The B-Senshi's Adventures
Episode:7 Tseio-ohki goes to Rehab
Hello.Sorry but i have had Writers block for the last 4 days.I am back on Track though.So all
Fan girls come to the open B-Senshi's Booth.(Spechel Guest Star Jim the Talking Penguin)
(The outside of the B-Senshi's HQ,Night..An fly land on the grass and is blown to pieces by an Landmine
Cut to Tsengs Bedroom..He is sleeping on an Bunkbed in his Sailor Mercury Bed covers When..)
*An door Swings open*
Tseio-ohki:*slured*Thish da place Babby
*We hear an Female Giggle Tsengs eye shoot open with terror..then close again..they open again when there
is an Crash*
Tseng:What the hell's????
*Tseng Leaps out the Bed in his white PJ's almost trods on an red Cabbit grabs a white robe and slippers and runs into
the B-Senshis Garage-where an Vandilised Road Warrior (With no wheels)with an sobbing Jedi Gorgack
Next to it*
Jedi Gorgack:My Beloved Car..WHHYYYY
*Tseng sweatdrops and Goes back to bed*
(NEXT MORNING-Tseng's roon)
Tseng:*asleep*Keep those hands to yourself Ami...
*Tsengs Alarm clock Pulls out an Mallet and Slams the Ctarl Ctarl on the head*
Tseng:OW..what the bloody hell's??..Thats the last time i buy an Toon alarm clock...
*Tsengs blasts the clock*
Tseng:*sniffs*What the hell is that Smell???
*Tseng looks around his and Tseio-ohki room..its full with Cabbits all Genders shapes coulers
and sizes*
Tseng:Tseio-ohki!!!
*Tseng Snaps his fingers..his white Amani suit..Shoes..'Ami is hot'T-Shirt,Black Gloves,white Zorro
like Hat and White Cape Phases on him*
Tseng:*Phases off the top bunk and In front of the Bottom bunk We can See Tseio-Ohki's Star Wars
Cover (With about 20 sleeping Cabbits lieing on it)
Tseng:YAHH*Pulls the the Cover off (Sending 20 cabbits flying onto the floor-We Tseio-ohki and an Pink female cabbit
Sleeping in an Pile of Black and Pink fur)
Tseio-ohki:*Blinks and yawns*Morning Tseng
Tseng:Tseio-ohki..WHY THE HELL IS MY ROOM FULL OF YOUR CABBBIT FREINDS???
Tseio-ohki:...oh..an Cabbit Orgy...I guess they followed me home and decided to crash hear
Tseng:THEY Are goona crash...
*100 Cabbits fly through Tsengs window shattering it*
Tseng:*To the Pink Cabbit*GET!!
*The Pink Cabbit Jumps out the Window and turns into an Cabbit-ship and flys off*
Tseio-ohki:I don't like that glint in your eye Tseng...
*Tseng snatches Tseio-ohki from his bed and marches downstairs-where Jedi Gorgack,Faux,Nurdbot,PC-6 and an Hawks*
Tseng:PC-6,Tseio-ohki,Faux..me and The Senshi have decided you 3 go to rehab...
Tseio-ohki:We don't need to the rehab? right guys
Hawks:Yeah
*CRASH*
Jedi Gorgack:Oh GOD NOT THE CAR!!
Tseng:*looking out the window*Pile of scap Metel now Gorgack..
Nurdbot:1 brocken car/Ship/Battle Machine and an Window..Do you know how mutch that is gonna
cost guys?
Faux:AND The Linen Closet...
Jedi Gorgack:*Sob*The car was so young...
Tseng:I will go and call Washu...Then book an Taxi to take this bunch off to Rehab..
Faux:As for me..im gonna clear out all the birds Cabits and Droids here...
Nurdbot:HEY...Droids AKA Robots
Faux:Sorry man..
Tseng:Hello?Techno Tokyo Taxi?
(An Taxi Drives away showing Hawks,Tseio-ohki and PC-6 In front of an Councel Builing)
Tseio-ohki:Come on lets get some ice GAHHHH*Tseio-ohki gets shocked*
Hawks:What t-GRPPPP*Ditto*
PC-6:*Bleep Bzzt Bleep*
Hawks:What???
Tseio-ohki:*Leafing through Lukes Skywalkers handy Guide to Droid-Speak*He either said 'I have an Huge Pickle' or
'we have been fitted with shockers*
Hawks:DAMN...i knew we shouldn't of eaten those Grey Candy bars...
Tseio-ohki:We gotta take this like men...
Hawks:Right..lets go...
*The Sidekicks turn around and Get shocked by the shockers*
Tseio-ohki:To the rehab...
*They Enter the Councel building,The Place is full of Anime Sidekicks*
Hawks:Jesus Christ!!
Tseio-ohki:Wow...Being an Anime Sidekick is Destressing...
PC-6:**Bleep wizzle boop*
Tseio-ohki:Look!!..There's Luna from Sailor Moon..
*Cam-Bot pans to Lunar in the corner Hugging her Paws (Don't ask me how)
Luna:I don not sound Like Angela Lansbury...
T,H,PC-6:o_O???
Hawks:Okkkaaaaayyyy...
PC-6:*bleep Wistle Bleep*
Tseio-ohki:Yeah i got that 'doom' feeling to
Secretary:Ok room one is ready..
Tseio-ohki:Oh Joy (!)
*The Cabbit,Hawk and PC-6 walk towards door one*
Tseio-ohki:PSYCHIC KICK!!*The Door is smashed to Pieces-The small Group of Sidekicks walk in the room*
Tseio-ohki:Boom Baby
*They sit down in chairs-Other Anime and FanFic sidekicks arive*
Hawks:Nibbler?The Tacco Bell dog...Pokemon,Digimon Jim LOADS of other Sidekicks...
Tseio-ohki:My god!!! TAILS Is here...
Tseio-ohki:Yo Jim why are you Here..
Jim:My Aeka thing went outta hand..i killed an Another Aeka-Basher..
Tseio-Ohki:And the councel sent you hear?There is no Justice...
*An Fat guy whereing an White Shirt and Jeans comes in*
???:My name is slimmy...
Tseio-ohki:Yeah and we are All biggy
(The Group laughed)
Slimmy:Riiiggghhht...ok who will admit there Problems?
Pikachu:*Stubble around his chin an Bottle In an Bad on his right paw*Pikkaa pika pika pia
*hic*Pika
Slimmy:What did he say?
Tseio-ohki:*Holding an Book called Poke-Speak*He either said 'I have an Drinking and Drug Problem
or'Aeka's My Bitch'...
Jim:YOU RAT BASTERD!!*Jim whips out Mr.Carter and turns Pikachu into an Dish that Gorgack might serve*
Slimmy:Don't make me get the needle Mr Jim...
Jim:I would like to see you try...*Bradishes Mr Carter in an way that if you tried you would look Like
A pile coal before you could get to the needle*
Slimmy:Nevermind...Hawks?
Hawks:.....
Slimmy:okaaayyyy..Tseio-ohki
Tseio-ohki:*folding paws*I.Do.Not.Have.An.Problem.
Slimmy:It says ehar you 'Drink,Snort salt,Go into the Girls showers and tape them...
Tseio-ohki:That was only once..I mean i don't have an Problem...
Slimmy:We know your lieing
Tseio-ohki:I do not have an Problem...
*Tseio-ohkio gets up to leave from His Chair when Packets of salt fall out of his T-shirt*
Slimmy:You cannot escape *Presses an Button the windowa Slams shut*
Tseio-ohki:What the hell???
Slimmy:Now sit down hear...
Hawks:What the hell do you think you are doing????
Slimmy:*Presses an Button...all chairs but Hawks,Tseio-ohki's and Nurdbots remain..Others are taken Under ground*
Tseio-ohki:You asked For this...PSYCHIC PUMMEL
*A huge Barrage of Unseen Pummeling hits Slimmy who smashes Against the Wall he pushes an Red button
Slimmy:Oi the door..*groans*I forgot about the door...
the B-Senshi Sidekicksrun past door to pieces and run out the coridoor*
Hawks:Must run hide.
Tseio-ohki:We must flee!!
*Nurses and Guards start running around.Some head for the Sidekicks*
Tseio-ohki:PSYCHIC BARRIER...You know i am all the one doing the work
Hawks:My Costume and Weapons are back at the HQ!!
PC-6:*Bleep twizzle whiel*
Tseio-ohki:Ok..lets RUN!!!
*Tseio-Ohki and Hawks hop and Fly off..PC-6 rolls slowly..Tseio-ohki comes back and drags PC-6 at an
Speed with his Psychic power.Tseio-ohki hops off at twice an Speed*
Hawks:Man this place is nuts...
Tseio-ohki:I'll say....
*Are Sidekicks go through Coridoors dodgeing Guards and Nurses*
Hawks:Man this is an Maze..
Tseio-ohki:Yeah its more confuseing when Nurdbot is sleepwalking!!
*FLASHBACK*
(B-Senshi's HQ-Kitchen)
Tseio-ohki:*Sipping Milk*Ahhh this is good milk...
*The door opens Nurdbot walks in whereing an Red Sweater and Night cap..there is an Grey Screen
over his Eyes*
Nurdbot:*Mexacan accent*Du terios ala madrety
*Nurdbot sleepwalks to the Fridge opens it and starts eating Ham from the box..Tseio-ohki stares at this finishes
his milk and leaves the Kitchen*
*END FLASHBACK-Present*
Tseio-ohki:*shudders*THAT was just weird...
Hawks:DUCCCKKK
*The B-Senshi Sidekicks Screech to an Halt-in front of them is Jar-Jar-Binks*
Hawks:What the hell's???
Jar-Jar-Binks:Messa Jar-Jar-Binks..
Tseio-ohki:*shudders*
Hawks:You Spoiled Star Wars!!!!
PC-6:*Bleeps wizzle tweep*(God don't say we have to save him???)
Jar-Jar-Binks:You gottsa help meez!!Thereza doing horrible thingz
Tseio-ohki:We don't give an Damn you Lizard Loser!!!
Hawks:You can rot for all we care...
PC-6:*Bleep Bleep* (Yeah Star Wars Ruiner)
Jar-Jar-Binks:You donnta understand
*An naked Female arm grabs Binks necks and drags him back into the room he came out of*
Tseio-ohki:Thank the gods...
Hawks:What an Retard...
*The B-Senshi sidekicks then run for there Lives-Meanwhile there is moaning in the room*
Jar-Jar-Binks:Messa Like that Alot...
*We see the small group of Sidekicks run down a few more Coridoors and They spot the Exit doors*
Hawks:Freedom ahead!!!
*Then An Bunch of Guards and Nurses Block the Entrence*
Tseio-ohki:CRAP!!!
Hawks:So near yet so far!!!
PC-6:*BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP (MAAAYYYYDDDDAAAAYYYY!!!)
*The Nurses And Guards pull out Syringes*
Tseio-ohki:NOT an Good Sigh...
Hawks:Panic Panic panic panic panic!!
PC-6:*Bleep Wizzle wherl* (Nice Knowing you lads*
(The Scene blacks out with Tseio-ohki screaming)
(The B-Senshis HQ-Lounge Nurdbot is on the couch drinking beer and watching Princess Monique)
Nurdbot:Kill him KILL HIM!!!
*The door-bell goes-An Doorbell Version of La Cucahratcha*
Nurdbot:Can somebody get that??
*Silence*
Nurdbot:Hello???
*Nurdbot gets off the couch and walks towards the door Grubleing*
Nurdbot:Stuped Lazy Losers tending to there Shrines...
*Nurdbot Opens the Door-We see Hawks,Tseio-ohki and PC-6..H and T-O has an Spaced Out look
and PC-6 has an Restraining bolt*
Nurdbot:Guys!!Your just in time Princess Monique has started...
Tseio-ohki:I do not need Anime or Violence in that matter..i am going to read an Magazine...
*Tseio-ohki walks into the HQ like an Robot*
Nurdbot:Okkaaayyyy...Hawks Old Buddy wanna watch Princess Monique???
Hawks:I had an Ijecton..and they Gave me an Bandedge look!!It glows!!
*Tseio-ohki walks in slowly Turns the TV over to RugRats and starts Laughing like an Moron*
Nurdbot:What the hell???So Neatfreak wanna watch...Hello???
*Nurdbot Prods PC-6..the R2-Unit falls down onto the ground and Just lies there*
Nurdbot:*sighs and shakes his head*I gotta get the rest of the gang..*closes door..PC-6
rocks slightly*
(B-Senshi kitchen-All the B-Senshi are there)
Tseng:Nurdbot why the hell did you not tell us that are sidekicks where acting OOC!!!
Nurdbot:...Well...They thing is..iforgot..
Faux:Forgot FORGOT!!! Hawks is an Killing machine and now he is just sitting in fron ot the TV watching
Blue's clues..
Nurdbot:Yeah but when you are watching La Blue Girl When Hawks is there..it kinda leads you into
an False sence of Security...
Jedi Gorgack:Yeah but we found PC-6 outside the HQ...Vandalised and Used as an Trashbin...
Nurdbot:Im glad the Little Neat Freak got his hands dirty..
*Nurdbot drinks an Beer and Throws the Can into an Open PC-6 who rocks slightly*
Jedi Gorgack:GAHHH!!!
Nurdbot:What??
Tseng:And Tseio-ohki...He is giveing blood helping old People across the Street...
Faux:Yeah..the little Hentai is intressted what happens in La Blue Girl...
Nurdbot:Ok ok..so what are going to do about this?
Tseng:Go.See.the councel...
*BUN BUN BUN BUN*
Jedi Gorgack:We are gonna have to fly there..
Tseng:Lets roll...
*They all blast through the roof*
Nurdbot:ARGGHH the roof repairs are gonna cost 35 wong!!!
(Outside the councel Building)
Tseng:Boom Baby!!
*Tseng kicks the door it flys into an Beurocrat and crushes him against the wall*
Nurdbot:Cool Entrence...
Tseng:I get better and better....
Faux:Right...There's the Main office of the Rehab area...
Jedi Gorgack:Why would Councel need an Rehab area in the first place...
*Faux Storms up to the Desk where an Old Women Is sitting*
Faux:I wan't to see the guy in charge NOW!!
Old lady:Im sorry but Mr.Sinister won't allow Myst-
Nurdbot:*Grabs Old Lady*Ok now you die!!
*Nurdbot blasts the Old Lady away with his ki*
Tseng:Nurdbot!!! Did you not learn anything in the time you went to the Insane Asylm...
Nurdbot:Noooo....None i could remeber anyways..
Faux:...
Jedi Gorgack:Well....we must press on!!!
All:Right!!!
Tseng:Onward!!!
*Our heros Burn Down an Door and Walk into an Dark And Dusty Office*
Tseng:This is the Room of the Evil FanFic Auther Mr.Sinister
Faux:The Man who wrote the Gene Masaki storys..
Tseng:The Same Sick Basterd...
Faux:God help us all...
*Our heros search through the Book's...we see Mr Sinister an teenager with rings around his
eys writeing on an Piece of Parchment*
Jedi Gorgack:Oh god!!!The Horror of what he could be writeing...
Mr.Sinister:*voiceover*Johhny the fluffy red rabbit gave mrs tweekledoo an baskit of his famas puff-puffs
shareing is good the end...
Tseng:Yeah..an Sailor Moon Orgy or something..
Faux:Yeah..*Peers closer*
Tseng:HEY!! Author!!
(Damnit..Look Faux..)
Faux:You can vent your Fan-Boy Urges in the next fic 'Usagis Weird Day'...
(Errrr..K ^^ Ami you will be MINE)
Tseng:Why are you talking to yourself Faux??
Mr.Sinister:*Gasp*Who is there???
*Tseng Kicks at an Pile of Books..they fall on him instead in front of him*
Tseng:Ow Damnit!!!
Faux:Man are Entrences suck..
Jedi Gorgack:You can say that again..
Faux:Man are Entrences suck..
Jedi Gorgack:*Sweatdrops*
Tseng:Mr Sinister we have come to Stop your evil..and tell us the Antidote of the stuff you
doped are Sidekicks on..
Mr.Sinister:*Holding something looking Crafty*This pen is full of Nerve gass...i shall tell you nothing
Nurdbot:What you mean This Pen???
Mr.SinisterL*looks down And relises he is holding an Pencil*Damn..#
Faux:*Unsceathing the Demon Buster*Tel us or you will die...
Mr.Sinister:The Liquid???Oh you mean the Diapharian clorite..An Drug that can make Anime Chars and
SI's so OOC they act OOC..
Nurdbot:What??
Mr.Sinister:And there more..the only Cure for this drug is located in the hills of the fics...
*Starts Laughing Evily*
Nurdbot:You Evil S.O.B
*Nurdbot lunges for Mr.Sinister the Gas-Pen clatters out of His Hand Mr Sinister dodges Nurdbot and Faux's
Demon Buster blade..He grabs the pen and gasses himself..*
Tseng:Gas!! Out of office!!
All:GAHH!!!
*The B-Senshi run out of the Building*
Tseng:WHITE BLAST!!*An huge Beam of White Ki hits the Building causeing it to explode*
Faux:*Panting*FanFic hill aye???
Jedi Gorgack:Yeah...
Tseng:We must head back to the B-Senshi HQ..
All:Yeah...
*They Blast off-We zoom to the chared remains-we see Mr.Sinisters Burnt Skelington and an Sprit
form Of Mr.Sinister above it..an Blue Line keeps Mr.Sinister from leaveing his remains when*
???:HELLO
Mr.Sinister:At last Death has clamied me..
*An 7FT Skelington wearing an Black robe and Carrying an Scythe apears out of knowhere*
Death:HOW RIGHT YOU ARE MR.SINISTER...
Mr.Sinister:Whats going to Happen to me now?
*2 naked Cat Babes with Whips apear*
Mr.Sinister:Ohh...i must of done something to Impress the gods...
Death:NO NOT REALY...YUO SEE YOU ARE GOING TO ANIME HELL...
Mr.Sinister:*Gasp*The Place where EVIL Authors and SI's end up..
Death:YES...
Mr.Sinister:wow...
*Death slices the Blue Line in two Mr.Sinister Starts to fade but the Cat Girls wip out an Viel and stuff the dissapearing
Sprit in they dissapear*
Death:OYE..*Death walks up to his Horse Binky and rides off into the night to claim more souls*
(The B-Senshi land outside the Garden and Gasp in shock)
Nurdbot:Holy Flerckin schnit!!
(We see Tseio-ohki disableing the Lawn-Landmines)
Tseng:Tseio-ohki!! Not the Land mines!!
Tseio-ohki:*flat voice*But they are Dangerus..thjey could hurt innocent People and Children..
Tseng:Thats the Whole point of them being there!!!!
Faux:Yeah...
Jedi Gorgack:Right.Thats all i can take..To FanFic Mounten!!!
Faux:Right!!
Tseng:To the Mountin!!!
*They Blast off again*
(Are Crew land on an White Mounten..this mounten has words on the sides)
Tseng:This is the place...
Jedi Gorgack:Errie
Faux:They say this is the Grave Yard of old fics...
Nurdbot:Yeah and Ghosts of Old SI's...
Jedi Gorgack:I don't like where this is going
*The Ground starts to rumble*
Tseng:Brace Your self..
*Gorgack activates his light sabre,Tseng activates his white Lightsword,Faux Brandishes
the Demon buster in both hands,Nurdbot pulls on hbis power Gauntlits*
Tseng:Show yourself!!!
(An Old man emerges from the rubble)
Old Man:Auku!!AKKUUU!!!
*He starts pointing at the B-Senshi*
Tseng:What?
Faux;*Holding up an Book saying how to speak Japanese..i think said and i quote 'Evil!! EVVIILLL'
Jedi Gorgack:*sending the old man flying*That happens where ever we are...
Nurdbot:Well...we better find that Flower...
All:Right..
*Shots of the B-Senshi blasting off to difrent parts of the Mounten*-Nurdbot comes across an silver
flower*
Nurdbot:Hey guy is this it???
Tseng:*runs up*Looks like it...i mean IS the only Flower here..
*Tseng carefully picks it and puts it in an Plastic Evadence wallet*
Jedi Gorgack:To Washu's lab!!!
*An Sub Space Portal Opens are crew Step carefull in it and Into Washu's OAV lab*
Washu:Hi guys..i didn't expect you.
Tseng:Yeah well...we didn't expect Mr.Sinister would run Techno Toyko Councel..
Washu:What happend this time.
Tseng:Well
*Tseng explains what happens to Washu*
Washu:Ok i need that flower...
Faax:Here you Go Little Washu
*With an Yoink Faux Snatches the plastic wallet out of Tsengs hand and hands it to Washu*
Washu:Thanks...you guy be ok in waiting
Tseng:We can wait..
*15 mins Later*
Jedi Gorgack:*looking bored as hell*We can wait..
Tseng:Shut up..
Washu:Its done!!
*Holds up an Syringe with an Glowing Orange Liquid*
Faux:Hawks is gonna be the Easyone..
Nurdbot:Gorgack can we Plllleeeeaaasssee Keep PC-6 an litter bin for an Day or 2 more?
Jedi Gorgack:NO!!
Nurdbot:Aww..
Tseng:Uh Thanks Washu..byeee
*Most of the B-Senshi walk out the Portal*
Tseng:Where the hell is Gorgack..???
*Jedi Gorgack comes out the Sub Space Portal Clutching his arm*
Tseng:..
Jedi Gorgack:..Lets just go..
*The B-Senshi blast off towards Techno Tokyo,B-Senshi HQ...*
(B-Senshi HQ-Hawks is watching Cardcaptors)
Tseng:Just shine the Liquid and he will come to you..
Faux:What?
Tseng:..
Faux:Ohh*Shines the needle in the light Hawks flaps up to Him*
Hawks:Ohhh Pweety
*Nurdbot Shudders*
Faux:Now!!
*Faux usess his lighting Assassin Reflexes and Hawks is Back to Normal in no time*
Hawks:What the??Naughty Nuku-Nuku Girls is on in 5 mins!!
Tseng:Yep he is back to Normal..
Faux:And Now for the Hardpart..
(The B-Senshi Grab an Sack And walk to the front door where Tseio-ohki is disableing
the Landmines)
Tseng:NOW
Tseio-ohki:....
*WHUP*
Jedi Gorgack:Quick!!
*Faux Stabs the Sack with the Syringe and till he finds Tseio-ohki And Enjects the Syrim into
the Cabbit*
Tseio-ohki:*Normal voice*Tseng what time is it?
Tseng:7:00..
Tseio-ohki:Holy Crap!! Naughty Nuku Nuku Girl's have just started
*Tseio-ohki bursts out the sack*
Faux:Are Mission is done..
*3 WEEKS LATER-B-Senshi Kitchen all the B-Senshi are eating Blue Berry Pancakes*
Tseng:#What an Beutiful Morning Oh what an Pancakey day..
Faux:Hey quit hogging the Mapple Syrup!!
Jedi Gorgack:You know guys..i can't help feeling we forgot someone..
Nurdbot:Yeah...
Faux:There's some spare Syrum in the Syringe...
Tseng:Hmmmmm
*Nurdbot Throws an Used Nap Kin in an Open PC-6*
END
Episode:7 Tseio-ohki goes to Rehab
Hello.Sorry but i have had Writers block for the last 4 days.I am back on Track though.So all
Fan girls come to the open B-Senshi's Booth.(Spechel Guest Star Jim the Talking Penguin)
(The outside of the B-Senshi's HQ,Night..An fly land on the grass and is blown to pieces by an Landmine
Cut to Tsengs Bedroom..He is sleeping on an Bunkbed in his Sailor Mercury Bed covers When..)
*An door Swings open*
Tseio-ohki:*slured*Thish da place Babby
*We hear an Female Giggle Tsengs eye shoot open with terror..then close again..they open again when there
is an Crash*
Tseng:What the hell's????
*Tseng Leaps out the Bed in his white PJ's almost trods on an red Cabbit grabs a white robe and slippers and runs into
the B-Senshis Garage-where an Vandilised Road Warrior (With no wheels)with an sobbing Jedi Gorgack
Next to it*
Jedi Gorgack:My Beloved Car..WHHYYYY
*Tseng sweatdrops and Goes back to bed*
(NEXT MORNING-Tseng's roon)
Tseng:*asleep*Keep those hands to yourself Ami...
*Tsengs Alarm clock Pulls out an Mallet and Slams the Ctarl Ctarl on the head*
Tseng:OW..what the bloody hell's??..Thats the last time i buy an Toon alarm clock...
*Tsengs blasts the clock*
Tseng:*sniffs*What the hell is that Smell???
*Tseng looks around his and Tseio-ohki room..its full with Cabbits all Genders shapes coulers
and sizes*
Tseng:Tseio-ohki!!!
*Tseng Snaps his fingers..his white Amani suit..Shoes..'Ami is hot'T-Shirt,Black Gloves,white Zorro
like Hat and White Cape Phases on him*
Tseng:*Phases off the top bunk and In front of the Bottom bunk We can See Tseio-Ohki's Star Wars
Cover (With about 20 sleeping Cabbits lieing on it)
Tseng:YAHH*Pulls the the Cover off (Sending 20 cabbits flying onto the floor-We Tseio-ohki and an Pink female cabbit
Sleeping in an Pile of Black and Pink fur)
Tseio-ohki:*Blinks and yawns*Morning Tseng
Tseng:Tseio-ohki..WHY THE HELL IS MY ROOM FULL OF YOUR CABBBIT FREINDS???
Tseio-ohki:...oh..an Cabbit Orgy...I guess they followed me home and decided to crash hear
Tseng:THEY Are goona crash...
*100 Cabbits fly through Tsengs window shattering it*
Tseng:*To the Pink Cabbit*GET!!
*The Pink Cabbit Jumps out the Window and turns into an Cabbit-ship and flys off*
Tseio-ohki:I don't like that glint in your eye Tseng...
*Tseng snatches Tseio-ohki from his bed and marches downstairs-where Jedi Gorgack,Faux,Nurdbot,PC-6 and an Hawks*
Tseng:PC-6,Tseio-ohki,Faux..me and The Senshi have decided you 3 go to rehab...
Tseio-ohki:We don't need to the rehab? right guys
Hawks:Yeah
*CRASH*
Jedi Gorgack:Oh GOD NOT THE CAR!!
Tseng:*looking out the window*Pile of scap Metel now Gorgack..
Nurdbot:1 brocken car/Ship/Battle Machine and an Window..Do you know how mutch that is gonna
cost guys?
Faux:AND The Linen Closet...
Jedi Gorgack:*Sob*The car was so young...
Tseng:I will go and call Washu...Then book an Taxi to take this bunch off to Rehab..
Faux:As for me..im gonna clear out all the birds Cabits and Droids here...
Nurdbot:HEY...Droids AKA Robots
Faux:Sorry man..
Tseng:Hello?Techno Tokyo Taxi?
(An Taxi Drives away showing Hawks,Tseio-ohki and PC-6 In front of an Councel Builing)
Tseio-ohki:Come on lets get some ice GAHHHH*Tseio-ohki gets shocked*
Hawks:What t-GRPPPP*Ditto*
PC-6:*Bleep Bzzt Bleep*
Hawks:What???
Tseio-ohki:*Leafing through Lukes Skywalkers handy Guide to Droid-Speak*He either said 'I have an Huge Pickle' or
'we have been fitted with shockers*
Hawks:DAMN...i knew we shouldn't of eaten those Grey Candy bars...
Tseio-ohki:We gotta take this like men...
Hawks:Right..lets go...
*The Sidekicks turn around and Get shocked by the shockers*
Tseio-ohki:To the rehab...
*They Enter the Councel building,The Place is full of Anime Sidekicks*
Hawks:Jesus Christ!!
Tseio-ohki:Wow...Being an Anime Sidekick is Destressing...
PC-6:**Bleep wizzle boop*
Tseio-ohki:Look!!..There's Luna from Sailor Moon..
*Cam-Bot pans to Lunar in the corner Hugging her Paws (Don't ask me how)
Luna:I don not sound Like Angela Lansbury...
T,H,PC-6:o_O???
Hawks:Okkkaaaaayyyy...
PC-6:*bleep Wistle Bleep*
Tseio-ohki:Yeah i got that 'doom' feeling to
Secretary:Ok room one is ready..
Tseio-ohki:Oh Joy (!)
*The Cabbit,Hawk and PC-6 walk towards door one*
Tseio-ohki:PSYCHIC KICK!!*The Door is smashed to Pieces-The small Group of Sidekicks walk in the room*
Tseio-ohki:Boom Baby
*They sit down in chairs-Other Anime and FanFic sidekicks arive*
Hawks:Nibbler?The Tacco Bell dog...Pokemon,Digimon Jim LOADS of other Sidekicks...
Tseio-ohki:My god!!! TAILS Is here...
Tseio-ohki:Yo Jim why are you Here..
Jim:My Aeka thing went outta hand..i killed an Another Aeka-Basher..
Tseio-Ohki:And the councel sent you hear?There is no Justice...
*An Fat guy whereing an White Shirt and Jeans comes in*
???:My name is slimmy...
Tseio-ohki:Yeah and we are All biggy
(The Group laughed)
Slimmy:Riiiggghhht...ok who will admit there Problems?
Pikachu:*Stubble around his chin an Bottle In an Bad on his right paw*Pikkaa pika pika pia
*hic*Pika
Slimmy:What did he say?
Tseio-ohki:*Holding an Book called Poke-Speak*He either said 'I have an Drinking and Drug Problem
or'Aeka's My Bitch'...
Jim:YOU RAT BASTERD!!*Jim whips out Mr.Carter and turns Pikachu into an Dish that Gorgack might serve*
Slimmy:Don't make me get the needle Mr Jim...
Jim:I would like to see you try...*Bradishes Mr Carter in an way that if you tried you would look Like
A pile coal before you could get to the needle*
Slimmy:Nevermind...Hawks?
Hawks:.....
Slimmy:okaaayyyy..Tseio-ohki
Tseio-ohki:*folding paws*I.Do.Not.Have.An.Problem.
Slimmy:It says ehar you 'Drink,Snort salt,Go into the Girls showers and tape them...
Tseio-ohki:That was only once..I mean i don't have an Problem...
Slimmy:We know your lieing
Tseio-ohki:I do not have an Problem...
*Tseio-ohkio gets up to leave from His Chair when Packets of salt fall out of his T-shirt*
Slimmy:You cannot escape *Presses an Button the windowa Slams shut*
Tseio-ohki:What the hell???
Slimmy:Now sit down hear...
Hawks:What the hell do you think you are doing????
Slimmy:*Presses an Button...all chairs but Hawks,Tseio-ohki's and Nurdbots remain..Others are taken Under ground*
Tseio-ohki:You asked For this...PSYCHIC PUMMEL
*A huge Barrage of Unseen Pummeling hits Slimmy who smashes Against the Wall he pushes an Red button
Slimmy:Oi the door..*groans*I forgot about the door...
the B-Senshi Sidekicksrun past door to pieces and run out the coridoor*
Hawks:Must run hide.
Tseio-ohki:We must flee!!
*Nurses and Guards start running around.Some head for the Sidekicks*
Tseio-ohki:PSYCHIC BARRIER...You know i am all the one doing the work
Hawks:My Costume and Weapons are back at the HQ!!
PC-6:*Bleep twizzle whiel*
Tseio-ohki:Ok..lets RUN!!!
*Tseio-Ohki and Hawks hop and Fly off..PC-6 rolls slowly..Tseio-ohki comes back and drags PC-6 at an
Speed with his Psychic power.Tseio-ohki hops off at twice an Speed*
Hawks:Man this place is nuts...
Tseio-ohki:I'll say....
*Are Sidekicks go through Coridoors dodgeing Guards and Nurses*
Hawks:Man this is an Maze..
Tseio-ohki:Yeah its more confuseing when Nurdbot is sleepwalking!!
*FLASHBACK*
(B-Senshi's HQ-Kitchen)
Tseio-ohki:*Sipping Milk*Ahhh this is good milk...
*The door opens Nurdbot walks in whereing an Red Sweater and Night cap..there is an Grey Screen
over his Eyes*
Nurdbot:*Mexacan accent*Du terios ala madrety
*Nurdbot sleepwalks to the Fridge opens it and starts eating Ham from the box..Tseio-ohki stares at this finishes
his milk and leaves the Kitchen*
*END FLASHBACK-Present*
Tseio-ohki:*shudders*THAT was just weird...
Hawks:DUCCCKKK
*The B-Senshi Sidekicks Screech to an Halt-in front of them is Jar-Jar-Binks*
Hawks:What the hell's???
Jar-Jar-Binks:Messa Jar-Jar-Binks..
Tseio-ohki:*shudders*
Hawks:You Spoiled Star Wars!!!!
PC-6:*Bleeps wizzle tweep*(God don't say we have to save him???)
Jar-Jar-Binks:You gottsa help meez!!Thereza doing horrible thingz
Tseio-ohki:We don't give an Damn you Lizard Loser!!!
Hawks:You can rot for all we care...
PC-6:*Bleep Bleep* (Yeah Star Wars Ruiner)
Jar-Jar-Binks:You donnta understand
*An naked Female arm grabs Binks necks and drags him back into the room he came out of*
Tseio-ohki:Thank the gods...
Hawks:What an Retard...
*The B-Senshi sidekicks then run for there Lives-Meanwhile there is moaning in the room*
Jar-Jar-Binks:Messa Like that Alot...
*We see the small group of Sidekicks run down a few more Coridoors and They spot the Exit doors*
Hawks:Freedom ahead!!!
*Then An Bunch of Guards and Nurses Block the Entrence*
Tseio-ohki:CRAP!!!
Hawks:So near yet so far!!!
PC-6:*BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP (MAAAYYYYDDDDAAAAYYYY!!!)
*The Nurses And Guards pull out Syringes*
Tseio-ohki:NOT an Good Sigh...
Hawks:Panic Panic panic panic panic!!
PC-6:*Bleep Wizzle wherl* (Nice Knowing you lads*
(The Scene blacks out with Tseio-ohki screaming)
(The B-Senshis HQ-Lounge Nurdbot is on the couch drinking beer and watching Princess Monique)
Nurdbot:Kill him KILL HIM!!!
*The door-bell goes-An Doorbell Version of La Cucahratcha*
Nurdbot:Can somebody get that??
*Silence*
Nurdbot:Hello???
*Nurdbot gets off the couch and walks towards the door Grubleing*
Nurdbot:Stuped Lazy Losers tending to there Shrines...
*Nurdbot Opens the Door-We see Hawks,Tseio-ohki and PC-6..H and T-O has an Spaced Out look
and PC-6 has an Restraining bolt*
Nurdbot:Guys!!Your just in time Princess Monique has started...
Tseio-ohki:I do not need Anime or Violence in that matter..i am going to read an Magazine...
*Tseio-ohki walks into the HQ like an Robot*
Nurdbot:Okkaaayyyy...Hawks Old Buddy wanna watch Princess Monique???
Hawks:I had an Ijecton..and they Gave me an Bandedge look!!It glows!!
*Tseio-ohki walks in slowly Turns the TV over to RugRats and starts Laughing like an Moron*
Nurdbot:What the hell???So Neatfreak wanna watch...Hello???
*Nurdbot Prods PC-6..the R2-Unit falls down onto the ground and Just lies there*
Nurdbot:*sighs and shakes his head*I gotta get the rest of the gang..*closes door..PC-6
rocks slightly*
(B-Senshi kitchen-All the B-Senshi are there)
Tseng:Nurdbot why the hell did you not tell us that are sidekicks where acting OOC!!!
Nurdbot:...Well...They thing is..iforgot..
Faux:Forgot FORGOT!!! Hawks is an Killing machine and now he is just sitting in fron ot the TV watching
Blue's clues..
Nurdbot:Yeah but when you are watching La Blue Girl When Hawks is there..it kinda leads you into
an False sence of Security...
Jedi Gorgack:Yeah but we found PC-6 outside the HQ...Vandalised and Used as an Trashbin...
Nurdbot:Im glad the Little Neat Freak got his hands dirty..
*Nurdbot drinks an Beer and Throws the Can into an Open PC-6 who rocks slightly*
Jedi Gorgack:GAHHH!!!
Nurdbot:What??
Tseng:And Tseio-ohki...He is giveing blood helping old People across the Street...
Faux:Yeah..the little Hentai is intressted what happens in La Blue Girl...
Nurdbot:Ok ok..so what are going to do about this?
Tseng:Go.See.the councel...
*BUN BUN BUN BUN*
Jedi Gorgack:We are gonna have to fly there..
Tseng:Lets roll...
*They all blast through the roof*
Nurdbot:ARGGHH the roof repairs are gonna cost 35 wong!!!
(Outside the councel Building)
Tseng:Boom Baby!!
*Tseng kicks the door it flys into an Beurocrat and crushes him against the wall*
Nurdbot:Cool Entrence...
Tseng:I get better and better....
Faux:Right...There's the Main office of the Rehab area...
Jedi Gorgack:Why would Councel need an Rehab area in the first place...
*Faux Storms up to the Desk where an Old Women Is sitting*
Faux:I wan't to see the guy in charge NOW!!
Old lady:Im sorry but Mr.Sinister won't allow Myst-
Nurdbot:*Grabs Old Lady*Ok now you die!!
*Nurdbot blasts the Old Lady away with his ki*
Tseng:Nurdbot!!! Did you not learn anything in the time you went to the Insane Asylm...
Nurdbot:Noooo....None i could remeber anyways..
Faux:...
Jedi Gorgack:Well....we must press on!!!
All:Right!!!
Tseng:Onward!!!
*Our heros Burn Down an Door and Walk into an Dark And Dusty Office*
Tseng:This is the Room of the Evil FanFic Auther Mr.Sinister
Faux:The Man who wrote the Gene Masaki storys..
Tseng:The Same Sick Basterd...
Faux:God help us all...
*Our heros search through the Book's...we see Mr Sinister an teenager with rings around his
eys writeing on an Piece of Parchment*
Jedi Gorgack:Oh god!!!The Horror of what he could be writeing...
Mr.Sinister:*voiceover*Johhny the fluffy red rabbit gave mrs tweekledoo an baskit of his famas puff-puffs
shareing is good the end...
Tseng:Yeah..an Sailor Moon Orgy or something..
Faux:Yeah..*Peers closer*
Tseng:HEY!! Author!!
(Damnit..Look Faux..)
Faux:You can vent your Fan-Boy Urges in the next fic 'Usagis Weird Day'...
(Errrr..K ^^ Ami you will be MINE)
Tseng:Why are you talking to yourself Faux??
Mr.Sinister:*Gasp*Who is there???
*Tseng Kicks at an Pile of Books..they fall on him instead in front of him*
Tseng:Ow Damnit!!!
Faux:Man are Entrences suck..
Jedi Gorgack:You can say that again..
Faux:Man are Entrences suck..
Jedi Gorgack:*Sweatdrops*
Tseng:Mr Sinister we have come to Stop your evil..and tell us the Antidote of the stuff you
doped are Sidekicks on..
Mr.Sinister:*Holding something looking Crafty*This pen is full of Nerve gass...i shall tell you nothing
Nurdbot:What you mean This Pen???
Mr.SinisterL*looks down And relises he is holding an Pencil*Damn..#
Faux:*Unsceathing the Demon Buster*Tel us or you will die...
Mr.Sinister:The Liquid???Oh you mean the Diapharian clorite..An Drug that can make Anime Chars and
SI's so OOC they act OOC..
Nurdbot:What??
Mr.Sinister:And there more..the only Cure for this drug is located in the hills of the fics...
*Starts Laughing Evily*
Nurdbot:You Evil S.O.B
*Nurdbot lunges for Mr.Sinister the Gas-Pen clatters out of His Hand Mr Sinister dodges Nurdbot and Faux's
Demon Buster blade..He grabs the pen and gasses himself..*
Tseng:Gas!! Out of office!!
All:GAHH!!!
*The B-Senshi run out of the Building*
Tseng:WHITE BLAST!!*An huge Beam of White Ki hits the Building causeing it to explode*
Faux:*Panting*FanFic hill aye???
Jedi Gorgack:Yeah...
Tseng:We must head back to the B-Senshi HQ..
All:Yeah...
*They Blast off-We zoom to the chared remains-we see Mr.Sinisters Burnt Skelington and an Sprit
form Of Mr.Sinister above it..an Blue Line keeps Mr.Sinister from leaveing his remains when*
???:HELLO
Mr.Sinister:At last Death has clamied me..
*An 7FT Skelington wearing an Black robe and Carrying an Scythe apears out of knowhere*
Death:HOW RIGHT YOU ARE MR.SINISTER...
Mr.Sinister:Whats going to Happen to me now?
*2 naked Cat Babes with Whips apear*
Mr.Sinister:Ohh...i must of done something to Impress the gods...
Death:NO NOT REALY...YUO SEE YOU ARE GOING TO ANIME HELL...
Mr.Sinister:*Gasp*The Place where EVIL Authors and SI's end up..
Death:YES...
Mr.Sinister:wow...
*Death slices the Blue Line in two Mr.Sinister Starts to fade but the Cat Girls wip out an Viel and stuff the dissapearing
Sprit in they dissapear*
Death:OYE..*Death walks up to his Horse Binky and rides off into the night to claim more souls*
(The B-Senshi land outside the Garden and Gasp in shock)
Nurdbot:Holy Flerckin schnit!!
(We see Tseio-ohki disableing the Lawn-Landmines)
Tseng:Tseio-ohki!! Not the Land mines!!
Tseio-ohki:*flat voice*But they are Dangerus..thjey could hurt innocent People and Children..
Tseng:Thats the Whole point of them being there!!!!
Faux:Yeah...
Jedi Gorgack:Right.Thats all i can take..To FanFic Mounten!!!
Faux:Right!!
Tseng:To the Mountin!!!
*They Blast off again*
(Are Crew land on an White Mounten..this mounten has words on the sides)
Tseng:This is the place...
Jedi Gorgack:Errie
Faux:They say this is the Grave Yard of old fics...
Nurdbot:Yeah and Ghosts of Old SI's...
Jedi Gorgack:I don't like where this is going
*The Ground starts to rumble*
Tseng:Brace Your self..
*Gorgack activates his light sabre,Tseng activates his white Lightsword,Faux Brandishes
the Demon buster in both hands,Nurdbot pulls on hbis power Gauntlits*
Tseng:Show yourself!!!
(An Old man emerges from the rubble)
Old Man:Auku!!AKKUUU!!!
*He starts pointing at the B-Senshi*
Tseng:What?
Faux;*Holding up an Book saying how to speak Japanese..i think said and i quote 'Evil!! EVVIILLL'
Jedi Gorgack:*sending the old man flying*That happens where ever we are...
Nurdbot:Well...we better find that Flower...
All:Right..
*Shots of the B-Senshi blasting off to difrent parts of the Mounten*-Nurdbot comes across an silver
flower*
Nurdbot:Hey guy is this it???
Tseng:*runs up*Looks like it...i mean IS the only Flower here..
*Tseng carefully picks it and puts it in an Plastic Evadence wallet*
Jedi Gorgack:To Washu's lab!!!
*An Sub Space Portal Opens are crew Step carefull in it and Into Washu's OAV lab*
Washu:Hi guys..i didn't expect you.
Tseng:Yeah well...we didn't expect Mr.Sinister would run Techno Toyko Councel..
Washu:What happend this time.
Tseng:Well
*Tseng explains what happens to Washu*
Washu:Ok i need that flower...
Faax:Here you Go Little Washu
*With an Yoink Faux Snatches the plastic wallet out of Tsengs hand and hands it to Washu*
Washu:Thanks...you guy be ok in waiting
Tseng:We can wait..
*15 mins Later*
Jedi Gorgack:*looking bored as hell*We can wait..
Tseng:Shut up..
Washu:Its done!!
*Holds up an Syringe with an Glowing Orange Liquid*
Faux:Hawks is gonna be the Easyone..
Nurdbot:Gorgack can we Plllleeeeaaasssee Keep PC-6 an litter bin for an Day or 2 more?
Jedi Gorgack:NO!!
Nurdbot:Aww..
Tseng:Uh Thanks Washu..byeee
*Most of the B-Senshi walk out the Portal*
Tseng:Where the hell is Gorgack..???
*Jedi Gorgack comes out the Sub Space Portal Clutching his arm*
Tseng:..
Jedi Gorgack:..Lets just go..
*The B-Senshi blast off towards Techno Tokyo,B-Senshi HQ...*
(B-Senshi HQ-Hawks is watching Cardcaptors)
Tseng:Just shine the Liquid and he will come to you..
Faux:What?
Tseng:..
Faux:Ohh*Shines the needle in the light Hawks flaps up to Him*
Hawks:Ohhh Pweety
*Nurdbot Shudders*
Faux:Now!!
*Faux usess his lighting Assassin Reflexes and Hawks is Back to Normal in no time*
Hawks:What the??Naughty Nuku-Nuku Girls is on in 5 mins!!
Tseng:Yep he is back to Normal..
Faux:And Now for the Hardpart..
(The B-Senshi Grab an Sack And walk to the front door where Tseio-ohki is disableing
the Landmines)
Tseng:NOW
Tseio-ohki:....
*WHUP*
Jedi Gorgack:Quick!!
*Faux Stabs the Sack with the Syringe and till he finds Tseio-ohki And Enjects the Syrim into
the Cabbit*
Tseio-ohki:*Normal voice*Tseng what time is it?
Tseng:7:00..
Tseio-ohki:Holy Crap!! Naughty Nuku Nuku Girl's have just started
*Tseio-ohki bursts out the sack*
Faux:Are Mission is done..
*3 WEEKS LATER-B-Senshi Kitchen all the B-Senshi are eating Blue Berry Pancakes*
Tseng:#What an Beutiful Morning Oh what an Pancakey day..
Faux:Hey quit hogging the Mapple Syrup!!
Jedi Gorgack:You know guys..i can't help feeling we forgot someone..
Nurdbot:Yeah...
Faux:There's some spare Syrum in the Syringe...
Tseng:Hmmmmm
*Nurdbot Throws an Used Nap Kin in an Open PC-6*
END
