The B-Senshi Adventures

Episode 6:Faux Gets Drugged...

Themetune:Duckman

(Open to the B-Senshi's Liveing Room-All but Faux and Gorgack are Watching Tenchi in Tokyo)
Tseng:..Man Sakuya pretty Hot...
Nurdbot:Gimme her Phone number..
Tseio-ohki:Hey..Were is Faux???
*Faux Stagger's in Clutching his Amr..He pull's out an Dark looking Thingie and Throws it OS*
Faux:*Swaying*Guy's i don't feel good..i am going to Lie down in my room
Tseng:You do that..
*Faux Stagger's up the Stair's*
Tseio-ohki:*sniffs*What the hell is that Smell????
Tseng:Hmmm spells like Descramimic cardorkc..
Nurdbot:...Faux got hit by an LSD Dart...
Tseng:I still see the E-Senshi are Drunk from Wolfie's Bacheler Party...
Nurdbot:THAT was an Wild party....

(Upstairs in the Dark Abode that is Faux's Room)
Faux:*bandeging his arm up*Damn Retarded zone Demons and there Toxins..im glad i drunk Gorgack's cure so...Wow..my hand are Huge..
*The Shapes in the Black room change into odder shapes..the room's couler Turns purple Orange and Pink*
Faux:Woah.....The Coulers man!!!!

Tseng:*shudders*
Nurdbot:Why did you shudder Tseng?
Tseng:I don't know....
Tseio-ohki:Look the Sailor Senshi are Transforming...
*The B-Senshi's eye's look at the screen*
Nurdbot:Best Moment of the Show.....

(In Gorgack's room He is sleeping next to Lita (Makato to the Undubbies)when there is a big Slam of the door that Opens both there eyes)
Jedi Gorgack:That was not Good...
Faux:*waveing red and green flags around*Happy Mardi Grow Big Half Bro.....
Jedi Gorgack:Faux??are you on Drugs???
Faux:No..an Demon Shot me but i fixed it...
Jedi Gorgack:...
Faux:...AN WINDOW!!!!!
*Faux runs and leaps into the Window shattering it..we hear an Thump..then someone coming up the stair as an Speed and then Leaping through
the Window Again*
Lita:Errr Gorgack why is you half Brother doing that?
Jedi Gorgack:I don't know..he smells like one of those Chemicals the Retarded Zone Demons shoot at us before they die..
Lita:Oh..wanna have Breakfast?
Jedi Gorgack:Sure Lita-chan ^^
*The 2 get dressed and Pass Faux on his 3rd Journey out the Window*

(Later-The B-Senshi Minus Faux are Gattherd around the Table..we see Faux near it throwing an Throwing Knive up and Down )
Faux:Up and down up and Down Up and Down and Up..
G,T,TO,N:*Watch the Knife go up and down*
Tseng:*Not takeing his eye's off the Knife*Very Hipnotic aint it...
Nurdbot:*ditto*Yes..Very..
Faux:Up and Down Up and Down and Up...oh the Knife is stuck....GAHHH THE EVIL SMURFS!!
Tseng;Hey!!
Faux:i must use the Protective spell...
*Gorgack opens the Lid of the Powdered Milk Canister and Dives in..he come's out all white and stuff then he spreads
Jelly all over him*
B-Senshi apart from Faux:*Sweatdrop*
Tseio-ohki:Well that was an Waste of good Jelly ¬¬
Tseng:There was an Spell
Jedi Gorgack:....Errrr Tseng
Faux:*Giggles insanely and eats Pixie sticks*
Nurdbot:Oh Great now he is High AND Hyper...
Tseng:Tseio-ohki you never put those Pixie sticks in the Vault i gave you???
Tseio-ohki:I put all my candy Down there...
Faux:CANDY???
*Faux runs down to the Basement..there is an CRUNCH and CRASH*
Tseng:We better sort this out before he find Taco-Bell
Nurdbot:Then the real Hell will start..
Jedi Gorgack:i Know how...
Tseng:Me to...

*Rei (Or Raye) Hino is being Tied to an Pole*
Rei:You guys could have called me...
Tseng:Hey..i don't use the Phone
Rei:But dragging me frm the Temple from here was scary as hell..
Tseng:Be thankful i don't fly or walked you here Girl...
Jedi Gorgacl:Anyway Miss Hino..
*Jedi Gorgack explains*
Rei:So..he is High AND Hyper..
Nurdbot:That what the poll is for..we tie a rope like so..*Ties the Rope to the Pole Rei is tied on to*
Tseio-ohki:Just tug 3 time and we will real you in...
Rei: i am BAIT??? YOU BAK-
*Jedi Gorgack Kicks the Poll down the Basement stairs..THUMP CRUNCH THUMP BOUNCE THUMP*
Tseng:And now we play the Waiting game...
Faux:*OS*Rai-chan!!! CRUUUNNNNCCCCCHHH*
Nurdbot:One..two..three...yep reel here in Tseng..
*Tseng Pulls the rope..and Swirley Eye'd Rai..With an powdered Milk Jelly Coverd Faux Hugging her Tightly*
Faux:hI gUyS!!!!!!
Tseng:We are in hell....
*Some Jelly Beans Fall out of Faux's Pokets..Tseio-ohki get an Plastic Bag and scoops them up*
Tseng:..You are going to eat Chemical,Milk Powered,Jelly Coverd Jelly Beans???
Tseio-ohki:No sense in wasteing them..
Jedi Gorgack:....
*Nurdbot slams an Net Around Faux*
Nurdbot:There..trapped Forever...
Tseng:Good..all we need to do is get that Cure..Gorgack?
Jedi Gorgack:Damn it's in one of these Pockets..
*Tseng,Tseio-ohki and Nurdbot fal down Anime Style*
Nurdbot:Better Send Rai back before Tuxedo Mask send's us hate Mail
Tseng:I would like the Wimp to get across are Securty System..
*Cut to Front Lawn of the B-Senshi HQ..an Butterfly lands on an rock...it explodes*
Jedi Gorgack:You filled the Front Lawn Full of Land Mines?
Tseng:Yepp..
Nurdbot:So that's why we are coming in the HQ at the back...
*Tseng Sends Rai Back then...*
???:Que attiro Taco-Bell
Tseng: Crap!!
Faux:TACCO-BELL!!!!!!!!
*Faux powers up and Burns an Hole in the Net..he smashes through the front door and over the Lawn and follow's The Taco-Bell Van*
Jedi Gorgack:We are in Trouble Now!!!!
Tseng:To the B-senshi Mobile!!
Tseio-ohki:Being Repaired...we gonna have to fly...
Nurdbot:Fair Enough
*Outside of the B-Senshi HQ..4 gapeing hole's apear on the Roof*
Nurdbot:Thats gonna cost us 400 Wong..
Tseng:Just keep flying Nurdbot...

(Meanwhile at the Techno Tokyo Taco-Bell*
Faux:*Rushes in*GIVE ME THE BIG BAD BURRETO!!!
TB boy:ok ^^ *Hands an HUGE Burreto to Faux*
Faux:YAY!!!!!*Grabs the Burreto and Plastic fork and Knife*La Cu ca racha La Cu Ca Racha La La La
Custermer 1:Shut u-
*Faux sends this guy through an Wall-he then settle's down and Is about to eat The BBB when*
SLAM
???:Don't you dare Touch That Burreto...
Faux:Buddy!!! Look what i ordered
Nurdbot:Great he just spoiled an GREAT Entrence...
Tseng:Like i said,You have Terroised the Innocent Custemers of Taco-Bell to long..
Faux:No..NO MY BURRITO!!
Tseio-ohki:uh huh and you ate some of our Stuff..
Faux:NUU YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!
*Faux throws at Big Piece of Tommato at Tseng hitting his face*
Tseng:AHHH 3 WEEK OLD VEGGTIBLE MATTER GET IT OFF..GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!
Nurdbot:*sweatdrops*
Tseng:*Grabs an Paper Napkin and Wipes the Tommato off*Erggghhh
Jedi Gorgack:I will settle this!!! *Ignites his Light Sabre and Cut the BBB in half*
Faux:NOOOO BIG BROTHER MEANIE!!
*Faux starts throwing the Big Bag Burrito
Remains through Taco Bell...The B-Senshi duck Behind the Counter*
Tseng:'I will settle This?'
Jedi Gorgack:Shut up...
Nurdbot:ill save me..
*Notices the Glares from Tseng,Gorgack and Tseio-ohki*
Nurdbot:I mean US!!
Tseng:That Better!!!
*Nurdbot grabs the ChinChilla Stuffed Toy and dodges the 3 week old Meat and Veggtable Barrage*
Nurdbot:Look Faux...an Soft furry Thing!!!
Faux:GIMMEEE
*Nurdbot throws the ChinChilla at Faux who stops the Meat Baradge*
Tseng:Thank god!!!
*Nurdbot throws an Silver Net with Property of Washu stciker on it on Faux*
Jedi Gorgack:Stay Still *Grabs ab Tranq and a Rifle and fire the Tranq at Gorgack*
THUMP
Nurdbot:Lets Drag him across the Lawn...

*LATER*
TV:And now...Ranma
Tseng:Well i am glad THAT is over...
Tseio-ohki:You would have Laughed Faux
Faux:Shh..let us laugh at other People Problems
Nurdbot:YEAH..Ranma's starting...

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