^^; Hey, you asked for it, so... Here's a sequel!

I do not own Slayers. Don't sue me. You won't get anything. I suppose I do own Kim, Mimi, Anne, Janine, Julia, Leah, Sara, Penny, Nicole, Amy, and Amanda. But you can steal them if you want.

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There is a special force in the world known as author/authoress powers'. This force is more powerful than nearly anything else, may it be god or demon or character that has already died multiple times. This is a legendary force that causes the laws of reality to bend, and usually causes much confusion, chaos, and disorder.

It is this force that was responsible for the general/priest mazoku Xellos Metallium to come crashing to the ground in front of the squabbling fangirls.

Xellos looked around, confused. Where in L-sama was he? And... Why was every one of these girls staring at him obsessively?

the girls unanimously chorused with wide eyes. Then, chaos broke out as they started arguing.

Oh no! You are not getting near him!

Yes I am!

I'm first!

No, me!



Amanda yelled, as they all turned toward her. We need to solve this in a calm, organized manner! So everyone has an equal chance, we'll all present our arguments to Xellos, one by one. Then it's up to him to tell us his honest opinion. All right?

They nodded uncertainly.

And of course, she continued, Leah won't present because she supports ZelxXel, which is impossible now.

Everyone else nodded in agreement, a few sniffing at remembering the horrendous turn that had occured with Zelgadis.

Leah exclaimed with fury. You can't disqualify me!

Yes I can!

NO YOU CAN'T!

Oh? And why can't I?!

Leah ran over and punched Amanda in the face. Amanda punched back. Xellos watched with interest, feasting on their negative emotions.

So much for their proceeding in a calm, organized manner.

Xellos! Xellos! Kim exclaimed as she ran over to him. You have to listen to me! You may or may not realize it, but you and Lina are the perfect couple! See? I have proof! She quickly pulled out various papers. Xellos looked at them curiously.

Reasons Zelgadis and Filia are meant to be... he read.

Oops! Wrong list! she exclaimed, pulling out another stack of papers from who knows where.

Top ten reasons Lina and Xellos make a perfect couple... Xellos read as he looked at the paper with interest.
One: He already kissed Lina in Next.
Two: They're both intelligent.
Three: They look so cute together- he looked up. That's a reason?

Kim just nodded. You have to see it! she exclaimed. You two are so perfect! It's obvious that you like her. And she didn't hit you when you kissed her! She travels with you, even knowing that you're a mazoku! You save her oh so many times... Your personalities clash so wonderfully! And just look at your image songs! Even if you don't believe it now, I can convince you! I have fanfiction! Fanart! Reasons! I CAN MAKE YOU SEE THE LIGHT!

After a few seconds of silence, she sweatdropped and calmed down.

So, anyway, what do you want to see? Oh! Fanart! Wait just a sec! She searched through her pile.

Calmed down' being a relative term, of course.

See? Look! Look!

Xellos examined the picture, while he thought. He was trapped in some strange dimension, with obsessive girls who all, apparently, thought he belonged with different people. If he played his cards right, then he could have a lot of fun with this.

Hmm... I do see your point, Xellos replied, as if he had thought hard about her speech. Kim's eyes lit up.

Yes! I knew I could get to you!

he continued, I'm not really sure yet. Those girls may have a better argument...

Kim's face fell, while she boiled with rage. If only those other girls weren't there, she would have fully convinced Xellos! How dare they!

Xellos happily ate up her negative emotions, as she internally seethed.

The other girls, meanwhile, were having their own seperate little brawls to see who would talk to Xellos next. Mimi, however, was standing aside. Her plan was simple. She'd let everyone else fight it out, and would prove them all wrong at the end when she talked to Xellos! She wouldn't interfere until the end.

-And Amelia is the only good match for Xellos! Anne yelled angrily while arguing with Penny.

Mimi exclaimed, her previous strategy completely forgotten. That's the most outrageous thing I've ever heard! I've said it once, and I'll say it again! Xellos goes with Filia! And Amelia goes with Zel, anyway!

Meanwhile, Leah managed to break away from her fight and run over to Xellos.

You and Zelgadis belong together! I don't care if he's engaged to Miwan! You two are the only ones who can be together! In what had to be record time, she quickly gave 35 reasons why they were a match made in heaven. And lastly, you two look so cute together! She took out a large group picture. she explained, this picture may look like Zel's standing next to Amelia. But, if you look at it, he's also standing next to you! If you just cut the picture, it can be considered official art! And here's a fic! She shoved it under his nose. Xellos read through it.

he remarked. ^^ Though I personally don't think I would beg for mercy about anything...

Leah looked up at him. So? Well? Do you agree? Aren't you the best, most wonderful couple in the world? It's so perfect! Oh! Here, I-

She was suddenly interrupted as she was violently shoved out of the way by Amanda.

Don't you dare believe her! ZelxXel sucks! There's no way! He hates you! You just hang around him for his negative emotions! No, you truly belong with Valgaav!

Xellos inquired.

Yes! Sure, he acts like he hates you, and sure, he's a baby right now, but then he'll grow up and the two of you both have long lifespans and you two just look so cute together! See? She held up a piece of colored fanart for Xellos to view.

Hmm... Interesting, Xellos noted. But who knows... The others might have better arguments than yours. I'll have to talk to them before reaching a conclusion. He smiled his trademark smile, and waited to see who would come up next.

Mimi and Anne both ran up to him stimultaneously, shoving eachother back and forth as they argued.

Don't listen to her, Xellos! You belong with Amelia!

No! Filia!

There's no way you could like that obnoxious dragon!

No, you just can't like Amelia! She belongs with Zelgadis!

No she doesn't! Lina does!

There's no way that that would work! And in any case, Amelia's justice speeches would drive Xellos insane!

Well, so does Filia! And besides, everyone knows that opposites attract!

Exactly! Which is why he should go with Filia!

No! That's why he should go with Amelia! The light and the dark!

The dragon and the mazoku, you mean! It's obvious by how often Xellos and Filia fight that they love eachother!

It's obvious by how often they fight that they hate eachother!

Official pictures show that Xellos and Filia are a canon couple! Mimi shouted angrily.

No, official pictures show that Filia and Valgaav are a canon couple, Anne remarked smugly.

But he's a baby now, so that doesn't matter!

In any case, Amelia and Xellos are better!

Are not!

ARE TOO!

Mimi pulled out a fanfiction from her stack, and began reading it at the top of her lungs.
XELLOS'S EYES OPENED IN SURPRISE AS HE LOOKED OVER FILIA'S SLEEPING FORM. HE HAD PLANNED TO TEASE HER THIS MORNING, BUT HER SLEEPING FORM CAUSED A SUDDEN STIR IN-

Oh, that's how you're going to do it, are you?! Anne exclaimed while Mimi continued shouting. Well, take this! And she too pulled out a piece of fanfiction, which she began to yell out.
AMELIA WAS SITTING AT THE DESK IN HER ROOM, IDLY FILLING OUT PAPERWORK. WHILE SHE SIGNED ANOTHER FORM, HER THOUGHTS BEGAN TO WANDER TO HER TRAVELING COMPANIONS. IN PARTICULAR, A PURPLE HAIRED MAZOKU-

-SHOOK HIS HEAD AS HE TRIED TO REMOVE THESE STRANGE THOUGHTS, Mimi continued, even louder as she tried to out-yell Anne.

Xellos looked back and forth at the two furious fangirls. This was incredibly enjoyable to watch.

-GOING ON, FILIA WHIS- Suddenly, Anne stopped. She put a hand on Mimi's shoulder.

Mimi asked.

Why don't we stop yelling? These fics are much more romantic when they're not shouted.

Aah... Good point... And, that way I can convince Xellos that Filia and he are the best!

-Filia whispered, Anne read, purposely ignoring Mimi. In reply, Mimi quickly began to continue.

-wondered what it would be like to kiss-

-heart stopped as he heard her soft voice, and his heart-

Xellos inwardly pouted slightly. They weren't shouting anymore, and their anger was half-replaced by determination. Not only that, but these fanfics', as they were called, were taking a decidedly mushy turn.

3 minutes later, the girls were approaching the end of their stories, and Xellos was feeling a bit pale.

-he bent down, and Amelia gasped as he placed a kiss on her lips. Her heart burst with happiness as she hugged him and deepened the kiss-

-I think I'm falling in love with you,' he replied, as he lowered his head towards hers-

Xellos didn't think he could stand much more warm fuzziness. And, to make matters worse, Anne and Mimi weren't angry at all now- on the contrary, they were wrapped up in the romance of their stories.

The end! they both exclaimed as they finished the stories, then glared angrily at eachother.

My fic was better than yours was.

No, mine was!

Mine was, wasn't it, Xellos?

Xellos managed to smile. Well, actually, I don't think either of you have completely persuaded me. If it was only one of you, then sure, but there are so many girls here that I'm getting completely new insights...

I- I can't believe it! Mimi exclaimed angrily. It's all your fault! she accused to Anne.

What?! It was yours! If you hadn't been there-

-If you hadn't been there, Xellos would have seen the truth!

You two stop arguing about MY Xellos-sama! Julia shouted angrily as she stormed over.

Your Xellos-sama?!

Yes, my Xellos-sama!

He's Amelia's Xellos, if anything!

No he's not!

Actually, it's a fact that mazoku can't love! a new girl (let's call her Amy) snapped as she dropped in front of the others.

It's not a fact!

Yes it is! I read it!



Well, how do you know that mazoku can love?!

Xellos rapidly started feeling better as he took in all these negative feelings. Everything was still fun.

~*~

Did'ja read it? Janine asked excitedly.

Xellos lied as he pushed the fanfic away.

Wasn't it so romantic, how Martina confessed her undying love for Xellos and he showed his true feelings and kissed her and...

Xellos was feeling relatively sick again. These happy sappy romance fics were beginning to get to him. And there seemed to be no end to the fics or the fangirls. He hoped he could find some way to end this soon.

Well, you think that you and Martina go well, don't you?

No he doesn't! Nicole argued, pushing her way towards him. You were the last person to give your reasons, and there's no way he could like Martina! Besides, she's already married, and my argument for Sylphiel was far more convincing.

No it wasn't!

Just be quiet so he can say that I'm right!

You're right?! He'll never agree with you!

Yes he will! Penny whined.

Sara turned her head to Xellos. Well, Xellos, who do you love?

All the girls immediately hushed, as their gazes fell on Xellos. Their eyes were pleading and hopeful, begging that he would prove them right.

Well, that... is a secret! Xellos exclaimed brightly, as they all facefaulted.

Please tell us! Anne pleaded/

Yes, Xellos-sama!

Xellos said, smiling. I'll tell you.



Thank you!

But first, I need you to do something.

Anything, Xellos! Sara replied enthusiastically, as the rest followed suit.

Very good. Now, I want you all to first go searching for something.

They all nodded.

I need you all to find the tallest building that you can. The very tallest.

They nodded again.

You all climb up to the very top of that building, all right?

More nods.

And then, when you're at the very top, I want you all to jump off it.

Nodding in understanding, the girls waited.

After that, you can come back, and I'll tell you the answer! he finished happily.







The girls joyfully ran off, overjoyed that they would finally know who Xellos liked.

Xellos sighed in relief as he watched them go, and was about to leave himself.

Then he realized that he was trapped in this strange dimension, with no way out as of now and nothing to help him. He sighed, and began to search for an exit.

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Afterword: ^^ Well, you guys wanted a sequel, and after thinking of a plot involving Xellos, I wrote it today. I'm so glad that so many people positively reviewed the first part, and I hope this is as enjoyable to read (probably not, but...). Once again, no offense to anyone who has the name of any of these fangirls. I just randomly picked names. ^^; And I know I kinda portrayed them as idiots, particularly at the end... I'm also not trying to make fun of obsessive coupling fans. After all, I'm one too!