Protesters with signs run up the street*
Pinko 1:Look at Cat-Humanoid..lets kill it!!!
Tseng:GAHHH*Crosses arms and Powers up..white aura surrounds him*Bring it..
*The Pinko's surround Tseng and Start Hitting him with there sign's*
Tseng:Ow *Blocks an Sign*Watch it Baka *Smashes one*KUSO That Hurt!! *Kicks One*
Pinko 23 :KILL IT
Tseng:That is IT *Tseng leaps out of the Crow and..*WHITE BLAST!!!,See ya in HFIL pinko's
*Power's down*Now to get home..No car's *Tseng Crosses the street when..*CRUNCH!!!
Tseng:Whhhhhhyyyy meeeeee??????????*Tseng Lands into the Womens Onsen*epp*Tseng now soaking and Bruised
flys over an Futon WareHouse an Pillow WareHouse an Bubble Wrap Where house and through an
Window and into the Sharp Thing's wherehouse*Ow ouch ow *Slice*GAH *Stab*The Paiinnn
*Gourge*GACK!!...*The door's Burst open revieling an Wet,Cut up,Bleeding and Bruised Tseng..he rolls into
the middle of the Road and Laughs Insanely*I am ALIVE!!!*20 Trucks of Bricks run over Tseng..he trys to
get up but then another Truck Filled with Acme 10 ton weights and Anvils runs him over..then a
Parade and a bunch Of Elephants*
Tseng:...owie...*the Shopping Bag Fly into the Air and hits him on the head*

Nurdbot:What is takeing Tseng so damn Long?
*We hear the door Open*
Nurdbot:At last m-
Tseng:Shut.Up.
Nurdbot:I just wante-
Tseng:You wanna know how my days Been *Insane chuckle*Well..i went through Hell and Back..
The Store was full of Anoying and Dead People..
Nurdbot:Yeah b-
Tseng:..then when i was walking home some Pinko Protesters attacked me..i blasted them to HFIL!!!
Nurdbot:Yeah Bu-
Tseng:..Then i crossed the street when some Moron in a car hit's me..send's me flying into the
Womens Onsen where a group of young Girls beat me to Death..then i went Flying through the Air PAST
The Futon Factory PAST the Pilow and Bubble Wrap Factory into the Sharp Things Factory
Nurdbot:Ye-
Tseng:Then i got cut up on god know what and rolled out the door,Got Ran Over by 20 Trucks full
of Bricks,an Acme Truck and bunch of Elephants and Poraders and got Smacked into the Head with
the Shopping bag!!!
Jedi Gorgack:Yay Shopping is here..*Grabs Bag*Hey where is t-
Tseng:*Tiger Snarl*
Jedi Gorgack:Nevermindicanlivewithout!!!!
Tseng:Good.Now gentlemen i am going to sleep for the rest of the day..*Goes up stairs*
Tseio-ohki:Remind me never to wake him up on Friday the 13th
Tseng:*upstairs*GAHH NOOOO *crack*

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