Note: This is meant to be FUNNY. It is not intended to insult or offend anyone. I'm sorry if it does, but it was not my intention to do so!
Steve, Greg, and Sam
I am Gay
Gay I am.
That Gay-I-am!
That Gay-I-am!
I do not like that Gay-I-am!
Do you like Steve, Greg, and Sam?
I do
not like them, Gay-I-am.
I do not like Steve, Greg, and Sam.
Would you screw them here or there?
I will
not screw them here or there.
I will not screw them anywhere.
I will not screw Steve, Greg, and Sam.
I will not screw them Gay-I-am.
Would you screw them in a house?
Would you screw them with a mouse?
I
will not screw them in a house.
I will not screw them with a mouse.
I will not screw them here or there.
I will not screw them anywhere.
I will not screw Steve, Greg, and Sam.
I will not screw them Gay-I-am.
Would you screw them in a box?
Would you screw them with a fox?
Not
in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I will not screw them here or there.
I will not screw them anywhere.
I will not screw Steve, Greg, and Sam.
I will not screw them Gay-I-am.
Would you? Could you? In a car?
Screw them! Screw them! Here they are.
I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like them.
You will see. You may like them in a tree!
I
would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I
will not screw them in a box.
I will not screw them with a fox.
I will not screw them in a house.
I will not screw them with a mouse.
I will not screw them here or there.
I will not screw them anywhere.
I will not screw Steve, Greg, and Sam.
I will not screw them Gay-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Gay! Let me be!
I
would not, could not, in a box.
I would not, could not, with a fox.
I will not screw them with a mouse.
I will not screw them in a house.
I will not screw them here or there.
I will not screw them anywhere.
I will not screw Steve, Greg, and Sam.
I will not screw them Gay-I-am.
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I
would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I will not screw them, Gay, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not screw them here or there.
I will not screw them anywhere!
You do not like Steve, Greg and Sam?
I do not like them Gay-I-am.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I
could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not screw them in the rain.
I will not screw them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I will not screw them in a box.
I will not screw them with a fox.
I will not screw them in a house.
I will not screw them with a mouse.
I will not screw them here or there.
I will not screw them ANYWHERE!
I do not like Steve, Greg, and Sam!
I do not like them Gay-I-am.
You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.
Gay!
If you will let me be, I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I like Steve, Greg, and Sam!
I do! I like them, Gay-I-am!
And I would screw them in a boat.
And I would screw them with a goat…
And I will screw them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will screw them in a box.
And I will screw them with a fox.
And I will screw them in a house.
And I will screw them with a mouse.
And I will screw them here and there.
Say! I will screw them ANYWHERE!
I
do so like Steve, Greg, and Sam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Gay-I-am!
The End
