The B-Senshi's Adventures
Epidsode-9 Gorgacks Mine (Hey That Rhymes!!)
(Themesong-Dr Who)
(The B-Senshi's HQ...Garadge)
Jedi Gorgack:How the hell do these Bloody Punks get in hear?????
(The B-Senshi's Lounge Tseng is watching TV Akari is reading to Masami and Nurdbot is drinking an
Beer Watching TV with Tseng)
Nurdbot:Kick the Bloody Football into the $%^&*( Goal!!!
Tseng:Nurdbot!!!
Nurdbot:Oh right sorry the Kid...
Tseng:No not that you £$(£$%^&*(£%^&
Nurdbot:How Ironic...
Tseng:Shut up
Akari:..And the Hero said 'Leave her alone'and beat the monster to death...
Nurdbot:Oh King Yema....
Tseng:Hey!!I think Akari telling Masami storys is cute...
Nurdbot:Your an Famly..
Tseng:*Blushes*.....
Nurdbot:HAHJAAHAHAHAHHA Got you there buddy it alright
(Gorgack storms in)
Jedi Gorgack:Who was the little !"£$%^&*($%^&(£$%^&*($%^&*£$%^&*£$%^&*$%^&* who scrathed the
B-Senshis battle-van???
*Tseng looks shocked Akari drops her story book Masami starts to Cry even Nurdbot looks apalled*
Tseng:Dude-Kid...
Nurdbot:........wow......
Jedi Gorgack:Own up I am gonna get 23rd Decade on there Asses!!!!!
Akari:Im sorry Masami was....I kinda forgot now...
Tseng:Jeeze Gorgack its just an Car....
Jedi Gorgack:Yeah but i have had for Decades
Nurdbot:Gorgack take an Good Look at yourself..you are Shouting at an Little Girl and an
Young ex Demon Cat-Girl who asked from hell....
Jedi Gorgack:Fine*Storms off*
*The Camra pans to the ceiling Faux is sitting on it upsidedown with the helf of an rope*
Faux:You could Shout an Little Louder!!!
(The Next Day inside the B-Senshi's Van..)
Masami:Oh Daddy i Can't wait!!
Tseng:Yeah Masami-Chan we are going on our First Picnic
*Masami starts to 'yay' Tseng Relases an Problem*
Tseng:Oh dear Author
*POOFLES*
Tseng:WHYYYY!!
James:You called?
Masami:Hi Unkle James
James:Hello Masami
Tseng:Since your hear can you..
James:Done
*James snaps his finger and cloud of smoke gatthers and leaves..James is gone back into
Tseng's head and there are 2 extra seats In the Van*
Tseng:Phew...
Akari:(OS)Im ready Tseng-san
*Akari stumbles into an Room whereing an Light Blue Sleveless Dress and an Sun hat she stumbles and Falls
onto Tseng's Lap..The Two Blush Tseng calmpy Pushes her off him and sits down in the seat infront of her*
Nurdbot:Breaker Breaker we have contact..
*Nurdbot walks in and Takes the Seat infront of Masami*
Nurdbot:*Extends his red Metel arm and Beeps the Horn*Come on you Baka's
Faux:*Come's in Struggleing with an Bunch of Picnic Baskits*My god you guys need ALL of this
Tseng:This is Not some Ordanry Picnic Faux...Its an GIANT Meeting for LOADS Of Anime chars
and MST'rs
Nurdbot:AKA Anime Babes and Free Booze Galore
Tseng:Hey whats Keeping Gorgack???
*Faux Sits down at the right Passingers seat next to the Drivers*
Faux:Yo Bro Get an Move on!!
Akari:Where's Toyama?
*Toyama rushes in whereing her usal stuff plus an Cap*
Toyama:Sorry guys i fell asleep on the couch
*She sits in the seat Behind Faux*
Jedi Gorgack:Move pardon Scuse me Driver coming through...
Tseng:Lets get moveing then..
*The Car smashes through the Garadge Door*
Nurdbot:GAAAAGHHHHH!!!
(The B-Senshis Battle van which is described in Chapter 2 of the B-Senshi go to Vegas
is blasting down the Highway)
Tseng:..lets put on the radio..
*Pan out to Show Faux With an Black eye and Nurdbot with an Huge dent on the side of his head
Gorgack is driveing and he looks very Pissed,Tseng puts the Radio onto the Anime music channel
The FUNamation DBZ Themetune starts to play*
Masami:Tousan I am Scared..
Tseng:Its ok Ichhiban...Gorgack scares me To..
Akari:Whats The Matter with Gorgack?
Tseng:He goes into Road Rage sometime....
Toyama:Really?
*There is an Explosion the car passesd through an Ball of fire*
Tseng:*Sweatdrops*Yeah...
Masami:Tousan..
*Masami whispers something into Tsengs ear*
Tseng:Gorgack pull over at the Next Garadge
Jedi Gorgack:Why?
Tseng:Masami need to go to the Little Girls room..
Jedi Gorgack:Check...
*The B-Senshis van Violently pulls over into another lane missing the RugRats Van Violently*
Didi:STU YOU PRICK YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED
Stu:SHUT UP I HAVE BEEN DRIVEING FOR 3 WEEKS WITH THOSE BARTS IN THE BACK OF THE CAR
Didi:Lets get rid of them..
Stu:Fine
*They open the door drop the kids off and they are about to Driveaway when an Fuel truck
Full of Darkmatter smashes into there Crappy Yellow eyesore of an Car killing the dumbassed
Parents right away*
Dil:*Spit and crack..Opps i Meant 'Crap'...*
Tommy:I saw kitty in the car lest kill them
All:Yeah
*Being the Little Retards they are they crawl into the road leaveing Dill behind..
secends later Dill gets crushed under an Wheel of an Mafia bosses car who just feeds
The Retards remains to his peg Cat-As for the other little gay-o's who exsist just
to torture all Those who WANT An Show with an Plot that the whole famly can enjoy
Cross the road*
Tommy:Look my Mommy and daddy..lets act like asshole's for anwhile
*They craw towards the crushed morons and pool of blood when the Truck Explodes killing them
all..people on the highway stop and get out the Car and start sining 'ding dong the retards are
dead'..back to the B-Senshi*
(The Car is parked into an Garadge being topped off with Fuel..Tseng Is outside the
Unisex bathroom reading MST monthly with An pic of Jim and Jerrod on the front
with an Capcon saying 'there back and There badder than before...in an Good way'*
Tseng:Masami honey are you finnished
Masami:...No...
*Tseng sighs and Shakes his head..He then join the group heading Towards the little shop to pay
for the Gas/Fuel..depends on Which Country your from..They enter and watch This odd scene-
Man on Military holding an Riffle at the tellers head shouting for all the money and the
British stuff to be burned..we see he has the Neo-Nazi's Patch on the side of his right shoulder*
(A/N:See the Christmas ep for more about the Neo-Nazi's)
Man of Military:Burn all the great books,And Cloths,And cash you got in there and..
Teller:(Looking like the Ten from the simpsons)Stop yelling sir
Man of Military:And give me lots of Money..The Neo-Nazi's need lots of mo-
*An Blade of an Masumine stabs the Man of Military through the Gut killing the Racist
S.O.B..All Americans and Brist cheer in the shop..Tseng Kicks the Ex Liveing Member of the Neo Nazi's out of
the way*
Tseng:Here's 400 wong for 700 Gallons of Fuel
Teen:Thanks sir...
Faux:Bloody Neo-Nazi's...
(Thats right all.Your truley is an Brit...Oh and all bad Authors and Flamers will become
Neo-Nazi's...)
*They Leave the Shop chatting when*
Faux:Hey I just thought of something
*2 things happen at Once...The Fireball from the Fuel Truck apears and an
Hole Opens Under Gorgack who ungracefully falls in*
Faux:The ground feels..softer than usal
*Inside the Hole*
Faux:Ow sonovabitch...Ang on
*Something sparkles*
Jedi Gorgack:By the force..Guys...GUYS DIMANDS!!
Faux:Did I hear Dimands?
*Before Anyone can say anything Faux Uses his Grapneling hook and climbs down the hole*
Faux:My god..REAL DIMANDS!!!...Tseng..Take this bill of 45000 wong and buy this place from
Who ever the Hell owns it...
Tseng:*Takes the Money*Okkkaaaayyy
*Akari runs to the Pit followed by Toyama then Masami*
Masami:Daddy what happend???..We hard Uncle Gorgack and Faux Screaming
(A/N:your pronounce Faux like Fawks..ja ne)
Tseng:Look Princess
(A/N:Tseng's an Prince..So I guess Masami is an Princess..)
Faux:Ya won't to look at an Dimand? Masami?
Masami:Oh yes please ^^
Faux:Catch!!!
*Faux Tosses the Dimand into Masami's hands-She looks at the Dimand with Awe..The dimand
Changes from Blue to Orange,Then an Green Aura surrounds Masami for an Few secends
and Then Dissapears*
Nurdbot:The Hell?
*Tseng Then Runs off into the shop-We see Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel from the Simpsons
with an Red Sponge in his hand*
Cletus:I dun cleaned up the blood
Teen:Thanks brow..(Now toss the Body in the dumpster out back.)
Cletus:But what if the GP of the Techno Tokyo Police come round here asking questions?
Teen:Say Rover attacked him..They wouldn't care...He's an Neo-Nazi..
Cletus:K..
*Tseng enters just as Cletus leaves Dragging the dead body of Military man out back...
He sweatdrops and Walks up to the counter*
Tseng:Is this place for sale?
Teen:Sorry sir..This place has been in my Famly for 20 Generations..It was an Farm in the mid
1800's..then an Inn..Then an Gas garadge since the 20's...Its an Piece of Famly History
and It can't be bought...
Tseng:How about if I buy it for 45000 wong?
Teen:*snatches the Money*Done.Hey Ma..Pa..Cletus..Brandene,Kids,Rover..we are leaveing
this dump as last....
*The Teen runs out the back...Secends later an Rusty old Pick up Truck with 20 kids..2 old people..an Dog
The Teen in the back and Cletus and his wife in the front driveing and Wooping like
Morons.....Tseng sweatdrops again..Then cleans out the Money in the till..*
Tseng:Strange lot...
*Tseng Leaves the shot and Bursts into Laughter..we see Gorgack being whipped as he drills into the ground..The whipper
Is Gorgack*
Jedi Gorgack:Dig man DIG
Nurdbot:I would dig alot Faster if you WOULD STOP WHIPPING ME!!!
*Jedi Gorgack throws away the whip and kicks Nurdbot instead..Faux Climbs out the hole with
the help with his Grapple*
Faux:I saw Washu..These are Real Dimands
Jedi Gorgack:WHOO YES UHUHU YEAH *Does an Happy Dance*
Tseio-ohki:And he's the one who is supposed to Have Dignity..
Tseng:His Dignity has gone dry little buddy...
Tseio-ohki:Oh.
Jedi Gorgack:Uhhuh YES YES YES!!!!!!
Faux:I take it from that bunch of Whooping Hillbillys you bought the Palace?
Tseng:Hell Yeah....
Faux:Ok..White blast the shop..we don't need it...
Tseng:*Sigh*Fine...I am only doing this so we can fix our Financal Difficulty
*Tseng jumps into the air and Powersup..he then cups his hands and..*
Tseng:WHITE BLAST!!!!!!
*The huge Beam of white Ki hits the shop destroying it and the Pumps..The B-Senshi's van is there
still undamiged*
Faux:Ok..then we go home and Get some Equipment..
Masami:Tousan..I am Tired
*Tseng Picks Masami up*
Jedi Gorgack:That picnic took alot out of her...
Tseio-ohki:Look the sun's setting...
Faux:Right...Nurdbot you stay here and Guard..The Mine..
Nurdbot:Why me?
Jedi Gorgack:You Don't need sleep!!!
Nurdbot:Oh.....
Akari:Its getting cold Now Tseng-Sama
Tseng:Right
*Tseng hands over Masmai to Akari..The B-Senshi apart from Nurdbot get into the Van and Drive
Home-For once Gorgack drove down an Busy Moterway not being ifected with the Dreaded Roadrage*
(The Next Morn The B-Senshi step out from the Van (No Akari Masami and Toyama are back at the
B-Senshi HQ-Jedi Gorgack,Tseng,Faux and Tseio-ohki are all wearing Helmits and are Carrying
Shovels and Pickaxes..The place has changed..There is an Metel Barbedwire Fence around the are
and there is an Sign saying 'The B-Senshi's Mine..Step in AND YOU WON'T STEP OUT!!!")
Tseng:....Woah.....
Tseio-ohki:I'll say
Jedi Gorgack:Here Nurdbot put this on....
Nurdbot:Thanks *Takes the Helmit and pickaxe*
Jedi Gorgack:Lets go!!!
*They all leap down the hole..and end up in an pile on the floor*
Tseng:Ouch..Crap that hurts...
Nurdbot:*Getting up.*Man it is Dark...
*Tseng Takes Nurdbots hat off and pressed down on the red Robots Attena..it click.an beam of yellow light floods
from Nurdbot's eyes*
Nurdbot:cool...
Faux:Another Futurama refrence...
*They walk down the Dark passidge*
Nurdbot:I got an Idea...Lets sing
All:HI HO..HI HO..ITS OFF TO WORK WE GO
*They arive at the end..there is an Wall of Dimands*
Jedi Gorgack:Lita naked and in the shower
Tseng:Dude swear like an Man....
*They start removeing the Dimands*
(Meanwhile High in the sky's Millons of blimps hovering above the City Techno Tokyo
5 of them are HUGE..Think New York City huge..The ballons are white with the Neo-Nazi
Symbal on them (Thes The Zazi swatstika flag with an Black Circle and red bits on the
end of the Crosses)..Inside Neo-Nazi solder (Dressed like Nazi's solders)Patroll the coridoor
like the Morons.An solder runs up to an door Marked Fuher Oscar-The First Herdermaphite
Leader.)
Fuher Oscar:MWWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHHAA
Solder:Sir?
Fuher Oscar:Sorry?....Any News..
Solder:Well..General Phucknut and Generaless Dianna have been marked Dead as Hell....
And that Dimand tunnels have been taked...Man of Military was killed..
Fuher Oscar:Damn..Now I am pissed...Solder shoot yourself..
Solder:Yes sir!
*Oscar swivels his chair around..we hear and gun shot and some red blood fly across the room*
Fuher Oscar:Hmmmmmm....I know..I will send an huge Big ass army to take over the Dimand mines..
solder
Solder:*Dieing gasp*B-Sendhi..sir...
Fuher Oscar:Il send some solders down there...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA...Oh almost time
for Debby Does dogs!! *He turns the TV on*
(We see the B-Senshi HQ......Neo Nazi Solder break down the Door and shoot at the wall)
Neo Nazi-Solder 45:You Moron!!!
Neo Nazi-Solder 23:Not my falt...
Neo Nazi-solder 69:shut up!!!
Neo Nazi-Solder 78:Yeah.....
*All 100 Neo-Nazi Solders file in the ahll..and up the stairs..the gun goes off again*
Neo Nazi-Solder 23:Opps..
Neo Nazi-Solder 5:Ok Lets just kill him.
*The Neo-Nazis Load there AK47's and kill Neo-Nazi solder 23*
Neo-Nazi Solder 15:Lets move...
*The remaing 99 solder slowly dodgeing Neo-Nazis Solder 23 corpse
NNS 25 46 and 68 are at the door of the Bathroom*
Neo Nazi Solder 32:Come on I am missing Oprah!!!
Neo-Nazi 86:Shut up
Neo Nazi 41:Okay I hear somebody in the bathroom..
Neo-Nazi 666:MWHAHAHAHAHHAA It will be your doom
Neo-Nazi 3:SHUT UP 66..stop pretending your name is 666
Neo Nazi 11:Yeah...Asshole...
Neo-Nazi 1:Ok..When are you guys gonna open the door?
Neo-Nazi 56:Yeah its getting Cramped here..
Neo-Nazi 25:Fine.
*Neo-Nazi 24 kicks the door to the bathroom down-Its full of Mist we can Hear Akari humming..Then an long long scream*
Akari;Get out you hentai's
*Covering Her Neither regons and her upper regons she somehow kicks Neo-Nazi 35 down the
Stairs breaking an Few other Neo-Nazi Necks*
Neo-Nazi solder 71:Oh crap!!!
Neo Nazi Solder 3:RRREETTRRREEEEETTTT!!!!
*Dureing the confuseing 90 Neo Nazi Solder went in an Uproar because they where all Jammmed
At the stair case..Some tripped over the dead Neo-Nazi Solders..There was alot of Brocken Necks and dead solders but
50 Neo-Nazi Solder manniged to get down the staircase...Then*
Toyama:Freze Hentai's!!
Neo-Nazi Solder 4:I want my Mommy WAHHHHHHH!!!
Neo-Nazi Solder 23:Shut up!!! *Pointing gun At Toyama*Se She's unarmed
Toyama:Or so you think
*Toyam takes at Water Pistol from her Pocket and squerts the water in Neo-Nazi Solder 23's
face..secends later Neo-Nazi Solder 23 is dead*
Neo-Nazi Solder 59:AHHHHH H2o Our only weakness
Toyama:*Pulls out an Super soaker from Subspace and drowns most of the Neo-Nazis..She throws
the two toys away and looks around the dead croud Of Neo-Nazi's hopeing to find one alive
she does*
Toyama:You there!!!!
*She walks up to Neo-Nazi Solder 66 who is slumped up against the wall coughing and Die of Hypothermia..Wimp*
Neo-Nazi Solder 66:HEY!!..Yes?
Toyama:What are you guys doing here?
Neo-Nazi Solder 66:We where sent here to Kill the B-Senshi..But looks like we have been defeated but someone else..
Toyama:...So..
Neo-Nazi Solder 66:4 Blimps full of Solder are heading towards the Mine right now..Neo-Nazi
Solder 47 Escaped...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Toyama:Do you guys ever have an Name?
Neo-Nazi Solder 66:No..MWHAHAAHAHAHAHHA
*NNS 66 Dies Toyama gets an Worried Look on her face*
Toyama:Masami..Akari..Get ready..we gotta go to the Mine..
(Above the Mine 4 small Neo-Nazi airships/Blimps are hideing in the clouds..The bottom of the cab slides opens and out comes 1000
Neo-Nazi sodlers..the Other Airships/Blimps Repete this ass well..Soon the Neo-Nazis have surrounded the entrence to the Mine
They start Entering the mine)
Neo Nazi Solder 666:FOLLOW ME MEN!!
Neo-Nazi Solder 456:Hey your not the sargent...
Neo Nazi Solder 666:So? I have an cool number
Neo Nazi Solder 456:Oh..K ^^
Neo Nazi Solder 101:Lets go
*They Enter the mine with there AK47's and DK5's ready*
(Meanwhile at the Dimand Wall area...Nurdbot is couting the Dimands they have got)
Nurdbot:Hmmmmm 6000 Not bad *NurdbotPuts them all
inside his chestcompartment*
Neo-Nazi Solder 888:FREEZE!!!
Tseio-ohki:Who are you?
*20 More Neo Nazi solders comes running down the Passidge*
Neo Nazi Solder 888:To Destroy the word
Neo Nazi 485:And Invade it with Crappy fics
All Neo Nazi solders:WE ARE THE NEO NAZIS
*Red flashing backgroung we see the B-Senshi sweatdrop*
Tseng:I KNEW I saw those Uniforms before...
*The Neo-Nazis Load there AK47's*
Neo-Nazi 222:Now we must kill you
*They Opens fire but the bullits are stopped by an Forcefiled..Jedi Gorgacks forcefield*
Tseng:You guys asked for this CHAOS KI!!!!!
*White K Balls Burst from Tseng hands and smash into the Neo-Nazis killing them..an Grenade
with out An pin rolls from one of the dead solders hands and detonates the passige in
front of the B-Senshi*
Jedi Gorgack:CRAP!!!!!
(Meanwhile Useing the B-Senshis helecopter the Girls have landed infront of the mine..
Noticeing all the Churned up soil they release they Are Late)
Akari:Oh no!!!!
Toyama:Oh what do we do what do we do?????
Masami:Rescue Tousan!!!
*Masami runs towards the Mine entrence and into it before the Girls can stop him*
Akari:Masami-cahn come back
*She follows*
Toyama:Come back you to *Sighs..then follow the other two*
(Inside the Mine 3 bump into 40 Neo-Nazi Solders)
Neo-Nazi solder 3823:Well lookie what we got here guys..2 cute cat-Chicks and an Little Girl
Masami:AHHGHH
*Masami trys to Hide behind Akari's leg when an solder pulls Akari and Toyama near them*
Neo-Nazi Solder 748:Man you look tastey..
Toyama:Helllpp
Masami:Leave them alone!
Neo-Nazi:Go away this is grownups stuff
Akari:Please somebody help us..
Masami:You asked for it....
*The Dust on the ground and Rocks start to lift up and Swirl around Masami...The Tip of her
Tail Glows black and her eyes go black*
Masami:WHITE SPEAR ATTACK!!!
*Masami cups her hands like Her Farther and Out comes 50 White Ki spears which head towards the
Neo-Nazi Solders*
Neo-Nazi Solder 283:HOLY SHIT!
Toyama:Gets Down
*Toyama pulls Akari down...Seccends later the spears hit the Neo-Nazi Solders killing them*
Toyama:Masami???
*Masami eyes return back to Silker she Passes out and colapses on the floor*
Toyama:Oh my....
*Akari Picks Masami up and heads down the passidge..Toyama follows with an AK47 She stole
from one of the Dead Neo-Nazi's*
(Meanwhile there is an Drilling sound..the pile of Rocks split apart..we see Nurdbots arms
and Metel hands spinning an 360)
Nurdbot:There Proved you that I was an Drill-bot for an Week..
*The B-Senshi step out of the hole..*
Tseng:I sence alot of Chi here...There all at the same powerlevel.
Faux:What?
Tseng:L1
Faux:Ohhhh
Nurdbot:What the hell??? My scanner picked up an powelevel of 1000..Its gone now...
Jedi Gorgack:We better find who's in Charge hear and Kill them....
Tseng:I remember Fighting the Neo-Nazi's At Chistmas....There Leader was Nurdbots Ex Girlfreindbot
Nurdbot:I thought Dianna was Bitchy..But she running the Neo-Nazis?..
Tseng:No I sent her to H.E.L.L...She must have been an Genaraless.....
Tseio-ohki:Tseng..I feel Masamis Chi..
Tseng:Then...Akati's here in this Dangerus Place..
Faux:And Toyama
Tseng:We got to save them!!!
*The B-Senshi run through Twists and Turns through the Passidge..untill they bump into the Girls*
Tseng:OW..MASAMI
Masami:TOUSAN!!
*The Two Hug*
Tseng:And Akari..your ok To
Faux:What are you guys doing down here?
Toyama:To warn you Guys about the Neo-Nazi's
Akari:I guess you kinda Know about them Huh?
Tseio-ohki:Yeah
?????:What an Touching Scene...
*The Camra Swings out to Show about an 100 Neo-Nazi's and an General Neo-Nazi...The general
is...*DRAMATIC MUSIC* Rainbow Bright..He is missing an Right arm off course*
Tseng:I thought I killed you?
Rainbow Bright:I have many Twins Mr.Prospectis..Now..GET THE F*K OUT OF MY DIMAND MINE!!
Faux:No way!!!!
Rainbow Bright:Then you shall Die!!
Tseng:GORGACK SHIELD THE GIRLS
*Gorgack Shileds the Girls with the Force..The B-Senshi takes the hits from the gun fireing at them
Tseng Ignites his White Lightsword and Leaps into the Fray Hacking and Slashing Neo-Nazis..He spots
Retardo Blight Makeing an Run for it*
Tseng:I Don't Thinks so
*He forms An white Ki ball and Throws it at Retardo Blight hitting the Crappy Author on
the back*
Tseng:We better leave Guys..
*The B-Senshi and The Girls Quickly run out and Through Some Passiges*
Rainbow Bright:;I..I am N-Not Done..Yet..
*Retardo Blight presses an Button on his metel arm..It has an Built in Bomb set for 5 Minutes*
Nurdbot:Uhoh..My Tracker has picked up at 4738yt8t84t
Tseio-ohki:A what?
Nurdbot:A bomb
Akari:AN BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tseng:Holy Crap on an Crust!!
*They all look at Tseng oddly*
Tseng:What?
Jedi Gorgack:How mutch Time left on the clock...
Nurdbot:4 mins and 34 secs.....
Faux:But we will never Get out the Mine in that time
Toyama:Where doomed..
Tseio-ohki:DDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faux:Wow...Good Lungs
Tseng:Hmmmmm...Stand Back...
Akari:Why?
Tseng:You will see.........GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Nurdbot:Tseng's Powering up...His Powerlevel is....450000
Tseng:Thats just enough
*Tseng puts Masami on his right Sholder and Akari under his Right Arm..He then Smashes through 6 layers of rock and 2 soul and apears on the Surface*
Faux:Lets go!!..*Faux picks up Toyama and Blasts through the hole..The Rest follow*
Toyama:I better attach the Chopper to the Van..
Tseng:Good Idea..
*Toyama hops into the B-Senshi Chopper and Lands it on the top of the Van..It Becomes an Gun Turret*
Jedi Gorgack:Lets go to Space-Ship mode..
*The wheels dissapears and are replaced by hoverpads-The Va Takes off and Is followed by the
Neo-Nazi Blimps*
Tseng:Da-
*Below the Mine Explodes shooting Dimands into the Air
Faux and Jedi Gorgack:Yoink *They Grab as Mutch Dimands They Can Get*
Nurdbot:Ill go into the Turret
*Nurdbot runs to the Turret and Fires at the first two Blimps they explode Killing all the Neo-
Nazi's inside the other two Keep fireing*
Nurdbot:What the hell?
*The Blimps keep Phasesing out when the shoots that try to hit them go through the Emptey
Space*
Tseio-ohki:Oh crap where done for!!!
(Meanwhile the coolest DBZ Villan ever Perfect Cell who had been revived by the adoreing Fans
of his was sitting near the pool sipping an Martini and Looking at The Pool Babes while being Guarded By Cell Fans
when he hears an Noise)
Cell:Can't an Super-villan get some rest hear?
*He looks up and see's the two Blimps in the sky*
Cell:Damn Neo-Nazi's....
*Cell fires and Huge Ki blast and Hits the 2 Neo-Nazi Blimps Destroying them*
(Back in the B-Senshi van/Hovercraft)
Tseng:What the???
Faux:Cool!!
Akari:What happend Tseng-sama?
Tseng:I think those 2 Neo-Nazi Blimps just..went KABBOOOOOMMMM
Tseio-ohki:Lets go Home now..
*The Hovercraft of the B-Senshi dodge an Jet carying the Al Quead which crashes and explodes killing
all the Basterds and Enter Techno Tokyo*
(Back an The B-Senshi HQ-Liveing Room-Nurdbot is on the Couch,Tseng also on the couch
Akari is Telling Masami an Story while Jedi Gorgack is cooking Faux comes in holding 3
Huge sacks)
Faux:YES..Now we can live without Worrying about Money Problems again...
Tseng:How did it go?
Faux:I took it to Washu's lab..she bought it all..foe 23,00000 wong..She scanned one
and Discoverd something
Nurdbot:What?
Tseng:Yeah tell us
Faux:Well..These dimands Absorb Ki..When someones Touches them there Ki improves and so does there
Powerlevel...
Akari:Oh I forgot...Back in the Mine..
*Akari tell Tseng about Masami's attck*
Tseng:Really?..Nurdbot scan Masami
Nurdbot:Righty oh!!!....she has the Power Level of an 1000!!!
*Tseng Stares at His Daughter who giggles*
(Back in the Fuhers office)
Fuher Oscar:Hmmm..The Mines gone..I have lost 7000 Neo-Nazi troops and an Top General....
Oh I will Get you B-Senshi...MWHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*Cough,Cough,Cough*
Authors Notes:Well Once again We have to say Good bye until the Last Chapter in this seris
*sniff*But on an Lighter Note if you want to Borrow the Neo-Nazi's in my fic Email me at
Tseng15@aol.com
Peace out all...
OCCT And Tseio-ohki
p.s:You Know who you are Man of Military R and R ^^
Epidsode-9 Gorgacks Mine (Hey That Rhymes!!)
(Themesong-Dr Who)
(The B-Senshi's HQ...Garadge)
Jedi Gorgack:How the hell do these Bloody Punks get in hear?????
(The B-Senshi's Lounge Tseng is watching TV Akari is reading to Masami and Nurdbot is drinking an
Beer Watching TV with Tseng)
Nurdbot:Kick the Bloody Football into the $%^&*( Goal!!!
Tseng:Nurdbot!!!
Nurdbot:Oh right sorry the Kid...
Tseng:No not that you £$(£$%^&*(£%^&
Nurdbot:How Ironic...
Tseng:Shut up
Akari:..And the Hero said 'Leave her alone'and beat the monster to death...
Nurdbot:Oh King Yema....
Tseng:Hey!!I think Akari telling Masami storys is cute...
Nurdbot:Your an Famly..
Tseng:*Blushes*.....
Nurdbot:HAHJAAHAHAHAHHA Got you there buddy it alright
(Gorgack storms in)
Jedi Gorgack:Who was the little !"£$%^&*($%^&(£$%^&*($%^&*£$%^&*£$%^&*$%^&* who scrathed the
B-Senshis battle-van???
*Tseng looks shocked Akari drops her story book Masami starts to Cry even Nurdbot looks apalled*
Tseng:Dude-Kid...
Nurdbot:........wow......
Jedi Gorgack:Own up I am gonna get 23rd Decade on there Asses!!!!!
Akari:Im sorry Masami was....I kinda forgot now...
Tseng:Jeeze Gorgack its just an Car....
Jedi Gorgack:Yeah but i have had for Decades
Nurdbot:Gorgack take an Good Look at yourself..you are Shouting at an Little Girl and an
Young ex Demon Cat-Girl who asked from hell....
Jedi Gorgack:Fine*Storms off*
*The Camra pans to the ceiling Faux is sitting on it upsidedown with the helf of an rope*
Faux:You could Shout an Little Louder!!!
(The Next Day inside the B-Senshi's Van..)
Masami:Oh Daddy i Can't wait!!
Tseng:Yeah Masami-Chan we are going on our First Picnic
*Masami starts to 'yay' Tseng Relases an Problem*
Tseng:Oh dear Author
*POOFLES*
Tseng:WHYYYY!!
James:You called?
Masami:Hi Unkle James
James:Hello Masami
Tseng:Since your hear can you..
James:Done
*James snaps his finger and cloud of smoke gatthers and leaves..James is gone back into
Tseng's head and there are 2 extra seats In the Van*
Tseng:Phew...
Akari:(OS)Im ready Tseng-san
*Akari stumbles into an Room whereing an Light Blue Sleveless Dress and an Sun hat she stumbles and Falls
onto Tseng's Lap..The Two Blush Tseng calmpy Pushes her off him and sits down in the seat infront of her*
Nurdbot:Breaker Breaker we have contact..
*Nurdbot walks in and Takes the Seat infront of Masami*
Nurdbot:*Extends his red Metel arm and Beeps the Horn*Come on you Baka's
Faux:*Come's in Struggleing with an Bunch of Picnic Baskits*My god you guys need ALL of this
Tseng:This is Not some Ordanry Picnic Faux...Its an GIANT Meeting for LOADS Of Anime chars
and MST'rs
Nurdbot:AKA Anime Babes and Free Booze Galore
Tseng:Hey whats Keeping Gorgack???
*Faux Sits down at the right Passingers seat next to the Drivers*
Faux:Yo Bro Get an Move on!!
Akari:Where's Toyama?
*Toyama rushes in whereing her usal stuff plus an Cap*
Toyama:Sorry guys i fell asleep on the couch
*She sits in the seat Behind Faux*
Jedi Gorgack:Move pardon Scuse me Driver coming through...
Tseng:Lets get moveing then..
*The Car smashes through the Garadge Door*
Nurdbot:GAAAAGHHHHH!!!
(The B-Senshis Battle van which is described in Chapter 2 of the B-Senshi go to Vegas
is blasting down the Highway)
Tseng:..lets put on the radio..
*Pan out to Show Faux With an Black eye and Nurdbot with an Huge dent on the side of his head
Gorgack is driveing and he looks very Pissed,Tseng puts the Radio onto the Anime music channel
The FUNamation DBZ Themetune starts to play*
Masami:Tousan I am Scared..
Tseng:Its ok Ichhiban...Gorgack scares me To..
Akari:Whats The Matter with Gorgack?
Tseng:He goes into Road Rage sometime....
Toyama:Really?
*There is an Explosion the car passesd through an Ball of fire*
Tseng:*Sweatdrops*Yeah...
Masami:Tousan..
*Masami whispers something into Tsengs ear*
Tseng:Gorgack pull over at the Next Garadge
Jedi Gorgack:Why?
Tseng:Masami need to go to the Little Girls room..
Jedi Gorgack:Check...
*The B-Senshis van Violently pulls over into another lane missing the RugRats Van Violently*
Didi:STU YOU PRICK YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED
Stu:SHUT UP I HAVE BEEN DRIVEING FOR 3 WEEKS WITH THOSE BARTS IN THE BACK OF THE CAR
Didi:Lets get rid of them..
Stu:Fine
*They open the door drop the kids off and they are about to Driveaway when an Fuel truck
Full of Darkmatter smashes into there Crappy Yellow eyesore of an Car killing the dumbassed
Parents right away*
Dil:*Spit and crack..Opps i Meant 'Crap'...*
Tommy:I saw kitty in the car lest kill them
All:Yeah
*Being the Little Retards they are they crawl into the road leaveing Dill behind..
secends later Dill gets crushed under an Wheel of an Mafia bosses car who just feeds
The Retards remains to his peg Cat-As for the other little gay-o's who exsist just
to torture all Those who WANT An Show with an Plot that the whole famly can enjoy
Cross the road*
Tommy:Look my Mommy and daddy..lets act like asshole's for anwhile
*They craw towards the crushed morons and pool of blood when the Truck Explodes killing them
all..people on the highway stop and get out the Car and start sining 'ding dong the retards are
dead'..back to the B-Senshi*
(The Car is parked into an Garadge being topped off with Fuel..Tseng Is outside the
Unisex bathroom reading MST monthly with An pic of Jim and Jerrod on the front
with an Capcon saying 'there back and There badder than before...in an Good way'*
Tseng:Masami honey are you finnished
Masami:...No...
*Tseng sighs and Shakes his head..He then join the group heading Towards the little shop to pay
for the Gas/Fuel..depends on Which Country your from..They enter and watch This odd scene-
Man on Military holding an Riffle at the tellers head shouting for all the money and the
British stuff to be burned..we see he has the Neo-Nazi's Patch on the side of his right shoulder*
(A/N:See the Christmas ep for more about the Neo-Nazi's)
Man of Military:Burn all the great books,And Cloths,And cash you got in there and..
Teller:(Looking like the Ten from the simpsons)Stop yelling sir
Man of Military:And give me lots of Money..The Neo-Nazi's need lots of mo-
*An Blade of an Masumine stabs the Man of Military through the Gut killing the Racist
S.O.B..All Americans and Brist cheer in the shop..Tseng Kicks the Ex Liveing Member of the Neo Nazi's out of
the way*
Tseng:Here's 400 wong for 700 Gallons of Fuel
Teen:Thanks sir...
Faux:Bloody Neo-Nazi's...
(Thats right all.Your truley is an Brit...Oh and all bad Authors and Flamers will become
Neo-Nazi's...)
*They Leave the Shop chatting when*
Faux:Hey I just thought of something
*2 things happen at Once...The Fireball from the Fuel Truck apears and an
Hole Opens Under Gorgack who ungracefully falls in*
Faux:The ground feels..softer than usal
*Inside the Hole*
Faux:Ow sonovabitch...Ang on
*Something sparkles*
Jedi Gorgack:By the force..Guys...GUYS DIMANDS!!
Faux:Did I hear Dimands?
*Before Anyone can say anything Faux Uses his Grapneling hook and climbs down the hole*
Faux:My god..REAL DIMANDS!!!...Tseng..Take this bill of 45000 wong and buy this place from
Who ever the Hell owns it...
Tseng:*Takes the Money*Okkkaaaayyy
*Akari runs to the Pit followed by Toyama then Masami*
Masami:Daddy what happend???..We hard Uncle Gorgack and Faux Screaming
(A/N:your pronounce Faux like Fawks..ja ne)
Tseng:Look Princess
(A/N:Tseng's an Prince..So I guess Masami is an Princess..)
Faux:Ya won't to look at an Dimand? Masami?
Masami:Oh yes please ^^
Faux:Catch!!!
*Faux Tosses the Dimand into Masami's hands-She looks at the Dimand with Awe..The dimand
Changes from Blue to Orange,Then an Green Aura surrounds Masami for an Few secends
and Then Dissapears*
Nurdbot:The Hell?
*Tseng Then Runs off into the shop-We see Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel from the Simpsons
with an Red Sponge in his hand*
Cletus:I dun cleaned up the blood
Teen:Thanks brow..(Now toss the Body in the dumpster out back.)
Cletus:But what if the GP of the Techno Tokyo Police come round here asking questions?
Teen:Say Rover attacked him..They wouldn't care...He's an Neo-Nazi..
Cletus:K..
*Tseng enters just as Cletus leaves Dragging the dead body of Military man out back...
He sweatdrops and Walks up to the counter*
Tseng:Is this place for sale?
Teen:Sorry sir..This place has been in my Famly for 20 Generations..It was an Farm in the mid
1800's..then an Inn..Then an Gas garadge since the 20's...Its an Piece of Famly History
and It can't be bought...
Tseng:How about if I buy it for 45000 wong?
Teen:*snatches the Money*Done.Hey Ma..Pa..Cletus..Brandene,Kids,Rover..we are leaveing
this dump as last....
*The Teen runs out the back...Secends later an Rusty old Pick up Truck with 20 kids..2 old people..an Dog
The Teen in the back and Cletus and his wife in the front driveing and Wooping like
Morons.....Tseng sweatdrops again..Then cleans out the Money in the till..*
Tseng:Strange lot...
*Tseng Leaves the shot and Bursts into Laughter..we see Gorgack being whipped as he drills into the ground..The whipper
Is Gorgack*
Jedi Gorgack:Dig man DIG
Nurdbot:I would dig alot Faster if you WOULD STOP WHIPPING ME!!!
*Jedi Gorgack throws away the whip and kicks Nurdbot instead..Faux Climbs out the hole with
the help with his Grapple*
Faux:I saw Washu..These are Real Dimands
Jedi Gorgack:WHOO YES UHUHU YEAH *Does an Happy Dance*
Tseio-ohki:And he's the one who is supposed to Have Dignity..
Tseng:His Dignity has gone dry little buddy...
Tseio-ohki:Oh.
Jedi Gorgack:Uhhuh YES YES YES!!!!!!
Faux:I take it from that bunch of Whooping Hillbillys you bought the Palace?
Tseng:Hell Yeah....
Faux:Ok..White blast the shop..we don't need it...
Tseng:*Sigh*Fine...I am only doing this so we can fix our Financal Difficulty
*Tseng jumps into the air and Powersup..he then cups his hands and..*
Tseng:WHITE BLAST!!!!!!
*The huge Beam of white Ki hits the shop destroying it and the Pumps..The B-Senshi's van is there
still undamiged*
Faux:Ok..then we go home and Get some Equipment..
Masami:Tousan..I am Tired
*Tseng Picks Masami up*
Jedi Gorgack:That picnic took alot out of her...
Tseio-ohki:Look the sun's setting...
Faux:Right...Nurdbot you stay here and Guard..The Mine..
Nurdbot:Why me?
Jedi Gorgack:You Don't need sleep!!!
Nurdbot:Oh.....
Akari:Its getting cold Now Tseng-Sama
Tseng:Right
*Tseng hands over Masmai to Akari..The B-Senshi apart from Nurdbot get into the Van and Drive
Home-For once Gorgack drove down an Busy Moterway not being ifected with the Dreaded Roadrage*
(The Next Morn The B-Senshi step out from the Van (No Akari Masami and Toyama are back at the
B-Senshi HQ-Jedi Gorgack,Tseng,Faux and Tseio-ohki are all wearing Helmits and are Carrying
Shovels and Pickaxes..The place has changed..There is an Metel Barbedwire Fence around the are
and there is an Sign saying 'The B-Senshi's Mine..Step in AND YOU WON'T STEP OUT!!!")
Tseng:....Woah.....
Tseio-ohki:I'll say
Jedi Gorgack:Here Nurdbot put this on....
Nurdbot:Thanks *Takes the Helmit and pickaxe*
Jedi Gorgack:Lets go!!!
*They all leap down the hole..and end up in an pile on the floor*
Tseng:Ouch..Crap that hurts...
Nurdbot:*Getting up.*Man it is Dark...
*Tseng Takes Nurdbots hat off and pressed down on the red Robots Attena..it click.an beam of yellow light floods
from Nurdbot's eyes*
Nurdbot:cool...
Faux:Another Futurama refrence...
*They walk down the Dark passidge*
Nurdbot:I got an Idea...Lets sing
All:HI HO..HI HO..ITS OFF TO WORK WE GO
*They arive at the end..there is an Wall of Dimands*
Jedi Gorgack:Lita naked and in the shower
Tseng:Dude swear like an Man....
*They start removeing the Dimands*
(Meanwhile High in the sky's Millons of blimps hovering above the City Techno Tokyo
5 of them are HUGE..Think New York City huge..The ballons are white with the Neo-Nazi
Symbal on them (Thes The Zazi swatstika flag with an Black Circle and red bits on the
end of the Crosses)..Inside Neo-Nazi solder (Dressed like Nazi's solders)Patroll the coridoor
like the Morons.An solder runs up to an door Marked Fuher Oscar-The First Herdermaphite
Leader.)
Fuher Oscar:MWWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHHAA
Solder:Sir?
Fuher Oscar:Sorry?....Any News..
Solder:Well..General Phucknut and Generaless Dianna have been marked Dead as Hell....
And that Dimand tunnels have been taked...Man of Military was killed..
Fuher Oscar:Damn..Now I am pissed...Solder shoot yourself..
Solder:Yes sir!
*Oscar swivels his chair around..we hear and gun shot and some red blood fly across the room*
Fuher Oscar:Hmmmmmm....I know..I will send an huge Big ass army to take over the Dimand mines..
solder
Solder:*Dieing gasp*B-Sendhi..sir...
Fuher Oscar:Il send some solders down there...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA...Oh almost time
for Debby Does dogs!! *He turns the TV on*
(We see the B-Senshi HQ......Neo Nazi Solder break down the Door and shoot at the wall)
Neo Nazi-Solder 45:You Moron!!!
Neo Nazi-Solder 23:Not my falt...
Neo Nazi-solder 69:shut up!!!
Neo Nazi-Solder 78:Yeah.....
*All 100 Neo-Nazi Solders file in the ahll..and up the stairs..the gun goes off again*
Neo Nazi-Solder 23:Opps..
Neo Nazi-Solder 5:Ok Lets just kill him.
*The Neo-Nazis Load there AK47's and kill Neo-Nazi solder 23*
Neo-Nazi Solder 15:Lets move...
*The remaing 99 solder slowly dodgeing Neo-Nazis Solder 23 corpse
NNS 25 46 and 68 are at the door of the Bathroom*
Neo Nazi Solder 32:Come on I am missing Oprah!!!
Neo-Nazi 86:Shut up
Neo Nazi 41:Okay I hear somebody in the bathroom..
Neo-Nazi 666:MWHAHAHAHAHHAA It will be your doom
Neo-Nazi 3:SHUT UP 66..stop pretending your name is 666
Neo Nazi 11:Yeah...Asshole...
Neo-Nazi 1:Ok..When are you guys gonna open the door?
Neo-Nazi 56:Yeah its getting Cramped here..
Neo-Nazi 25:Fine.
*Neo-Nazi 24 kicks the door to the bathroom down-Its full of Mist we can Hear Akari humming..Then an long long scream*
Akari;Get out you hentai's
*Covering Her Neither regons and her upper regons she somehow kicks Neo-Nazi 35 down the
Stairs breaking an Few other Neo-Nazi Necks*
Neo-Nazi solder 71:Oh crap!!!
Neo Nazi Solder 3:RRREETTRRREEEEETTTT!!!!
*Dureing the confuseing 90 Neo Nazi Solder went in an Uproar because they where all Jammmed
At the stair case..Some tripped over the dead Neo-Nazi Solders..There was alot of Brocken Necks and dead solders but
50 Neo-Nazi Solder manniged to get down the staircase...Then*
Toyama:Freze Hentai's!!
Neo-Nazi Solder 4:I want my Mommy WAHHHHHHH!!!
Neo-Nazi Solder 23:Shut up!!! *Pointing gun At Toyama*Se She's unarmed
Toyama:Or so you think
*Toyam takes at Water Pistol from her Pocket and squerts the water in Neo-Nazi Solder 23's
face..secends later Neo-Nazi Solder 23 is dead*
Neo-Nazi Solder 59:AHHHHH H2o Our only weakness
Toyama:*Pulls out an Super soaker from Subspace and drowns most of the Neo-Nazis..She throws
the two toys away and looks around the dead croud Of Neo-Nazi's hopeing to find one alive
she does*
Toyama:You there!!!!
*She walks up to Neo-Nazi Solder 66 who is slumped up against the wall coughing and Die of Hypothermia..Wimp*
Neo-Nazi Solder 66:HEY!!..Yes?
Toyama:What are you guys doing here?
Neo-Nazi Solder 66:We where sent here to Kill the B-Senshi..But looks like we have been defeated but someone else..
Toyama:...So..
Neo-Nazi Solder 66:4 Blimps full of Solder are heading towards the Mine right now..Neo-Nazi
Solder 47 Escaped...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Toyama:Do you guys ever have an Name?
Neo-Nazi Solder 66:No..MWHAHAAHAHAHAHHA
*NNS 66 Dies Toyama gets an Worried Look on her face*
Toyama:Masami..Akari..Get ready..we gotta go to the Mine..
(Above the Mine 4 small Neo-Nazi airships/Blimps are hideing in the clouds..The bottom of the cab slides opens and out comes 1000
Neo-Nazi sodlers..the Other Airships/Blimps Repete this ass well..Soon the Neo-Nazis have surrounded the entrence to the Mine
They start Entering the mine)
Neo Nazi Solder 666:FOLLOW ME MEN!!
Neo-Nazi Solder 456:Hey your not the sargent...
Neo Nazi Solder 666:So? I have an cool number
Neo Nazi Solder 456:Oh..K ^^
Neo Nazi Solder 101:Lets go
*They Enter the mine with there AK47's and DK5's ready*
(Meanwhile at the Dimand Wall area...Nurdbot is couting the Dimands they have got)
Nurdbot:Hmmmmm 6000 Not bad *NurdbotPuts them all
inside his chestcompartment*
Neo-Nazi Solder 888:FREEZE!!!
Tseio-ohki:Who are you?
*20 More Neo Nazi solders comes running down the Passidge*
Neo Nazi Solder 888:To Destroy the word
Neo Nazi 485:And Invade it with Crappy fics
All Neo Nazi solders:WE ARE THE NEO NAZIS
*Red flashing backgroung we see the B-Senshi sweatdrop*
Tseng:I KNEW I saw those Uniforms before...
*The Neo-Nazis Load there AK47's*
Neo-Nazi 222:Now we must kill you
*They Opens fire but the bullits are stopped by an Forcefiled..Jedi Gorgacks forcefield*
Tseng:You guys asked for this CHAOS KI!!!!!
*White K Balls Burst from Tseng hands and smash into the Neo-Nazis killing them..an Grenade
with out An pin rolls from one of the dead solders hands and detonates the passige in
front of the B-Senshi*
Jedi Gorgack:CRAP!!!!!
(Meanwhile Useing the B-Senshis helecopter the Girls have landed infront of the mine..
Noticeing all the Churned up soil they release they Are Late)
Akari:Oh no!!!!
Toyama:Oh what do we do what do we do?????
Masami:Rescue Tousan!!!
*Masami runs towards the Mine entrence and into it before the Girls can stop him*
Akari:Masami-cahn come back
*She follows*
Toyama:Come back you to *Sighs..then follow the other two*
(Inside the Mine 3 bump into 40 Neo-Nazi Solders)
Neo-Nazi solder 3823:Well lookie what we got here guys..2 cute cat-Chicks and an Little Girl
Masami:AHHGHH
*Masami trys to Hide behind Akari's leg when an solder pulls Akari and Toyama near them*
Neo-Nazi Solder 748:Man you look tastey..
Toyama:Helllpp
Masami:Leave them alone!
Neo-Nazi:Go away this is grownups stuff
Akari:Please somebody help us..
Masami:You asked for it....
*The Dust on the ground and Rocks start to lift up and Swirl around Masami...The Tip of her
Tail Glows black and her eyes go black*
Masami:WHITE SPEAR ATTACK!!!
*Masami cups her hands like Her Farther and Out comes 50 White Ki spears which head towards the
Neo-Nazi Solders*
Neo-Nazi Solder 283:HOLY SHIT!
Toyama:Gets Down
*Toyama pulls Akari down...Seccends later the spears hit the Neo-Nazi Solders killing them*
Toyama:Masami???
*Masami eyes return back to Silker she Passes out and colapses on the floor*
Toyama:Oh my....
*Akari Picks Masami up and heads down the passidge..Toyama follows with an AK47 She stole
from one of the Dead Neo-Nazi's*
(Meanwhile there is an Drilling sound..the pile of Rocks split apart..we see Nurdbots arms
and Metel hands spinning an 360)
Nurdbot:There Proved you that I was an Drill-bot for an Week..
*The B-Senshi step out of the hole..*
Tseng:I sence alot of Chi here...There all at the same powerlevel.
Faux:What?
Tseng:L1
Faux:Ohhhh
Nurdbot:What the hell??? My scanner picked up an powelevel of 1000..Its gone now...
Jedi Gorgack:We better find who's in Charge hear and Kill them....
Tseng:I remember Fighting the Neo-Nazi's At Chistmas....There Leader was Nurdbots Ex Girlfreindbot
Nurdbot:I thought Dianna was Bitchy..But she running the Neo-Nazis?..
Tseng:No I sent her to H.E.L.L...She must have been an Genaraless.....
Tseio-ohki:Tseng..I feel Masamis Chi..
Tseng:Then...Akati's here in this Dangerus Place..
Faux:And Toyama
Tseng:We got to save them!!!
*The B-Senshi run through Twists and Turns through the Passidge..untill they bump into the Girls*
Tseng:OW..MASAMI
Masami:TOUSAN!!
*The Two Hug*
Tseng:And Akari..your ok To
Faux:What are you guys doing down here?
Toyama:To warn you Guys about the Neo-Nazi's
Akari:I guess you kinda Know about them Huh?
Tseio-ohki:Yeah
?????:What an Touching Scene...
*The Camra Swings out to Show about an 100 Neo-Nazi's and an General Neo-Nazi...The general
is...*DRAMATIC MUSIC* Rainbow Bright..He is missing an Right arm off course*
Tseng:I thought I killed you?
Rainbow Bright:I have many Twins Mr.Prospectis..Now..GET THE F*K OUT OF MY DIMAND MINE!!
Faux:No way!!!!
Rainbow Bright:Then you shall Die!!
Tseng:GORGACK SHIELD THE GIRLS
*Gorgack Shileds the Girls with the Force..The B-Senshi takes the hits from the gun fireing at them
Tseng Ignites his White Lightsword and Leaps into the Fray Hacking and Slashing Neo-Nazis..He spots
Retardo Blight Makeing an Run for it*
Tseng:I Don't Thinks so
*He forms An white Ki ball and Throws it at Retardo Blight hitting the Crappy Author on
the back*
Tseng:We better leave Guys..
*The B-Senshi and The Girls Quickly run out and Through Some Passiges*
Rainbow Bright:;I..I am N-Not Done..Yet..
*Retardo Blight presses an Button on his metel arm..It has an Built in Bomb set for 5 Minutes*
Nurdbot:Uhoh..My Tracker has picked up at 4738yt8t84t
Tseio-ohki:A what?
Nurdbot:A bomb
Akari:AN BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tseng:Holy Crap on an Crust!!
*They all look at Tseng oddly*
Tseng:What?
Jedi Gorgack:How mutch Time left on the clock...
Nurdbot:4 mins and 34 secs.....
Faux:But we will never Get out the Mine in that time
Toyama:Where doomed..
Tseio-ohki:DDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faux:Wow...Good Lungs
Tseng:Hmmmmm...Stand Back...
Akari:Why?
Tseng:You will see.........GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Nurdbot:Tseng's Powering up...His Powerlevel is....450000
Tseng:Thats just enough
*Tseng puts Masami on his right Sholder and Akari under his Right Arm..He then Smashes through 6 layers of rock and 2 soul and apears on the Surface*
Faux:Lets go!!..*Faux picks up Toyama and Blasts through the hole..The Rest follow*
Toyama:I better attach the Chopper to the Van..
Tseng:Good Idea..
*Toyama hops into the B-Senshi Chopper and Lands it on the top of the Van..It Becomes an Gun Turret*
Jedi Gorgack:Lets go to Space-Ship mode..
*The wheels dissapears and are replaced by hoverpads-The Va Takes off and Is followed by the
Neo-Nazi Blimps*
Tseng:Da-
*Below the Mine Explodes shooting Dimands into the Air
Faux and Jedi Gorgack:Yoink *They Grab as Mutch Dimands They Can Get*
Nurdbot:Ill go into the Turret
*Nurdbot runs to the Turret and Fires at the first two Blimps they explode Killing all the Neo-
Nazi's inside the other two Keep fireing*
Nurdbot:What the hell?
*The Blimps keep Phasesing out when the shoots that try to hit them go through the Emptey
Space*
Tseio-ohki:Oh crap where done for!!!
(Meanwhile the coolest DBZ Villan ever Perfect Cell who had been revived by the adoreing Fans
of his was sitting near the pool sipping an Martini and Looking at The Pool Babes while being Guarded By Cell Fans
when he hears an Noise)
Cell:Can't an Super-villan get some rest hear?
*He looks up and see's the two Blimps in the sky*
Cell:Damn Neo-Nazi's....
*Cell fires and Huge Ki blast and Hits the 2 Neo-Nazi Blimps Destroying them*
(Back in the B-Senshi van/Hovercraft)
Tseng:What the???
Faux:Cool!!
Akari:What happend Tseng-sama?
Tseng:I think those 2 Neo-Nazi Blimps just..went KABBOOOOOMMMM
Tseio-ohki:Lets go Home now..
*The Hovercraft of the B-Senshi dodge an Jet carying the Al Quead which crashes and explodes killing
all the Basterds and Enter Techno Tokyo*
(Back an The B-Senshi HQ-Liveing Room-Nurdbot is on the Couch,Tseng also on the couch
Akari is Telling Masami an Story while Jedi Gorgack is cooking Faux comes in holding 3
Huge sacks)
Faux:YES..Now we can live without Worrying about Money Problems again...
Tseng:How did it go?
Faux:I took it to Washu's lab..she bought it all..foe 23,00000 wong..She scanned one
and Discoverd something
Nurdbot:What?
Tseng:Yeah tell us
Faux:Well..These dimands Absorb Ki..When someones Touches them there Ki improves and so does there
Powerlevel...
Akari:Oh I forgot...Back in the Mine..
*Akari tell Tseng about Masami's attck*
Tseng:Really?..Nurdbot scan Masami
Nurdbot:Righty oh!!!....she has the Power Level of an 1000!!!
*Tseng Stares at His Daughter who giggles*
(Back in the Fuhers office)
Fuher Oscar:Hmmm..The Mines gone..I have lost 7000 Neo-Nazi troops and an Top General....
Oh I will Get you B-Senshi...MWHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*Cough,Cough,Cough*
Authors Notes:Well Once again We have to say Good bye until the Last Chapter in this seris
*sniff*But on an Lighter Note if you want to Borrow the Neo-Nazi's in my fic Email me at
Tseng15@aol.com
Peace out all...
OCCT And Tseio-ohki
p.s:You Know who you are Man of Military R and R ^^
