The B-Senshi's X-Mas Special

(Cut to the B-Senshi HQ-lounge,The Place is filled up with tincel,Decorations chain links and the usal Decorations..and an tree filled with Sparkling stuff)
Akari (An an blue dress like Mayuka's from Matsumeo no eve) is watching TV)
TV:Sillly Rabit Trix is for-
*The channel is turned over*
Akari:*Blinks*What the???
Nurdbot:YES!!!..Eastenders time!!!
AkARI:wahhhhhh that advert was my fav!!!
Nurdbot:Look kid..thats is an ADVERT
Akari:*Get's teary eyed*
*Outside-Snowy Techno-Tokyo*
Akari:WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Back to the Lounge*
Akari:WAHHHHH
*Tseng phases in*
Tseng:Whats wrong Akari!!!
Akari:*Sobbing her preety Blue eyes out*Nurdbot being Mean WAHHHH
Tseng:Nurdbot what did i tell you
Nurdbot:Stop Treeting Akari badly
Tseng:Yes thats IT!!! first you take an pic of me Teaching Akari how to use the shower...
now every time i got to Wal-Mart old Lady start beating me up for no reason!!!...
Nurdbot:So how did you find that out?
Tseng:*Pulling out his Laptop*Guess...
Nurdbot:Eeep
*Tseio-ohki Walks through the wall with an Box of Baube's*
Tseng:Where Are the rest of the Guys??
Tseio-ohki:Gorgack has the Tree and Faux has the rest of the Chrismas Tree crap
Tseng:Good.Akari are you Ready to decarateing the Tree?
Akari:Yes Tseng-Sama....Just let me get Toyama
*Akari runs off*
Nurdbot:You like her Don't you?
Tseng:Yes...
Nurdbot:'Tseng and Akari-
*An Tree floats into the room*
Jedi Gorgack:Thank God for the the Force...
*Toyama and Akari run in..Toyama is wearing an Mini-skirt and an T-Shirt*
Toyama:Is this the tree?
Tseng:Yes Ms.Toyama
Toyama:Cool ^^
Akari:Yaaaaaaayyyyy
Faux:So..who do was have on the list?
Tseng:Well..we have Drag Girl Kacee,Ashura,Merc,Sonic and Co,Tenchi and Co,The Sailor and Z-Senshi
and Tsengs famly...
Tseng:Luckly for me i am an Royal or we would all be broke!!!
Akari:Are we gonna decarate the tree now *Stary Eyes*
Tseng:Sure Akari
Akari:Yay.yay.yay.yay.yay.
Faux:I think you may have made freinds with an Mihoshi like Girl
Tseng:Yeah i know..
Tseio-ohki:Got anything for Skelington boy?
Tseng:Who?
Faux:Death??..ohh yeah the Guy who was with us back in 'The B-Senshi got to Vegas'..
Tseng:Yeah..he dissapeared..
*POOFLES*
Tseng:Oh no...
Faux:Please
?????:Thats right guys
*An cloud of white smoke clears..there is James in his usal cloths (Glasses,Black Jeans,T-Shirt and Jacket)*
James:This is 'Hi' from the Auther!!
Akari:Who?
Tseng:*sighing*Akari meet James James Meet Akari
James:I live in his head...
Akari:???
Jedi Gorgack:...
Nurdbot:Nice to see you El Creater...
James:Mind if i bring an Guest?
Tseng:Sure..there is an Party happing hear and outside in the street..damn i gotta disable
the Land Mines..
James:Leave that to me El Ego..
*James snaps his fingers the mines dissapear*
Tseio-ohki:How did you do that?
James:I don't know the name but only an couple of Authers can do that..Kacee and some other People
Jedi Gorgack:In other words like the force for Authers
James:Yeah to make it simple...
*Nurdbot light an Cigar*
Tseng:Right then!!..lets get this tree up *Tseng jumps and flys into the air Gorgack throws
the Tree with the Force Tseng catches it and puts it in the pot full of Cement*
Akari:YAY!!!
*Akari jumps and hovers around the Tree going nuts with the Tincel*
Toyama:Woah Slow down Akari
*The 2 Oni Cat-Girls chase eachother around the tree in mid air
James:It IS an big tree
*James Snaps his fingers*
POOFLES
*Ami Mizuno (In her Sailor Mercury Outfet)Lands in James Arms*
James:Excuse me guys me and Ami-chan are gonna have some time alone
*James Dashes off*
Tseng:Kami-sama *Shakes his head*
*La cucharacha doorbell*
Nurdbot:Door...
*Tseng Leaves to open the door*
Tseng:Hmmm its to early for Guests?
*Tseng opens the door-To his suprise an Young Cat-Girl who looks 6 dressed as an Angel with
Tealy-Blue hair and Silver eyes and Tail-Behind her is Washu dressed as Ms.Clause*
Tseng:Masami!!!
Masami:Daddy!!
*Masami flys into the Air and Hugs him*
Tseng:How life dear
Washu:Hello?
*Ryoko phases in wearing her Dress garb*
Ryoko:Can you kinda let us in..its snowing out here
Tseng:DUCK
*The Geneus and her daugher duck as an Barradge of snowballs miss them*
Ryoko:Thanks
*The two rush in*
Ryoko:Woah??Looks like your Robot Compadre shelled out some dough
Tseng:The guy gets Pissed if you scratch the walls
Washu:Err Tseng
Tseng:Oh sorry about the potty Mout..Masami
Masami:Okay daddy
Washu:Where is your robot freind???
Tseng:Let me guess the matter over stolen Inventons
Washu:Damn right
*They walk into the Lounge Nurdbot is watching the TV smokeing an Cigar,Toyama is tangled up
in Fairy Lights,Akari is rolling on the ground,Jedi Gorgack is hovering in the air with an
Aura of coolness(Sorry Lord Vegeta) Faux is thinking about Raye*
Tseng:Oye...
Nurdbot:CRAP WASHU'S HERE
James:*Walks in with an Happy Looking Ami (Note:After glow just Made love to Ami)Don't worry buddy
*Snaps Fingers the Guy Who Wears Womens Bra's apears dressed as Pikachu with an Big sack over his bag*
Washu:HEY those are Mine
*Washu snatches the Snack from the gay prick and Looks inside*
Washu:Ryoko.kill.
Ryoko:Yes mom *Ryoko sends T.G.W.W.W.B to H.E.L.L*
Tseng:Great ^^
Masami:Mommy
*Masami tackle-Hugs Akari*
Akari:What?????
Washu:Im sorry Masami Akari aint your mom....
Tseng:They both have the Same couler of Hair
Faux:Hey Nurdbot got the Bombs ready?
Nurdbot:Yep..1 for Phucknut,one for Moore,One for Assassin and the rest is for Dav...
James:I need to sit down now
Ryoko:You got laid didn't you?
James:Look at the Preety Birdys Ami...
Tseng:.....
The B-Senshi:......
Masami:...Daddy can we watch TV now?
Tseng:Or course DBZ is on
Nurdbot:HEY
Tseng:Nurdbot mmove it or lose it....
Nurdbot:Thy controllers mine..
James:SHUT UP
Ami:You spoiled the Arfter Glow AQUA RHAPSDADDY
*One Frozen Nurdbot later*
Jedi Gorgack:*opens eye*Kami you guys just won't quit it...
*Nurdbot is lifted off the couch by the force and put in an closet*
James:This is why i love you Ami *Hugs her*
Tseng:*Helps Toyama out of the Fairy light and puts them on the Tree*Don't you two start
Faux:*Writeing Chrismas Cards*(V0)Dear AAA-Phucknut.When you are done Rapeing Yamcha and Molesting Pixy Mixa
i hope an Giant airplan crushes you into small pieces sighed the B-Senshi P.S DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
done.
Tseng:Lets see *Takes Card and reads*Ehhahahaaa......
Jedi Gorgack:The Force tell's me...ihave left the Turkey in the Oven for to long...
*Jedi Gorgack runs out to the Liveing room*
Masami:Who is she?
Tseng:Thats Akari..wefound her in hell ^^
Faux:Hey Tseng since Nurdbot frozen
*Faux pulls out an Box of Cigars*
Tseng:Nahh
Faux:Fine.
*Faux opens the Box*
Nurdbot recording:Close the box thief..
Faux:Like an Recording is gonnna stop me
*Faux takes an Cigar out of the box*
Nurdbot Recording:You asked for it.
*Faux is sprayed in the face with Black Ink and An Sticker with 'weakling' in Japanise is stuck on
his face*
Faux:GAHH GET IT GET IT OFF!!!
*Faux Stumbles around and trips over an Beanbag chairs*
Ryoko:*rolling on the floor laughing*
Washu:That was Unexpected
Nurdbot:*walk in soaking and anoyed*Faux i am gonna kick you.
*Tseng glares as Nurdbot*
Tseng:Finnish that sentecne Robot...
Nurdbot:.....
Ryoko:You guys get on well...
Washu:What kinda ink is that?
*Faux Gets up and wipes the Ink off his face*
*Doorbell-La cucaracha*
Tseng:Ill get it
*Tseng opens it..the Tenchi Crew bounce in*
Aeka:My what an Nice..grotto you have Hear...
Sasami:Aeka!!!!
Tseng:£$%^&*()_%^&*(%&($())&*^$"!%!"£^*((
Akari:.....
Masami:Whats an %&^*((%^&*
Washu:You don't want to know...
Ryoko:*Still on the floor Rolling with laughter*
Tseng:£$%%^&*(!"£$%^&*()("£$%^&*(%^&*
Jedi Gorgack:*comes in wearing 'od of Cooking' apron*Hi guys
Tseio-ohki:TSENG SNAP OUT OF IT!!!
Tseng:Sorry Tseio-ohki...
Masami:Who are These?
Tseng:This is Tenchi,Mihoshi,Kiyone and *Gritting teeth*Ake of Jurai
Aeka:Good kitty...Who might these two be...
Tseng:Thats Akari and my Daughter Masami
*This time it is Aeka's Turn to fall down Laughing on the floor*
Aeka:Your..poor.daughter.
Tseng:Hey i am an Good Farther
Aeka:Yeah right (!)
Tseng:Thats IT..you can Insult my house my Teammates but insulting my Famly THIS HAS GONE
TO FIGGEN FAR
Jedi Gorgack:Hey Sasami want to help with the Turkey?
Sasami:Okay ^^
Tseng:*Powering up-His White Aura surrounding his his tail shakeing*Now.Aeka are
you gonna apoligise
or do i have to beat the hell out of you
Ryoko:Go Tseng!!!
Tenchi:Why are we hear again?
*The Door Bell rings again*
Nurdbot:*Walking in*I have to do this all the bloody time
*He shoves Aeka and Tseng through the wall and opens the Door*
Nurdbot:Yo Jerrod,Jim,Kacee,Ashura Merc tis the Season to enter our Humble House
Jim:Yo Nurdbot..
Jerrod:Hey where the rest of the Senshi?
Nurdbot:Gorgacks cooking,Faux is washing Ink of his face,Tseng argueing with Aeka and as for
Death..we haven't heard from him in ages...
Merc:Can we come in now..the Carolers are starting to scare us...
Carolers:Singing*Deck the Worthless Bowles with Brass Knuckles Hah ahah hah hah hah hah hah
All:.......
Nurdbot:You should see them sing Oh Chrismas Tree..
*The MST'rs run in the HQ Fast*
Jim:*sniffs*Hmmm...Jurian 34..That means..AEKA'S HERE
*Tseng has been pulled from the Hole in the wall By Akari He is knocked Down to the ground by an Jim who then pulls aeka
out the Hole and Glomps her faster than you can say CellandKagatoarehtecoolestvillansEVER*
Tseng:Akari please just drag me to the Couch...
Akari:Okay Tseng-Chan
*Akari Drags the stricked Ctarl Ctarl Prince to the Liveing room*
Jerrod:.....
Jim:Oh Aeka my love we are together at last in such an Time..hey Aint that mistletoe
Aeka:What????AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*5 Mins later*
Aeka:*Walks into the room with marks on her face*I demand to know who does the Decorateing here?
Faux:I put the Missle toe there...
Aeka:*Summoning logs*You must p-
James:Woah Chill Aeka
*James walks in the room holding an Giddy Ami*
Aeka:You...YOU!!!!
James:Yes i know..
Aeka:Your the one who dragged Me into this story
James:Guilty as charged
Aeka:Gahhhh is that an Love bite on your neck?
James:I wuv my little Ami
Aeka:This is impossible..you you you...
James;I made love to an Princess
Aeka:Your an Comminer..waht if you got her Prengnant???
James:I don't want Ami to have an Baby..i am the Author miss Aeka
*James Sits down on an Blowup chair with Ami on his lap..she giggles anbit..Afterglow*
Aeka:Yo Yo...Commie...
James:....Oooo Ouch...
*James Snaps His fingers Akea is attacked by an Love struck Mettalica loveing Penguin*
James:There we go
Ami:Was that an bit mean James-Chan?
James:...Noooo.....in fact i AM An Jim/Aeka shipper
*La Cucaracha*
James:Can someone get that?????
*Jedi Gorgack comes out the Kitchen and opens the B-Senshi's door*
Jedi Gorgack:Hi guys
Lord Vegeta:Yeah Hi Gorgack.Can you get us inside those freak out there are creeping us out..
*Jedi Gorgack looks outside and see's Jimmy the HAM radio nerd Dressed Up as an Elf with an Sign saying 'I am Santa's
Bitch'....*Sure
*Lord Vegeta,Sayin Goddess and the rest of the SUper-Cool Yamcha Bashers walk into the
B-Senshi HQ*
Jedi Gorgack:*Looks around*I know this is OOC but....*He strangles Jimmy with the Force and closes the door
secends later Amasaki kicks the deada Nerd head off*
Amasaki:Found an New football guys!!!
*B-Senshi Kitchen-Toyama is chopping up an Carrot when the Knife slips*
Toyama;Ow...BAKA
*Toyama Regenarates the cut and continues the chopping*
Sasami:*Comes in singing an Japanise chant with Ryo-ohki on her head*
Sasami:Hi..need help
Toyama:Yes please Sasami
*Sasami pulls up an chair and cuts the Veggies up properly*

(Back to the Lounge on the couch..Tseng is lieing on the couch with an wet flannel over his face muttering to himself while the
ever so HOT cat-Girl Akari is Waveing an paddle thing over his face)
Tseng:Ouch my head
Akari:There There Tseng-Sama....
Tseng:There so many Guest so little time
Akari:Relax..think of Sea Gulls..ocean..Me in an Tight Bikini
*Tsengs nose starts to bleed (To Akari check the Site Adress in the last Chapter)as Akari giggles
to her self*
Toyama:*OS*Stop flirting with him and help me with the Turkey
*Akari Bounces off in her cherry mood that makes her so damn cute*
Nurdbot:*Walks in sits on an Bean bag chair and turns the TV on*AGHHHH EVIL FLINTSTONE X-MAS!!!
Tseng:Shut the hell up Nurdbot
Nurdbot:Jeeze someones an scrodge..
Tseng:What the hell is that?
*Tseng sits up and spots Jerrod Chaseing arfter Jim shouting Spanish Swear words..*
Tseng:*Groans*Man what next???

Meanwhile high in the sky on an Blimp an group of Retarded Authers who wrote crappy Fics decide
to blitz the B-Senshi HQ with Fruit cake
Rainbow Bright:MWHAHAHAHAHAH SAKURA SUCKS
AAA-Phucknut:Silence asshole..we are the Neo-Nazis all hail our new Fuhr...Dianna
(Nurdbots ex pic is shown*
Tankcop:Lets Blitz them now..
*2000 Fruit cakes drop from the Blimp and smash into the B-Senshi HQ..some miss and hit the
Demonic carrolers killing them one smashes right through the roof and Onto Tseng head*
Tseng:That is IT!!..i can't take anymore!!
*Tseng Phases out*
Ryoko:*Walks in*Whats with him?
Nurdbot:Retards in the sky...
*Tseng phases at the bottom off the Blimp*
Tseng:I am going to send these Assholes to H.E.L.L
*He Activates his White Lightsword tears an Hole in the bottom and climbs up*
Tseng:So the Neo-Nazi's are back..and they found an New Leader....
AAA-Phucknut:No!!He is still alive
Tseng:Shut the f*ck up gay!!
*Tseng Throws an Ki Blast at Phucknut melting his face off*
Dianna:NO!!..Phucknut was my bitch
Tseng:The best that ass could do was an Metel Women...
Diannna:Kill him Dav
*The Rabbies infestive dav leaps and runs at Tseng,The Prince of Ctarl Ctarls just steps aside and
the moron falls down the Hole*
Tseng:I had enough of this
*Tseng stabs and Slashes Rainbow Bright and Kicks Tank cop through the Blimp wall*
Dianna:Nooo my Bitches!!!
Tseng:Your next!!
*Tseng throws an ball of White Fire at Dianna but misses her Metel ass and sets the Swatstika flag
on fire*
Dianna:You shall never get me alive!!!
*Dianna presses the Alarm and climbs up an Ladder and opens an Hatch an bunch of Nazi solder
run from the Lower decks of the Blimp*
Tseng:Prfftt..Lighting blast
*The White Lighting frys the Nazis to ashes Tseng hulf climbs half Jumps up the ladder pulls the hatch door off and climbs
through-We are Now at the Top of the Blimp..Dianna is standing at the edge with her back turned*
Tseng:Give it up Hitlers Bitch...
Dianna:No...you may have caught me but...this Blimp is loaded with enough Fruit cake to crush
Techno Tokyo..i press this button on my Wrist your city and freinds will be crushed....
Tseng:No..
Dianna:Yes..MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhaahahahahhhaa
Tseng:Thats my laugh quit biteing me!!!
Dianna turns and charges at Tseng..before he knows it there is an Knife in his chest*
Tseng:Damn...
*Tseng falls to one Knee clutching the wound..he pulls the knife out and is about to Stab the Ballon when..*
Dianna:Uh uh uh..thie thing will fall to the ground and crush the Busyes Part of Techno Tokyo
Tseng:Gahhh damnit....
*Tseng throws the dagger over the edge which hits the Surviving Dav in the head and kills the little git*
Tseng:Damn Dianna all i wanted was an Peacefull Chrismas Eve..
Dianna:MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHhahaahhahahahahahhhahah
*Tseng Regenarates his wound*
Tseng:I TOLD YOU TO STOP COPYING ME!!!
*Tseng leaps at Dianna and starts pummeling her the Fembot bounces to the edge of the Ballon
but grabs on*
Dianna:FOOL!!! Now you shall pay dearly
*Dianna fishes the Remote out of her Nazi Suit Pocket*
Tseng:NEEEEVVVVVVEEEERRRR!!!!!!!
*Tseng grabs Dianna pulls her up crushes the Remote*
Tseng:Kiss you ass good bye
*He Then Throws Dianna up into the air*
Tseng:CHAOS KI!!!
*100 Ki orbs blast from Tsengs hands and hit The Fembot destroying her and the Neo-Nazi *
Tseng:Now..
*Tseng backflips off the edge of the Blimb and hovers in Mid Air*
Tseng:WHITE BLAST!!!
*An huge Beam of White Ki hits the Blimp destroying it to ashes..Tseng phases back to the HQ*

(The B-senshi HQ is alive with Festiveity...Tseio-ohki is telling Masami about her dads Adventures
Jerrod is Kissing Mihoshi under the Missle Toe Duo has Accepted Kacee,Akari is snuggled up with an
Cusion watching The Sailor Moon Chrissy Spechel,Lord Vegeta is talking to Washu Ashura and Sonic are
Haveing an Eating Contest James and Ami are Flirting like mad and the rest are cooking dinner-Tseng phases
in on the couch Next to Akari)
Masami:Daddy!!!
Tseio-ohki:Done?
Tseng:Lets just say Phucknuts gonna be in trouble for an while
Akari:Wanna watch TV with me Tseng-Sama
Tseng:*Blushing*Sure Akari
*Tseng and Akari watch TV*
James:Man look at the Time 7
Ami:Really wow?whens the dinner gonna be ready
Jim:*Walking in with an Smokeing Mr.Carter*Dinner is ready

(The Dineing room-The Turkey looks Great..Gorgack walks in with Lita following him)
Jedi Gorgack:Me and Jim roasted the Turkey...
(The rest of the Rabble with Raye join them..the Table is Loooooooong people)
*Seating Order-Tseng,Akari,Masami,Jedi Gorgack,Toyama,Faux,Rai,Jedi Gorgack,Lita,Jim,Aeka
Tenchi,Ryoko,Jerrod,Mihoshi,Kiyone,Lord Vegeta,Washu,Duo,Kacee,Tseio-ohki,Ami,James,Merc
,Ashura,Sonic,Nurdbot,Sasami,Sayin Queen and Ryo-Ohki*
Tseng:Pass the Gravey Mihoshi
Mihoshi:Err okay umm...
*Mihoshi finds the Gravey boat trys to Pass it to Tseng..it slips out of Her Fingers thuds against
the Table..some Gravey Splatters and hits some People*
Kiyone and Rai:You Ditz..
Kiyone:...
Rai:...
Kiyone:That never happend
Rai:Right
*The Beat music when Ryoko comes out the fire in the first Episode of Tenchi starts to play
as Tseio-ohki and Ryo-Ohki flicks an Pea across an Table*
Tseng:Stop that..
Tseio-Ohki:Or what...
*Tseio-ohki flicks an pea at Tseng..an Roast Potato hit the Cabbit Square in the middle of his eyes
another one hit the laughing Tseng*
Washu:I got more
Ryoko:Yay Mom
Jim:Say love is that an Pea down there
Aeka:Eeek
*Aeka jumps onto Wussboys..i mean Tenchi's Lap*
Tenchi:Gahh AEKA *Gets an nosebleed*
Jerrod:Wuss
Ryoko:What did you say???
Jerrod:Nothing
Tseng:*Laughing*
*Are crew eat for an While Ryoko and Aeka spot James and Ami feding eachother with there meal
the Demon girl and Princess both Get Roast Potatoes say Tenchi as the Same Tenchi and smush
the Good Potatoes On Tenchi's cheeks*
Tseng:DON'T say anything Ryoko we are Trying to eat..
Masami:La la la la
*Pan out to see she has made an Masterpiece with her food*
Tseng:Masami-chan please Don't Play with your Food..
Masami:Okay Daddy ^^
Toyama:Man this Turkey is great..
Merc:Yeah!!
Ashura:Yeah..
Jim:And all it took was one blast from Mr.Carter
*The meal ends and the Guests leave*
Tseng:*Sigh*What an Knight
Akari:Tseng-sama *Yawns*Merry Chrismas..
Masami:knight daddy
Tseng:*Smiles*

Authers notes:Merry Chrismas to all of you...except Dav...anyways i hope you ebjoy
Chrismas as much as i am gonna.Peace out,OCCT and Tseio-ohki